HPN SHIT FLIXE: Vote in the October Horror poll!!!! ROUND 2

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

VOTE FOR OCTOBER HORROR MOVIES! Round 2, choose 1

The Gingerdead Man
1
17%
Night of the Demons 3
2
33%
Shrunken Heads
2
33%
Simon Says
1
17%
 
Total votes : 6

Postby Ampersand » Sat Jun 02, 2018 7:06 pm

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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:42 am

DEATH SPA is TONIGHT!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jun 03, 2018 4:20 pm

Ampersand wrote:DEATH SPA is TONIGHT!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:12 pm

2 hours until showtime!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:46 pm

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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:39 pm

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[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 3
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 2
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 1
[22:13] <besoin> Fly KLM
[22:13] <Trebbers> Dutch Spa
[22:13] <deathdonna> woah bold font chocie for the sign
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> more of a moonbody myself
[22:13] <dan2> thought it just said HEALTHS
[22:13] <besoin> travolta's club
[22:14] <Trebbers> ahahhaha
[22:14] <laserblast> okay that was actually cool as shit
[22:14] <impdentist> WHOA
[22:14] <dan2> sick
[22:14] <Trebbers> five bloody stars
[22:14] <deathdonna> i'm already so pleased
[22:14] <besoin> bodes well
[22:14] <deathdonna> lol bummiller
[22:14] <laserblast> ah yes, the bum miller and the butrick
[22:14] <impdentist> these names
[22:14] <besoin> bummiller, bakke, butrick
[22:15] <deathdonna> is this an interpretive aerobic studio?
[22:15] <lhs> this is just an art exhibit
[22:15] <bob511> Oh, Foree.
[22:15] <dan2> one of the cleanest death spas I've ever been in
[22:15] <besoin> the person who designed the max on saved by the bell designed this gym
[22:16] <Trebbers> Yeah, sorta a mystery what some of this shit would do
[22:16] <laserblast> Are we sure this movie sucks because the first two minutes have been cool as fuck.
[22:16] <besoin> i'm so excited
[22:16] <dan2> what a feeling
[22:16] <deathdonna> lol
[22:17] <besoin> mitch paradise
[22:17] <bob511> Red Light District Health Club
[22:17] <lhs> do some koyaanisquats
[22:17] <laserblast> lol lhs
[22:17] <@Ampersand_> lol lhs
[22:17] <Trebbers> Now get blasted in the gym
[22:17] <deathdonna> oh sure just leave your litter
[22:18] <laserblast> marvin gaye? no, marvin straight
[22:18] <deathdonna> ah yes, the lisa frank security system
[22:18] <besoin> heh
[22:18] <bob511> Heh
[22:18] <besoin> groundhog's day party
[22:18] <lhs> when the world is your trapper keeper
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> sterilized by mist
[22:19] <Trebbers> Really
[22:19] <Trebbers> Anti masturbation system
[22:19] <besoin> it's either the spa or the oj, nicole
[22:19] <deathdonna> is she getting gas chambered?
[22:20] <lhs> death spaz
[22:20] <besoin> how often are you this
[22:20] <@Ampersand_> saunabody heard her screams?
[22:20] <Trebbers> waoh
[22:20] <bob511> Why is the TV glow red?
[22:20] <deathdonna> most of the time
[22:20] <besoin> don't johnson
[22:20] <lhs> can we go back to that fucked up dream (?) for a sec
[22:21] <bob511> Oh, Thrifty.
[22:21] <deathdonna> Power Ballad from Drive Angry
[22:21] <bob511> Stop for ice cream.
[22:21] <Trebbers> Mail a letter real quick
[22:21] <besoin> tough seinfeld
[22:21] <deathdonna> was that a naked patient on a gurney?
[22:22] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:22] <deathdonna> shouldn't this be a sterile room?
[22:22] <bob511> Captain Marvel's less coordinated sister.
[22:22] <@Ampersand_> low-grade mummy, thankfully
[22:22] <Trebbers> "Treat her as you would a soft cheese"
[22:22] <deathdonna> lol
[22:22] <@Ampersand_> heh
[22:22] <bob511> Trash product placement.
[22:22] <deathdonna> on to happier times
[22:23] <lhs> love to work out at sex gym
[22:23] <deathdonna> is that a rainbow clit?
[22:23] <impdentist> wipe it down dude
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> yeah just imagine having to clean this room up at night
[22:23] <besoin> i hope there's a #memphisgroup tag on the imdb
[22:23] <dan2> that shirt's probably worth $300 now
[22:23] <Trebbers> Classic Marvin
[22:23] <deathdonna> his shirt
[22:24] <impdentist> weird camera
[22:24] <@Ampersand_> Classic Security State
[22:24] <besoin> HAL9000SPA
[22:24] <impdentist> pretty sophisticated system
[22:24] <laserblast> joan walsh: "increase the resistance?"
[22:25] <lhs> more foot traffic in this place than a damn airport
[22:25] <bob511> Yeah, quitting Twitter was the right move.
[22:25] <laserblast> oh my god bob i'm gonna go for a walk and think about my life now
[22:26] <bob511> Sorry. :(
[22:26] <besoin> is this lady that lady from the matrix
[22:26] <laserblast> WEIRD APPLIANCE
[22:27] <Trebbers> ha
[22:27] <lhs> NASpA
[22:27] <bob511> "You know, coughing."
[22:27] <@Ampersand_> refreshingly honest criminal
[22:27] <Trebbers> what
[22:27] <besoin> interesting system
[22:27] <deathdonna> i like her
[22:27] <lhs> it's a banner he made in print shop
[22:28] <Trebbers> Just logs from an erotic BBS
[22:28] <dan2> do you really need a supercomputer to turn on showers and increase bike resistance?
[22:28] <Trebbers> ahaha
[22:28] <laserblast> i mean how many times did she need to jump.
[22:28] <impdentist> well and to tighten screws on diving boards
[22:28] <@Ampersand_> this is what you get for having computer-controlled diving boards
[22:28] <bob511> Sgt. Stone
[22:29] <deathdonna> dust for prints in a pool?
[22:29] <deathdonna> i need this soundtrack
[22:29] <besoin> jock violence
[22:30] <lhs> bonsoir, i am jacques violence
[22:30] <deathdonna> lol
[22:30] <besoin> i think they ate at this place in white man's burden
[22:30] <Trebbers> aha
[22:30] <@Ampersand_> "i think this isn't a hamburger"
[22:30] <impdentist> haha
[22:31] <Trebbers> Random football
[22:31] <Trebbers> yessssss
[22:31] <impdentist> "anyway, let's table that for now"
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> this is where Wiseau got it from
[22:31] <besoin> very the room
[22:31] <Trebbers> What the fuck
[22:31] <deathdonna> bass theme from throwing the football
[22:31] <impdentist> what in the
[22:31] <besoin> there's a mardi gras party
[22:31] <impdentist> oh bye mark
[22:31] <besoin> read the signs, guys!
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> i mean, who recognizes ashes anyway?
[22:31] <Trebbers> ahaha
[22:32] <dan2> Murder Gras
[22:32] <besoin> here we go
[22:32] <impdentist> this scene is more like breen material
[22:32] <besoin> came mit the frame
[22:32] <lhs> i dreamed of a wheelchair mod for skyrim
[22:32] <@Ampersand_> i'll take this moment to remind ya'll that the alternate title for this movie is "Witch Bitch"
[22:33] <impdentist> hey no horseplay!
[22:33] <deathdonna> wake me up, before you go go
[22:33] <deathdonna> Witch Bitch is my tinder name
[22:33] <dan2> if only I could have a bond like this
[22:33] <impdentist> they go back and forth from athletic competition to discussions of murder suspects very quickly
[22:33] <deathdonna> wait wut
[22:33] <bob511> Beta male.
[22:33] <Trebbers> Oh no
[22:33] <lhs> is he gay? is that what that means?
[22:33] <besoin> this movie is good
[22:34] <deathdonna> yeah, i think so lhs
[22:34] <dan2> Big Bird really's got moves
[22:34] <@Ampersand_> i'm blu-ray
[22:34] <@Ampersand_> you're hd-dvd
[22:34] <impdentist> uh you still shouldn't put your hand in an active blender
[22:35] <deathdonna> oh all over my food
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> the new age of Aquarius
[22:35] <besoin> is this how aerobics works
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> that VEST
[22:35] <impdentist> oh no his office is in snake island!
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> oh wow another
[22:35] <bob511> Vests.
[22:35] <Trebbers> Is this going to be a building on a burial ground thing
[22:35] <besoin> uh oh
[22:35] <lhs> the spa was built on an ancient indian hotsprings
[22:36] <besoin> this guy's driving a submarine
[22:36] <bob511> Looks like an expensive Battleship board.
[22:36] <deathdonna> ooooohhhh snap
[22:36] <besoin> porky's 8: death spa
[22:36] <@Ampersand_> Das Bonmot
[22:36] <Trebbers> ....
[22:37] <besoin> this scene is 23 minutes
[22:37] <@Ampersand_> even the shower feels dirty
[22:37] <laserblast> FUCK
[22:37] <impdentist> hidden air jets?
[22:37] <besoin> the memphis group strikes again
[22:37] <dan2> must have stepped on the trap tiles in the floor of the shower
[22:37] <besoin> was that that tree from twin peaks
[22:37] <impdentist> uhhhh
[22:37] <besoin> is that karyn parsons
[22:37] <deathdonna> wait they just got attacked and they want a threesome?
[22:37] <@Ampersand_> problem was there was no caulk in the shower
[22:38] <bob511> ...
[22:38] <deathdonna> that's not what he meant by extended member-ship
[22:38] <dan2> "3 free months of the place that almost scalded me to death? Sweet!"
[22:38] <impdentist> damn how many ladies is this guy fuckin
[22:38] <@Ampersand_> TWO shirts
[22:38] <@Ampersand_> a Flintstonehead
[22:38] <besoin> here goes porn slater
[22:39] <deathdonna> that's not how reps work
[22:39] <impdentist> ah
[22:39] <deathdonna> wut
[22:39] <Trebbers> what
[22:39] <bob511> Full of tomatoes.
[22:39] <dan2> brings a whole new meaning to ripped
[22:39] <besoin> that's not how bodies work
[22:39] <deathdonna> lol dan
