WW XXXIV - Wolf Island - ISLANDERS WIN

There are worse ways to spend the time, but not many.

Postby Pashmina » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:39 pm

crashes to the ground

Good heavens! This bastard hast floored me, and I haven't the joints to recover myself! Waitress! Excuse this rough stranger from this establishment, by God!
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:39 pm

I grew up on this island, blowing from dune to dune. I was raised by the waves. The truth is, I love all of sea life, even the sharp things that hurt.
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:43 pm

Is there a prize for making the 100th post in this thread?
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Postby VHB » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:44 pm

-1 baby... :( wrote:Is there a prize for making the 100th post in this thread?


Probably not.
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:45 pm

rips one


Oh, how long until the whiskey hour?
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:46 pm

It's 2:00 somewhere.
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:48 pm

Are all the characters in the same place right now?
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:50 pm

I am at the dockside bar with some fellow regulars, yes.
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:51 pm

Understood, thanks.
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:52 pm

Youngsters, may I give you a tip?

The sailing shall be quite good today.




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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:53 pm

Santa Baby brings Mr. Uppity a barstool.

I apologize for my earlier behavior. I was raised by the ocean, you see. There are no manners in the ocean, only life, death and salt.
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:56 pm

You want some green?

Santa Baby pulls a jar of seaweed out of his jacket.

I home-farm it myself.
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:59 pm

Jizzads! Were only I to find that blasted pipe. The greens of this earth are the only balm for these fiery joints of mine now that Beatrice has ended my relationship with Mme. Oxy.
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:00 pm

Bummer.
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:01 pm

Perchance we should disrobe one of my cubans and take a respite in my vehicle?
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:03 pm

I'm game!
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:06 pm

Tabitha! Retire to the ladies' room and create a most monstrous abomination with this fellow's fine artisanal seaweed. After, please fetch Clarissa and bring me to my vehicle. This "Santa Baby" chap is to be my formal guest and shall be seated shotgun.
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:08 pm

Clarissa, please prepare the seats at 58 degrees and queue up "Catch a Wave" on the tape deck.
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:11 pm

I'm so honored.

Santa Baby puts on his sunglasses.

Let's ride this caughten wave.
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:29 pm

Tabitha emerges from the restroom holding a small golden case

"Your bluntie, sir."

Clarissa enters the bar with an ornate, gilded chair, which I shuffle off my barstool onto.

As we struggle through the front door - Tabitha and Clarissa, lithe and strawberry-haired, carrying my chair - i shout over my shoulder: Tis gout, not ostentatious! Have a double of Whistlepig awaiting my return!"

As myself and Santa Baby proceed to my vehicle, a chorus can be heard faintly through the windows:




As Tabitha and Clarissa shut the doors, I show Santa Baby my prized cigar cutter: "You know, back when I was young, they used these to snip...well, lets just say when you had a son they used these to snip more than the cigars!"

I light the blunt.
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Postby VHB » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:36 pm

pootis wrote:Youngsters, may I give you a tip?

The sailing shall be quite good today.




rips a fart, convulses in laughter.


Von Ho Balanced wishes this guy had been around for Who Farted? Werewolf. He, like Bernie, would of won.
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:01 pm

VHB wrote:
pootis wrote:Youngsters, may I give you a tip?

The sailing shall be quite good today.




rips a fart, convulses in laughter.


Von Ho Balanced wishes this guy had been around for Who Farted? Werewolf. He, like Bernie, would of won.



Hey Von?
Did you hear what that asshole said?








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Postby bigcat » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:03 pm

I can fart bubbles!!

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Postby Pashmina » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:07 pm

Oh, Santa Baby, my dear, I am...I am...Ripedd. Methinks we should return to the bar and my Whistlepig I lest... hotbox... vehicle in less desirable fashi...in less pleasant fashion.
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:09 pm

I'm so zoinked I only caught about half of that. Luckily, it was the half that mattered. To the bar!
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:10 pm

Barkeep! A round on me! Barkeep is a weird word, isn't it?
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:11 pm

TABITHA! CLARISSA! BRING ME HOME!
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:12 pm

KAREN!!

Santa Baby knows no one named Karen.

KAREN!!!
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:13 pm

-1 baby... :( wrote:Barkeep! A round on me! Barkeep is a weird word, isn't it?



Tis the truth, youngster. I have always believed it to sound more of a warden than a liberator.

Alas, it is one of the last truly great, truly important professions.

Mr. Poots slams his $24 double.
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:13 pm

WHAT ARE WE TO DO ABOUT THESE BLASTED FROGGERS??
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