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Postby laserblast » Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:08 pm

what a gentleman to wait until we're back
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Postby Ampersand » Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:03 pm

Ampersand wrote:This Sunday,
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Postby RIXX » Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:11 pm

oh hell yeah
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Postby Bob511 » Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:40 pm

The extended cut? You monster.
universe, you can't play the willfully ignorant, but partisan bleeding heart
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Postby Bob511 » Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:42 pm

Literally eleven percent farther between Justin and Kelly.
universe, you can't play the willfully ignorant, but partisan bleeding heart
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Postby donna martin » Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:09 am

it's a classic 00s love story of small-town, low-cut jeans meets big-city LA Looks hair gel.
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:23 pm

Bob511 wrote:The extended cut? You monster.


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FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY is TONIGHT!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:04 pm

Bump!
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Postby donna martin » Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:42 pm

Bob511 wrote:The extended cut? You monster.


Said Justin Guarini when he went to Great Clips.
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:01 pm

1 hour until our unlikely lovers hit the stage!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:46 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: From Justin to Kelly
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:59 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: From Justin to Kelly
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:40 pm

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[22:11] <@Ampersand_> 3
[22:11] <@Ampersand_> 2
[22:11] <@Ampersand_> 1
[22:12] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh here we go
[22:12] <FrmJustin2Donna> contractually obligated movies are the best
[22:12] <Trebbers> woah
[22:12] <FrmJustin2Donna> BehindTheseHazelStreaks
[22:13] <lhs> my cats instantly started fighting
[22:13] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh no 2002 and that outfit
[22:13] <ratbags> that sleeve thing is very of the time
[22:13] <Trebbers> what
[22:13] <sideshowraheem> jesus
[22:13] <laseridol> ah yes the notorious hurricane luke.
[22:13] <FrmJustin2Donna> some nicolas cage accents going on here
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> yeah i used to wear a t-shirt over a longsleeve tee to the ice rink
[22:14] <sideshowraheem> Hurricane Heist heisted their accents from this movie
[22:14] <FrmJustin2Donna> she has a fuckin K on her shirt
[22:14] == ratbags_ [4c47070e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.71.7.14] has joined #hpnmovieseries
[22:14] <sideshowraheem> holy god
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> wow creepy of Justin to buy that banner
[22:15] <ratbags_> no one uses that sped up aerial footage technique anymore
[22:15] <sideshowraheem> this is some technology they're employing here
[22:15] <FrmJustin2Donna> what is this car?
[22:15] <sideshowraheem> Starring Boulevard Hotel
[22:15] <FrmJustin2Donna> cut off the butt before it wasn't PG
[22:15] <dan2_> I hope the next Michael Haneke movie does its credits like this
[22:15] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:15] <ratbags_> robert iscove is a little on the nose
[22:15] <FrmJustin2Donna> guys the credits should get an oscar
[22:16] <bob511> Oh, cool, soon I'll be able to ride my bike to the famous location of From Justin to Kelly.
[22:16] <Trebbers> Fucking hovercraft yes
[22:16] <dan2_> I'd probably get my name stuck on the beach port-a-potty if I was working on this
[22:16] <FrmJustin2Donna> bucket hats yessssss
[22:16] <ratbags_> what time are you at
[22:16] <FrmJustin2Donna> 2002
[22:16] <bob511> Is that what his hair is always like?
[22:16] <dan2_> the bucket pith helmet
[22:16] <lhs> i get the feeling they'll blame it on ft lauderdale before this is over
[22:16] <ratbags_> no like in the movie
[22:16] <dan2_> 500 in 10
[22:16] <Trebbers> Cell phone holster two flix in a row
[22:16] <dan2_> 5:00
[22:16] <Trebbers> cyberchatting
[22:17] <@Ampersand_> wow bucket hat is extremely Me 2003
[22:17] <Trebbers> webpage
[22:17] <FrmJustin2Donna> sorry ratbags, i'm...wine deep
[22:17] <ratbags_> im rum deep
[22:17] <ratbags_> i thought rum would be a good drink for this one
[22:17] <FrmJustin2Donna> so many highlights
[22:17] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh no
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[22:18] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh sure just leave your suitcases where they'll get sotlen
[22:18] <ratbags_> im so glad i never did this
[22:18] <ratbags_> i went to montreal and lost all my money in casinos for spring break instead
[22:18] <laseridol> this is some kind of hell
[22:18] <FrmJustin2Donna> this looks like my own personal nightmare
[22:18] <dan2_> are there normally this many inflatables at spring break
[22:18] <sideshowraheem> here we go
[22:18] <Trebbers> oh no
[22:18] <ratbags_> oh noooo
[22:19] <@Ampersand_> pretty sensual, they weren't lying
[22:19] <FrmJustin2Donna> laserblast just said, "it's a fucking musical?
[22:19] <lhs> parents guide says this has "At least 6 hells"
[22:19] <lhs> which one are we in now
[22:19] <FrmJustin2Donna> guys laserblast....
[22:19] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:19] <Trebbers> Wishing I still drank now
[22:19] <sideshowraheem> this fuckin nerd can sing pretty well
[22:19] <bob511> Catullus just said, "wait, it's a musical?"
[22:19] <bob511> So it seems like a common reaction.
[22:19] <laseridol> cat ... thank u
[22:19] <dan2_> I hope nerd gets a solo song at some point
[22:20] <@Ampersand_> i love that the movie has been so completely purged from our culture that the fact that it's a musical can be a surprise
[22:20] <FrmJustin2Donna> how did y'all not think an americal idol contractually obligated movie was not a musical?
[22:20] <ratbags_> so many theatre kids found employment
[22:20] <FrmJustin2Donna> the chemistry is melting my face
[22:20] <FrmJustin2Donna> what is this movie?
[22:20] <dan2_> all the girls gonna shake it in the bowels tonight
[22:20] <sideshowraheem> good lord
[22:20] <FrmJustin2Donna> move*
[22:20] <FrmJustin2Donna> so many sprained ankles in this sand
[22:20] <laseridol> and now ... pharrell
[22:21] <lhs> wish my tv let me turn off these subs
[22:21] <dan2_> what if it never broke from this number for the rest of the movie
[22:21] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:21] <lhs> i don't want to know these lyrics
[22:21] <bob511> Had to be at least ten extra pounds of sand stuck in his hairspray by the end of each filming day.
[22:21] <ratbags_> i love spotting some extras who arent professional dancers
[22:21] <ratbags_> its like when the spotlight hits me at a club
[22:22] <FrmJustin2Donna> so true story, kelly clarkson was under intense pressures about her weight this movie
[22:22] <bob511> But seriously, cannot wait for our spontaneous beach dance party lifestyle to start.
[22:22] <FrmJustin2Donna> so fuck simon
[22:22] <ratbags_> "alright, will, shimmy your hips"
[22:22] <sideshowraheem> I think his one friend was developed in a lab to be 1998-2002
[22:22] <@Ampersand_> oh no
[22:22] <Trebbers> oh no
[22:22] <dan2_> aahhah
[22:22] <ratbags_> oh theres rapping
[22:22] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh this is rapping?
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> wow def had those sunglasses too
[22:23] <laseridol> OH KEVIN G
[22:23] <FrmJustin2Donna> low bar
[22:23] <sideshowraheem> don't let go, you've got the music in you
