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Postby jalapeño ranch » Tue Jun 12, 2018 1:57 pm

I love that the Warriors already said they don't want Swaggy P back.
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:49 pm

Kerr was openly talking about how they had to get a lot younger on the Lowe podcast
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Postby ratbags » Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:51 pm

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Postby jalapeño ranch » Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:05 pm

mcwop23 wrote:Kerr was openly talking about how they had to get a lot younger on the Lowe podcast

Really hope he gives Jordan Bell closer to 30 minutes next season.

David West should probably retire.
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Postby gazedo » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:00 pm

ratbags wrote:


i am going to watch this every day for the rest of the offseason. love knowing even the warriors front office knows KD a snake.
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:30 pm

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I dunno man it looks pretty awesome

Love Steph
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:30 pm

PB hope you had a rad one.
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Postby ratbags » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:33 pm

Love Jordan bell drinking the henny
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Postby ratbags » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:00 pm

same

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Postby speakers » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:01 pm

delgriffith wrote:
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I dunno man it looks pretty awesome

Love Steph


i'm sure the parade is great fun!

just sayin it would have been nice to have a competitive finals
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Postby ThePettyDemon » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:02 pm

Am I ever going to see the Knicks have one of these in my lifetime?
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Postby speakers » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:03 pm

ratbags wrote:my ONLY concern is that he's all offensive and no defensive on a team that desperately needs a keen defensive head in the playoffs


help me get excited about this

i mean if we're running back the same team with basically the same coach...

not that dwane and nick are the same but i was kinda hoping for a real shake up

maybe the MASAIAH can work some of his magic
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Postby ratbags » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:11 pm

We'll have to wait and see what Nurse has up his sleeve. I still think we gotta get a draft pick but who knows how daring Masai will be
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:29 pm

ThePettyDemon wrote:Am I ever going to see the Knicks have one of these in my lifetime?



hahahahaha


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Postby ratbags » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:24 pm

speakers here's a good thread to remain optimistic about nick nurse

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Postby Lucky » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:47 pm

Isn't he basically an offense-only guy? Even Raptors fans don't seem to know much about him beyond him changing the offense.
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Postby ratbags » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:49 pm

i said that earlier but he was the one who pushed the culture change that happened last year and i don't think his role was ever to work on the team's defensive strategy so its a largely untapped/unseen part of his mind. just cause he helped kyle shoot more threes and work on JV's expanding role doesn't mean he doesn't have something in his game plan for defense.
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:02 pm

you can always hire kurt rambis to help with the defense
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Postby wario lopez » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:41 pm



i missed this tweet thread by ben falk last week, but it is really illustrative about how the warriors beat switching defenses. i just wish he had some footage of curry exploiting switches off ball. curry will often be the primary ballhandler, have a screen set for him to get a favorable switch (kevin love or some other slow big), then pass the ball and just use his footspeed to beat bigs to his shooting spot, often the corner. this happened over and over throughout the houston and cleveland series. this, combined with the ambiguous screens/slipping the screen/hard dives on the roll, really allowed them to open up their offense. ambiguous screens confuse defenses because the defensive player does not know whether or not to switch because they do not feel the screen. it's an opportunity for defensive communication breakdown, and communication is the most essential part of switching defense. they didn't even have to dive deeply into other strategies such as screening the screener. of course, when it all breaks down, the ability for durant to iso and get a good look is always there,and that's what makes gsw dangerous. it's that even if you take away everything, they still have that.
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Postby trouble » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:47 pm

ThePettyDemon wrote:Am I ever going to see the Knicks have one of these in my lifetime?


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Postby WAC » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:33 pm

I heard Kyrie is 100% GUARANTEED to bolt for the Knicks as soon as he's a free agent
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Postby pissydan » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:42 pm

WAC wrote:I heard Kyrie is 100% GUARANTEED to bolt for the Knicks as soon as he's a free agent

tearing his ACL on the way to the welcoming press conference.
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Postby dcm » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:44 pm

Last I dreamt that I was at a championship party for the warriors hosted by ratbags, but all the players silently disappeared once it became evident that the party was really just for Klay. The only food and beverage was donuts and chocolate milk.
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Postby dcm » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:54 pm

The two lasting images are of Steph and KD on high top stools watching Klay demonstrate his putting motion for rb, and of javale mcgee double-fisting chocolate eclairs in the kitchen
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:18 pm

draymond is definitely the hardest guy on earth for being drafted into a team with two all-time great talents on it. you gotta be insanely real to have that happen to you.
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:43 pm

ACL tear Kyrie might somehow be an upgrade
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:47 pm

because i’m an idiot i am legitimately excited for the knicks next year to see if Frank develops offensively/gets strong enough to guard 3s, to see if Trey Burke was a fluke or a serviceable PG, and hopefully one of the Bridges (or porter?!!?!!) comes in and looks like an NBA starter.

And maybe Tim Hardaway finally becomes an efficient shooter and only shitty on defense vs a crippling liability in all facets of the game

KP comes back to play 30 games and looks like he did the first month or two of last season
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:56 pm

The Portland one is an absolute disgrace after they already did the best one in real life.
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