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Postby Kenny » Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:29 pm

god, for real ahahah

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Postby trouble » Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:46 pm

if you are going to spend 20 plus minutes on a smash ultimate collection they should have just showed every snake codec call
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Postby Kenny » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:16 pm

Hm, I guess I have to watch a video to understand how to play Fortnite
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Postby brent » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:29 pm

Kenny wrote:Hm, I guess I have to watch a video to understand how to play Fortnite

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Postby rich uncle skeleton » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:30 pm

Fortnite is best learned through trial by fire imo. I would play for an hour or two, then watch some videos to learn more specific strategies. Until you get the controls down with muscle memory your best bet is to hide until the last ~20 people (but that won’t make you very good!)
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Postby Kenny » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:31 pm

yeah there's no tutorial anywhere apparently

I guess you're just supposed to have played it by now
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Postby rich uncle skeleton » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:31 pm

Or do you mean they force you to watch a video?
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:32 pm

Watching my nephew play fortnight, I get the impression that the vast majority of players are under the age of 12.

Am I gonna feel like Bill Murray playing basketball in Rushmore if I start playing this? Because I want that
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Postby Cronos » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:32 pm

Not going to even bother downloading that shit.
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Postby rich uncle skeleton » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:33 pm

xxx-xxx-xxxx wrote:Watching my nephew play fortnight, I get the impression that the vast majority of players are under the age of 12.

Am I gonna feel like Bill Murray playing basketball in Rushmore if I start playing this? Because I want that


You’re gonna get wrecked by kids for the first few hours. These kids grew up on Minecraft, yr fucked!
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:36 pm

Brb gonna purchase some new dance moves
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Postby Viz » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:01 pm

Watching my 12 year old play Fortnite is crazy with his building skills and how they're used to escape from attackers.

I am seriously considering getting a switch just to get him off my PS4.
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Postby gambra » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:12 pm

Imagine thinking you need a tutorial for Fornite.
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Postby gambra » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:13 pm

You run around and shoot people.
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Postby john plainman » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:15 pm

to be fair, petty has never played a shooter before
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Postby Kenny » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:24 pm

I mean, like what the different modes are, why you build things and how, what the circles are and why they get smaller, what all the shit on the first screen means, where money comes in, etc I don't think it's that outlandish

I killed 3 people on my first play B-)
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Postby internetfriend » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:26 pm

such bad timing considering that a better version of fortnite just came out on PC....miyamoto crapping pikachu pants for sure
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Postby john plainman » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:27 pm

HOW IS CIRCLE FORMED
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Postby Kenny » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:29 pm

I've never played one of these battle royale games before, it's true
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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:57 pm

Kenny wrote:I've never played one of these battle royale games before, it's true


yeah seriously doubt I'll download fortnite
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Postby Kenny » Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:46 pm

Apparently there's a first person dungeon crawler a la Wizardry coming to the Switch called Labyrinth of Refrain: Coven of Dusk but I don't fucking get why this genre of games have the most shitty naked huge breasted women drawings in them
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Postby brent » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:04 pm

hollow knight rules
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Postby terrific bedwetter » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:07 pm

picked up hollow knight and yokus island epress

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Postby tgk » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:27 pm

Man i do not like hollow knight one bit. Just can't do metroid style games anymore.
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Postby shirts optional » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:12 am

Whoa Octo Expansion out now
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Postby kirito » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:35 am

i have a switch now :)
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Postby lil bro » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:51 am

tgk wrote:Man i do not like hollow knight one bit. Just can't do metroid style games anymore.


It's a flooded genre nowadays but it's definitely one of the best games of its kind (imo)
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