[22:23] <FrmJustin2Donna> lol
[22:23] <sideshowraheem> My BADGE NUMBER
[22:23] <ratbags_> WHAT
[22:23] <FrmJustin2Donna> bluechicksmatter
[22:24] <Trebbers> Illegal freestyle citation
[22:24] <sideshowraheem> oh man high speed internet access what a nerd pursuit
[22:24] <sideshowraheem> I bet he wants to USE GOOGLE
[22:24] <FrmJustin2Donna> the accents make my ears bleed
[22:25] <@Ampersand_> unclench ya butt
[22:25] <FrmJustin2Donna> i'm with kelly
[22:25] <dan2_> I like Kelly's knock off Big Dog shirt
[22:25] <FrmJustin2Donna> ew
[22:25] <FrmJustin2Donna> is that to let the crabs go away?
[22:26] <Trebbers> fuckkkkkk
[22:26] <ratbags_> holy fuck
[22:26] <bob511> "Gilligan!"
[22:26] <ratbags_> he was trying.....
[22:26] <FrmJustin2Donna> we already have fireworks (in our neighborhood)
[22:26] <Trebbers> wait this is the same
[22:26] <FrmJustin2Donna> SoYourDadThinksHeCanTapDance
[22:26] <ratbags_> those pants the tap guy is wearing
[22:26] <bob511> Beach tap dancing.
[22:27] <dan2_> that's how Sandman Sims did it
[22:27] <ratbags_> justin is like me
[22:27] <ratbags_> everyone is shirtless
[22:27] <FrmJustin2Donna> Guys this movie was Simon Cowell's fault
[22:27] <ratbags_> wearing a tee
[22:27] <sideshowraheem> this is a very odd movie
[22:27] <@Ampersand_> love is a funny thing
[22:27] <dan2_> love how enthusiastic all the pumping from the crowd is
[22:28] <dan2_> *enunthusiastic
[22:28] <Trebbers> paid per pump
[22:28] <dan2_> dammit im getting autocorrectd
[22:28] <lhs> euthanasiastic
[22:28] <FrmJustin2Donna> this movie is very heteronormative
[22:28] <Trebbers> ah
[22:28] <dan2_> ha
[22:29] <@Ampersand_> enter our Varsity Blues cosplay contest
[22:29] <ratbags_> man when u realize you could've written movies at 13 years old that someone wouldve actually made
[22:29] <sideshowraheem> great facial hair
[22:29] <FrmJustin2Donna> her top does not fit her
[22:30] <Trebbers> what in the world
[22:30] <FrmJustin2Donna> blond girl is a moron and also what on earth
[22:30] <Trebbers> uh
[22:30] <ratbags_> you just introduce yourself?
[22:31] <lhs> disguise him as a girl
[22:31] <FrmJustin2Donna> that is not true
[22:31] <ratbags_> thats terrifying
[22:31] <FrmJustin2Donna> he's horny for her hair
[22:31] <sideshowraheem> never really realized Justin was kind of a weird looking guy until being forced to look at tim in this movie
[22:31] <dan2_> yeah that's such a terrifying thing to make a gag out of
[22:31] <FrmJustin2Donna> never til now raheem
[22:31] <ratbags_> "every girl's bathroom has an escape route out of the window" is horrifying thing
[22:31] <FrmJustin2Donna> yes it's like mad money
[22:31] <Trebbers> Justin trying not to pass out from the vicious deuce Kelly dropped
[22:31] <laseridol> i've seen better chemistry done by 6th graders with bunsen burners
[22:32] <dan2_> Bernie needs to shuffle up and show these people how to really party
[22:32] <ratbags_> hiyo
[22:32] <lhs> should have used your wet n wild, kelly
[22:32] <ratbags_> didnt realize johnny fucking carson was with us tonight
[22:32] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:32] <sideshowraheem> she's about to be part of a Million Dollar Extreme video
[22:32] <Trebbers> salting her crotch
[22:32] <FrmJustin2Donna> salt in the crotch is gonna sting
[22:32] <Trebbers> this is pornographic
[22:33] <@Ampersand_> oh no, a poor
[22:33] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh no he's the help?
[22:33] <sideshowraheem> this fucking voice
[22:33] <dan2_> glad the quality on this file is high enough to notice Justin's facial hair
[22:33] <FrmJustin2Donna> her body says 18 but her voice and face say disappointed 45 yo soccer mom
[22:33] <ratbags_> did patricia clarkson do a dub for this character
[22:33] <Trebbers> vocal chickenfry
[22:34] <laseridol> on SAYCUN THAW
[22:34] <sideshowraheem> great text speak
[22:34] <FrmJustin2Donna> so many tanks
[22:34] <lhs> KL-E I C U P
[22:34] <FrmJustin2Donna> he just went cargo shorts deep
[22:35] <sideshowraheem> bucket hat must be sweating to death
[22:35] <dan2_> love that ringer
[22:35] <FrmJustin2Donna> so many coordinated bathing suits and purses
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> tfw your crucifix is an iron cross
[22:36] <FrmJustin2Donna> what?
[22:36] <sideshowraheem> this is going to be the tamest nude contest in film history
[22:36] <Trebbers> hell on earth
[22:36] <FrmJustin2Donna> how is this a contest
[22:36] <FrmJustin2Donna> guys, this is making me feel better about my life choices
[22:36] <dan2_> so...the women will be wearing more clothes than normal?
[22:36] <dan2_> and the men will be in bikinis?
[22:36] <laseridol> i haven't drank enough for this
[22:36] <dan2_> seems like a positive change up to me
[22:36] <FrmJustin2Donna> guys this is just more gender forward than we thought
[22:37] <FrmJustin2Donna> her purse is made of muppets
[22:37] <FrmJustin2Donna> someone make her stop
[22:38] <Trebbers> Time for some dogfighting
[22:38] <lhs> heh
[22:38] <FrmJustin2Donna> Dirty Dancing 2: Idol Nights
[22:39] <laseridol> Step Up 2 Spring Break
[22:39] <FrmJustin2Donna> So You Think You Can Dance: Spring Break
[22:39] <FrmJustin2Donna> please do the lift
[22:39] <lhs> are the rest of the characters false idols or something
[22:40] <sideshowraheem> the way to move on is to break a bone
[22:40] <FrmJustin2Donna> i would love if this turned into a final destination movie
[22:41] <dan2_> Bucket Hat is the coroner on NCIS now
[22:41] <dan2_> probably has $50,000,000 easily
[22:41] <FrmJustin2Donna> ew JUSTIN IS A RED FLAG
[22:41] <@Ampersand_> it is Fisher Price
[22:41] <@Ampersand_> come own
[22:42] <bob511> "Look, these American Idol contracts are iron-clad, so make with the whip."
[22:42] <dan2_> I'm ready to whippet!
[22:42] <FrmJustin2Donna> this movie is so pre-metoo
[22:42] <FrmJustin2Donna> i love her
[22:42] <sideshowraheem> hell yeah
[22:42] <dan2_> Justin Gotcreamy
[22:43] <FrmJustin2Donna> look at Miss Independent ove rhere
[22:43] <sideshowraheem> sing a song about whip cream!
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> if only there was some water she could use to clean the cream off
[22:43] <FrmJustin2Donna> she's gonna go cry Behind These Hazel Eyes
[22:43] <Trebbers> oh no, this is going to be bad
[22:43] <sideshowraheem> INSANE phone I could literally look at it for hourse
[22:43] <sideshowraheem> hours
[22:44] <dan2_> looked disturbingly like Jared in that polaroid
[22:44] <Trebbers> Brought her photo printer on vacation
[22:44] <sideshowraheem> that's not to go
[22:44] <FrmJustin2Donna> that's pretty much accurate
[22:44] <bob511> Complimentary plastic trays.
[22:45] <dan2_> Justin is basically Jelloman
[22:45] <FrmJustin2Donna> it's a whole business i belt on exploiting women for money
[22:45] <sideshowraheem> ahaha dan
[22:45] <Trebbers> hah dan
[22:45] <sideshowraheem> he needs van
[22:45] <Trebbers> Salt it bro
[22:45] <FrmJustin2Donna> i cross my legs every time you say that
[22:45] <Trebbers> ah
[22:46] <@Ampersand_> 750 fucks
[22:46] <sideshowraheem> he's gonna fuck this cop
[22:46] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh there's a real dominatrix vibe going on here
[22:46] <sideshowraheem> these outfits
[22:46] <dan2_> hopefully its all part of a sting operation
[22:46] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh my god so many white clothes
[22:46] <sideshowraheem> her beige floppy hat is the darkest thing in this scene
[22:47] <FrmJustin2Donna> wow
[22:47] <FrmJustin2Donna> subtle
[22:47] <sideshowraheem> insane chemistry
[22:47] <sideshowraheem> that's why he had to say that
[22:47] <FrmJustin2Donna> his face is creeping me out
[22:48] <sideshowraheem> the thing outline of a mustahce is making him much creepier
[22:48] <sideshowraheem> thin
[22:48] <Trebbers> Yeah
[22:48] <lhs> he has a very high polygon count for 2003
[22:48] <FrmJustin2Donna> i mean, it's not helping
[22:48] <dan2_> its like a goatee that's been erased but not completely
[22:48] <FrmJustin2Donna> ewwwwww
[22:48] <Trebbers> They could have forced him to shave
[22:49] <dan2_> I mean...they had the whipped cream
