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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:45 pm

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<Ampersand_> PAUSE ON 00:00 PLEASE
<Ampersand_> COUNTDOWN TIME, START ON 1
<autarch> hold on
<autarch> i'm buffering
<Ampersand_> lemme know
<dan2> KEEP HONKING, I'M BUFFERING
<lhs> this is no time for realplayer
<theroomkayke> why is this movie so wide
<ratmate> to see the whole room
<Trebbers> got snakes in it
<sideshowraheem> hey are you talking about this movie or my ex-wife
<Ampersand_> lol
<bob511> No square foot gone to waste.
<theroomkayke> all good answers, thank you
<autarch> 2 mins
<dan2> what about a rat movie that turns into a snake movie
<autarch> i'm just downloading it now
<ratmate> wow autarch holding us up
<ratmate> typical
<Ampersand_> jeeeeez
<dan2> W O W
<autarch> oh geez
<autarch> you know
<Trebbers> outrage
<bob511> Yeah, streaming from DB is not reliable.
<autarch> I don't need this shit
<sideshowraheem> thankfully this one barely slid over the 90 minute mark
<autarch> I don't need this bullshit from you ratbags
<Ampersand_> we need this shit
<autarch> It's not so easy being me
<ratmate> some of us have JOBS
<autarch> You know, life aint a cakewalk
<theroomkayke> my life is a kaykewalk
<theroomkayke> don't run much
<Ampersand_> some jobs, no hope, little cash
<autarch> hey, guess what ratbags, I have a job too.
<ratmate> autarch is definitely the guy scream-whispering his friends name in a dark theatre when he shows up late
<sideshowraheem> remember when Dropbox would stream for 10 minutes then no more? what was that shit?
<autarch> about 43 seconds left
<dan2> here's a trailer to watch in that time
<dan2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uQL7dbvHHU
<Ampersand_> damn
<Ampersand_> i am into this
<dan2> it's got Ice T in it
<Ampersand_> yeah good cast
<ratmate> have we watched DEEP COVER yet
<bob511> "captured from the 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) VHS tape. This tape is labeled 61991 and released in (2003)"
<sideshowraheem> oh wow glad to know they took this from the 2 Fast 2 Furious VHS release
<Trebbers> ahah
<bob511> Thorough YouTube captioning.
<ratmate> with laurence fishburne and jeff goldblum
<Trebbers> Finally! I found it! I remember putting 2 fast 2 furious vhs tape in just so I can see this trailer! but  also RIP Paul Walker
<autarch> ok i'm ready
<autarch> sry
<autarch> about that
<Ampersand_> alright
<ratmate> everyone the KING IS READY NOW
<Ampersand_> START ON 1
<Ampersand_> 3
<Ampersand_> 2
<Ampersand_> 1
<Trebbers> bobbin my head already
<sideshowraheem> we're already rockin out
<ratmate> cant believe i saw this in theatres
<autarch> yeah this is some good music
<AnimeFilm> this is my jam
<Ampersand_> a bop
<sideshowraheem> we're indie rockin out
<AnimeFilm> LOS ANGELES, 2003
<ratmate> i think i gave it a positive review on my old movie message board
<autarch> this song is actually v nice
<autarch> john 316
<sideshowraheem> she's gonna get a stunner as soon as she walks in
<theroomkayke> oh dang I want a movie about that desk girl and her wig
<AnimeFilm> What does she study?
<autarch> this movie was made by a christian
<ratmate> this is a very veronica mars aesthetic
<Ampersand_> totally
<dan2> dead on
<Trebbers> Billy Zane is the only actor I recognize from this
<sideshowraheem> Veronica Mercury
<bob511> Not enough gel lighting to be Veronica Mars
<autarch> minka kelly
<autarch> i recognize her
<autarch> wait
<autarch> is that aly or aj from aly and aj?
<Trebbers> I know some of the names
<Ampersand_> need some t-shirts worn over long sleeved shirts to get the full V Mars feel
<sideshowraheem> Jon Gary Steele is a great name
<dan2> Ratzone
<theroomkayke> I love all these side characters, this movie looks so much older than it is
<ratmate> thats me
<ratmate> love putting pics of celebs on my wall
<Trebbers> Don't tape shit to your wall
<theroomkayke> AAAH it's bonnie from vamp diaries
<sideshowraheem> gonna lose that deposit
<Ampersand_> whoa, kayke, both Elena and Bonnie are in this
<Trebbers> hahaha
<theroomkayke> roommate diaries
<sideshowraheem> this guy is going fuckin nuts on that keyboard
<ratmate> ive never been to a house party with one of these live local bands crammed in the corner of the living room
<ratmate> but i always see them in movies
<autarch> this is giving me gilmore vibes
<ratmate> i saw a punk band in a garage once i guess
<Ampersand_> "i guess you can say i made you wet hyuck hyuck"
<theroomkayke> I've been to house parties with more bands than party guests
<AnimeFilm> idk if this is what college looks like
<autarch> ABC family vibes. The TV Show Greek. I never saw an episode, but I saw the trailer a ton and the song is burned into my brain.
<sideshowraheem> this guy is like 35
<Trebbers> yeah
<autarch> 3 cups and you automatically die. it's like Monster energy drink
<ratmate> he tried to charm her with date rape
<theroomkayke> He looks like an evil degrassi character
<sideshowraheem> he's ailed college since 1998
<sideshowraheem> f
<dan2> this guy seems like he's got it all figured out
<sideshowraheem> explains his hair
<ratmate> "wait, my date rape line didn't work??"
<autarch> love to take it off
<Trebbers> what in th world
<autarch> NO! TRACY! SHIT!!
<ratmate> he's doubling down
<bob511> Leaving the friend to just ride the elevator all night.
<theroomkayke> ew I hate this guy and his whole deal
<Trebbers> "The frat pays me in rape"
<dan2> oh ho ho, you scoundrel
<AnimeFilm> he really doesnt look separate from the frat guys
<ratmate> tim riggins would MURDER that guy
<sideshowraheem> this guy is taking dane cook's style like 3 years after he was popular
<autarch> that dude is like 15 years away from an aarp card
<Ampersand_> "you twin"
<Trebbers> uh a ghost
<autarch> damn
<lhs> rebarka
<autarch> "you so ugly i gotta barf"
<autarch> sick burn
<sideshowraheem> her shirt is still covered in beer
<Trebbers> Why is it so dark
<ratmate> my friend turned to me at that point in the film in the theatre and said
<ratmate> "She's the roommate"
<Trebbers> ahahah
<Ampersand_> lol
<ratmate> and he was totally serious
<dan2> lol
<sideshowraheem> ahaha rat
<sideshowraheem> proto chappie tweet
<autarch> hmmm. why is she up so early? somethings not right
<ratmate> she's young
<ratmate> you recover faster
<bob511> Little hair 'o the dog that roofie'd ya.
<autarch> i don't trust her. eerie music plays in her background
<Ampersand_> "yeah i drew you while you slept in your own vomit"
<Trebbers> Bookstore time boyeee
<autarch> "uh god"
<ratmate> wow there goes autarch's theory
<ratmate> good work, detective
<autarch> jfc
<dan2> looking back upon it, the Sony Ericson was a weird name for a phone
<ratmate> hate ex boyfriends
<bob511> ULA
<Trebbers> This girl is a dummy
<theroomkayke> that's what you get
<ratmate> he ditched the love of his life for a school named "Brown"
<sideshowraheem> I'm going to have difficulty telling these two apart even though they have slightly different hair
<Trebbers> I duretz
<sideshowraheem> speaking of hair
<autarch> clothes horse?
<dan2> TOTAL clothes horse
<theroomkayke> "clothes horse"?
<ratmate> people had the same problem with single white female raheem
<autarch> I'm a total weed horse
<ratmate> clothes? that's where i'm a trojan
<theroomkayke> at leas she's not a horse horse
<autarch> wow. she's a real art horse.
<dan2> "is this one dress...human skin?"
<Ampersand_> lol
<Trebbers> SPRINKLERS!
<ratmate> *flipping thru her dresses* these are my old roommates
<sideshowraheem> at least they're more different than The Covenant
<autarch> this is my roommate horse
<Ampersand_> how about beb
<ratmate> "oh totally cool"
<autarch> jfc
<dan2> big becky fan here
<AnimeFilm> beba
<dan2> the name, I mean
<Ampersand_> oh my
<autarch> beebop
<ratmate> here he is
<ratmate> the zanester
<Trebbers> yesyesyes
<Ampersand_> ominous fedora
<Trebbers> verang
<ratmate> playing a fashion professor is what billy zane was born to do
<dan2> Jason Zantham
<Ampersand_> let's just do the Billy Zane filmography
<AnimeFilm> she looks like britney spears
<theroomkayke> because of her hat, duh
<ratmate> "because im the protagonist"
<dan2> Actor (154 credits)
<Ampersand_> doable
<dan2> Ghosts of War (post-production) Actor
<dan2> I like the sounds of that
<Trebbers> The last couple years before Billy let the D'Onofrioing take hold
<theroomkayke> "two things I can't teach-- a hat and a scarf"
<autarch> "what about sex? can you teach sex?"
