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Postby grayfox » Tue Mar 27, 2018 2:19 pm

this guy spammed me with "nice shot!" "great pass!" on every imperfect hit i had, until i did this:

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this was the game before:

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Postby grayfox » Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:12 pm

nifty passing play with a friend, from the other team's perspective:
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Postby chandler » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:00 pm

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i've been getting really into pestcest too lately. haven't really been able to find much good ant stuff, though. anybody have any links to some good biting vids/pics?
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Postby death is my amigo » Wed Apr 04, 2018 7:05 pm

i just owned a guy so hard i made him a better person
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Postby death is my amigo » Wed Apr 04, 2018 7:16 pm

this was actually a little earlier today

typical toxic player, dragging the team down, sarcastic quickchatting every opposing goal (almost always caused by us 2 stretching to cover his misplays). i tell him to chill with the whining and blaming other people throughout the game, at the end when i have 380 and he has 40 i tell him he chases, doesn't rotate, and whiffs routine contacts making it very difficult to play with him. of course he says 1v1 me; great, let's

we play, after every goal i'm very magnanimously giving him advice, like "you will improve - as both a player and a person - when you stop blaming others for your problems and begin taking accountability," shit like that. at first it's "fuck you" etc but as it becomes clear to him he's gonna lose this game, he starts saying things like "i know" "you're right" "i need to work on that" at the end he just said "thanks man"

wow
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Postby death is my amigo » Wed Apr 04, 2018 7:17 pm

to all my fellow console players let me highly recommend plugging in a usb keyboard
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Postby grayfox » Wed Apr 04, 2018 7:38 pm

I have only accepted a 1v1 like that once. I beat him and he immediately left silently and removed me as a friend
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Postby grayfox » Wed Apr 04, 2018 7:38 pm

Now I just tell the group j muted so and so
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Postby figaro » Wed Apr 04, 2018 7:49 pm

oh cool they kinda improved the inventory management with this new update...finally

also I think I've reached my peak at platinum with this season...maybe one of these days I'll be a diamond boy
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Postby marble » Wed Apr 04, 2018 8:25 pm

the update sucks. serious lag issues at both network and frame level. it's a nightmare. but hey, more colours for my car!
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Postby figaro » Wed Apr 04, 2018 8:47 pm

yeah I dl'd it yesterday but am playing around tonight and I've noticed all sorts of issues

lag, sound is all fucked, etc etc
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Postby grayfox » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:25 pm

Yeah tons of issues. And I still like my old car colors.
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Postby death is my amigo » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:49 pm

marble wrote:the update sucks. serious lag issues at both network and frame level. it's a nightmare. but hey, more colours for my car!


I was wondering! I thought it was me. Reads are way harder
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Postby death is my amigo » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:50 pm

I only accept matchmaking for my local server but have noticed more ppl complaining about lag spikes
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Postby ecto » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:00 am

finally diamond

im so happy

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its so nice to have competent teammates
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Postby grayfox » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:17 am

i've found diamond to mostly be a hell hole of toxicity where everyone is upset they're not champ. yesterday a dude lost a kickoff and we got scored on in the first 5 seconds, he voted to forfeit then immediately quit out of the match afterwards. next game, someone on the other team quit out after the first goal.
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Postby chandler » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:24 am

diamond seems to be where i can max out, feels like it's the level where pretty good players hit their mechanical limits and playing with randos means every game is a challenge
i've been getting really into pestcest too lately. haven't really been able to find much good ant stuff, though. anybody have any links to some good biting vids/pics?
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Postby ecto » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:43 am

yeah i played a 3s match yesterday where someone on the other team quit but one guy on the other team was so insanely good that 2v3 was a straight up mismatch. we lost 5-3
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Postby ecto » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:44 am

i will say platinum seemed slightly more chill
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Postby marble » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:58 pm

ecto wrote:finally diamond

im so happy

http://xboxclips.com/Just+a+Reminder/1e ... 2c841d69cd

its so nice to have competent teammates

"diamond" "competent teammates"

lol jk congrats!
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Postby Seamus » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:35 pm

god this update blows. there's one issue i keep getting where i can't see what anybody is messaging, can't see my boost meter etc, can't vote to forfeit... everytime it loads like this the game gets extremely slowed down around 3 minutes in. then when it's over it doesn't even load the scoreboard ffs
Raise. Hell. All. Summer. Long.

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Postby grayfox » Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:26 pm

some guy gave me shit all game, which, we eventually won. i added him on steam as a friend to follow some other boarder's advice, i forget whose, but it's great.

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Postby cordoba » Wed Apr 18, 2018 3:21 pm

haha i'm the one who mentioned this. that's a great exchange.

last time i tried this here's how it went:

[TEAM] IDIOT Take the shot!
[TEAM] IDIOT Take the shot!
[TEAM] IDIOT Take the shot!
[TEAM] IDIOT bruh
[TEAM] IDIOT wtf bruh
[TEAM] cordoba sorry i just got stung by a bunch of bees!
[TEAM] IDIOT i hope it's fatal
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Postby figaro » Wed Apr 18, 2018 3:24 pm

Because I'm dumb and hopelessly addicted to this game still I just impulse bought the Switch version

Looking forward to some sick bed time matches
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Postby cordoba » Wed Apr 18, 2018 3:52 pm

let me know how it goes figaro. after being a pc player for years i picked it up on ps4 and i'm worthless. ps4 is a huge handicap for me. feels clunky, laggy, but most of all the left analog on the controller is positioned lower and i'll never adjust to how goofy it feels. hopefully the switch is better.
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Postby marble » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:27 pm

cordoba wrote:let me know how it goes figaro. after being a pc player for years i picked it up on ps4 and i'm worthless. ps4 is a huge handicap for me. feels clunky, laggy

yep! i've played a few ps4 games since moving to pc and i'm trash. turning off vsync and lowering the deadzone helps a bit but it's still v difficult. i've only just been ranked on my ps4 account but i'm a whole 3 ranks lower than what i am on pc, and i still get cussed out by teammates
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Postby marble » Sun Apr 29, 2018 6:22 pm

RLCS is happening June 8-10th in London

Here's the bracket:

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Postby grayfox » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:23 pm

FYI for everyone. Go to extras, redeem code. Enter "popcorn"
There's another I think that's wrestlemania maybe. Google it I forget.
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Postby figaro » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:37 pm

switch version is p chill

it looks super rough but I obviously didnt buy it for that or to be like competitive or anything...just like random playing in handheld wherever games

but hooo boy am I bad at it because its rough for me with the joycons (no analog trigger is a big adjustment) and like my depth perception of the ball is super garbage on the small screen
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Postby marble » Wed May 02, 2018 5:55 pm

i solo queued to champ 2 last night in doubles. finally. it took me forever. going pro now thanks everyone!
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