[22:49] <FrmJustin2Donna> if they yelled at kelly for her weight, coudln't he shave?
[22:49] <sideshowraheem> "thinking about how you're a billionaire and I'm working at TGIfridays"
[22:49] <dan2_> which was clearly shaving cream
[22:49] <Trebbers> so his outfit has white, grey, dark gray, and cream. Upsetting
[22:49] <FrmJustin2Donna> wow his singing face is scary
[22:49] <laseridol> he's all the different gandalfs, at once
[22:49] <dan2_> when he sings he turns into Brendan Fraiser
[22:49] <sideshowraheem> I think I'm too drunk to appreciate how crazy this is
[22:50] <lhs> heh dan
[22:50] <FrmJustin2Donna> lol dan
[22:50] <FrmJustin2Donna> i'm not drunk enough raheem
[22:50] <Trebbers> Only thing that would up this is if it were on a fanboat
[22:50] <@Ampersand_> are they in a submarine?
[22:50] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh no her bra doesn't fit in her shirt
[22:50] <@Ampersand_> this guy looks like he'll be in Gotti too
[22:50] <sideshowraheem> hell yeah, From Justin to Full Communism
[22:51] <FrmJustin2Donna> good job, girlfriend
[22:51] <sideshowraheem> these outfits are blowing my min
[22:51] <sideshowraheem> white on white on white
[22:51] <FrmJustin2Donna> that's the casting in this movie too raheem
[22:52] <dan2_> such a great day, harassed at a sex contest and then forced onto a boat with the guy running the contest
[22:52] <sideshowraheem> work with what you have i suppose
[22:52] <FrmJustin2Donna> He's been so sad, Since U Been Gone
[22:52] <lhs> they're all going to laugh at you!
[22:52] <FrmJustin2Donna> lolol
[22:52] <dan2_> been awhile since we've seen nerdlinger,I hope he didn't get killed by the volleyballer off screen
[22:52] <sideshowraheem> classic gator pool toy
[22:52] <Trebbers> love the extra awkwardly on the gator
[22:53] <FrmJustin2Donna> summer lovin had me a blast
[22:53] <bob511> Dude (The Hookup Song)
[22:53] <FrmJustin2Donna> lol
[22:53] <dan2_> lol
[22:53] <@Ampersand_> hahaha
[22:53] <FrmJustin2Donna> We made out, under the dock....
[22:53] <sideshowraheem> From Justin to Kelly(inflatable Gator theme)
[22:54] <FrmJustin2Donna> We stayed out, until 10 o'clock
[22:54] <dan2_> yesss
[22:54] <laseridol> "he likes girls that wear abercrombie and fitch. he'd take them if he had one wish."
[22:54] <bob511> 10pm is like 4am in south Florida time.
[22:54] <lhs> 2 senuous 4 me
[22:54] <FrmJustin2Donna> is this a sketchers ad?
[22:54] <lhs> sensuous*
[22:54] <laseridol> 2 kelly 2 sensuous
[22:55] <dan2_> me, sitting at that restaurant when this happens - "Check please!
[22:55] <FrmJustin2Donna> so many old navy cargos
[22:55] <sideshowraheem> where di all these other friends come from, I thought they only had 2 friends each
[22:55] <FrmJustin2Donna> i bet the zip off into shorts
[22:55] <FrmJustin2Donna> they keep kelly's moves easy
[22:55] <bob511> Imagine being the editor handed this to work with.
[22:55] <FrmJustin2Donna> so many cargo pants
[22:56] <sideshowraheem> "we want the Catwoman basketball scene but the whole movie"
[22:56] <FrmJustin2Donna> har har bro
[22:56] <FrmJustin2Donna> lol raheem
[22:56] <@Ampersand_> this is the first song that it sounds like a human might reasonable listen to
[22:56] <FrmJustin2Donna> ewwww this guy has 100% date raped someone
[22:56] <sideshowraheem> what the fuck is this boer war ass hat
[22:56] <Trebbers> that shirt
[22:56] <@Ampersand_> tall and milky
[22:57] <Trebbers> catch him
[22:57] <FrmJustin2Donna> i'm okay with this guy getting his ass beat
[22:57] <bob511> ::runs through cardboard boxes::
[22:57] <@Ampersand_> oh no
[22:57] <Trebbers> ugh
[22:57] <@Ampersand_> RIP
[22:57] <laseridol> oh god
[22:57] <dan2_> someday nerdlinger will catch a break
[22:58] <laseridol> fuck you alexa i'm buying a google home
[22:58] <sideshowraheem> fianlly conflict introduced 45 minutes into the movie
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> JUSTIN FGT ABT TIT
[22:59] <FrmJustin2Donna> you don't have sleeves, you can't yell at me about typos
[22:59] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh no
[22:59] <FrmJustin2Donna> give this guy an oscar
[22:59] <dan2_> huh
[23:00] <bob511> Random beach mirror
[23:00] <sideshowraheem> I'll beach your mirror
[23:00] <dan2_> and now we're in The Fifth Element
[23:00] <Trebbers> eyah
[23:00] <sideshowraheem> the fifth element was horniness all along
[23:00] <FrmJustin2Donna> what's....happening?
[23:00] <laseridol> the sixth element, clearly
[23:01] <@Ampersand_> all the best sexy fantasies are set inside a TARDIS
[23:01] <lhs> because we're living in a party world, and i am a party girl
[23:01] <sideshowraheem> this is insanely Britney
[23:01] <FrmJustin2Donna> I'm a Slave 4 Everyone
[23:01] <ratbags_> laserblast
[23:02] <ratbags_> i cant believe i was watching from justin to kelly when i found out lance was gonna be a laker
[23:02] <FrmJustin2Donna> this is the kind of movie that you remember where you were when you saw it
[23:02] <laseridol> jesus christ me neither
[23:02] <ratbags_> also im downloading the soundtrack
[23:02] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:02] <laseridol> why is this song like 1/8 of a tone off
[23:02] <dan2_> I think this is the best song yet
[23:02] <bob511> Club full exclusively of men who are really good dancers.
[23:02] <FrmJustin2Donna> but also very on the nose
[23:02] <@Ampersand_> hope Mondo does a vinyl re-release
[23:02] <sideshowraheem> this song has been going on for at least 5 minutes at this point
[23:02] <FrmJustin2Donna> wow what a sausage party here
[23:03] <ratbags_> again if this happened in a club i was in
[23:03] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh okay i'ts over
[23:03] <ratbags_> i would sort shimmy my way out the nearest door
[23:03] <FrmJustin2Donna> a knit bucket hat!
[23:04] <bob511> That hair
[23:04] <bob511> It's like a shorn palm tree.
[23:04] <FrmJustin2Donna> what?
[23:04] <sideshowraheem> her hair is like one of those birds of a paradise mating
[23:04] <dan2_> I can't look away from it
[23:04] <dan2_> so I guess its doing its job
[23:04] <sideshowraheem> this is basically the Heartbreak Kid
[23:05] <FrmJustin2Donna> that guy is 45
[23:05] <sideshowraheem> Red Dead Redorkion
[23:05] <FrmJustin2Donna> Mr Beach Big here
[23:05] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh come on
[23:05] <FrmJustin2Donna> fuckin 2002
[23:06] <sideshowraheem> had to get some gay panic in there
[23:06] <laseridol> "emma?"
[23:07] <FrmJustin2Donna> What does'nt Kill U Makes U Stronger
[23:07] <laseridol> justin had to ... breakaway
[23:07] <sideshowraheem> she's got
[23:07] <@Ampersand_> "Siri? it's Alexa"
[23:07] <dan2_> heh
[23:07] <FrmJustin2Donna> again, this guy is 45 and a jealous cookie monster
[23:08] <sideshowraheem> he's got the weirdest proporations
[23:08] <laseridol> ratbags
[23:08] <laseridol> they just signed javale
[23:08] <FrmJustin2Donna> I'mmmmmm comming out
[23:08] <sideshowraheem> Dance pop- Indistinct
[23:08] <FrmJustin2Donna> so you better get his party started
[23:08] <dan2_> nerdlinger has worse luck than Ziggy
[23:09] <FrmJustin2Donna> fucccck her hair
[23:09] <Trebbers> what
[23:09] <FrmJustin2Donna> Tell me about it, stud
[23:09] <bob511> So many ties
[23:09] <bob511> No more ties in Fort Lauderdale
[23:09] <FrmJustin2Donna> avril levinge is jealous
[23:09] <@Ampersand_> change your mind like you change your sheets
[23:10] <@Ampersand_> this songwriter was filthy
[23:10] <lhs> she's wearing a bib from world market
[23:10] <sideshowraheem> ahahaha
[23:10] <sideshowraheem> bum dig it
[23:10] <Trebbers> A bum ticker
[23:10] <FrmJustin2Donna> aha lhs
[23:10] <FrmJustin2Donna> those ties are gonna weigh her down in miami of all places
[23:10] <dan2_> 90% of the budget was inflatables
[23:11] <sideshowraheem> they already did Britney so they had to do Christina
[23:11] <FrmJustin2Donna> this is more Xtina?
[23:11] <@Ampersand_> loool
[23:11] <laseridol> oh my god
[23:11] <FrmJustin2Donna> why was he ksising you? because mysoginy
[23:11] <Trebbers> aah
[23:11] <FrmJustin2Donna> ohmy god
[23:11] <bob511> http://www.instructables.com/id/Make-a-Skirt-from-Neckties/
[23:12] <sideshowraheem> dollar store colin hanks is gonna get his ass kicked