<ratmate> lol frienderz
<AnimeFilm> I didnt even know ive seen him in twin peaks
<ratmate> the only time ive sent someone a drink
<Trebbers> Wait are they supposed to be freshmen
<sideshowraheem> her head must be so sweaty right now
<ratmate> she absolutely destroyed me cause i didnt send her friends drinks too
<ratmate> so now i dont do that anymore
<ratmate> it was very embarrassing but also educational
<autarch> SOmeone needs to bust out a sick icebreaker
<Trebbers> Will be disappointed if the roommate doesn't wear that hat too
<autarch> holy shit
<autarch> collect call
<sideshowraheem> it's chekov's fedora, she has to talk about Sam Harris in the third act
<autarch> in 2011
<dan2> Night Stalks at the Diner
<Trebbers> Prisoners are the only people collect calling at this point
<theroomkayke> hmmm
<autarch> she seems nice
<theroomkayke> like I know she's crazy but if I didn't I'd be into it
<Ampersand_> we're walking into the modern pieces. hold onto your butts
<ratmate> id be at brown so fast after that
<ratmate> wow a camera?????
<Ampersand_> this one's going directly onto Friendzer
<theroomkayke> just kiss already
<Trebbers> "It's a fedora"
<sideshowraheem> da fuck
<Ampersand_> "i named this one Emily"
<autarch> hahaha
<dan2> lol amp
<ratmate> "i always wanted a sister i could kill"
<autarch> richard prince owns though
<Trebbers> Oh she only watches films
<Ampersand_> lol i love that the roommate is a snob
<ratmate> im not sure that was what the movie was about but ok
<Trebbers> ahahahah
<sideshowraheem> what the fuck is this song
<bob511> Need to frame that poster.
<AnimeFilm> sounds like empire of the sun
<ratmate> i wrote this song...
<autarch> drips from your eyeyeyeyes
<Trebbers> FedEx'ed that poster
<AnimeFilm> which is like an mgmt knock off from this time
<Ampersand_> RMMT
<Trebbers> ahah
<ratmate> lol
<dan2> back to the stable
<lhs> oh no
<Trebbers> Oh no kitty is not going to make it
<ratmate> this part is directly lifted from single white female
<autarch> GET THAT FUCKING THING OUT OF HERE
<AnimeFilm> lol
<Trebbers> SARAH WHAT DID YOU DO
<sideshowraheem> The Devil Wears a Kitty
<ratmate> "i can't wait to kill this"
<autarch> "Tonight, we dine like kings"
<Ampersand_> pffffffft
<AnimeFilm> IM ALLERGIC TO CATS
<Trebbers> Cuddlz
<Trebbers> *puts necklace on Cuddlz*
<lhs> i'm so stressed out about the fate of this kitten
<ratmate> have you seen single white female, lhs?
<theroomkayke> she's gonna kill the dead sister
<lhs> nope
<ratmate> oh shit
<ratmate> im sorry
<autarch> hahahah
<ratmate> sick new york shirt
<sideshowraheem> jesus christ
<autarch> the shirt
<bob511> Lids.  Always forget lids.
<lhs> he's 40 today
<Ampersand_> i hate this man's face
<dan2> I genuinely shuddered when he did that smile
<theroomkayke> that guy is me
<theroomkayke> I want my mocha
<autarch> is that the guy from Phil of the Future?
<Trebbers> Guys in this shop all look like they
<autarch> the 40 year old guy
<Trebbers> 're from the local halfway home
<autarch> is that Phil from Phil of the Future?
<theroomkayke> their common room looks like the Dollhouse
<AnimeFilm> they really do look hard to tell apart
<autarch> label lord
<theroomkayke> such a label horse
<Trebbers> ahaah
<ratmate> oh god
<AnimeFilm> y i k e s
<theroomkayke> *screaming*
<autarch> ear horse
<Ampersand_> my kinda hardcore
<Trebbers> seems like it's more involved that that?
<sideshowraheem> oh no now she has the taste for human blood
<dan2> please, see a professional, like at the Piercing Pagoda
<Ampersand_> lol
<autarch> yeah there is nothing about her I don't like so far
<AnimeFilm> wait, that was the 'bad' one?
<Ampersand_> Piercing Pagoda is where i got my ear pierced
<Ampersand_> still leaking puss 20 years later
<lhs> it takes more work for me to get earrings in and my ears are pierced
<theroomkayke> be best friends with these two instead, they're rad
<lhs> she must have the bodily integrity of a two month old tangerine
<autarch> the only way rebecca could get better would be if she killed her
<ratmate> not weird at all
<autarch> "what do you mean?"
<autarch> "You're making a big fuss out of nothing"
<sideshowraheem> "you're just jealous because the audience can tell us apart"
<bob511> "Like some psycho, but single.  And white."
<Trebbers> ahah
<autarch> hahahah
<Trebbers> oh god BZ's tie
<ratmate> id watch a whole movie about billy zane's character
<ratmate> horny fashion professor
<sideshowraheem> fashion guy can barely tie his own tie
<dan2> I'm hoping Billy doesn't end up biting it
<Ampersand_> "i'm The Roommate!"
<autarch> I identify with the professor strongly. I've been horny before so I know how he feels.
<dan2> but I can't think of any other reason to make him a character
<Ampersand_> yeah he's way deas
<sideshowraheem> I feel like Zane might have to save her in the end
<Ampersand_> *dead
<lhs> zane designs her college prom dress
<sideshowraheem> wait who is this?
<theroomkayke> the friend from facebook
<theroomkayke> er friendzster
<sideshowraheem> Dane Book
<Ampersand_> taking it off, once again
<autarch> Why are there two love interests?
<Trebbers> This is like a love octagon
<AnimeFilm> shes "psycho"
<sideshowraheem> I wonder if this director has seen any Alfred Hitchcock movies
<autarch> Lame Crook
<AnimeFilm> Hes seen birdemic
<ratmate> chekhov's bellybutton ring
<autarch> aw, rats! no ass!
<theroomkayke> this is why you should always shower with a buddy
<autarch> it's the d'angelo video all over again
<Ampersand_> probably more Eli Roth's bellybutton ring
<dan2> see this is where my idea for a glow in the dark belly button ring would really pay off
<sideshowraheem> that one is going on celebbellybuttons.com
<autarch> one ring to rule them all
<Trebbers> just leave the room
<theroomkayke> this is when you say "I'm clean enough" and head back to your room
<Trebbers> what
<sideshowraheem> much like that scene in The Covenant she probably should have just left instead of looking around
<autarch> yessss
<sideshowraheem> no
<sideshowraheem> oh fuck
<Trebbers> clenched up
<AnimeFilm> ouchies
<sideshowraheem> this movie loves piercing pain
<dan2> not much of a quip horse, is she
<ratmate> she should've said
<ratmate> "don't forget to wash your belly button"
<theroomkayke> "I don't like it so I took the ring off it"
<autarch> chris hanson
<bob511> Plus, she's going to be covered in ringworm.
<Trebbers> Hope they don't up the piercing trauma for this dude
<sideshowraheem> she's going to take off his tats with a cheese grater
<Ampersand_> i hate this man passionately
<AnimeFilm> he seems like his name would be chadwick
<Ampersand_> Chadwick Broman
<theroomkayke> he looks a little like kristen bell's husband
<autarch> This guy has one facial expression
<Trebbers> Guy is having a hell of a time with his continuing legal education class
<AnimeFilm> his eyebrows fold over his eyes as natural sun protection
<Trebbers> Gonna take out a book in his name and not return it
<theroomkayke> being creepy makes you a ninja
<Ampersand_> we should crawl inside my hat together
<lhs> it seems like they actually hate each other
<autarch> to be fair, she's 35 as well
<autarch> so it's not that weird
<Trebbers> what
<Ampersand_> creep shot
<sideshowraheem> whoever made this loves midriff
<ratmate> this movie is full of navel gazing
<theroomkayke> put the dirty undies into the pizza box and slide he pizza box under the bed
<Trebbers> dude, you know she has low standards
<autarch> what a slob
<Trebbers> just fuck it
<AnimeFilm> aggressively shoves pizza slices into used socks
<Trebbers> Did we even see Jason?
<sideshowraheem> "yeah it's me but my hair is like 25% more blonde"
<ratmate> this song is a little on the nose
<AnimeFilm> thats a weird shot
<ratmate> the sister picture is a little much
<autarch> did this scene really need to go into another stanza?