[22:39] <bob511> "You're going to ruin what's unique about the club: the gory maimings and deaths."
[22:40] <lhs> technology is bad and scary
[22:40] <impdentist> so is this a mardi gras party where people work out?
[22:40] <deathdonna> can we discuss this shirt
[22:40] <deathdonna> how is the mardi gras party so important they can't close?
[22:40] <bob511> "Aren't you supposed to be reffing a soccer match?"
[22:40] <lhs> boobs, donna
[22:40] <deathdonna> oh right sorry
[22:41] <@Ampersand_> omg
[22:41] <deathdonna> oh.....
[22:41] <impdentist> "it's 3 free months of health club membership"
[22:41] <deathdonna> i need a gif dan
[22:41] <impdentist> oh come on
[22:41] <deathdonna> please
[22:41] <dan2> don't take the blindfold off until you've finished eating
[22:41] <@Ampersand_> why did he light the candles
[22:41] <laserblast> I think coming on is the idea, dentist
[22:41] <Trebbers> 3 1/2 Months
[22:41] <deathdonna> lol
[22:41] <impdentist> she's already making blind jokes
[22:42] <deathdonna> what?
[22:42] <lhs> FORGET IT
[22:42] <Trebbers> Like what time is it supposed to be
[22:43] <deathdonna> death o'clock
[22:43] <laserblast> LOCKER UP LOCKER UP LOCKER UP
[22:43] <lhs> time to get a bra that fits correctly
[22:43] <dan2> goddamn it lb
[22:43] <besoin> what was that
[22:43] <deathdonna> how did she scream if she got stabbedin the throat
[22:44] <bob511> Should have switched her glasses with the Groucho ones.
[22:44] <Trebbers> How polite
[22:44] <impdentist> please!
[22:44] <besoin> thermonuclear war
[22:44] <dan2> logging on to bodybuildingforums
[22:44] <impdentist> how did she get in there
[22:45] <Trebbers> "Subject: Anyone else having this problem with their spa?"
[22:45] <impdentist> oh!
[22:45] <dan2> Phantom of the Spapera
[22:45] <deathdonna> lol
[22:45] <besoin> uh
[22:45] <deathdonna> lame
[22:46] <besoin> UH
[22:46] <deathdonna> that's a lot of skin
[22:46] <impdentist> was she just wearing the costume around
[22:46] <Trebbers> ahahhaha
[22:46] <dan2> Hot Wheels
[22:46] <@Ampersand_> ahh memories
[22:46] <deathdonna> i cannot with her eye patches
[22:46] <dan2> she should at least get a sharpie and draw in some pupils
[22:47] <impdentist> why did she have the light on
[22:47] <Trebbers> Tell me more face
[22:48] <dan2> and he can tell all that from that one urine sample, wow
[22:48] <deathdonna> Jim Henson's Death Spa
[22:48] <Trebbers> ah dan
[22:48] <Trebbers> "But your sister did, amirite?"
[22:48] <dan2> *puts out cig in skulls mouth*
[22:48] <Trebbers> Oh wait his wife
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[22:48] <@Ampersand_> a perfect likeness
[22:49] <dan2> "oh yeah, lotta thetons in this"
[22:49] <deathdonna> see, this is why we need abortion rights
[22:49] <deathdonna> or else people die in spas
[22:49] <besoin> it was kerosene, you hack
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[22:49] <bob511> He waited until after his wife immolated before sleeping with many, many women.
[22:49] <dan2> as opposed to the instantly recognizable ashes?
[22:50] <bob511> "That's what she thought of your pubic hair."
[22:50] <impdentist> i have never heard of "papa bird" before
[22:50] <dan2> same
[22:50] <deathdonna> so she was crippled from giving birth to a kid she didn't want and he did
[22:50] <deathdonna> and he thinks she had no reason to be depressed?
[22:51] <deathdonna> wait what is his job?
[22:51] <deathdonna> and what's beeping and buzzing?
[22:51] <dan2> I don't know but I think I'd be great at it
[22:52] <impdentist> wait is the dude fucking his dead twin
[22:52] <deathdonna> uhhhhhh, is the brother fucking his sister's ashes?
[22:52] <deathdonna> how would he know it's her?
[22:53] <dan2> is it normal for a gym or spa to have a really low light neon area?
[22:54] <Trebbers> ahhhh
[22:54] <deathdonna> fuck that's not good
[22:54] <deathdonna> htat's what she's wearing to her threesome?
[22:54] <@Ampersand_> No Try, Only Do
[22:55] <dan2> heh
[22:55] <Trebbers> what
[22:55] <deathdonna> Indiana JOnes and the Spa of Doom
[22:55] <@Ampersand_> boing boing boing
[22:55] <besoin> gyms and their industrial basements
[22:56] <dan2> that's the killer plucking a rubber band next to his mouth
[22:56] <impdentist> the furnace powers the computer system
[22:57] <besoin> felled by water
[22:57] <@Ampersand_> "ugh. i taste good"
[22:58] <bob511> "Also, several of the customers keep hanging."
[22:58] <deathdonna> love that 50s diner door
[22:58] <laserblast> ah yes, one gigabyte of ram should do the trick
[22:59] <deathdonna> i kind of want her outfit
[23:02] <besoin> hm, she's not on the 1.2th floor
[23:03] <bob511> A pair of psychologists?
[23:03] <besoin> what was the para-copay
[23:04] <impdentist> what could go wrong
[23:05] <Trebbers> what happened
[23:05] <Trebbers> oh the redheaded lady
[23:06] <lhs> dead lift
[23:06] <bob511> Oh
[23:06] <Trebbers> Fell all the way down the the 2nd sub basement
[23:06] <Trebbers> !!!
[23:06] <dan2> well then
[23:07] <deathdonna> is he sleeping on a sleeping bag?
[23:08] <bob511> How is there not one Nagel print in that house?
[23:10] <lhs> smooch
[23:11] <deathdonna> oh dear
[23:11] <impdentist> now we're talkin
[23:11] <Trebbers> waoh
[23:11] <@Ampersand_> no?
[23:11] <lhs> looking for me, a giant crotch?
[23:12] <deathdonna> mr clean goes day spa
[23:12] <laserblast> generator (drank) screws (drank)
[23:14] <bob511> He lives with a howler monkey?
[23:14] <Trebbers> Bra : Pass
[23:14] <besoin> trying to forget sarah marshall
[23:14] <bob511> "Six foot, 135 pounds, great legs."
[23:16] <besoin> sexual assault in progress
[23:16] <deathdonna> Gym Life in the 80s was wild
[23:16] <besoin> shazaam
[23:17] <deathdonna> ah yes, mardi gras's traditional pirate cosutme
[23:17] <besoin> melania
[23:17] <impdentist> what move was that
[23:18] <deathdonna> is this halloween or mardi gras?
[23:19] <impdentist> there's a lot going on here
[23:19] <lhs> seasons change, michael
[23:20] <deathdonna> mmmm, gym sushi
[23:21] <besoin> come on, that looks like melania
[23:21] <@Ampersand_> the past is toasty
[23:22] <impdentist> Penus Penus Penus Penus
[23:22] <besoin> very quiet dot matrix printer
[23:22] <deathdonna> death by demon face
[23:23] <lhs> what did the mall ever do to you
[23:23] <besoin> get this woman a crystal light
[23:23] <deathdonna> that's a clown move bro
[23:24] <bob511> What
[23:24] <Trebbers> grody
[23:24] <lhs> overripe
[23:24] <impdentist> very powerful computer
[23:24] <dan2> whoa
[23:26] <lhs> feel the burn, laura
[23:26] <deathdonna> move faster bor
[23:26] <lhs> that's a salad bar
[23:27] <besoin> yeah, cpr
[23:27] <Trebbers> He just loves the taste of bacon
[23:27] <dan2> sign me up
[23:27] <@Ampersand_> "let
[23:27] <@Ampersand_> 's powerlift him"
[23:27] <deathdonna> i'll have what she's having
[23:28] <Trebbers> that dj
[23:28] <deathdonna> yessss
[23:28] <Trebbers> Fat guy stunt
[23:28] <impdentist> wait is that some sort of battery powered blender
[23:28] <@Ampersand_> i swear, this gag USED to work
[23:29] <@Ampersand_> when juicing goes too far
[23:29] <dan2> *pulls out perfectly fine hand* "Gotcha!"
[23:29] <Trebbers> *starts up again*
[23:29] <@Ampersand_> this party is lit
[23:29] <lhs> quality blender tbh
[23:30] <deathdonna> see this is why i don't take vitamins
[23:30] <dan2> oh man
[23:30] <Trebbers> go movie
[23:30] <lhs> mm, vitamins and champagne and fish
[23:30] <Trebbers> "Take me down to the river"
[23:30] <impdentist> the fish?
[23:30] <dan2> do they serve baracuda at this spa?
[23:30] <bob511> Quality way to go.
[23:30] <laserblast> eel yeah
[23:31] <besoin> maybe go out the front door?
[23:32] <impdentist> do these people not know that multiple people have died at this party
[23:32] <bob511> Fletch Doesn't Live
[23:32] <impdentist> whoa
[23:32] <dan2> ah
[23:32] <besoin> heh
[23:32] <lhs> yikes
[23:33] <laserblast> And on voiceover, Vincent Price!
[23:33] <deathdonna> they'll all laugh at you
[23:33] <besoin> COMPUTER
[23:33] <@Ampersand_> and i'll show you the vegan alternative
[23:33] <deathdonna> imean, it's too late now
[23:33] <impdentist> wait what
[23:34] <@Ampersand_> hell of a way to get your rocks off
[23:34] <impdentist> i her soul trapped in his shoe
[23:34] <dan2> don't cross the streams!
[23:34] <besoin> rated pg&e
[23:34] <lhs> help computer
[23:34] <laserblast> (noob saibot voice) TOASTY
[23:34] <impdentist> oh no fire, her one weakness!
[23:34] <Trebbers> Was he shocking the pendant
[23:34] <deathdonna> my saaacrafice....
[23:34] <deathdonna> so i mean, they're all still gonna die
[23:35] <impdentist> turns out it was just a terribly unsafe gym in the first place
[23:35] <besoin> shouldn't have hired dj great white
[23:35] <bob511> Guy Getting Smushed to Death is a fun credit to have.
[23:36] <impdentist> ahahaha
[23:36] <dan2> oh my god
[23:36] <Trebbers> ahaha
[23:36] <laserblast> oh my goooooddddd
[23:36] <besoin> uber is gonna have surge pricing
[23:36] <bob511> Sure, shoot her once she's black(ened).
[23:36] <lhs> heh
[23:36] <dan2> and that's why you don't build on an ancient jock burial ground
[23:37] <@Ampersand_> oh this is a jam
[23:37] <impdentist> OH MAN DEATH SPA THEME
[23:37] <dan2> and a rare zappa cut to take us out
[23:37] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:37] <lhs> they shoot horses, don't they
[23:37] <@Ampersand_> they zap '
[23:37] <@Ampersand_> um
[23:37] <dan2> good work by "Ace"
[23:37] <Trebbers> Way better than the premise would suggest
[23:38] <laserblast> YOU CAN SPA IF YOU WANT TO / YOU CAN BURN YOUR FRIENDS' BEHINDS / BUT IF THEY DON'T ZAP AND WELL THEY DON'T ZAP / WELL THEY AIN'T NO FRIEND OF MINE
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:16 am