[23:12] <sideshowraheem> oh hell yeah
[23:12] <sideshowraheem> we haven't done a hovercraft race for love in a while
[23:12] <dan2_> they should have a duel but on hovercrafts if they really want to settle this
[23:13] <@Ampersand_> Computer Beach Party-esque
[23:13] <FrmJustin2Donna> guys laserblast just tapped me to make sure he's still alive
[23:13] <dan2_> yes amp
[23:13] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh hey where did they get hovercrafts?
[23:13] <lhs> this is stupid enough to be on road rules/real world challenge
[23:13] <FrmJustin2Donna> shark attack!
[23:14] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh baywatch showed up!
[23:14] <sideshowraheem> I was thinking of Computer Beach party as well amp, all time clasic
[23:14] <sideshowraheem> s
[23:14] <dan2_> the carefree innocence of a hovercraft basket battle, shattered
[23:14] <lhs> justin rides his hovercraft back to uncanny valley
[23:14] <Trebbers> "How much is the fine for manslaughter, officer?
[23:15] <FrmJustin2Donna> Frustrated Hovercraft theme from Justin to Kelly
[23:15] <sideshowraheem> these lyrics are too literal
[23:15] <FrmJustin2Donna> did you expect shakespeare?
[23:15] <FrmJustin2Donna> he's wearing black socks with shorts
[23:15] <lhs> i'm all confused inside / my heart is hooked up to my intestines
[23:15] <sideshowraheem> we can work it out AND From me to you in the same song?
[23:16] <FrmJustin2Donna> how long is this rock pier?
[23:16] <sideshowraheem> it's more of a pop pier
[23:16] <FrmJustin2Donna> he's like rock scrambling
[23:16] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh he's gonna old man and the sea here
[23:16] <@Ampersand_> time to die
[23:16] <sideshowraheem> wow that is long as shit
[23:17] <dan2_> they got tired of choreographing things and just said screw it, walk on some rocks for this number
[23:17] <sideshowraheem> Adam Scott was rejected for this role
[23:17] <FrmJustin2Donna> aha
[23:17] <bob511> "Like I said..."
[23:17] <FrmJustin2Donna> fuck you luke
[23:17] <FrmJustin2Donna> fuck you and i wish you'd died in the hovercraft
[23:17] <Trebbers> Get him fired from here too
[23:18] <lhs> weird place to chill the champagne
[23:18] <FrmJustin2Donna> i did until you got me fired
[23:19] <dan2_> and she doesn't even leave a tip
[23:19] <sideshowraheem> man this guy really sucks ass
[23:19] <FrmJustin2Donna> wait til he discovers gofundme for his highlights
[23:19] <bob511> No partying out of season.
[23:20] <sideshowraheem> "Alexa what is a 2003 movie starring two American Idol winners?"
[23:20] <Trebbers> the clap/
[23:20] <Trebbers> ?
[23:20] <bob511> Come on, she could have been making out with any giant Chia pet, she couldn't know for sure it's Justin.
[23:21] <@Ampersand_> https://chia.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Chia_Troll_Branch.jpg
[23:21] <Trebbers> ahahh
[23:21] <FrmJustin2Donna> he's....40?
[23:22] <dan2_> meanwhile he's got some of his friends from the restaurant stealing everything of value from the hotel room
[23:23] <sideshowraheem> this movie has at least more conflict in it than glitter
[23:23] <FrmJustin2Donna> well, it has more character development too
[23:23] <@Ampersand_> "excuse me, how online are you?"
[23:24] <Trebbers> Turned into a soft Soul Man reboot so gradually
[23:24] <@Ampersand_> has he been chatting with John Candy?
[23:24] <sideshowraheem> lol treb
[23:24] <bob511> Oh, I just noticed someone filled Seven, Amp.
[23:24] <FrmJustin2Donna> wow her skirt
[23:25] <@Ampersand_> !!!
[23:25] <@Ampersand_> that rules!
[23:25] <@Ampersand_> thanks for the help, bob
[23:25] <FrmJustin2Donna> Becauseof you I stay to close to the sidewalk....
[23:25] <dan2_> *Fraisiering Intensifies*
[23:25] <@Ampersand_> we won't regret it
[23:25] <sideshowraheem> here comes a 15 minute ong
[23:25] <FrmJustin2Donna> Wow, how Cruel
[23:25] <sideshowraheem> song
[23:26] <FrmJustin2Donna> Wow what a Jusa
[23:26] <FrmJustin2Donna> Judas*
[23:27] <@Ampersand_> Screenplay by William Shakespeare
[23:28] <FrmJustin2Donna> she looks uncomfortable in this outfit
[23:29] <FrmJustin2Donna> is this the song you sing when your best friend stabs you in the back?
[23:29] <bob511> Like the chorus of palm trees singing backup.
[23:29] <sideshowraheem> they wrote 7 songs and had to fit them in somehow
[23:30] <sideshowraheem> oh wait they're really gonna go from Justin to Kelly
[23:30] <sideshowraheem> his hair isn't big enough
[23:30] <Trebbers> It's fate, shugs
[23:30] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh no stop
[23:31] <FrmJustin2Donna> no means no justin
[23:31] <FrmJustin2Donna> love? it's been two days
[23:31] <sideshowraheem> #enoughisenoustintokelly
[23:31] <@Ampersand_> they haven't even been on a real date
[23:31] <FrmJustin2Donna> they haven't really talked except the bathroom
[23:31] <sideshowraheem> but they've SUNG SONGS
[23:31] <FrmJustin2Donna> Some people wait a lifetime, for a moment like this....
[23:31] <dan2_> there must have been some extreme boning on that boat that wasn't shown
[23:32] <FrmJustin2Donna> extreme boing?
[23:32] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh boning*
[23:32] <sideshowraheem> the subtitle here was just "funk"
[23:32] <@Ampersand_> extreme grooving
[23:32] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh her shirt got torn in the door!
[23:32] <@Ampersand_> hang the dj
[23:32] <FrmJustin2Donna> she almost died like isadore duncan!
[23:32] <sideshowraheem> he's gonna fuck this werid dude
[23:32] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh this guy later winds up on to catch a predator, right?
[23:33] <FrmJustin2Donna> oh she's 45 too!
[23:33] <@Ampersand_> "you probably don't want to hear my story, but i'm also 45"
[23:33] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:33] <laseridol> holy fucking shit
[23:33] <FrmJustin2Donna> lol amp
[23:33] <sideshowraheem> gimme a break
[23:33] <sideshowraheem> he's more of a kirk man clearly
[23:33] <dan2_> you go nerdlinger!
[23:33] <FrmJustin2Donna> OH MY GOD
[23:33] <lhs> when are those two going to sing
[23:33] <FrmJustin2Donna> I WAS RIGHT
[23:33] <FrmJustin2Donna> he's the submissive!
[23:33] <FrmJustin2Donna> what is he wearing?
[23:34] <sideshowraheem> ACAB
[23:34] <@Ampersand_> gorgeous or textile-challenged? you decide
[23:34] <sideshowraheem> All Cops Are Boning
[23:34] <FrmJustin2Donna> everyone paired up in heternormative fashion
[23:34] <FrmJustin2Donna> good job everyone
[23:35] <@Ampersand_> Kelly rockin that tissue paper top
[23:35] <sideshowraheem> if the nerd had been gay with muscle man then this would have won an oscar
[23:35] <sideshowraheem> and would have deserved it
[23:35] <dan2_> this is making me sad that musicals have died off
[23:35] <laseridol> _the saint lunatics come out, everyone goes fuckin nuts_
[23:36] <FrmJustin2Donna> that's why this movie makes you sad, dan?
[23:36] <dan2_> megamix time
[23:36] <dan2_> look theres a lot to process, but I can say honestly this has made me feel things
[23:37] <FrmJustin2Donna> sensuous?
[23:37] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:37] <dan2_> oh extremely
[23:37] <lhs> it made me feel anxious about sun exposure
[23:37] <sideshowraheem> they just repeated this song for 10 minutes to get this to 90 minutes
[23:37] <FrmJustin2Donna> big bird dancer #1
[23:37] <@Ampersand_> this flash mob is spreading like an infectious disease
[23:37] <@Ampersand_> allegory for STDs?
[23:38] <sideshowraheem> what an odd film
[23:38] <Trebbers> This is the early 2000s version of The Conqueror
[23:38] <FrmJustin2Donna> look, they had contractual obligations raheem
[23:38] <dan2_> so are they gonna cover how all of the relationships work since everyone lives in totally different places
[23:38] <sideshowraheem> Justin Guirini IS Justin Guirini
[23:38] <@Ampersand_> *extremely Simon Cowell voice* It's a no from me
[23:38] <FrmJustin2Donna> Bracelet Girl
[23:38] <FrmJustin2Donna> Hot Girl
[23:38] <dan2_> lol amp
[23:38] <FrmJustin2Donna> Insulted Girl
[23:38] <laseridol> dan it's something like 'CNT WT 2 C U N 3 MOS - JSTN'
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Postby Autarch » Wed Jul 04, 2018 6:30 pm