<sideshowraheem> now this is directing
<lhs> not in front of the kitten
<autarch> don't make a sound
<ratmate> roommates live together, eat together, orgasm together
<Trebbers> Lets see some belly button tonging
<theroomkayke> power move
<Trebbers> "Don't lay down here"
<ratmate> cuddles is like "youre not going to believe what this psycho did"
<theroomkayke> lmao I love cuddles
<Ampersand_> the fuck is this hat
<sideshowraheem> they need to distinguish everyone with hats
<theroomkayke> E A T
<autarch> it's called a buray
<theroomkayke> bluray
<Ampersand_> and bu ray!
<autarch> and blue ray
<AnimeFilm> oh no
<sideshowraheem> this movei is almost as poorly lit as Gotti
<theroomkayke> : ((((
<theroomkayke> OMG
<ratmate> LHS, close your eyes
<autarch> jfc
<autarch> this is not good
<sideshowraheem> oh come on
<autarch> i'm out
<autarch> what the fuck
<autarch> this is so fucked
<lhs> :<
<autarch> did they actually harm any cats?
<Ampersand_> Cuddles is Fluffy now
<bob511> Can confirm that cats love warm laundry, though.
<Ampersand_> kittykarma
<AnimeFilm> yes 20 cuddles stunt doubles were harmed in the filming
<ratmate> the puppy in single white female got it worse
<theroomkayke> Why kill cuddles, just let it go
<Trebbers> Shit, what happened to cuddles
<ratmate> her violence is driven by an obsession with possession
<autarch> do you think the one who got her bellybutton ripped does her own stunts?
<lhs> i have to go pet my cats now, brb
<Trebbers> Dryer?
<ratmate> if she can't have the object of her desire, she destroys the object
<ratmate> i write about this in my book
<dan2> we didn't _see_ Cuddles actually die, so there's still a chance she comes back at the end to settle the score
<Ampersand_> HAT THE FUCK
<autarch> now he has a blu ray too
<ratmate> The Roommate
<theroomkayke> fashion
<dan2> this movie is a hat on a hat
<ratmate> KINKY
<autarch> kinky :ahuh:
<Ampersand_> dark vaginal recesses
<autarch> put a cork in her, zane
<Ampersand_> pull in closer, please, camera
<Trebbers> veering into Goldblum territory
<bob511> "One day you're shooting a movie in 2003, the next thing it gets released in 2011 and none of the clothing looks right."
<sideshowraheem> yikes, this is inzane
<theroomkayke> how could she resist that hat
<autarch> Why didn't she kiss him back? It's BILLY FUCKING ZANE!
<dan2> to think I looked up to you Billy
<lhs> wait billy zane kissed her?
<theroomkayke> yee
<autarch> yeah
<sideshowraheem> welp so much for the Zane saviour hypothesis
<lhs> what a scene to miss
<bob511> "Got an O in Psych"
<autarch> hahaha
<Ampersand_> lol
<autarch> bob5111
<sideshowraheem> *Billy Zane voice * My ex-wife
<autarch> Billy horny
<theroomkayke> "how to take them off!!!"
<dan2> "I'm really getting into fashion"
<autarch> what?!
<sideshowraheem> TAKE HIS HAT
<dan2> she's wearing a wire
<bob511> "You little teeth"
<autarch> jfc
<autarch> billy is awful
<Ampersand_> poor innocent lecher
<autarch> billy wtf
<Trebbers> This makes no sense
<autarch> another loveable teacher
<ratmate> so thats marc jacobs
<theroomkayke> A woman professor? wow
<autarch> yessss
<Ampersand_> that's what you call kittenkarma
<sideshowraheem> Warmplay
<autarch> this soundtrack rules
<dan2> The Walters?
<ratmate> is this dashboard confessional
<AnimeFilm> shes just being a guardian angel
<autarch> the walthers
<theroomkayke> what's a walther?
<sideshowraheem> it's a gun I think
<ratmate> the werthers would be a sick band name
<theroomkayke> lol rat
<sideshowraheem> that would certainly be original
<ratmate> WOW
<lhs> more like no patrol
<ratmate> lol
<Ampersand_> lol
<bob511> Plus, the dorm Internet is super fast over the break.
<autarch> I'm not so Keane on this band
<sideshowraheem> lol autarch
<theroomkayke> yikes
<theroomkayke> YIKES!!!
<Trebbers> Time to hijack a plane
<sideshowraheem> she's going to carve a backwards B into her face
<Trebbers> uh
<autarch> wtf are you doing like girl NOOO
<bob511> This is where we keep our peacock feathers and boxcutters.
<dan2> now she's gonna blackmail Cuddles
<AnimeFilm> this isnt the last navel we will see
<theroomkayke> I'll be hiding inside my t shirt until this is over
<theroomkayke> GO TO THE NURSE
<Trebbers> The belly button bandit
<lhs> good thing she knows how to sew
<autarch> "hell no, acab" - rebecca
<ratmate> this director is the tarantino of bellybuttons
<autarch> The curious case of Benjamin Bellybutton
<dan2> this guy looks like he's constantly been maced
<ratmate> lol
<theroomkayke> lol
<autarch> haha holy shit
<Trebbers> 1234
<autarch> 1234 murder avenue
<ratmate> welcome to PSYCHO PALACE
<theroomkayke> "these are my PARENTS' gardeners"
<ratmate> "this is the room where i learned to be a mate"
<autarch> jesus. what a ray of sunshine she is.
<Trebbers> Parents acting like they interrupted a sex party
<ratmate> look at her bed
<ratmate> that bed is a psychopath warning sign
<Ampersand_> "well i have had other roommates"
<theroomkayke> eye to turkey transition bops
<ratmate> i hope you don't mind eating HUMANS
<autarch> Hello, Mr. and Mrs. O'Path, your daughter Psych is here to see you
<sideshowraheem> dollar store tilda swinton married to dollar store Buffalo Bill
<AnimeFilm> Is this Jork Nicholson
<theroomkayke> dork brown
<sideshowraheem> actually dad looks like Kevin MacDonald as a Klingon
<autarch> "But have you ripped any belly buttons out?"
<autarch> "I'll just leave that comment hanging out there"
<dan2> a person taking medication? oh my GOD I can't believe it!
<sideshowraheem> stigmatize mental health much?
<AnimeFilm> could be her bellybutton medication
<bob511> "No, that's her doppelganger."
<theroomkayke> lol
<Ampersand_> kbye
<sideshowraheem> "her bellybutton is twice as big as yours"
<autarch> "jealous?"
<sideshowraheem> yikes
<lhs> the imdb keywords include "sexiness" and "coffee"
<Trebbers> Almost dropped her Sony Ericsson phone when she saw her
<theroomkayke> "we were just... classmates" that's the prequel
<bob511> Bad blood between the TVD and GG camps at the CW.
<autarch> "friendsterz would beg to differ"
<theroomkayke> whenever that noise happens I get scared we're going to see cuddle's corpse
<autarch> "Crazy Pills. 50 mg."
<ratmate> this is my fave scene
<sideshowraheem> "this is the drug that stops you from killing cats!"
<lhs> let's see what the parents guide says
<Trebbers> Cuddles is going to pressed into that book
<lhs> "She gives people a mental scare when she stares with an angry look. "
<autarch> "Anti-murder pills?"
<theroomkayke> lol raheem
<Trebbers> Rick
<dan2> watch it RICK
<autarch> RICK
<autarch> so sorry, RICK!
<Ampersand_> spoiled?
<autarch> haha
<autarch> pussy
<Trebbers> Driving a porsche
<autarch> can't believe you didn't want to play with fire while being doused in gasoline
<theroomkayke> ah a refreshing glass of glowstick
<sideshowraheem> she's more borderline personality than schizophrenia
<Trebbers> Fuck yea martini
<ratmate> dont drage irene into this
<autarch> are franz ferdinand gonna show up ever?
<theroomkayke> leave this lesbian alone
<sideshowraheem> is this the other woman I don't recognize her without her hat
<ratmate> no
<dan2> they make that stuff?
<ratmate> or is it
<ratmate> we'll never know
<ratmate> without the hat
<bob511> "Wait, let me apply my bellybuttonstick first."
<autarch> show the belly button
<autarch> "show me your bellybutton"
<Ampersand_> "as luck would have it, i live in this bathroom"
<autarch> ahahhaha
<theroomkayke> lol
<ratmate> lol
<theroomkayke> "leave a message on my door"??
<theroomkayke> is that a thing?
<lhs> voice snail mail
<ratmate> that was like part of a dutch angle
<sideshowraheem> wait is their room huge now?
<ratmate> its the dutch angle
<lhs> always get tattooed at hot topic
<bob511> Well, without that gigantic kitten taking up all the space...
<theroomkayke> yeah you need two people to be T.A.T.U
<autarch> a 3rd bellybutton?
<ratmate> *gets a tattoo of a bellybutton*
<Trebbers> here we go
<sideshowraheem> yikes
<Trebbers> haah
<theroomkayke> you freak
<ratmate> UH OH
<bob511> Did Emily also have "emily" tattooed on her chest?