This Thursday,

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Postby Ampersand » Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:15 pm

Awareness bump!
Tomorrow night!
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Postby laserblast » Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:13 pm

ren ... na?
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Postby Autarch » Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:44 pm

did the db password change?
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:23 am

TONIGHT @ 2200 EDT: The Return of Renna in GAME BOX 1.0
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:05 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EDT: The Return of Renna in GAME BOX 1.0
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:11 pm

Ampersand wrote:
Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT @ 2200 EDT: The Return of Renna in GAME BOX 1.0
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 07, 2018 8:58 pm

1 hour until GAME TIME!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:45 pm

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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:38 pm

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[22:14] <dan2> let me crack open my gamer fuel
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> 3
[22:14] <laserblast> you got a monster!?!
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> 2
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> 1
[22:15] <dan2> gotta keep the senses sharp
[22:15] <besoin> is this the crystal method
[22:15] <lhs> crystal pepsi method
[22:15] <donnamartin> oh i forgot my Code Red
[22:15] <laserblast> i'm a fake firestarter. you're a fake firestarter.
[22:15] <donnamartin> tho i have red wine, same thing
[22:15] <@Ampersand_> totally awesome video gaaaaaames
[22:15] <@Ampersand_> stuck at 89%
[22:16] <dan2> back when movies had loading times
[22:16] <dan2> glad that's a thing of the past
[22:16] <impdentist> shit can i get 200
[22:16] <Trebbers> It's been
[22:16] <impdentist> ok 300
[22:16] <besoin> 1:30
[22:16] <dan2> oh my ggod
[22:16] <impdentist> wait
[22:16] <donnamartin> is he having a seizure?
[22:16] <besoin> 2 is coming imp
[22:16] <dan2> I think he was singing barenaked ladies
[22:16] <Trebbers> violent jerk sesh
[22:16] <dan2> 2:00 now!
[22:16] <besoin> 2:00
[22:17] <besoin> he's in trump's bowels
[22:17] <impdentist> thx i'm good
[22:17] <@Ampersand_> he gamed too hard
[22:17] <Trebbers> Is that an XFL poster above his bed
[22:17] <dan2> what happens if you die in the game and the game is in a dream?
[22:17] <dan2> do you still die for real?
[22:17] <dan2> or are you double dead?
[22:17] <besoin> i can't drive...55
[22:17] <donnamartin> so is this just freddy but with video games?
[22:17] <laserblast> dan, thank you. may i point you in the direction o-- (INSANE INCEPTION AIR HORN)
[22:17] <@Ampersand_> freddy got fingered, yes
[22:18] <laserblast> daddy would you like some xbox? daddy would you like some xbox?
[22:18] <besoin> delivering for amazon
[22:18] <dan2> great Smuggler's Run homage
[22:18] <besoin> oh hi cud nylon
[22:18] <dan2> ah
[22:18] <laserblast> np: hideaway lights setting a world record in pole position
[22:18] <impdentist> weird drive time show
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> mailman is glitching
[22:19] <impdentist> "his internal organs were severed with no break to the skin! BOIOIOIOING
[22:19] <besoin> amazon holding usps hostage
[22:19] <donnamartin> michael bay should get some score credits here
[22:19] <besoin> thanks for the exposition, shock jocks
[22:20] <dan2> I'm talking about ethics in gaming journalism my man
[22:20] <impdentist> is this before chris hayes got big
[22:20] <besoin> oh hi renna
[22:20] <Trebbers> Andy Partridge game tester
[22:21] <donnamartin> they've been working for 2 min
[22:21] <lhs> ben franklin's hanging out there
[22:21] <impdentist> pretty disappointed with the direction the soundtrack has taken
[22:21] <@Ampersand_> ew don't touch him
[22:21] <@Ampersand_> we know where that sweatshirt has been
[22:21] <Trebbers> 5 hours later
[22:21] <dan2> must have run out of battery
[22:22] <Trebbers> Metafartz
[22:22] <@Ampersand_> "i've gotta stay home and part my hair"
[22:22] <impdentist> wait i'm just realizing that this guy is an adult
[22:22] <impdentist> presumably
[22:22] <lhs> are you a big enough mailbox to rescue the president
[22:22] <Trebbers> 6 pack of fleshlights finally came
[22:22] <@Ampersand_> lol lhs
[22:23] <Trebbers> ahahhahahhah
[22:23] <besoin> it's a diadem
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> *other head
[22:23] <impdentist> By Royale Decree, If Thou Wish to Playe
[22:23] <lhs> knew he was a beta
[22:24] <dan2> Madcatz has really outdone themselves with this one
[22:24] <laserblast> lol
[22:25] <impdentist> has anyone ever actually played video games like this
[22:25] <besoin> easy charlie
[22:25] <@Ampersand_> "it's for, uh, later"
[22:25] <donnamartin> wow
[22:25] <donnamartin> #metoo charlie
[22:25] <Trebbers> "This videogame wants me to collect 10 upskirts"
[22:25] <besoin> nice casting on this lead
[22:25] <@Ampersand_> the charisma oozes
[22:25] <donnamartin> the founders of gamergate
[22:26] <besoin> when does he drink pepsi max and turn into mcwop
[22:26] <lhs> gonna grill up some hot pockets
[22:26] <Trebbers> ahahah
[22:26] <donnamartin> what
[22:26] <donnamartin> lol besoin
[22:26] <laserblast> i told you not to keep the zapper loaded
[22:26] <impdentist> this really strains credulity
[22:26] <impdentist> all of it
[22:27] <Trebbers> "Girlfriend got shot. Game of Time Crisis got out of hand."
[22:27] <impdentist> IT'S A LIGHT GUN FOR THE ORIGINAL NES, IT'S BUNDLED WITH THE SYSTEM
[22:27] <donnamartin> movies always have these videos and like, who does this?
[22:27] <@Ampersand_> yeah why can't he just make a sextape like everybody else
[22:27] <impdentist> take the pic dude
[22:27] <impdentist> come on
[22:27] <laserblast> "no, no, i said WIIMOTE not EMOTE" - the director
[22:27] <impdentist> you're obviously gonna
[22:27] <Trebbers> A frame is going to be a npc
[22:28] <@Ampersand_> lol blast
[22:28] <Trebbers> Hate that this voice sounds like David Cross
[22:28] <impdentist> oh man
[22:28] <@Ampersand_> omg killed by cop?
[22:28] <laserblast> this movie just got way better
[22:28] <dan2> STEP AWAY FROM THE METER
[22:29] <Trebbers> IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
[22:29] <donnamartin> what they got shot for breaking into the water plant?
[22:29] <lhs> died hacking into the mall
[22:29] <dan2> she was frolicking in a very threatening way, he had no choice
[22:29] <impdentist> "no really, i mean it"
[22:29] <besoin> girl meets underworld
[22:29] <donnamartin> screenplay by jaxen, 13 years old
[22:29] <donnamartin> lol
[22:29] <Trebbers> A cop charged in a shooting? Science fiction
[22:29] <@Ampersand_> Pongland
[22:29] <impdentist> did he question whether he should plug it into his tv first
[22:30] <@Ampersand_> Judgment House, perhaps?
[22:30] <dan2> Just everyone doing crimes all the time
[22:30] <lhs> harem anime thing
[22:30] <dan2> "Alien Crime Spree"
[22:30] <Trebbers> Alien Planet looks like fucking Zombieland
[22:30] <laserblast> oh no.
[22:30] <donnamartin> oh yeahhhh
[22:30] <dan2> TRU CRIME: STREETS OF CRIMELAND
[22:30] <Trebbers> ahahh
[22:30] <@Ampersand_> they contoured his face so that he looks like polygons
[22:30] <@Ampersand_> insane
[22:31] <impdentist> just like real life
[22:31] <Trebbers> Contoured some cheekbones out of nothing