can we please watch :barney: ? It's actually really good

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Postby kayke » Wed Jul 04, 2018 7:45 pm

it's lazy filmmaking that they had barney blow up that beach ball off screen instead of rigging him with an air hose.
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:31 pm

I'm so excited for this one
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Two hours until showtime!
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Editor's note: the earlier portion of this chat was shot in the face by John Gotti

[22:34] <dan2> do they still do steps in the kitchen nowadays
[22:34] <AnimeFilm> its upstream color
[22:34] <jca> rip
[22:34] <catullus> why did we time skip twice
[22:34] <autarch> ray lamontaigne, everyone
[22:34] <shalabi> what
[22:34] <ratti> oh my god
[22:34] <jca> how did that even happen
[22:34] <dan2> "Officer I didn't see him, I was thinkin about the Sunday gravy!"
[22:34] <lhs> they were playing chicken
[22:34] <catullus> did he kill his smart kid
[22:34] <autarch> who's frankie?
[22:35] <Trebbers> Hit at 5 miles an hour
[22:35] <ratti> hes the good kid
[22:35] <LowercaseTea> The one bit of violence Gotti didn't commit is done entirely off screen
[22:35] <ratti> the friggin genius
[22:35] <ratti> THEY KILLED MY FRIGGIN GENIUS SON
[22:35] <catullus> good job, killed off the meal ticket
[22:35] <shalabi> gotti in focus
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> excuse you, they were playing chicken parmesean
[22:35] <jca> he was doing circles out of nowhere!!
[22:35] <autarch> dat kid was gunna be a fuckin rocket scientist
[22:35] <catullus> it was broad daylight in his defense
[22:35] <sideshowraheem> he's gonna kill the doctor for not saving his boy
[22:35] <Trebbers> "He was gonna take the mob to the fuckin' moon"
[22:35] <catullus> he was glowingly obvious
[22:35] <shalabi> a fuggin NERO SURGAN OVAHERE
[22:35] <dan2> lol trev
[22:35] <dan2> b
[22:35] <jca> lol
[22:36] <ratti> now this...this iS acting
[22:36] <bob511> Man, he didn't even try to fit that thing in.
[22:36] <nautical> chewin' a knuck
[22:36] <nautical> lol
[22:36] <catullus> well doing him in shadow is the way to try and light that face
[22:36] <autarch> you shoulda seed how dat boy got straight a's. now i gotta kill da fuckin bastahd who

done dis to me
[22:36] <nautical> this shit is amazing and i wish i saw it in theaters
[22:36] <ratti> "it should've been you"
[22:36] <autarch> would've been a great date movie
[22:36] <LowercaseTea> Oh my god the music
[22:36] <nautical> oh absolutely a great date FILM
[22:36] <dan2> I'm sure it'll get a re-release right before Oscar voting
[22:37] <donnamartin> that hair
[22:37] <nautical> it's a film.
[22:37] <bob511> It's still playing here.
[22:37] <nautical> jesus.
[22:37] <catullus> he'll always be gone is quite the line
[22:37] <jca> when people left the theatre the same thing happened
[22:37] <donnamartin> this is basically the sad part of a video game music
[22:37] <nautical> top button.
[22:37] <jca> "it was an accent...its ok"
[22:37] <autarch> anyone else notice pokey nipples on the military son there?
[22:37] <Trebbers> It's like they screened the film then realized they forgot to put the music in and had

no money
[22:37] <nautical> wait what happened
[22:37] <catullus> theres enough product in that hair to grease an engine
[22:37] <nautical> i missed why they're sad.
[22:37] <LowercaseTea> press "f" to bury your boy
[22:37] <donnamartin> they're making him sleep in his dead brother's room?
[22:37] <nautical> i don't know how
[22:37] <shalabi> lol
[22:37] <ratti> frankie got hit by a car, nautical
[22:37] <catullus> the smart kid died keep up
[22:37] <nautical> oh lol
[22:37] <ratti> the genius kid
[22:37] <nautical> sorry to hear that.
[22:37] <nautical> family seems to be handling it well
[22:37] <catullus> so are we
[22:38] <catullus> he was gunna take us to the moon
[22:38] <ratti> the day i saw my mob dad cry
[22:38] <dan2> "HE NEVAH GOT TO SEE MEATBALLS II."
[22:38] <shalabi> i guess he gotti go to the funeral now
[22:38] <nautical> lol
[22:38] <johnnyblast> when you've loved and lost like frankie has
[22:38] <autarch> hahaha
[22:38] <RIXX_> lol dan
[22:38] <Trebbers> "He wasn't smarter than a bumpah. *sobs*"
[22:38] <autarch> dan
[22:38] <nautical> dan killing me
[22:38] <AnimeFilm> i think they couldnt afford a lighting crew
[22:38] <jca> the one way you can tell its the 70s, what you see in all the old photos, is undershirts