<dan2> I already have an Emily, and she's my boob
<autarch> She's gonna get a red tattoo of her bellybutton slightly to the right of her bellybutton and a blue one slightly to the left of her bellybutton so you can look at her bellybutton in 3D
<Trebbers> Turn it up
<Trebbers> Dum dum
<AnimeFilm> (accidentally paused the film, and eh im just gonna head out. Take care)
<theroomkayke> Stephen you dumdum you scoop neck having dumdum
<ratmate> animefilm might be the roommate
<sideshowraheem> "lift up your shirt"
<theroomkayke> those chain curtains are interesting
<theroomkayke> no swords can penetrate those curtains
<sideshowraheem> "I can't tell who this is it looks like every woman in this movie"
<Ampersand_> how can anyone leave when there's a guaranteed 4-12 more hats
<theroomkayke> their quad is the confederate flag
<lhs> ITT TEK
<autarch> gamers
<autarch> they're a dime a dozene
<theroomkayke> the comforting sight of gamers
<sideshowraheem> is this the first time we're seeing this guy
<Trebbers> yeah
<Ampersand_> who could say for sure
<autarch> the walthers!
<theroomkayke> "please love jason"
<ratmate> lol
<ratmate> this movie is full of deans and logans
<ratmate> no jess
<dan2> now she's a horse of a different color
<theroomkayke> YEAS THE HAT
<autarch> that's spot on
<sideshowraheem> oh shit it really was chekov's fedora
<autarch> there's no jess to be seen
<dan2> It's more of a she-dora
<Trebbers> ahah
<theroomkayke> she still looks blonde
<lhs> when has a boyfriend ever noticed that, kayke
<theroomkayke> lol
<sideshowraheem> the lost Paul brother is in for a surprise
<sideshowraheem> it's every day bro
<ratmate> exacto'd
<Ampersand_> guess he came
<autarch> jfc
<dan2> he's gonna need some Paulbearers now
<autarch> looks like you're about to come....to an end
<sideshowraheem> Goodnight Irene
<sideshowraheem> that fucking french sign is so pretentious
<bob511_> Entree de Artistes, huh?
<sideshowraheem> I'm glad she's dead
<autarch> live laugh love
<ratmate> everyone thats been a victim has been horny
<sideshowraheem> oh I thought she was gonna be a rotted corpse
<autarch> jfc
<dan2> that is not what I needed at 11:35
<sideshowraheem> where did she get the gun
<ratmate> raheem
<ratmate> its america
== bob511_ has changed nick to bob511
<autarch> NOT!
<Trebbers> sheeet
<lhs> gotta buy another devil wears prada poster
<sideshowraheem> kick her in the bellybutton!
<autarch> jfc
<Trebbers> Just barricade that door
<theroomkayke> lmao
<theroomkayke> this is so much
<Ampersand_> quality curtains
<ratmate> of course he has no problem punching her
<sideshowraheem> it's ok Kevin Costner taught him how to kill someone without anyone finding out
<Ampersand_> "but... you accepted my friend request"
<lhs> "oh shit, i always forget to buy bullets"
<Trebbers> no cops huh
<Ampersand_> kiss kiss!
<sideshowraheem> mohammed atta special bitch
<Trebbers> sick
<autarch> kick her face in while she's down you dummy
<theroomkayke> rip the tattoo off her boob
<autarch> boo!
<lhs> stephen was three days away from graduation
<ratmate> from drummer to dumber
<sideshowraheem> Drummer is dead?
<bob511> She gets automatic A's now, right?
<ratmate> shes fine with jason being dead huh
<autarch> can't get over this guy's face
<Trebbers> lol?
<sideshowraheem> his face looks like homer after he eats the super sour candy
<Ampersand_> montage of them pissing on the bed together over the end credits
<dan2> Handsome Guy
<sideshowraheem> Dennis Miller: This movie was so navel dominated it might as well be commanded by admiral Nimitz
<dan2> Mocha Kid
<Ampersand_> Woman Professor
<autarch> there were too many characters
<Ampersand_> too on the nose
<Trebbers> hha raheem
<ratmate> slacker co-worker
<theroomkayke> #mochakid
<ratmate> that guy got fucking burned
<ratmate> we didnt even see him slack
<sideshowraheem> too many characters? what is this friggin twitter 9 months ago?
<ratmate> i hope those of you with roommates sleep safe tonight
<theroomkayke> snappy oliver
<dan2> Chad B. Daring
<sideshowraheem> Animals of distinction
<sideshowraheem> RIP cuddles
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Postby important dentist » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:05 pm

back from vacation and am excited to come back for this. could have sworn y'all did from justin to kelly before i started watching in 2012 but i could be wrong

while on vacay i caught the beginning of a new lifetime movie called "killer single dad" that looked bonkers enough for us
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:21 pm

important dentist wrote:while on vacay i caught the beginning of a new lifetime movie called "killer single dad" that looked bonkers enough for us


ooooooo.

I'm already anticipating the sequel, Dead(beat) Single Dad.
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Postby donna martin » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:20 pm

on the one hand i've always know The Great Wall was racist appropriation garbage.

but that poster just ... really brings it home.
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Postby Bob511 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:38 pm

donna martin wrote:on the one hand i've always know The Great Wall was racist appropriation garbage.
On the one hand, yeah, naturally; it had Edward Zwick and Max Brooks work on it.

In the end I think it comes off more as a sort of cargo-cult Chinese appropriation/mash-up of the Hollywood-formula blockbuster that we're almost certainly going to get more and more of as time goes on, though.
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<autarch> 3
<lhs> gobi or go home
<autarch> 2
<autarch> 1
<dan2> lol lhs
<impdentist> i still don't understand how this got made with so many white dudes starring
<impdentist> it's 2018
<donnamartin> oh dear
<animefilm> (thanks I think im synced)
<dan2> Well, technically 2016
<bob511> Pretty sure the Chinese love white movie stars?
<impdentist> oh are they actually white in the movie
<dan2> yeah, this was strictly for china
<besoin> they're white men going east to discover gunpowder
<sideshowraheem> too bad it's not a Brian Dennehy IS Kublai Khan situation
<besoin> pay attention, imp
<Ampersand_> mm fresh horses tasty
<autarch> the moon is strong. yeah tell me something i don't know
<donnamartin> magnets, how do they work?
<lhs> his poncho is straight out of 1995
<Trebbers> Yeah, fuck your magnet
<animefilm> did he call him amigo?
<besoin> yes, he's spanish
<Trebbers> About to ask
<Ampersand_> he called him "amagnet"
<Trebbers> aha
<lhs> what happened to the russian subs
<donnamartin> it's the great spanish migration to china
<autarch> "hey does anyone have a spare magnet?" yeah, just take it, it's useless. Ive been carrying it around
<sideshowraheem> he preferred Left 4 Dead 2 because it had more guns
<dan2> I think it may just be for on screen text
<dan2> I'm assuming all it says was how long the wall was
<donnamartin> the mother of dragons
<dan2> "I don't know, the camera was swinging around too much!"
<impdentist> oh mannnnn
<animefilm> He just sliced a flying turkey leg
<Trebbers> "I don't know, this is shot so confusingly"
<sideshowraheem> "I saw this incredibly dumb plan in the last season of game of thrones"
<Trebbers> Assistant bastards
<impdentist> is damon irish
<Trebbers> Spanish
<donnamartin> why not?
<autarch> HABKAALBALB
<bob511> Polo-ish.
<autarch> ABLABLABLBLA
<dan2> just like Sean Connery in Highlander
<impdentist> yeah that's exactly what i was thinking
<Trebbers> "fuck it!"
<donnamartin> solid cgi work there
<autarch> boioioioioing
<lhs> boioioioing
<bob511> They've wandered onto the set of Hero
<autarch> hahaha
<animefilm> woah where did this wall come from
<donnamartin> suicide by arrow storm
<impdentist> how did they not see that
<Trebbers> Oh, that thing
<besoin> the wall's a beaut
<donnamartin> oh they already built it movie over
<bob511> It's visible from space, not from the ground.
<Trebbers> Looks small from the curb
<animefilm> seems like a lot of people employed to stand on the wall and watch an empty desert
<autarch> kill them all
<impdentist> i think the idea of putting your hands up is that you don't have weapons in them
<impdentist> oh ok
<bob511> So is your guy's copy doing this in Cyrillic too?
<besoin> these guys look really organized
<sideshowraheem> "emperor we found some white guys!"
<dan2> when you really gotta go
<donnamartin> the highlanders are coming!
<impdentist> oh shit we're not going to get any translations
<autarch> there's gonna be a hot chick in this movie isn't there
<autarch> oh there she is
<Trebbers> Looks like some Final Fantasy shit
<donnamartin> plot twist
<bob511> "Can you tell us what these subtitles have been saying?"
