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Postby rich uncle skeleton » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:33 pm

xxx-xxx-xxxx wrote:Watching my nephew play fortnight, I get the impression that the vast majority of players are under the age of 12.

Am I gonna feel like Bill Murray playing basketball in Rushmore if I start playing this? Because I want that


You’re gonna get wrecked by kids for the first few hours. These kids grew up on Minecraft, yr fucked!
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:36 pm

Brb gonna purchase some new dance moves
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Postby Viz » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:01 pm

Watching my 12 year old play Fortnite is crazy with his building skills and how they're used to escape from attackers.

I am seriously considering getting a switch just to get him off my PS4.
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Postby gambra » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:12 pm

Imagine thinking you need a tutorial for Fornite.
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Postby gambra » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:13 pm

You run around and shoot people.
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Postby john plainman » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:15 pm

to be fair, petty has never played a shooter before
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Postby Kenny » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:24 pm

I mean, like what the different modes are, why you build things and how, what the circles are and why they get smaller, what all the shit on the first screen means, where money comes in, etc I don't think it's that outlandish

I killed 3 people on my first play B-)
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Postby internetfriend » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:26 pm

such bad timing considering that a better version of fortnite just came out on PC....miyamoto crapping pikachu pants for sure
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Postby john plainman » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:27 pm

HOW IS CIRCLE FORMED
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Postby Kenny » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:29 pm

I've never played one of these battle royale games before, it's true
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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:57 pm

Kenny wrote:I've never played one of these battle royale games before, it's true


yeah seriously doubt I'll download fortnite
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Postby Kenny » Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:46 pm

Apparently there's a first person dungeon crawler a la Wizardry coming to the Switch called Labyrinth of Refrain: Coven of Dusk but I don't fucking get why this genre of games have the most shitty naked huge breasted women drawings in them
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Postby brent » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:04 pm

hollow knight rules
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Postby terrific bedwetter » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:07 pm

picked up hollow knight and yokus island epress

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Postby tgk » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:27 pm

Man i do not like hollow knight one bit. Just can't do metroid style games anymore.
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Postby shirts optional » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:12 am

Whoa Octo Expansion out now
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Postby kirito » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:35 am

i have a switch now :)
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Postby lil bro » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:51 am

tgk wrote:Man i do not like hollow knight one bit. Just can't do metroid style games anymore.


It's a flooded genre nowadays but it's definitely one of the best games of its kind (imo)
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Postby Cronos » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:29 am



I support not having this fucking creep in the game. They don't have Wario so why should Waluigi be in. Nintendo should just cancel the game at this point.
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Postby No Good Advice » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:57 am

But Wario is in it?

I guess Nintendo stayed true to their word that this presentation would be about 2018 games.. I'm just not sure if it's a smart strategy. E3 hype is about more than showcasing games soon for sale. Give us a glimpse of the future. This holiday season has some big games but not much for me

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Postby Kenny » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:52 am

I played Fortnite for a good hour last night, I can definitely see the appeal. I am going to keep playing it, it's cool to be able to play a multiplayer game for free on a console (for now). I don't really see the interest lasting forever for me, but it should be fun for a bit
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Postby tgk » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:05 am

Cronos wrote:


I support not having this fucking creep in the game. They don't have Wario so why should Waluigi be in. Nintendo should just cancel the game at this point.


This is all pretty silly as they made him a hottie casanova in mario tennis aces

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Postby Kenny » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:25 am

https://e3.nintendo.com/sale/

My body is ready for 10% off some games
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:54 am

Maybe I'm hanging out on Resetera too much, but I thought Ridley was the holy grail of new smash characters
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Postby Kenny » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:21 pm

What if they put out the Mana collection out in the west.. .that'd be cool
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Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:30 pm

I love how exhaustive and sincere the WaPo Waluigi feature is
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