tucked into boxers
[22:38] <catullus> This movie is like 75% in shadow
[22:38] <nautical> did she just find out?
[22:39] <autarch> the mom sounds like a npc from zelda
[22:39] <ratti> the recurring motif of dentists
[22:39] <LowercaseTea> Is she alluding to killing herself?
[22:39] <jca> lol
[22:39] <autarch> that little lock of hair barely hanging in the frame
[22:39] <Trebbers> what
[22:39] <ratti> jesus
[22:39] <sideshowraheem> uhhh
[22:39] <donnamartin> no hair on his prick is what we choose?
[22:39] <ratti> he didn't have a hair on his prick
[22:40] <bob511> We didn't even get a content warning for that, huh?
[22:40] <dan2> "Now, if he had hair on his prick, of course he could die in the street"
[22:40] <catullus> okay heres the thing
[22:40] <AnimeFilm> its just a mob thing
[22:40] <catullus> There arent hairs on the actual prick right
[22:40] <jca> omg
[22:40] <catullus> cuuzzzzzz
[22:40] <@Ampersand_> lol that is a much different looking street
[22:40] <LowercaseTea> Pubes are the mob version of a Bat Mitzvah
[22:40] <jca> this owns
[22:40] <bob511> They smoked Fumero?!
[22:41] <dan2> this has got to be Letterman's strangest bit
[22:41] <catullus> COFFEEE
[22:41] <catullus> HOW DARE THEY
[22:41] <Trebbers> ahahah
[22:41] <catullus> THATS A SIGN
[22:41] <donnamartin> just a recap story? slow news day
[22:41] <catullus> THATS IT
[22:41] <@Ampersand_> a fish sleeps in the percolator
[22:41] <autarch> thassit
[22:41] <Trebbers> That whole report sounded like an email forward
[22:41] <autarch> THAAASSIt
[22:41] <ratti> I'M GONNA BEAT THE DEPRESSION OUTTA YA
[22:41] <catullus> My dad would always say that when we were acting up
[22:41] <donnamartin> 70s therapy
[22:41] <autarch> holy shit
[22:41] <catullus> He never followed up tho
[22:41] <dan2> "He lodged in there forever like a church steeple"
[22:41] <AnimeFilm> cawfee
[22:41] <catullus> So wed just laugh at him
[22:42] <donnamartin> aha dan
[22:42] <Trebbers> Why are they in such a shitty house
[22:42] <autarch> holy shit the perfect time for a happy scene
[22:42] <catullus> she is married to a dentist!
[22:42] <lhs> mother father chinese dentist
[22:42] <LowercaseTea> That scene was the director's way of telling the audience that we can pretend it

never happened now
[22:42] <dan2> this is like a ventriloquist act
[22:42] <catullus> He knocks ppls teeth out all the time
[22:42] <AnimeFilm> man this movie isnt even white balanced
[22:42] <jca> this is like when yr bro overwrites your snes save and yr parents are like 'enough moping!

its a beautiful day'
[22:42] <catullus> lol
[22:42] <donnamartin> wow DV jokes realy go over well here
[22:43] <autarch> his name is santa claus
[22:43] <jca> santa?
[22:43] <catullus> The lighting in this movie is incomprehensible
[22:43] <Trebbers> Heyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[22:43] <donnamartin> please whack santa
[22:43] <dan2> "He's owns the whole upper east pole"
[22:43] <autarch> who da fuck is dis guy?
[22:43] <bob511> I don't think the Italian mafia was particularly known for its white balance, though.
[22:43] <jca> how are ppl in the mob so awkward
[22:43] <AnimeFilm> its just physically bothering my eyes :(
[22:43] <LowercaseTea> "why the fuck would we need flood lights. We've got lights right in the scene"
[22:43] <catullus> This movie took place perpetually at like 8pm in summer
[22:44] <catullus> except when the genius died
[22:44] <donnamartin> lol cat
[22:44] <catullus> santa looks so out of place
[22:44] <jca> i fucking love this directing
[22:44] <donnamartin> oh tone change
[22:44] <Trebbers> They were a little confused on when the golden hour is
[22:44] <sideshowraheem> santa is just a real mall santa they grabbed
[22:44] <dan2> START SPREADIN THE NEWS
[22:44] <catullus> hes like shoved in a corner hoping everyone forgets him
[22:44] <jca> itchy zoom finger
[22:45] <catullus> Music is legally distinct from sinatra
[22:45] <autarch> tommy balotti
[22:45] <Trebbers> "Tommy Bahama is making his move!"
[22:45] <sideshowraheem> build the wall, merry christmas, the media is bad
[22:45] <donnamartin> no, i don't know what youre saying
[22:45] <catullus> Its 2pm outside and 10pm inside this car
[22:46] <donnamartin> it's to hide travolta's face
[22:46] <autarch> what the fuck are they talking about
[22:46] <donnamartin> hey-o!
[22:46] <ratti> god only knows
[22:46] <catullus> portugal and guatemala are always confused for one another
[22:46] <Trebbers> this is some Partners level shit
[22:46] <jca> this driver goes crazy for dick jokes
[22:46] <sideshowraheem> "I wouldn't fuck her with your prick, which I assume has hair on it"
[22:46] <dan2> just bustin some bawls!
[22:46] <donnamartin> gotti didn't get straight As
[22:46] <donnamartin> just the dead kid
[22:46] <catullus> everything is a cock joke
[22:47] <autarch> jesus
[22:47] <ratti> did someone get stabbed
[22:47] <catullus> Toxic Masculinity, the Movie
[22:47] <johnnyblast> and that's why you never ever ask somebody to get their fuckin shinebox
[22:47] <donnamartin> love a good mob brawl
[22:47] <LowercaseTea> You can tell from the generic knife sound
[22:47] <autarch> it doesn't make that sound when you stomp on someone
[22:47] <LowercaseTea> This is Axe Body Spray the Movie
[22:48] <donnamartin> why do'nt you get ya shinebox
[22:48] <jca> man
[22:48] <autarch> lol
[22:48] <catullus> now hes gunna get it
[22:48] <johnnyblast> i cannot believe they actually did a shot for shot remake of like the most famous

fucking scene in goodfellas
[22:48] <Trebbers> hahahahaha
[22:48] <autarch> jesus
[22:48] <autarch> you cocksuckahs
[22:48] <bob511> Walks into a barbershop, says, "Give me the Woody Woodpecker."
[22:48] <shalabi> woke gotti
[22:48] <catullus> HES GOT A GREAT FUTURE
[22:48] <@Ampersand_> lol bob
[22:48] <RIXX_> very close to tim and eric skit
[22:48] <jca> i feel like there should be a right/left hair part rock music image for the son's slicked