[22:31] <dan2> the mission: crimes
[22:31] <impdentist> oh gracious
[22:31] <Trebbers> A call from the Big Mac
[22:31] <lhs> he walks just like a gta character
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> that is how they walk in GTA games
[22:31] <donnamartin> mayor mcheese was after the hamburgler
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> lol yes
[22:31] <laserblast> lol
[22:31] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:31] <impdentist> FUCK
[22:31] <besoin> finally got to beat up his black friend
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> ahhhh
[22:31] <dan2> yess
[22:31] <donnamartin> oh irony!
[22:32] <dan2> YEAH
[22:32] <dan2> "as long as its a perfectly rectangular building"
[22:32] <lhs> to look like neil patrick harris as a member of nsync
[22:32] <Trebbers> womp womp womp womp
[22:32] <@Ampersand_> wowow
[22:33] <donnamartin> wut
[22:33] <@Ampersand_> this is doing things to my brain
[22:33] <dan2> Just some random members of the Grey Woman Group dancing along
[22:34] <Trebbers> shittttt
[22:34] <laserblast> even games that kill you in real life have fuckin fetch quests
[22:34] <@Ampersand_> "sorry, pterodactyl caught in my throat"
[22:34] <donnamartin> stephen dorf should be here
[22:34] <dan2> "I wrote it on this condom"
[22:34] <impdentist> how come everyone in the line has a face
[22:35] <donnamartin> what are these songs
[22:35] <impdentist> god this is all original music huh
[22:35] <lhs> off-white zombie
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> Bob Zoombie
[22:35] <laserblast> SLAM in the back of my MOTORCYCLE
[22:35] <donnamartin> are we *sure* a 13 yo oy didn't write this?
[22:35] <besoin> is this that chuggo video
[22:35] <dan2> Bob Ghoulbie
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> lol besoin
[22:35] <impdentist> besoin i was thinking the same thing
[22:35] <besoin> chuggowould
[22:36] <laserblast> how are we gonna get through 2 more of these games in 80 minutes
[22:36] <dan2> love how the bike can't turn at all
[22:36] <@Ampersand_> the graphics are shit that's how i feel
[22:36] <impdentist> wait is he actually narrating this to us
[22:36] <donnamartin> is he in a 40s serial or a video game
[22:36] <laserblast> i 100% cannot tell whether this is diegetic or not
[22:37] <impdentist> omg
[22:37] <donnamartin> dentist i just said that out loud while rubbing my temple
[22:38] <dan2> at least take the hat
[22:38] <dan2> that thing's gotta have mad stats
[22:38] <donnamartin> oh no a girl
[22:38] <donnamartin> what do i do?
[22:38] <impdentist> these guys have clearly never played grand theft auto but think they know exactly what it's like
[22:38] <dan2> I believe you mean a dame Donna
[22:38] <dan2> this is half GTA and half Max Payne
[22:39] <impdentist> did he change into another hoodie
[22:39] <Trebbers> Has to make his 5 minute shift at the game office
[22:39] <impdentist> if he's not careful he's going to miss lunch time
[22:39] <besoin> this is the last job charlie ever got, save for one short
[22:40] <donnamartin> is that the great hambino?
[22:40] <besoin> yeah, patrick renna
[22:40] <impdentist> "you look more like crap than usual"
[22:40] <lhs> thanks for noticing
[22:40] <@Ampersand_> honestly, he looks improved
[22:40] <donnamartin> a guy on metro told me that once
[22:40] <besoin> to think this goon was sabrina's love interest
[22:41] <Trebbers> Is that green screened
[22:42] <@Ampersand_> "did you bite me, charlie?"
[22:42] <besoin> this movie predicted facebook
[22:43] <lhs> "let me play my ex-box"
[22:43] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> hehe
[22:43] <besoin> ah cmon topanga
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:44] <impdentist> promotional consideration by ford
[22:44] <@Ampersand_> barf
[22:44] <laserblast> oh god
[22:44] <laserblast> and yeah this looks super green screened
[22:44] <besoin> also predicted makeup contouring youtubes/instagrams
[22:45] <donnamartin> women, amirite
[22:45] <besoin> a cross-tgif romance
[22:45] <dan2> for some reason I read that as predicted makeup youtubes and thought it was ai doing makeup tutorials
[22:45] <dan2> which would probably be sick
[22:45] <impdentist> wait is the guy someone
[22:45] <besoin> harvey from sabrina the teenage witch
[22:45] <impdentist> oh yeah someone said that
[22:45] <donnamartin> soundbeat?
[22:45] <besoin> very imaginative
[22:46] <dan2> wow, truly a world where anything is possible
[22:47] <laserblast> a'ight pulp fiction
[22:47] <Trebbers> yesss
[22:47] <Trebbers> nooo
[22:47] <dan2> "oh no, this dialogue again"
[22:48] <@Ampersand_> ya gotta hand it to this movie: nothing has ever or will ever look like this again
[22:48] <laserblast> the game is pretty reasonable for a murderous game
[22:48] <Trebbers> *picks up game again*
[22:48] <besoin> no way this guy's shower door is this clean
[22:49] <Trebbers> It would be clean if he never used it
[22:49] <besoin> getting murdered does tend to stick with you
[22:49] <besoin> off to publix
[22:49] <impdentist> lol
[22:49] <dan2> lol besoin
[22:50] <besoin> easy on the creamer, boss
[22:50] <impdentist> uh boss, i found another bug
[22:51] <laserblast> lol
[22:51] <dan2> clean your Dvd man, your disc is skipping
[22:51] <besoin> uh, game, $4.25 for a mocha?
[22:51] <impdentist> i always hated escort missions
[22:52] <donnamartin> charlie's about as good at this as i am
[22:52] <Trebbers> TIME FOR LUNCH
[22:52] <besoin> these guys are really living the LA life
[22:52] <@Ampersand_> NO COFFEE OF COURSE NOT
[22:52] <besoin> drip coffee...lunch
[22:53] <laserblast> is this the best boss in the history of the shit flixe
[22:53] <impdentist> game, set waypoint to doctor
[22:53] <impdentist> is this a pediatrician
[22:53] <donnamartin> hehe horstein
[22:53] <Trebbers> Hornstein!
[22:53] <dan2> *Well, Dr. Mario is open, would that be alright?"
[22:53] <Trebbers> ah
[22:53] <lhs> they have a whole room for that
[22:54] <donnamartin> i think it was pretty clear something was wrong
[22:54] <impdentist> ed harris?
[22:55] <dan2> was that Peter Boyle?
[22:55] <impdentist> 1.73 damn
[22:55] <besoin> yeah
[22:55] <besoin> kill this cop
[22:55] <dan2> Office Michael Symon on patrol
[22:56] <Trebbers> "You ever get wet?"
[22:56] <impdentist> what is happening
[22:56] <donnamartin> waoh what
[22:56] <donnamartin> he was dating a 17 yo?
[22:56] <impdentist> "now if she had been a black kid, that would have made sense!"
[22:56] <@Ampersand_> do gamers hate cops? is that a thing?
[22:56] <impdentist> hackers do
[22:57] <besoin> he should swat this cop
[22:57] <lhs> usually hating cops involves going outside
[22:57] <impdentist> how come he wasn't playing the game all the way to the hospital
[22:57] <dan2> ah
[22:57] <besoin> my name is jonah
[22:57] <impdentist> the game narrative did not really explain this
[22:57] <donnamartin> i need this soundtrack
[22:58] <dan2> bash his head in
[22:58] <lhs> to live here is to live
[22:59] <besoin> whoa, venom crossover
[22:59] <dan2> he's getting invaded
[22:59] <impdentist> it's the bank robber from crime spree
[22:59] <Trebbers> Must be a monolith in the area
[22:59] <dan2> these zombies are glitching out real bad
[22:59] <lhs> you will go through your entire steam library
[23:00] <impdentist> can't wait for the american truck simulator level
[23:00] <impdentist> jungle?
[23:00] <besoin> jungle?
[23:00] <@Ampersand_> jungle of the mind
[23:00] <donnamartin> why can princess come wiht him to a new game if she's from crime spree?
[23:01] <besoin> or ao shun for that matter