<sideshowraheem> classic english guy making everyone speaking english
<dan2> I knew I should have downloaded the UHD rip
<Trebbers> oh no
<animefilm> She looks like shes from world of warcraft
<donnamartin> let's just decide what they're saying
<dan2> World of Wallcraft
<autarch> that color didn't exist until the 90s
<lhs> the only russian word i know is "restaurant" because it looks like PECTOPAH
<autarch> that shade of blue
<bob511> They're skeptical.
<donnamartin> "this guy needs a shower"
<Trebbers> Trying to decide who wants to fuck Damon more
<impdentist> DAFOE
<sideshowraheem> I just don don'd me that Damon's accent sound like a Newfoundlander
<animefilm> spotted him
<besoin> willem dafoe playing the same role as the florida project
<bob511> They're still skeptical.
<animefilm> Hes the landlord of the wall
<sideshowraheem> which I guess makes sense because he's an American trying to do an Irish(?) accent
<impdentist> he should just do the boston accent
<bob511> Except the guy with the cap believes them.
<donnamartin> there's always at least one worm trying to undermine the woman leader
<impdentist> who cares
<lhs> their armor is dyed like bridesmaid dresses
<Trebbers> Asking for the key for the bathroom
<besoin> the power rangers' aunts and uncles
<Ampersand_> good thing the non-english-speaking characters are so marginal. we'd really be lost otherwise
<autarch> who's the other white guy?
<animefilm> is there supposed to be subtitles for the chinese parts
<Ampersand_> probably!
<autarch> that cgi is so bad
<donnamartin> maybe, but i'm just gonna invent their dialogue
<bob511> This is where the Olympic drummers and pollution ended up.
<bob511> (Also, yes, there are forced English subs)
<animefilm> you killed a tao discount?
<bob511> He can't find the key.
<autarch> the prophecy told of a "white savior". we believe you to be he.
<donnamartin> lol always that guy
<besoin> can the dragons not fly over the wall
<donnamartin> their wings are stunted by the pollution
<bob511> Not Chinese dragons?
<lhs> it's out of their jurisdiction
<animefilm> (timecheck? I see no dragons)
<besoin> oh, right, a mushu situation
<dan2> that's the hood ornament
<impdentist> no dragons yet, just speculation
<donnamartin> or the smoke monster
<impdentist> is this accurate
<besoin> very elaborate game of wild and crazy kids
<Ampersand_> this is a pretty good wall
<donnamartin> yes, it's a documentary dentist
<Ampersand_> wouldn't call it great
<dan2> time for the most serious Hungry Hungry Hippos game you ever saw
<animefilm> "I dont think we are in mexico anymore"
<bob511> Did they play vertical lacrosse on the side of the Great Wall?  No, I think that's creative license.
<donnamartin> maybe trump watched this movie
<dan2> Speed Racer didn't have colors like these dude's suits!
<bob511> Trump has definitely fastforwarded through this movie looking for anyone doing splits.
<impdentist> i was really under the impression until half an hour ago that this was supposed to be a depiction of some actual historical event
<sideshowraheem> "we're going to build a wall and investors who are going to make their money 3 times over in the international markets are going to pay for it!"
<besoin> didn't they actually build the wall to keep the mongolians out
<besoin> are they saying mongolians are like dragons
<dan2> same here, but for the last 2 years dentist
<dan2> I'm much happier that it's this though
<autarch> look at this army
<impdentist> yeah seriously
<donnamartin> i like that damon is just here for audience perspective
<autarch> lol
<besoin> and their defense spending as a percentage of gdp is still way below present day america
<dan2> lol
<autarch> i didn't even realize that was damon until donnamartin said so
<donnamartin> ahaha
<animefilm> how is that practical of a setup in anyway
<donnamartin> the russian is back
<animefilm> any way
<autarch> hahaha
<autarch> what the fuck
<bob511> Blue drums are for snipers.
<besoin> blue man group on drums
<Trebbers> What do you have to do to get on drum duty
<Ampersand_> chinese meatballs are weird
<sideshowraheem> those are some nasty dumplings
<Trebbers> lolol
<donnamartin> hell yes flaming hot bllas
<autarch> this shot
<autarch> this fucking shot
<animefilm> i feel like im playing age of empires
<donnamartin> yessssssssssssssss
<dan2> this is getting me nostalgic for the PS2 era Lord of the Rings games
<Trebbers> ahahhhaaha
<donnamartin> it's dragonsssss
<Trebbers> ARROW FUCK YEAH
<autarch> ssfeffsfesefefessfeewwwww
<impdentist> kill cam
<sideshowraheem> Stranger Things season 3
<autarch> oh fuck
<donnamartin> oh my god i did not think this is what this was
<donnamartin> i'm so happy
<lhs> the revenge of cuddles
<autarch> there's so many
<autarch> lol
<bob511> Oh, Crane Corps time
<dan2> the first tower defense feature film
<besoin> uh oh, what's this
<donnamartin> what
<impdentist> does the backflip help
<Trebbers> what in the world
<donnamartin> what are they even doing?
<autarch> a little cirque du soleil action
<animefilm> seems like theyve done this before
<dan2> stomping on the head does more damage
<sideshowraheem> single use seems like a waste of spears
<dan2> damon just looking on is killing me
<autarch> it's most efficient to do back flips
<besoin> take my wife, please
<donnamartin> this seems...
<Ampersand_> lol
<donnamartin> like not a great idea
<Trebbers> Seems like an avoidable casualty
<autarch> yeah how is that a good strategy
<dan2> can these things actually climb or break though the wall?
<Trebbers> ahahh
<impdentist> they have arrows
<autarch> look
<Trebbers> gif
<dan2> ahahah
<animefilm> jesus they have not figured out good war technology yet
<autarch> that guy has alzheimers
<besoin> uh, hm
<impdentist> ohp
<donnamartin> newman is gonna get eaten
<bob511> There's the Queen
<dan2> Wave Two: Begin
<besoin> we know so little about chinese history
<autarch> wait. wayne knight is in this?
<donnamartin> power shield deflect
<animefilm> lol
<animefilm> wargs: the movie
<Trebbers> You need to sell some of your crappy turrets and get new ones
<donnamartin> oh my god it's WWZ
<bob511> And you guys were dogging on the Crane Corps
<autarch> this doesn't make sense.
<autarch> why are they drumming. why are the things attacking
<Trebbers> Wait nunchuks on drums
<animefilm> fuck we spent all our military budget on drums
<besoin> seems like the jig is up
<donnamartin> this does not seem like they can win
<impdentist> feel like this will be ineffective
<animefilm> why did we wear bright colors when there are rampaging wargs
<Trebbers> looks so bad
<lhs> you go and fight
<autarch> yeah nunchucks on drums is genius
<autarch> the most racist shit ever
<dan2> Wallem Dafoe
<besoin> haha
<Trebbers> ahah
<impdentist> ah yes
<Trebbers> sick
<donnamartin> literal white savoir
<animefilm> William Dafriend
<Ampersand_> the mouth is the eyes of the heart
<impdentist> does it have eyes like halfway down its neck
<lhs> thank you, europe
<donnamartin> comeon
<animefilm> its like watching a videogame
<Trebbers> Wonder how much of the 150m was Damon's salary
<animefilm> in coop mode
<besoin> oh gosh
<besoin> toro
<impdentist> oh come on
<donnamartin> oh good lord
<Trebbers> Oh bullfighting joke
<autarch> shouldn't more of them have scurvy? just historically speaking
<autarch> yeah that was a good joke. credit where credit is due
<donnamartin> i can't decide if i'm more offended by the cgi or racism
<besoin> the latter
<dan2> racism towards white people you mean?
<donnamartin> okay fair but the cgi...
<autarch> i've seen that shot before.
<sideshowraheem> it would be great if Dafoe got eaten before he was able to give any exposition
<autarch> where he's sliding and doing an arrow
<impdentist> feel like they could have had that one
<animefilm> ill wait till the racist cgi enters the fold
<besoin> why are they retreating?
<lhs> that one's an organ donor
<donnamartin> wait weren't htey winning?
<besoin> damon killed like three of them
<Ampersand_> lol lhs
<sideshowraheem> they could have easily killed them all
<Trebbers> I want to see the funerals
<dan2> it is pretty shameful that they turned a great tragedy like this into some popcorn fodder to make a few buck
<theratwall> whoa
<Trebbers> I assume that's why they took the dead back
<besoin> ho ho ho
<autarch> why does the valley look like a halfpipe?
<impdentist> was the great wall really at the end of a scary canyon like that
<dan2> here are subtitles that seem to be in synch, I just uploaded them  https://dbr.ee/Jjxi
<besoin> please don't bow to them
<donnamartin> is this a buddy cop movie, a historical non-fiction drama, or a war drama
<lhs> the great wall was in a lot of places
<animefilm> they earned general tsaos praise?
<dan2> and it does seem like the chinese language has translations
<impdentist> are we going to need those subs
<impdentist> it seems like a lot of effort
<donnamartin> oh do they get a free dinner then? maybe chicken?