back/straight hair
[22:48] <lhs> someone got impaled on his haircut
[22:48] <Trebbers> gradgiate
[22:48] <autarch> that's why he's not a rocket scientist
[22:49] <autarch> holy shit i love this character
[22:49] <autarch> who is this fat guy?
[22:49] <autarch> is that kyle gas?
[22:49] <catullus> how could he kill someone with that much product in his air
[22:49] <catullus> hair
[22:49] <@Ampersand_> fuckin ants?
[22:49] <catullus> fuckin ang
[22:49] <jca> *waves arms*
[22:49] <dan2> Bad Mountain
[22:49] <donnamartin> woah voice over
[22:50] <lhs> i see they recorded these voiceovers 5 minutes after waking up travolta
[22:50] <donnamartin> bad dub alert
[22:50] <AnimeFilm> he acts with his arms
[22:50] <RIXX_> sounds like john c reilly
[22:50] <@Ampersand_> "the family recipe is on those tapes!"
[22:50] <autarch> kind of picking up a southern accent
[22:50] <ratti> thats all this guy ever says
[22:50] <ratti> BOSS IS THE BOSS IS THE BOSS
[22:50] <ratti> THE BOSS IS A BOSS AND THE BOSS
[22:50] <AnimeFilm> i can hear his teeth whistle wtf
[22:50] <catullus> we're fuuuuuucked
[22:50] <autarch> is it jeff garlin?
[22:51] <donnamartin> i 12 % follow the plot
[22:51] <jca> sorry i think i asked this already but wtf is going on
[22:51] <catullus> the editing of this movie is insane
[22:51] <sideshowraheem> there is no plot I think, it's just a bunch of scenes pasted together
[22:51] <catullus> I have no idea what year this is
[22:51] <jca> best exit ever
[22:51] <Trebbers> So odd they felt the need for a framing device
[22:51] <autarch> simply not italian enough. he gone.
[22:51] <ratti> its very experimental narratively speaking
[22:51] <donnamartin> sepia tone year
[22:51] <catullus> you cant use either travoltas face or the furniture to determine it
[22:52] <catullus> the hair says its not present day
[22:52] <AnimeFilm> this movie is all the conversations between the scenes where plot took place
[22:52] <@Ampersand_> maybe this movie is flashing before his eyes as he dies from titchin cancer
[22:52] <Trebbers> hahah
[22:52] <donnamartin> i'm 99% convinced this movie is lit so poorly b/c of travolta's face
[22:52] <jca> schraders gotta update his tarkovsky ring diagram
[22:52] <sideshowraheem> if the Sopranos taught me anything it's mob guys love getting cancer
[22:52] <catullus> Its amazing at how fucking dark it is
[22:52] <autarch> newman
[22:52] <Trebbers> Saul Porvino
[22:52] <AnimeFilm> what happened to his face?
[22:53] <catullus> its melting
[22:53] <catullus> what a world
[22:53] <jca> everyones face is cg'd in this
[22:53] <autarch> would hate to lick any of these guys on the skin
[22:53] <Trebbers> Speak up motherfucker
[22:53] <donnamartin> why are we lickin people's skin
[22:53] <catullus> youd get high like when u lick a toad
[22:53] <catullus> i like how you can hear the barstool creak
[22:54] <donnamartin> oh i see
[22:54] <autarch> those are farts
[22:54] <catullus> most directors would remove that but not this guy
[22:54] <Trebbers> hasdhadfsh
[22:54] <autarch> jackaloni
[22:54] <Trebbers> Jackaloni
[22:54] <jca> haha
[22:54] <ratti> miss jackaloney
[22:54] <autarch> holy shit
[22:54] <donnamartin> the jacket is brigher than his face
[22:54] <@Ampersand_> too much
[22:54] <nautical> what the hell
[22:54] <sideshowraheem> is this flashback?
[22:54] <@Ampersand_> too handsome to live
[22:54] <catullus> turtleneck cover up
[22:54] <sideshowraheem> or a flashforward?
[22:54] <ratti> wow
[22:54] <nautical> the red + blue contrast
[22:54] <ratti> WOW
[22:54] <ratti> HUGE TWIST
[22:54] <nautical> "FUGGETABOUTIT"
[22:54] <AnimeFilm> his duckface is an intimidation tactic
[22:54] <lhs> if the scrambled chronology is trying to hide how much this sucks, well
[22:55] <shalabi> LOL
[22:55] <lhs> it's not workng
[22:55] <catullus> ill fuckin kill u is a great thing to say to a prosecutor
[22:55] <donnamartin> um would this be a good legal move?
[22:55] <ratti> yousa rat????
[22:55] <ratti> a FUGGIN RAT
[22:55] <Trebbers> Can I get a pass
[22:55] <jca> was that...his lawyer
[22:55] <catullus> Thats the imma murder u face
[22:55] <jca> oh shit
[22:55] <sideshowraheem> "for this role we're gonna need a less attractive billy crystal"
[22:55] <ratti> thats the line of the movie
[22:55] <lhs> swort on your kid's grave
[22:55] <donnamartin> i think it was the prospecuter?
[22:55] <shalabi> i'm contemplatin OVAHERE
[22:55] <autarch> jackaloni dropped a bomb\
[22:55] <AnimeFilm> whats a king to a god
[22:55] <catullus> wait what other storu
[22:56] <catullus> This whole movie is not telling the story they are telling
[22:56] <catullus> its mind blowing
[22:56] <jca> suns out guns out babyyyyy
[22:56] <lhs> it's da fourt
[22:56] <nautical> wid interest
[22:56] <Trebbers> file footage
[22:56] <sideshowraheem> they only had the budget for 105 minutes of conversations and 5 minutes of kid

death
[22:56] <autarch> is gotti supposed to be the good guy?
[22:57] <LowercaseTea> The fireworks look like they were taped on vhs
[22:57] <autarch> this movie is so fucked up
[22:57] <nautical> he's just a guy
[22:57] <catullus> hes a fuggin guy
[22:57] <jca> loool
[22:57] <AnimeFilm> hes the peoples hero
[22:57] <AnimeFilm> of jersey
[22:57] <jca> ]taste this gristle
[22:57] <sideshowraheem> Gotti jr. has to be some producer's kid
[22:57] <@Ampersand_> "it's me, ya wife"
[22:57] <donnamartin> ya have tits
[22:57] <autarch> whoawhoawhoa IS DAT YOU? WOWZA!
[22:57] <catullus> "you walked over"
[22:57] <donnamartin> arruuuuga
[22:57] <catullus> smooth move
[22:57] <catullus> SHES NOT 16
[22:58] <AnimeFilm> yikes
[22:58] <catullus> She looks 45 wtf
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> "oh, ya hair had me thinkin you was middle aged"
[22:58] <nautical> hair
[22:58] <autarch> marisa tomei in my cousin vinny
[22:58] <ratti> joey rugs daughter
[22:58] <catullus> at least 30 years in hair
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> what the hell is that tie
[22:58] <catullus> shut your mouth marisa tomei in mcv is a GODDESS
[22:58] <ratti> are those oysters on the tie
[22:58] <lhs> old men bickering: the movie
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> maybe its Grumpy Cat?
[22:58] <donnamartin> oyster tie i would support
[22:58] <autarch> yeah, I agree marisa tomei was flawless
[22:59] <nautical> penguin tie
[22:59] <AnimeFilm> man his accent is breaking up a bit
[22:59] <catullus> A conversation in sighs
[22:59] <dan2> he's right though, you can't take a Oujia
[22:59] <catullus> well dont say that buddy
[22:59] <ratti> this movie is like one of tony soprano's long, raspy inhales
[22:59] <jca> 10 cuts at least
[22:59] <lhs> they're going to run out of filter colors soon
[22:59] <catullus> wait what
[23:00] <bob511> Stacy Keach seems like a good death pool pick, actually.
[23:00] <AnimeFilm> puncha funk kids friggin around on poker game
[23:00] <catullus> there are so many random scenes like what is this
[23:00] <nautical> Traffic looked like this.
[23:00] <Trebbers> They followed up on that guy after we stopped caring
[23:00] <@Ampersand_> i honestly thought he had, bob
[23:00] <@Ampersand_> he seems spry enough here
[23:00] <bob511> I had to check first, too.
[23:00] <lhs> joe piney and the fresh-scent gang
[23:00] <ratti> lol he just dies?
[23:00] <donnamartin> oh fuck there goes the only good actor
[23:00] <catullus> Travolta looks like hes making an asshole pucker face
[23:00] <sideshowraheem> RIP to the only halfway decent performance in this movie
[23:00] <catullus> how does the son manage to increase the grease in his hair in every scene
[23:01] <catullus> soon hes just going to tape a tub of hair gel to his head
[23:01] <ratti> look at that wig
[23:01] <autarch> who da fuck are you?
[23:01] <donnamartin> he adds grease for every year he ages
[23:01] <Trebbers> Seems like he could have waited a minute
[23:01] <catullus> why is this funeral at 8pm in the summer
[23:01] <dan2> *mourners throw marinara sauce into open grave*
[23:02] <AnimeFilm> that guys looks like a skull
[23:02] <jca> lol
[23:02] <ratti> lol dan
[23:02] <dan2> need the Chi-ku
[23:02] <ratti> an italian chef comes over with a giant pepper grinder and stands over the coffin
[23:02] <johnnyblast> tonight, dear friend, you sleep with the feast of the seven fishes
[23:02] <Trebbers> Still don't understand what's happening, movie
[23:02] <sideshowraheem> great another conversation about characters who we don't know
[23:02] <catullus> travolta doing the asshole pucker so well now
[23:02] <donnamartin> this movie had a $10M budget. $8M was bronzer
[23:02] <jca> found a new ringtone
[23:02] <Trebbers> Basuchi
[23:02] <AnimeFilm> im pretty confident the script wouldnt even make sense if we read it
[23:03] <nautical> chin
[23:03] <jca> same shot reversed, very sick
[23:03] <autarch> chin
[23:03] <autarch> makes me think of mr potatochin
[23:03] <johnnyblast> yessssssssssss
[23:03] <@Ampersand_> looool
[23:03] <dan2> EHH
[23:03] <donnamartin> oh thank god he clarified
[23:03] <lhs> the only way to take out the chin is to become the chin
[23:03] <sideshowraheem> Travalto does not want this much attention being brought to chins
[23:03] <autarch> those are the 5 boroughs
[23:03] <donnamartin> this movie needs more dialogue!
[23:03] <Trebbers> Thank god we know what they are now
[23:03] <nautical> green
[23:03] <nautical> blue
[23:03] <autarch> thank you for telling me what the boroughs are
[23:03] <catullus> each of travoltas chins were paid seperately
[23:03] <nautical> yellow
[23:03] <ratti> his accent is getting more insane
[23:04] <Trebbers> lacozanozaa
[23:04] <dan2> he's trying to make Cosa Nostra into a single sylable
[23:04] <donnamartin> i hope this movie ends with travolta giving himself a pep talk in the mirrow,