[23:01] <lhs> a happy ending would be a sims cohabitation with her
[23:01] <dan2> I reccomend you consult the documentary Wreck-It Ralph
[23:01] <besoin> a true blood level
[23:02] <besoin> the professor will be his chill boss
[23:02] <donnamartin> aren't we all just characters in this elaborate video game we call life?
[23:03] <lhs> pete has joined your party
[23:03] <dan2> heh
[23:04] <Trebbers> Game said you have critically high levels of horseradish in your blood
[23:04] <besoin> haha
[23:04] <@Ampersand_> lol treb
[23:04] <donnamartin> woah patrick swayze about to get ghosted
[23:05] <besoin> those ghost ghosts terrify me
[23:05] <dan2> can they even eat you? they don't seem to have mouths
[23:05] <donnamartin> oh you don't want Final Destination
[23:05] <lhs> well excuuuuuse me, princess
[23:05] <donnamartin> broads, amirite
[23:05] <besoin> woke boyz
[23:06] <dan2> ahahaha
[23:06] <@Ampersand_> wow
[23:06] <besoin> a lost level
[23:06] <@Ampersand_> RIP Blue Mountain
[23:06] <lhs> quiet hill
[23:06] <dan2> "Computer, bring up gamefaqs"
[23:07] <besoin> he hasn't even tried the konami code
[23:07] <impdentist> these zombies can do kung fu on the ceiling
[23:08] <dan2> they did do a good job at capturing the empty colorless repetitive hallways and corridors of 2004 gaming
[23:08] <lhs> they're going to breakdance him to death
[23:09] <besoin> with a game genie you can unlock urkel and cody from step by step
[23:09] <besoin> all the tgif greats
[23:09] <Trebbers> "Why? It's 2004"
[23:11] <dan2> why is his voice all distorted now
[23:11] <donnamartin> they owe space invaders royalties
[23:11] <besoin> nooo
[23:11] <lhs> frogger in his throat
[23:11] <Trebbers> ahahahh
[23:12] <@Ampersand_> Aliens Ate My Forearm!
[23:12] <besoin> an english patient level
[23:12] <lhs> he's camping
[23:13] <donnamartin> YOU CAN'T MAKE ME EAT MY BROCCOLI
[23:13] <Trebbers> what
[23:13] <besoin> a cinnamon jelly belly
[23:13] <besoin> better grab that
[23:13] <dan2> BE ALL YOU CAN BE
[23:14] <besoin> turkish star wars had better effects than this
[23:14] <impdentist> just shoot him
[23:16] <besoin> just harvest his organs already
[23:16] <laserblast> so much for the aliens on alien planet
[23:16] <besoin> serendipity
[23:16] <dan2> *goron steals the heart when they aren't looking*
[23:17] <donnamartin> i'm going to need to see the score credits
[23:17] <lhs> she needs a phoenix down
[23:17] <besoin> GAAAMMEEEE
[23:17] <impdentist> you can waste health on dead party members?
[23:17] <impdentist> that's just poor game design
[23:18] <laserblast> rip topanga
[23:18] <donnamartin> um
[23:18] <@Ampersand_> I, Ow
[23:18] <besoin> i...i'm in ms-13?
[23:19] <donnamartin> oh my god
[23:19] <besoin> little solaris reference here
[23:19] <laserblast> wait this is ... a metaphor
[23:19] <donnamartin> this shit is a fucking metaphor
[23:19] <donnamartin> manic pixie gamer girl
[23:20] <dan2> "no, this is still the game, I'm still an alpha"
[23:20] <laserblast> this is an everclear album cover
[23:20] <impdentist> it's an ambush!
[23:21] <besoin> no way his boss wouldn't be there gently putting pop tart crumbles in his mouth
[23:21] <@Ampersand_> "but it's wrong. i'm used to not moving for days"
[23:21] <lhs> heh
[23:21] <impdentist> has his boss showed up in the game yet
[23:21] <besoin> nope
[23:21] <besoin> he didn't take his picture i guess
[23:21] <impdentist> i bet he's in charge of the game
[23:22] <lhs> game, open console and enable god mode
[23:22] <besoin> my patagonia tattoo!
[23:24] <laserblast> game. iddqd.
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[23:24] <dan2> "fuckin aimbot"
[23:25] <besoin> is ao shun an anagram or something
[23:25] <impdentist> "has uno"
[23:25] <impdentist> the number of hit points he has
[23:26] <donnamartin> amazing
[23:26] <laserblast> oh my god
[23:26] <impdentist> oh man in-game marketing
[23:26] <donnamartin> i'm not kate
[23:26] <besoin> the schindler's list strings
[23:27] <@Ampersand_> she can feel it in her oversized cartoon heart
[23:28] <Trebbers> flatline
[23:29] <impdentist> ah
[23:29] <laserblast> lol
[23:29] <besoin> transitions lenses!
[23:29] <dan2> they had to give him a saline drip filled with mountain dew, his body rejected everything else
[23:30] <besoin> heh
[23:30] <impdentist> "i love how you always play game boy and don't talk to me"
[23:30] <besoin> a kate replacement!
[23:30] <@Ampersand_> "roast beef. hold the horseradish"
[23:30] <lhs> he starts a 30-page thread about asking out his server
[23:30] <donnamartin> oh no he's gonna hit on the server too
[23:30] <besoin> heh
[23:31] <donnamartin> my eyes detached from rolling them
[23:31] <laserblast> nooooooooooo
[23:31] <@Ampersand_> hey, he doesn't even have to change!
[23:31] <@Ampersand_> that's growth
[23:31] <impdentist> but the bbq is tonight
[23:31] <laserblast> oh jesus christ
[23:31] <dan2> OK, he's definetly in another game now
[23:31] <@Ampersand_> daaaaamn who's this person who bathes??!
[23:31] <impdentist> who just leaves beers out on the table
[23:32] <impdentist> what if he beats it too
[23:32] <laserblast> hell yeah fuck the police
[23:32] <Trebbers> wait what
[23:32] <donnamartin> amazing
[23:32] <besoin> welp
[23:32] <@Ampersand_> in the end, it was all about ethics in policing
[23:32] <dan2> game made by Phrenology Systems
[23:32] <donnamartin> yes, these credits
[23:32] <impdentist> Patrick Kilpatrick
[23:32] <impdentist> god damn
[23:32] <besoin> disappointingly small role for renna
[23:33] <@Ampersand_> lol at them only being able to get Renna for a day
[23:33] <laserblast> Patrick Kilpatrick is the b-side to Cop Shoot Cop
[23:33] <impdentist> wait what
[23:33] <dan2> there were only like 8 characters in this, they must be listing the zombies
[23:33] <dan2> WORM MILLER
[23:33] <impdentist> how did i not know about actual renna
[23:33] <dan2> really?
[23:33] <besoin> you damned youngin'
[23:33] <impdentist> no i mean i know about him
[23:33] <impdentist> i did not know this movie was related to him
[23:34] <donnamartin> gonna have to ask laserblast for this soundtrack for xmas
[23:34] <impdentist> wtf i'm freaking out
[23:34] <besoin> he was the coworker
[23:34] <besoin> the "i didn't call you yesterday" guy
[23:34] <donnamartin> oh good, font i can read
[23:34] <besoin> great song
[23:34] <impdentist> i had no idea this was part of the renna legend
[23:35] <besoin> evalessance
[23:35] <impdentist> they blurred the credits like they blurred the actors to help them blend into the vg background
[23:35] <besoin> it's not, imp
[23:35] <impdentist> i'm so confused
[23:35] <besoin> patrick renna is just an actor, most famous for the sandlot
[23:35] <@Ampersand_> board renna =/= film renna
[23:35] <besoin> and the boarder looked like him, so people called him renna
[23:35] <besoin> (even though he didn't really look like him)
[23:35] <@Ampersand_> yeah not at all
[23:36] <impdentist> wow ok apparently this entire board character has gone commpletely over my head
[23:36] <donnamartin> the movie score feels ... unfocused
[23:36] <besoin> he's been gone since like 2009, imp
[23:36] <laserblast> dentist honestly don't worry about renna
[23:36] <laserblast> not worth it
[23:36] <impdentist> oh i don't
[23:36] <@Ampersand_> yeah, honest
[23:36] <Trebbers> Better for you to have as vague idea of board Renna as possible
[23:36] <@Ampersand_> the chicken nugget image is all you need
[23:37] <Trebbers> One perfect shot
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Postby laserblast » Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:39 pm