<dan2> only if you feel like it
<autarch> dan you're a savior
<autarch> a white savior
<dan2> like, do you think following the story will change you viewing experience
<autarch> idk
<lhs> i'm watching via usb stick on my tv so i'll just have to use my imagination
<besoin> you subtitleless fools are missing a lot
<bob511> Apparently, the Nameless Order still have names.
<besoin> you know nothing about strategist wang
<impdentist> oh nice it works, that was easy
<donnamartin> yah thanks dan
<Ampersand_> no way. i refuse to read The Great Wall
<donnamartin> the wall has secrets?
<Trebbers> Tobar
<Ampersand_> Toblerone?
<autarch> dan, you're a computer genius. thank you.
<donnamartin> yeah dan do you work for geek squad?
<donnamartin> that was magic
<donnamartin> dafoe gonna dafoe
<Trebbers> Clean up how
<autarch> they want cocaine?
<dan2> all I did was translate and type out all of the chinese dialogue language myself, it was nothing special
<besoin> doesn't the powder seem unimportant now?
<donnamartin> yeah there's 3,000 death dragons who will tear you apart
<dan2> Matt Shavin'
<donnamartin> and you want powder?
<autarch> okay. alright. damon clean up nice
<bob511> Still look kind of smelly, to be honest.
<besoin> white people! [applause]
<impdentist> they took out like 3
<donnamartin> oh ffs now we're applauding grown men for bathing?
<impdentist> come on
<lhs> congrats on taking a fucking bath
<autarch> haha
<donnamartin> amazing what medicore white men can do to fail up
<autarch> hehehe
<donnamartin> now imagine this movie with Riggs and Murtah
<impdentist> perhaps my english is not that good... is that a common phrase?
<besoin> hoping for an archery contest
<donnamartin> sweet
<dan2> Time for Damon to wear the sorting hat to learn what color armor he's gonna be
<bob511> Damn it, dan, I was trying to work out that joke.
<besoin> these guys don't really seem genuine about honoring damon and toblerone
<donnamartin> this is like weekend at bernie's if they went to china
<Trebbers> It's a very elaborate roast
<impdentist> the 1-2-3 isn't really helpful
<dan2> yesss
<donnamartin> oh come on
<sideshowraheem> lol
<autarch> this is so stupid
<autarch> i love it
<dan2> the original DudePerfect
<Trebbers> *slowclap*
<autarch> i absolutely love shit like that
<Ampersand_> the knight of cups
<dan2> lol amp
<donnamartin> matt damon in the meeting "so basically, it's two buddy bros in china. hijinks ensue"
<besoin> "where does the boston angle come in?:
<bob511> That's not what always means.
<autarch> lol
<autarch> dropkick murphys when?
<besoin> is he using chopsticks
<besoin> quick learner
<donnamartin> this dad accent is...
<lhs> he should just be using an arrow to spear his food
<autarch> love that he just has an american accent in this movie.
<donnamartin> wait wasn't he just a highlander? when did he become boston?
<animefilm> the age of empires soundtrack
<impdentist> he's trying to be irish i am pretty sure
<besoin> it was nice of the dragons to let them spend 250 years building all of this
<bob511> Damon watching the copy with the Russian subs, too.
<donnamartin> this is not his best acting effort
<donnamartin> like, i think he tried harder in we built a zoo
<animefilm> why is he out there without a rope
<besoin> we built a wall
<sideshowraheem> We Built a Wall
<sideshowraheem> FUCK
<besoin> :)
<Ampersand_> lol
<autarch> these aren't bungie cords. they're just fucking ropes
<donnamartin> aga
<besoin> she's going to teach him to bowl
<besoin> "like this, baby"
<sideshowraheem> then how do you eat?
<donnamartin> this is some fucking war propoganda. is 3 doors down gonna show up?
<dan2> do you think they get a lot of monter guts in their hair with it being this long?
<donnamartin> oh irish came back
<besoin> one of the strangest accents in movie history
<sideshowraheem> yeah this is some insanely bad acting from Damon
<sideshowraheem> he's putting it all into his accent
<donnamartin> it's some nic cage accenting
<dan2> the spending round is almost over, get all of your upgrades before the next wave
<donnamartin> god dafoe is kicking their acting asses
<besoin> no surprise there
<dan2> Dafoe spent 3 months living on the Great Wall to prepare
<donnamartin> this is like, when charlize was in scenes with vin diesel and it was so obvious how bad vin is
<besoin> ehhh
<donnamartin> in terms of disparity of performance
<besoin> i was ehhh'ing the magnet revelation
<impdentist> did the chinese really not have magnets
<donnamartin> wait this is the goddamn plot?
<dan2> wow, Chinese technology really was ahead of everyone else back then
<autarch> ancient chinese legend, eh?
<autarch> what if damon have ipad?
<impdentist> weird that they show the cgi rendering process right in the movie
<besoin> sounds like some unfortunate weaknesses in this dragon queen
<dan2> "The entire world would get Zerg rushed"
<sideshowraheem> lol dan
<donnamartin> i truly cannot believe this is the plot
<impdentist> there's like 30 towers, how is one "the west tower"
<besoin> couldn't one dragon kill this entire unit
<impdentist> this formation was totally ineffective earlier
<Ampersand_> Master Shredder inspired flash mob
<sideshowraheem> those shields seem very impractical, you're way more likely to cut yourself
<besoin> good thing they sent out their two most important people
<besoin> welp
<impdentist> heroes automatically regenerate health
<autarch> "what'd i miss?"
<dan2> he's just missing his torso, he'll be fine
<sideshowraheem> "Make the white guy the general now"
<besoin> yep
<donnamartin> yeah this is some velocoraptor shit
<autarch> "give this to matt"
<impdentist> the infinity stones!
<Ampersand_> "i know it's a little gaudy, my grandma had bad taste.."
<sideshowraheem> oh Tao Tei is two words
<donnamartin> wait where did the headbands come from
<besoin> east tower
<impdentist> in their funeral ritual they just dump him over the wall
<autarch> lighting a turd on fire and floating it over to the monsters
<dan2> _insane_ kite budget on this
<sideshowraheem> they're going to accidently burn down the city behind the wall
<autarch> greaet prank
<besoin> i want my funeral to be like this
<dan2> Raise the Dead Lantern
<donnamartin> the dragons are gonna show up right now and kill them all
<autarch> they should have called this movie The Great Drums
<animefilm> Do you think they could play heroes?
<theratwall> okay ive dozed off like 6 times
<theratwall> what the hell is going on
<donnamartin> there are dragons
<donnamartin> or something
<autarch> nobody knows
<dan2> you have to bungee to kill them
<autarch> it's so stupid
<animefilm> chinese leader general got a viking funeral
<donnamartin> well, we know there are alien dragons
<donnamartin> oh magnets are part of this
<autarch> this is actually starting to make good sense, scientifically
<autarch> wow. genius
<impdentist> nets don't work!
<sideshowraheem> like a whale?
<autarch> huh?
<autarch> a water beast?
<animefilm> water tao tei
<Ampersand_> hook that bone
<autarch> no. we don't have whales in china.
<donnamartin> maybe this is where insane clown posse got it's idea
<impdentist> they have a word for "spain"?
<theratwall> moby dick
<dan2> yeah, but how many chances do you get to eat dragon meat
<theratwall> lol the door didnt close
<donnamartin> oh man, i hope the dragons dont wake up before they sneak back from the party
<animefilm> too many rituals going on here
<besoin> someone went to pottery barn
<autarch> why is every soldier so well armed? that's so unrealistic.
<impdentist> *run away with me* starts playing
<dan2> those lantern kites they sent out caused a huge forest fire
<theratwall> IOH NO
<theratwall> THE CORN
<dan2> callin it now, he's a traitor for the dragons
<theratwall> god i love willem dafoe
<autarch> willem dafraud
<besoin> ricoolllaaaa
<animefilm> hes like a skyrim npc
<theratwall> do you wanna hear my willem dafoe story
<impdentist> oh they're hearing things
<impdentist> i thought they were gonna go tooooot
<donnamartin> the wall is telling htem its secrets
<impdentist> wow they did not work at alllll
<theratwall> i thought those were horns
<sideshowraheem> Death squad?
<donnamartin> that's grim
<impdentist> death squad is seal team 6
<besoin> should have used this earlier
<autarch> they just gonna gas em?
<autarch> this is so stupid
<Trebbers> ahahha
<impdentist> ahahahaha
<autarch> THEY HAVE BOWS AND ARROWS
<dan2> that's the squad people get put on when every other squad has been taken at the squad fair
<sideshowraheem> ok that weapn kicks ass
<donnamartin> okay that's dope
<animefilm> a 14 year old made this movie
<autarch> HOW ARE THEY SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED YET SO BAD AT THIS
<Ampersand_> need his bone?
<dan2> Zhang Yimou made this
<Ampersand_> jeez
<Ampersand_> thristy
<animefilm> need his weed bowl
<besoin> he needs his glasses!