ahaha way to leave in the shit talk there at the end
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:48 pm

laserblast wrote:ahaha way to leave in the shit talk there at the end


we ain't the shit flixe for nothin
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Postby Ampersand » Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:38 pm

This Sunday (blame laserblast):
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:00 pm

Bump!
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Ampersand wrote:Bump!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:24 pm

1.5 hours until showtime!
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Postby laserblast » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:17 pm

aaaaand no shit a pipe just burst on our water heater

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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:47 pm

lol likely story

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[22:10] <@Ampersand_> 3
[22:11] <@Ampersand_> 2
[22:11] <@Ampersand_> 1
[22:11] <impzdentist> Canibal Friends ah
[22:11] == besoin_ [183c4dda@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.60.77.218] has joined #hpnmovieseries
[22:11] <impzdentist> fuck i forgot to pour some johnnie for this
[22:11] <bob511> Michonne looking rough.
[22:11] <@Ampersand_> Randy Newman voice: you've got a meaaaal in me
[22:11] <besoin_> did we start yet?
[22:11] <@Ampersand_> just did
[22:11] <@Ampersand_> 45 now
[22:11] <lhs> reject all double Ns
[22:12] <@Ampersand_> 1:00
[22:12] <Trebbers> Taking five on the set of the Dragula video
[22:12] <besoin_> give me 1 min?
[22:12] <Trebbers> Skadavis
[22:12] <dan2> Ska Davis
[22:12] <@Ampersand_> 1:10
[22:12] <kayke> I'm coming into this cold, are we watching a student film?
[22:12] <impzdentist> oh man what is this going to be
[22:12] <besoin_> give me 1:30?
[22:12] <impzdentist> holy shit
[22:12] <kayke> Amp is this a home movie?
[22:12] <@Ampersand_> missed it again
[22:12] <besoin_> agh
[22:12] <besoin_> 2:00 please
[22:12] <dan2> 2:00 in 15
[22:12] <@Ampersand_> 1:50
[22:12] <impzdentist> brian wilson huh
[22:13] <Trebbers> Some places you have to make a movie to get your GED
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 2:00
[22:13] <dan2> 2:00
[22:13] <impzdentist> oh man his sleeves dont even go all the way down
[22:13] <Trebbers> Owwwwooooooooo
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> kayke, no one involved in this film learned anything
[22:13] <kayke> super-hell spider-man
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[22:13] <dan2> my baby blueeeeee
[22:13] <kayke> who let their baby be in this?
[22:13] <kayke> get that baby outta here
[22:13] <Trebbers> woah
[22:14] <kayke> cool shirt
[22:14] <Trebbers> ahahha
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> "you pout like an instagram starlet, booooyyyy"
[22:14] <bob511> ::Indiana Jones theme::
[22:14] <impzdentist> how did zdar get mixed up in this
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> you'll see
[22:14] <dan2> that's to warn all the other Mars Attacks aliens to stay away
[22:14] <Trebbers> They showed him zmoney
[22:14] <kayke> pocket knife
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> the answer is drugs and/or alcohol
[22:14] <besoin_> time?
[22:15] <@Ampersand_> 4:00
[22:15] <dan2> 400
[22:15] <impzdentist> i have to give them credit, a lot of these movies don't even make it to the one hour mark
[22:15] <Trebbers> Hand in the overalls
[22:15] <Trebbers> Trailer Park Boys cosplay
[22:15] <kayke> hmmm
[22:15] <dan2> guest directoion by Frank D'Angelo
[22:16] <kayke> is this SUPposed to be someone's basement?
[22:16] <besoin_> July 11th, 2006 at the hipinion lair
[22:16] <bob511> The bar at The Continental is a little low-rent compared to the rest of the hotel.
[22:16] <Trebbers> ah
[22:16] <impzdentist> well
[22:16] <@Ampersand_> oh we might be able to get a Shit Flixe exclusive rip on Frank D'Angelo's latest film, The Joke Thief
[22:16] <impzdentist> and that's a character wrap
[22:16] <Trebbers> oh no
[22:17] <@Ampersand_> hey, don't fooze the balls
[22:17] <kayke> *chopsticks*
[22:17] <dan2> oh my god
[22:17] <impzdentist> whoa
[22:17] <besoin_> yeah, really get that brake screech
[22:17] <besoin_> thanks
[22:18] <bob511> Robert Z'Dar will be performing in the Lounge Car at 1pm, 3, and 7.
[22:18] <dan2> and don't bother micing the dialogue, that won't be necessary
[22:18] <kayke> I wish I was Mr Train-man so I could go goodbye...
[22:18] <lhs> how much of the budget went to bribing that porter
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> "how about you, Bogus, you like trains?"
[22:18] <impzdentist> hahah
[22:19] <kayke> little kids?
[22:19] <impzdentist> little kids gettin head
[22:19] <besoin_> totally different cemeteries
[22:19] <lhs> love to hoop n holler while gettin head
[22:19] <impzdentist> why is this guy visiting the grave of people who died in the 20s
[22:19] <kayke> whahaahhaha
[22:19] <kayke> that butterfly was too much for me
[22:20] <bob511> "It's all Party City had, Johnny!"
[22:20] <besoin_> meanwhile at the beige lodge
[22:20] <impzdentist> lot going on here
[22:20] <lhs> ow
[22:20] <dan2> he's mad after not getting the Yo Gabba Gabba gig
[22:20] <impzdentist> AH THE DRUM
[22:20] <besoin_> is anyone just laughing pretending this is grammatron's old band
[22:20] <impzdentist> and the acoustic guitar
[22:20] <kayke> I mean... this is basically Mulholland Drive, right?
[22:21] <besoin_> i draw the line at geese
[22:21] <bob511> Ned Beatty and Silent Bob
[22:21] <@Ampersand_> ah! he's real
[22:22] <kayke> "they're not games, they're tricks!"
[22:23] <kayke> is this an elk's lodge? I can't figure out this venue
[22:23] <bob511> So Z'Dar isn't so much a cast member, as they filmed in the Eagles club he frequents?
[22:23] <besoin_> this audio
[22:23] <kayke> I've given up on hearing any words
[22:23] <lhs> retirement home cafeteria?
[22:23] <besoin_> is his name granny bob?
[22:23] <bob511> Yes
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> incredible that he lived for a decade after this performance
[22:24] <kayke> always love a fish tank with no fish in it
[22:24] <dan2> serious late period Brando vibes
[22:24] <bob511> Did Super Hell 3 kill him?
[22:24] <Trebbers> Imagine a little 10inch tall Z'dar
[22:25] <@Ampersand_> if you go down in the woods today, you're in for a big surprise... because today is the day the juggalos get to LARPing
[22:25] <lhs> holylols boots
[22:25] <bob511> Somehow still more intelligible than The Seventh Son.
[22:25] <kayke> "stole all my salt"???
[22:25] <kayke> blupo?
[22:25] <dan2> speaking of, have you watched Stiff Oddz yet amp?
[22:25] <besoin_> not too cool that they're filming this in a real cemetery
[22:26] <@Ampersand_> i would never watch that without ya'll
[22:26] <impzdentist> you know kids these days, no respect for the dead
[22:26] <impzdentist> what with their hoopin and hollerin and havin sex and gettin blow jobs
[22:26] <besoin_> i guess i'm that guy with the father who has been dead since 1925
[22:27] <besoin_> i wonder who was manning the gamestop while this was being made
[22:27] <kayke> okay so the rules are his make up gives him power? and can melt?
[22:27] <impzdentist> ah
[22:27] <impzdentist> AH
[22:27] <dan2> Cardboard Casket
[22:27] <Trebbers> Somebody stop me!
[22:27] <impzdentist> does that happen frequently
[22:27] <impzdentist> just brains poppin out in bars
[22:28] <lhs> brains, brains, they're good for your heart
[22:28] <impzdentist> i love this guy