<dan2> and hopefully got paid
<donnamartin> i would like to suggest they stop sending peopel to dive off the wall
<autarch> they're gonna have to wrestle one with their bare hands
<animefilm> srsly if this happens every day....
<dan2> Damon doing as little as he can get by doing every battle
<theratwall> how do you think matt damon sleeps at night
<besoin> teach an ancient culture to fish
<autarch> there's sleeping potion?
<donnamartin> i imagine damon sleeps fine. he's rich af.
<besoin> bigger chains next time
<impdentist> his name is william?
<animefilm> he probably lives in a replica of a blue collar boston neighborhood, but on an island
<autarch> it's good will hunting 2
<dan2> yesss
<theratwall> screaming arrowa
<autarch> hahaha
<Trebbers> Damon is all like, "Wait, this is going to play in the US market?"
<theratwall> you cant do that
<theratwall> you cant slide down a giant chain
<autarch> he should be grinding on a skateboard
<lhs> not with that attitude
<donnamartin> maybe it just wants to be a friend
<Ampersand_> snuggle that pup
<impdentist> yeah i've done it in tony hawk
<donnamartin> see now it's all sad and wounded
<besoin> why did the other two millions dragons leave
<impdentist> i fail to understand how this makes it easier for them to pull
<impdentist> or why he needed the screaming arrows
<Trebbers> "Gonna put you under a sunlamp and feed you crickets"
<donnamartin> ahahahahahaha
<animefilm> what does dafoe want anyway? to steal their powder?
<dan2> they're fighting sentient Gushers
<Ampersand_> lol
<impdentist> he just wants to go back to wherever
<sideshowraheem> this movie is approaching Snyder slo-mo levels
<impdentist> france or whatever
<animefilm> lol, the official gushers movie
<theratwall> that axe is too big
<Trebbers> waht
<donnamartin> ahahaha
<autarch> what?
<Ampersand_> these dragons shouldn't have installed whistle tips in themselves
<dan2> oh my GOD
<impdentist> what the
<theratwall> they just touched axes
<donnamartin> this is so amazing
<impdentist> why are they doing that
<autarch> yeah just waste all your arrows on the ax
<animefilm> the axe makes a rocket sound
<donnamartin> i wanna meet the person who went to the theater to seriously watch this
<autarch> it's morse code
<besoin> oh commander lin
<theratwall> morse code arrows
<impdentist> he's going to shoot the arrows in such a way that it actually sounds like the word "HELP" in chinese
<sideshowraheem> if this had come out when I was in high school I definitely would have seen it in the theatre
<donnamartin> wait they had this all along?
<theratwall> jesus
<autarch> what?
<impdentist> ah
<donnamartin> why didn't they just blow them up all along?
<Trebbers> They were trying to keep the M80s around until the 4th
<lhs> i am definitely going to sample the wall drums and screaming arrows
<besoin> just blow up the fucking queen next time
<autarch> ok
<dan2> he's going to slowly boost his friend back up the wall by shooting him a million times
<autarch> this is some mummy shit right here
<sideshowraheem> they just send all these fuckin chinese people do die on the wall but open it up to save Damon
<autarch> hahaha
<autarch> typical tough guy
<theratwall> do you think that's matt's real hair
<donnamartin> i hope not
<theratwall> scars are sexy
<donnamartin> his back is not sexy
<theratwall> i was not being sincere
<theratwall> is there such a thing as a sexy back though
<theratwall> sexy backs are hard to come by i find
<autarch> yeah, they could've used some cgi on that back
<donnamartin> JT knows all about it
<sideshowraheem> well Justin Timberlake thinks so
<sideshowraheem> god dammit
<theratwall> lol
<lhs> yeah, cgi some eyeballs onto that back
<donnamartin> :)
<besoin> off your game, raheem
<theratwall> raheem sidenote: kawhi to the raptors god bless
<donnamartin> oh fuck this did not go well in jurassic park
<autarch> why aren't they shooting arrows at it?
<sideshowraheem> is that real or just a rumor?
<donnamartin> they had a lawsuit and everything
<theratwall> its real
<donnamartin> oh fuck
<theratwall> meat stick
<besoin> slow clap?
<autarch> slow clap again
<donnamartin> there's a goddman SLOW CLAP
<animefilm> How do you think they trained them to do the battle scenes?
<besoin> wait. who is this guy?
<donnamartin> who is anyone?
<autarch> oh jesus there's so much movie left
<theratwall> the chinese invented the slow clap
<besoin> commander lin is commander lin
<besoin> and then there's toblerone
<autarch> forgot about toblerone
<sideshowraheem> oh this guy is Chekov's wuss
<donnamartin> fuck i have to be up early for a doctor's appt too
<theratwall> that will be fun to explain
<theratwall> "Donna you look exhausted"
<donnamartin> yeah, i failed my eye exam because of damon
<theratwall> "well the dragons werent gonna kill themselves"
<autarch> well maybe they will, we dont know. and with these magnets, I wouldn't count it out
<donnamartin> i really cannot get over the magnets
<Ampersand_> a thief? a cook? a lover?
<impdentist> a midnight toker
<donnamartin> lol
<besoin> the pompatus of...dragons?
<autarch> the poet, the pharmacist
<sideshowraheem> Dafoe has spent 100% of this movie hiding behind pillars
<autarch> the physician, , the farmer, the scientist The magician and the other so-called Gods of our legends
<theratwall> at the very least this movie makes this wall look really sexy
<besoin> toblerone is going to pass on what he learned here to help columbus genocide hispanola in the epilogue
<animefilm> Dafoe will die falling off the wall with his hands reaching for the camera, i suspect
<theratwall> no dafoe's gotta die in some quiet backstabbing scene
<impdentist> that seems reasonable
<theratwall> so they can push in on his face
<impdentist> chekhov's wall
<theratwall> with his big mouth and eyes
<bob511> Not so great mortar for the great wall.
<donnamartin> subtle
<autarch> wait, are they traitors now?
<theratwall> a traitor is just a hero for the other side
<autarch> booom
<besoin> never go back to a dud, willem
<animefilm> thats a large russian egg
<donnamartin> this movie can't resist a gag
<bob511> The apron over the intricate armor
<donnamartin> tiny kitchen for a big wall
<impdentist> they have to do kitchen work and everything in their armor?
<animefilm> "damn i left the kiln on''
<Ampersand_> "i need a cigarette"
<besoin> just leave him
<besoin> jesus
<donnamartin> i would do anything for love, but i won't do that...
<autarch> he's got a new willem
<autarch> he doesn't need this one
<donnamartin> oh fuck
<Trebbers> ahahh
<besoin> how do ya like them apples
<dan2> then he actually is dead
<autarch> looks like he's dropped his marbles
<donnamartin> doesn't seem liek they're good at this wall protecting
<impdentist> ahhhhh
<autarch> they gon' die
<donnamartin> so wait what are they doing?
<donnamartin> releasing a poison?
<autarch> hahah
<autarch> what's this
<besoin> wouldya look at this little asshole
<theratwall> this wont end well
<autarch> no it doesn't
<autarch> the magnet doesn't work.
<autarch> the beast is bluffing.
<autarch> calling it right here.
<bob511> Indo-Tao-Tei
<dan2> now she's starting to do Damon's accent
<besoin> surely commander lin has better things to do
<theratwall> IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT SEAN
<impdentist> hahahaha
<theratwall> who is this kid
<donnamartin> kitchen kid
<autarch> wtf
<autarch> what's the nameless order?
<Ampersand_> burned by the dragon of acne
<animefilm> hes the kid who was sent to kitchen duuty
<autarch> hahahaha
<besoin> don't you have a dragon problem you should be dealing with
<autarch> ampersand
<impdentist> "well this sucks"
<autarch> wrong way. they get eaten.
<donnamartin> uh oh
<bob511> Rides off into Ashes of Time
<impdentist> willem the foe
<dan2> just tripled his horsepower, nice
<animefilm> lol
<dan2> see I told you the kite budget was insane
<Ampersand_> the great tarp
<sideshowraheem> oh hell yeah,
<theratwall> what in the world
<besoin> hope they don't try to land these in new jersey
<autarch> wait, why is he in jail if he's innocent?
<impdentist> this is not going well
<sideshowraheem> oh wow this technology seems like it sucks ass
<bob511> Cid, you fucked up
<donnamartin> wait in the hell
<dan2> easier said than done lady
<autarch> is she flying?
<impdentist> again why are they putting their most important people in their untested aircraft
<autarch> this is like the end of waterworld
<animefilm> the great flying eperiment
<theratwall> this seems like a failur
<donnamartin> i have no idea what they're doing
<sideshowraheem> they're getting a like 70% blow up rate on this balloons
<autarch> if you remember the end of waterworld then you know what i'm talking about
<lhs> they find the water
<animefilm> when the boat blows up?
<autarch> but there's the flying machine
<besoin> it was columbus ohio all along
<autarch> kill the queen?