[22:28] <dan2> don't you mean, ready for SMOOOOOKIN'
[22:28] <kayke> I don't think a zombie would have the motor skills to use a lighter
[22:29] <bob511> When you can't tell the movie footage from the BTS material.
[22:29] <impzdentist> cock weenie?
[22:29] <@Ampersand_> cock weenie?
[22:29] <dan2> Listen here, sizzle chest
[22:29] <Trebbers> aha
[22:30] <impzdentist> earX-tacy
[22:30] <impzdentist> oh no
[22:30] <Trebbers> whaaa
[22:30] <bob511> Swiped Satan's boa.
[22:30] <Trebbers> PAPA JOHNS
[22:31] <impzdentist> good lord
[22:31] <Trebbers> where is this shot
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> this movie is fueled by garlic dipping sauce
[22:31] <Trebbers> Getting West Virginia vibes
[22:31] <kayke> good old blupo
[22:32] <@Ampersand_> maybe... maybe this is hell?
[22:32] <lhs> quick, where's 412
[22:32] <bob511> How has this property not been snapped up.
[22:32] <besoin_> 412 area code is PA
[22:32] <impzdentist> oh shit i think i know where this is
[22:32] <besoin_> maybe we'll get a bug cameo
[22:32] <kayke> oh yeah can't wait for them to introduce another character and setting
[22:32] <impzdentist> yeah this is outide pittsburgh
[22:32] <Trebbers> McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania
[22:32] <impzdentist> i was gonna say mckees rocks yeah
[22:32] <impzdentist> that's where my grandparents lived and i remember that drive in
[22:32] <besoin_> nice
[22:33] <lhs> is that facial hair real
[22:33] <besoin_> jesse the deteriorated body ventura
[22:33] <impzdentist> GO SILLY MAN
[22:33] <kayke> that's what I say to homophobes too
[22:33] <dan2> Shaggy ain't standing for this shit
[22:34] <Trebbers> Is this dude like 5 feet tall
[22:34] <kayke> cherub cheeks
[22:34] <Trebbers> Z'andy Newman
[22:34] <lhs> go silly on that piano, man
[22:34] <@Ampersand_> hehe
[22:35] <kayke> "yeah!"
[22:35] <impzdentist> who said "yeah"
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> that was me, sorry
[22:35] <besoin_> what z'dar had was literally called cherubism
[22:35] <Trebbers> 'yeah'
[22:35] <impzdentist> "what" (my name is) "yeah" (my name is)
[22:35] <lhs> it can only be the fire extinguisher
[22:35] <Trebbers> "No more dead cops!"
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:36] <impzdentist> am i having a stroke
[22:36] <Trebbers> Waiting for Raylan Givens to come in a bust up the meth ring that gotta be there
[22:37] <bob511> Z'Dar died while appearing at a convention in the Florida panhandle.
[22:37] <bob511> Can you imagine?
[22:37] <impzdentist> lol
[22:37] <Trebbers> holy shit
[22:37] <besoin_> hmm
[22:37] <impzdentist> oh
[22:38] <besoin_> that's not even the same zombie
[22:38] <impzdentist> you gotta stop peeling at your costume dude
[22:38] <@Ampersand_> dad won't let them take the car out of the driveway
[22:39] <Trebbers> Nah, can't drive on public roads w/a DUI
[22:39] <bob511> Papa Johns
[22:39] <Trebbers> ahahahaha
[22:39] <@Ampersand_> a whole jar of peanut butter. for what?
[22:39] <lhs> one boy no cup
[22:39] <kayke> a lot of soul patches in this film
[22:40] <impzdentist> was the movie all a dream
[22:40] <besoin_> After high school, Z'Dar attended Arizona State University[2] where he received a BFA and played on the university football team.[1] After graduation, Z'Dar returned to Chicago where he was employed variously as a Chicago police officer, member of the band Nova Express, commercial jingle writer and Chippendales dancer.
[22:40] <Trebbers> This is like a 2000-1 level of soul patches
[22:40] <besoin_> a real renaissance man
[22:41] <dan2> imagine a cop pulling you over, knocking on your window, you roll it down and it's Z'dar staring down at you
[22:41] <impzdentist> whoa
[22:41] <Trebbers> He's all 'my eyes are up here' as you stare at the chin
[22:41] <besoin_> what the hell
[22:42] <impzdentist> this guy is actually a hipster from 2018
[22:42] <Trebbers> Don't you fucking point at me, movie
[22:42] <impzdentist> holy shit
[22:42] <@Ampersand_> damn
[22:42] <impzdentist> *unholy
[22:43] <besoin_> a little zing at the competition
[22:43] <dan2> if Super Hell is to hell what SuperCuts is to a barbershop, consider me terrified
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> lahaha
[22:44] <bob511> "You said this was only a three-hour tour."
[22:44] <kayke> lol
[22:44] <besoin_> satan's agents on earth take amtrak
[22:44] <kayke> the thin blue line
[22:44] <impzdentist> what
[22:44] <impzdentist> how
[22:45] <besoin_> please do it
[22:45] <kayke> if a demon falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it
[22:45] <@Ampersand_> ignitin' my lightsaber
[22:45] <bob511> Mined the sound effects from their copy of Jedi Knight
[22:45] <kayke> american horror story: PA
[22:46] <@Ampersand_> hehe
[22:46] <besoin_> what does hipinion mean to me
[22:46] <impzdentist> "just regular covered in blood"
[22:46] <@Ampersand_> haha besoin
[22:46] <impzdentist> haha
[22:47] <impzdentist> this guy actually isn't an actor in the movie, they just ran into him
[22:47] <besoin_> this movie has a lot in common with twin peaks s3
[22:47] <bob511> Like, with their car, ID?
[22:47] <besoin_> the chevy monte carlo was one of the strangest cars ever made
[22:48] <besoin_> strictly driven by maniacs
[22:48] <kayke> A+ for honesty
[22:48] <kayke> fuzzy dice and an air freshener -- bold.
[22:49] <kayke> where's yoyo?
[22:49] <bob511> USS Jiffy Pop
[22:49] <dan2> If I know yoyo, he'll be coming back at some point
[22:49] <kayke> lol
[22:49] <@Ampersand_> aahah
[22:50] <bob511> But relax
[22:50] <impzdentist> what were dimensions 4-7
[22:50] <@Ampersand_> those bangs
[22:50] <dan2> destroy the army    *turns page*  ...of the dead!
[22:50] <besoin_> is this herman cain's campaign manager
[22:50] <dan2> haha
[22:51] <@Ampersand_> "my sweet boy"
[22:51] <kayke> i've heard of big boned... but he was small boned
[22:51] <besoin_> heh
[22:51] <besoin_> do bones float
[22:51] <@Ampersand_> bone voyage
[22:51] <bob511> Aha
[22:52] <lhs> haha
[22:52] <kayke> lmao
[22:52] <dan2> this is how I want to go out
[22:52] <lhs> iiiii'm sailing awaaaayyy
[22:52] <dan2> haha
[22:52] <kayke> don't go chasing waterfalls
[22:52] <impzdentist> LOST MY TUBE - ADMIN
[22:52] <besoin_> almost forgot about rooster
[22:52] <Trebbers> NOOOOOOOO
[22:52] <@Ampersand_> Z'Dar's musical talent is totally new info to me and i love it
[22:53] <Trebbers> gif
[22:53] <kayke> LEAVE THAT GOOSE ALOE
[22:53] <impzdentist> what's with the swans
[22:53] <besoin_> jesus
[22:53] <kayke> *ALONE
[22:53] <@Ampersand_> omg
[22:53] <Trebbers> Kill them all
[22:53] <kayke> that goose is not being paid
[22:53] <besoin_> the state of vaping in 2005
[22:54] <kayke> jody joe silly joe boy
[22:54] <Trebbers> haha the sound effect preset on their casio
[22:54] <besoin_> what on earth
[22:54] <bob511> Just some SNL riffing.
[22:55] <kayke> this feels like a really bad escape room
[22:55] <@Ampersand_> or highly erotic escape tomb
[22:55] <impzdentist> this scene actually is a little lynchian
[22:55] <kayke> a+ monkey noises I guess
[22:55] <lhs> weird that they got jamie stewart for that scene
[22:55] <kayke> oh wow a boop
[22:56] <kayke> two boops
[22:56] <impzdentist> this guy wasn't allowed to actually be in the same room as her
[22:56] <besoin_> oh lord
[22:56] <kayke> :(
[22:56] <impzdentist> oh whoa
[22:56] <Trebbers> man
[22:57] <besoin_> clearly he does
[22:57] <@Ampersand_> different strokes
[22:57] <Trebbers> Better than Cries and Whispers
[22:57] <lhs> had to out-edge suicide girls back then i guess
[22:57] <kayke> I don't like this version of rocky horror picture show
[22:58] <besoin_> let's do...meth...agaaainnnn
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> oh my goodness
[22:58] <Trebbers> "Do you like puppy dogs?"
[22:58] <impzdentist> oh wow
[22:58] <kayke> of this version of gremlins
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> my boyfriend
[22:58] <kayke> *or
[22:58] <kayke> cook me a salad
[22:58] <besoin_> that curvy cd tower
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> lol i have a dvd tower like that
[22:58] <Trebbers> Halogen floor lamp too
[22:59] <besoin_> if rodin only knew
[22:59] <Trebbers> Mrs. Hellfire
[22:59] <@Ampersand_> omg at Planet of the Apes remake poster
[22:59] <@Ampersand_> big Tim Burtonhead lives here
[23:00] <Trebbers> ahhahahah
[23:00] <impzdentist> the hannibal poster
[23:00] <bob511> Awww
[23:00] <impzdentist> ahahahahaha
[23:00] <kayke> lMAMAAOALMAO
[23:00] <Trebbers> nonono
[23:01] <@Ampersand_> loool
[23:01] <lhs> it's fine
[23:01] <kayke> "mmMMMmm"
[23:01] <impzdentist> there is a lot going on here
[23:01] <Trebbers> the fuck
[23:01] <kayke> :(
[23:02] <impzdentist> title drop
[23:02] <Trebbers> AVOID THE NOID
[23:02] <@Ampersand_> hopefully anvil drop soon
[23:02] <impzdentist> haha
[23:02] <kayke> lol treb
[23:02] <impzdentist> "Love Theme from SUPER HELL"
[23:03] <kayke> super hell looks a lot like rural PA
[23:03] <impzdentist> accurate tbh
[23:04] <kayke> gotta wear comfy shoes to super hell, there's a lot of walking
[23:04] <impzdentist> well it's all those inclines that really kill you
[23:05] <@Ampersand_> hot as super hell out here
[23:06] <impzdentist> audience surrogate
[23:06] <@Ampersand_> rock with anger
[23:06] <kayke> angry rocking chair is a big mood
[23:07] <lhs> wonder what's going on in the black elk lodge rn
[23:07] <besoin_> wait a minute...who suggested this movie?
[23:07] <kayke> clockwork tangerine
[23:07] <lhs> someone who hates us
[23:08] <besoin_> clockwork.midi
[23:08] <besoin_> wasn't it laserblast?
[23:08] <@Ampersand_> yes
[23:08] <impzdentist> oh hiiiii blupo
[23:08] <besoin_> can't help but notice laserblast isn't even here!
[23:09] <@Ampersand_> he said his water heater burst
[23:09] <@Ampersand_> i don't buy it
[23:09] <impzdentist> imagine being asked to be in this
[23:09] <bob511> They shrank the Skipper
[23:09] <kayke> imagine agreeing to be in this
[23:09] <@Ampersand_> what this film presupposes is... maybe art is bad?
[23:09] <besoin_> 19 minutes to go
[23:10] <kayke> super hell seems nicer than regular earth
[23:10] <kayke> it's got a kind of historic vibe
[23:10] <kayke> no one is fucking a monkey
[23:10] <kayke> they have nintendo
[23:10] <impzdentist> nintendo cereal?
[23:10] <Trebbers> It was good
[23:11] <kayke> I think I went on a field trip to super-hell when I was in 4th grade
[23:11] <@Ampersand_> this is somebody's specific kink
[23:12] <kayke> I want to see signed consent forms from everyone in this movie
[23:12] <bob511> I just spent a week camping in Florida swampland.  I think that mattress looks damper.
[23:12] <Trebbers> Feel like these people would be so much worse w/out cameras
[23:12] <kayke> I want to talk to everyone in this movie's moms
[23:13] <kayke> b roll of a dog they saw
[23:14] <@Ampersand_> damn, how'd they get mom's basement to fly?
[23:14] <impzdentist> what % of this cast is dead by now
[23:14] <bob511> Lots of cardboard, it seems.
[23:14] <impzdentist> gotta be at least 20%
[23:14] <lhs> excuse me, this is a no-smoking space craft
[23:14] <kayke> this is the worst episode of mighty boosh I've ever seen
[23:14] <bob511> What percentage of this cast has been fired from Spirit Halloween by now?
[23:15] <kayke> lol
[23:15] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:15] <besoin_> 13 minutes to go
[23:15] <besoin_> wasn't that a long 6 minutes
[23:15] <kayke> did this movie change formats or was it always square?
[23:16] <@Ampersand_> if Z'Dar plays us out, it'll all have been worth it
[23:16] <impzdentist> there better be some yuengling in this scene
[23:17] <kayke> I could go for a yinger
[23:17] <kayke> and a cheese steak
[23:17] <kayke> and for this movie to be over
[23:18] <kayke> was that a fake soul patch?
[23:18] <Trebbers> AHAHH
[23:18] <impzdentist> whoa
[23:18] <@Ampersand_> nothing about that man is real
[23:18] <besoin_> is this still the space craft
[23:18] <Trebbers> I think they landed
[23:18] <impzdentist> no they landed it
[23:18] <kayke> stairway to heaven
[23:18] <kayke> stairway to super-hell
[23:19] <impzdentist> oh no it's the police
[23:19] <Trebbers> Meanwhile
[23:19] <impzdentist> what
[23:19] <besoin_> speaking of b roll
[23:19] <kayke> Is this Salem?
[23:20] <kayke> Amp, does this look like the mall in Salem?
[23:20] <besoin_> salem's second best bill maher impersonator
[23:20] <@Ampersand_> not sure
[23:20] <@Ampersand_> kayke and I saw Suicide Squad at the Salem mall
[23:20] <bob511> Entertaining Tilted Kilt staff on their smoke breaks.
[23:20] <kayke> that is true.
[23:21] <@Ampersand_> which would be a very appropriate connection
[23:21] <Trebbers> A magician hired these guys to do his promo video and this is what they gave him
[23:21] <besoin_> ASMR
[23:21] <@Ampersand_> yeah i'm going to fall to sleep to this later
[23:22] <impzdentist> whoa
[23:22] <impzdentist> it's winter now
[23:22] <kayke> 6 months later
[23:22] <besoin_> the skeleton and the guy jumping on the geese were the best parts
[23:22] <@Ampersand_> agreed
[23:22] <@Ampersand_> DUCKS... ON A LAKE!
[23:22] <kayke> smoke on the water, skeleton in the river
[23:23] <besoin_> mom's kielbasa
[23:23] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:23] <bob511> They replaced that kielbasa into the fridge without mom noticing.
[23:23] <@Ampersand_> chipmunk snuff
[23:23] <kayke> this guy has a thing about eyes
[23:24] <impzdentist> really want to hear a neighbor in the background going "SHUT UP"
[23:24] <Trebbers> "It's a school night!"
[23:24] <besoin_> a long way from the ASU football team
[23:24] <kayke> a granny's love
[23:25] <@Ampersand_> my lord
[23:25] <bob511> "And remember, I did two more of these."
[23:25] <@Ampersand_> i hope you've enjoyed tonight's anthropological study
[23:25] <bob511> Neither of those things are true, Johnny.
[23:25] <impzdentist> wow
[23:25] <kayke> this grandma doesnt know she's in this movie
[23:25] <Trebbers> "So you've decided to learn the organ"
[23:26] <dan2> and the concept was?
[23:26] <kayke> ska davis
[23:26] <impzdentist> the organ lady laughing is shades of that three second youtube of the old guy walking in front of the camera and laughing
[23:26] <bob511> William (Bobby)?
[23:26] <kayke> mike (tony)
[23:26] <@Ampersand_> Taco Supreme
[23:26] <impzdentist> oh my god he had a baby and named it ethan allan poe walker
[23:27] <impzdentist> harrassee haha
[23:27] <bob511> Since when is Bob a nickname for William?  Sheesh.
[23:27] <kayke> oh no
[23:27] <impzdentist> how were there this many people in this what
[23:27] <Trebbers> Monkey Rape Victim
[23:27] <besoin_> monkey boy and monkey rape victim have the same last name
[23:27] <kayke> the monkey and rape victim were related
[23:27] <besoin_> married couple i hope
[23:27] <@Ampersand_> unlikely
[23:27] <bob511> Audio Mix: (blank)
[23:27] <besoin_> you suck, cv audio services
[23:28] <dan2> lol bob
[23:28] <bob511> Whoa.
[23:28] <bob511> A true interstate production.
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we found a 20-lb bag of brown rice that had been sitting in the same room as the water heater for four years, behind bags of old paint and spackle, since before we moved in
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