<theratwall> we're gettin a queen battle
<autarch> who's the queen?
<donnamartin> i genuinely don't understand
<impdentist> the dragon queen
<besoin> PUT ME ON A BALLOON
<sideshowraheem> the dragon with the thing on it's head
<autarch> your beau? he was a traitor
<impdentist> he's just gonna fuck up
<sideshowraheem> Willem Dafucked
<besoin> now the bad guys have powder
<dan2> he's going to get on a balloon, shoot an arrow in the air, hop on it, ride it to the next balloon and repeat
<donnamartin> why are they taking it away
<besoin> why would magnets bother the dragons
<besoin> be reasonable, movie
<impdentist> dan i think that was a move in cool spot
<theratwall> this scene is going to be very revolutionary
<sideshowraheem> that's the queen
<theratwall> kill the monarchy
<autarch> the dragons have nfc
<donnamartin> how does a magnet calm it?
<impdentist> it's science
<dan2> extremely fortunate no birds have run into the canvas
<autarch> dragons. they're just like us
<autarch> also, that's not what . a dragon looks like
<Ampersand_> mongolian buffet
<donnamartin> ahaha
<autarch> whoopsies
<dan2> agagaga
<donnamartin> so good
<besoin> willem defused
<autarch> lol
<theratwall> lol
<autarch> haha besoin
<donnamartin> aha
<sideshowraheem> they're going to burn down the palace trying to land
<animefilm> wtf is goingb on
<autarch> wait. where are they?
<donnamartin> this also seems ineffective
<besoin> no respect for physics
<dan2> time for the on-rails level
<autarch> why are the dragons in beijing?
<impdentist> they got through the wall
<bob511> Well, under the wall
<donnamartin> i love that her hair is still perfect
<impdentist> uh
<autarch> this doesn't make sense physically
<dan2> they waited for one warrior to go thought the turnstyle at the wall and then all went through with no card
<bob511> Not really the time for hot potato
<besoin> balloon seems quite sturdy now
<donnamartin> i know she said black powder is terrible but it seems pretty good for this
<autarch> what a hunk
<donnamartin> ewww
<autarch> WHERE ARE THEY
<impdentist> what's going on down there
<autarch> WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY
<sideshowraheem> they're in the city
<besoin> hold onto your butts
<autarch> what city
<autarch> this is so confusing.
<besoin> the capital
<autarch> how did the dragons get into a city with people in it.
<sideshowraheem> the capital
<theratwall> wait they need to ask permission
<theratwall> its right there
<autarch> what about the wall?
<impdentist> this guy sucks
<theratwall> just kill it
<autarch> TNT nunchucks?
<besoin> strategist wang is the real hero here
<theratwall> suicide bomber dragon
<lhs> gotta have a sewer level
<autarch> shhhhh
<donnamartin> ahahaha
<impdentist> ah ok
<besoin> is that how those shields work
<besoin> kitchen man, noooo
<autarch> yeah. that's not the first time.
<theratwall> hes not gonna make it
<animefilm> still trying to imagine anyone seeing this in theatres
<donnamartin> just gonna leave him there to get eaten?
<autarch> "he'll live"
<dan2> just let him and his gaping would rest in this sewer water, he'll be fine
<dan2> *wound
<besoin> kitchen maannnnnn!!
<theratwall> why did the lighting all of a sudden get dario argento
<autarch> "he'll live"
<autarch> hahaha
<Ampersand_> loool
<donnamartin> ahahaha
<autarch> holy shit
<autarch> lol
<sideshowraheem> love a heroic suicide bomber
<theratwall> man
<lhs> his goose is cooked
<besoin> heroic martyr kitchen man
<autarch> "YOU SAID HE WOULD LIVE!!!"
<theratwall> "he'll still live" - matt
<animefilm> the lighting looks more like the natalie portman scifi movie
<sideshowraheem> wait I thought they didn't attack when the queen was feeding
<autarch> omg i'm dying
<sideshowraheem> wait, who cares
<theratwall> the queen isnt feeding
<dan2> Forget it Lin, it's Dragontown
<theratwall> theyre about to send her a SPICY MEATBALL
<besoin> i'm terribly afraid of that magnet
<sideshowraheem> those shoulder eyes are freakin my bean
<Ampersand_> bad baby
<autarch> is thtat the queen?
<animefilm> these guys
<besoin> this is so ridiculous
<dan2> Bodyguard dragons are amazing
<autarch> why is it so rainbowy in there
<donnamartin> i would love if one of them got kicked out for wear a dirty t shirt
<besoin> dragon pride
<dan2> I wonder if they were like the bullies of the dragon world growing up and they just kind of fell into the job
<animefilm> im amazed this movie came out without even being aware of it
<theratwall> its a good thing they have that magnet
<besoin> it was one of the highest grossing movies of the year
<sideshowraheem> I remember seeing a lot of commercials for it
<autarch> rats!
<donnamartin> oops
<besoin> oh NOW you miss
<dan2> I 100% thought this was a straightforward historical drama
<besoin> william tell here
<animefilm> the rainbow colors are really ofputting
<sideshowraheem> I remember the weird monsters from the trailer
<lhs> imagine how much poop there is
<donnamartin> what
<Ampersand_> my eyes
<besoin> hell of a throw
<autarch> nice magnet catch
<donnamartin> that was the most unrealsitic part
<autarch> yeah he threw that thing like 10 stories high
<impdentist> you idiot
<besoin> sorry, these guys are indestructible
<dan2> now you fucked up
<sideshowraheem> no english translation on that one just russian
<donnamartin> oh how generous damon
<donnamartin> you only keep failing
<autarch> hahahaha
<autarch> what the fuck
<theratwall> lmao
<impdentist> ah
<impdentist> ahahahahaha
<sideshowraheem> ahahaha subtitle
<besoin> dan!
<Ampersand_> ya busted
<besoin> meanwhile
<sideshowraheem> I give this subtitle an A+
<Ampersand_> 20 minutes of credits
<autarch> they all fall?
<donnamartin> hahahahahahahahahaha
<donnamartin> fucking locusts
<besoin> very odd biology these dragons have
<autarch> this is so bad
<impdentist> gonna be a hell of a cleanup job
<theratwall> what about dafoe
<animefilm> what did they do, i missed it
<autarch> this . is the dumbest movie i've ever seen.
<besoin> they killed the queen
<dan2> well I guess they're having dragon steaks for the next 250 years
<animefilm> put a magnet on a machine or something
<sideshowraheem> they killed the queen my dude
<besoin> blew her right up
<animefilm> ah
<sideshowraheem> wait how did he survive
<besoin> guess where I'VE been
<animefilm> i hope there is a sequel in the works
<dan2> The Greater Wall
<besoin> smooches
<sideshowraheem> this is Damon's best acting of the movie
<sideshowraheem> or maybe i'm ust used to it
<animefilm> he plays a smug person well
<donnamartin> so this is the story of how we got black powder, started the nra and got everyone killed?
<besoin> toblerone and bill WILL return...
<sideshowraheem> "he gave me a copy of Powder on DVD as well"
<bob511> Heh
<donnamartin> are they gonna bone?
<animefilm> wait srsly... they are still bros
<autarch> decker's gonna get laid
<dan2> they're not even gonna be able to ride the horses out of there with the amount of dragon corpses on the ground
<impdentist> ...i think
<sideshowraheem> oh he's back to wooden acting again
<besoin> she saved the entire society
<animefilm> the north west territory is the desert where dafoe ran off to
<donnamartin> wait didn't the entire society get eaten?
<donnamartin> i want her hair
<autarch> she has great hair
<sideshowraheem> 12 minutes of special effects credits
<Ampersand_> great wall, too
<besoin> nice wall design
<impdentist> wow
<donnamartin> i cannot, not not  believe that was the plot
<sideshowraheem> oh it actually is
<theratwall> now that was a movie
<donnamartin> someone wrote this
<dan2> great work Zhang, glad you didn't tarnish your record
<donnamartin> someone greenlit it
<autarch> that might have been dumber than gotti
<sideshowraheem> Max Brooks?!?!
<autarch> i think it was
<besoin> edward zwick!
<donnamartin> someone produced this
<bob511> Lots of people
<Ampersand_> zwicky wicky
<sideshowraheem> The Great Wall, Da Greatest Wall in da World!
<donnamartin> so many people said yes, okay, let's make this movie
<dan2> a wholllle lot of people produced
<theratwall> that script was written by the same guy who wrote michael clayton
<animefilm> idk how this got made
<theratwall> if you can believe it
<theratwall> the guy who wrote michael clayton
<donnamartin> i wish this was more of a where's waldo plot
<theratwall> worked on that script enough
<theratwall> to get credit
<sideshowraheem> we need all five northern territories, the northwest, queens brooklyn, manhattan
<dan2> Budget   $150 million[5] Box office $334.9 million[4]
<dan2> the system works
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can't wait for this and the sequel Killer Double Daddy
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~ 2 hours until showtime!
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