whipping his dick out
[23:04] <catullus> NOW its 85
[23:04] <autarch> 1985
[23:04] <catullus> how did like 40 years happen and we had no time markers??
[23:04] <catullus> like
[23:04] <nautical> 85 is white
[23:04] <catullus> tf is this movie
[23:04] <donnamartin> the time markers are the filters, duh
[23:04] <autarch> music
[23:04] <AnimeFilm> its a heist movie on a skyscraper  it seems
[23:04] <catullus> I have no idea who is even in this scene
[23:04] <autarch> DUNNNNNN
[23:04] <Trebbers> Brannng
[23:05] <autarch> nananannananananna
[23:05] <nautical> the beat sounded like cards on a bike wheel
[23:05] <autarch> bmmmmm
[23:05] <catullus> like there are 5 people and you cant see a single face
[23:05] <donnamartin> is the mob in the habit of giving away the goose like this?
[23:05] <sideshowraheem> name more new york streets!
[23:05] <autarch> nannananananananana
[23:05] <jca> we're gonna go there at 10
[23:05] <catullus> BAZANG
[23:05] <autarch> pshhhh
[23:05] <Trebbers> It's like they are trying in this section
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[23:05] <nautical> PITSburgh steelers
[23:05] <autarch> bonnngggg
[23:05] <AnimeFilm> maybe the camera man was wearing sunglasses at night like the actors
[23:05] <autarch> babonnggg
[23:06] <autarch> DUNNNN
[23:06] <catullus> all the actors are in witness protection
[23:06] <jca> dink a dink a dink
[23:06] <catullus> thats why we cant see their fucking faces
[23:06] <dan2> so is this the part where they finally whack Santa for stealing Gotti's chair?
[23:06] <autarch> hey it's cam from modern family
[23:06] <lhs> i got ya present right heah
[23:06] <autarch> kill him and then run away
[23:06] <catullus> FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
[23:06] <donnamartin> merry christmas ya filthy animal
[23:07] <donnamartin> aha cat
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[23:07] <catullus> yea hes def not making dinner now
[23:07] <catullus> Missed a perfect opportunity for gotti to spit out the window at the body
[23:07] <sideshowraheem> "they even killed his damn toupee"
[23:07] <nautical> high five
[23:07] <ratti> finally his full name
[23:07] <AnimeFilm> we barely even saw who that character was
[23:08] <donnamartin> oh thank you mr. reporter
[23:08] <catullus> Why he was killed?  Hes a mobster ya dumbshits
[23:08] <autarch> paul "big paul"
[23:08] <sideshowraheem> Pal "Big Paul"
[23:08] <sideshowraheem> dammit
[23:08] <catullus> OMG MORE GREASE\
[23:08] <bob511> Paul "Big Pall"
[23:08] <dan2> "He is survived by his sons Medium Paul and Small Paul"
[23:08] <autarch> did the kid get more italian?
[23:08] <bob511> He's very unhealthy-looking.
[23:08] <catullus> omg dan
[23:08] <ratti> great joke
[23:08] <sideshowraheem> what
[23:08] <autarch> he's retelling the latest bond film
[23:08] <AnimeFilm> hyuk hyuk hyuk
[23:09] <catullus> you can see everyones face but travoltas olol
[23:09] <nautical> dan wooo
[23:09] <donnamartin> music is killing me
[23:09] <nautical> good goof
[23:09] <catullus> very dipolmatic
[23:09] <donnamartin> slow claps
[23:09] <catullus> wait
[23:09] <catullus> they didnt vote
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[23:09] <@Ampersand_> the motion has been oceaned
[23:09] <shalabi> annnnnnnd slow clap to a don
[23:09] <donnamartin> was this a quorum?
[23:09] <Trebbers> He doesn't even have a seat, how can he second that shit
[23:09] <dan2> SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!
[23:09] <catullus> THIS IS NOT PROPER PARLIAMENTARY PROCEDURE
[23:10] <autarch> we got gin and tonics!
[23:10] <lhs> now how abouts some fuckin breadsticks
[23:10] <sideshowraheem> someone in the back whips out robert's rules of order
[23:10] <autarch> this is like revolutionary war marching music
[23:10] <donnamartin> fuck now i want bread sticks
[23:10] <AnimeFilm> mob rules you can only talk 4 inches apart
[23:10] <shalabi> soup and breadsticks for life
[23:10] <autarch> he sounds like a coach giving a post game interview
[23:10] <catullus> we had lasagne for dinner
[23:11] <catullus> feels appropriate
[23:11] <sideshowraheem> oh wow what a great guy
[23:11] <donnamartin> wait they're gonna murder a wido?
[23:11] <catullus> YESSS
[23:11] <dan2> Batman?
[23:11] <shalabi> lol
[23:11] <bob511> That is absolutely a bed bug on his tie.
[23:11] <catullus> THE MUSICCCCC
[23:11] <shalabi> dying
[23:11] <nautical> WHAT
[23:11] <catullus> fuck yes
[23:11] <lhs> they remixed the movie
[23:11] <autarch> rap by will smith
[23:11] <dan2> Batman is the head of the Gambino crime family??
[23:11] <nautical> was that a real dead body
[23:11] <AnimeFilm> gotti (beat remix)
[23:12] <autarch> put your glass on my vagine?
[23:12] <catullus> HES DA HEAD HONCHO
[23:12] <donnamartin> oh my god
[23:12] <dan2> *BLAM*
[23:12] <nautical> oh my god.
[23:12] <catullus> that was the best montage ever
[23:12] <AnimeFilm> wow
[23:12] <shalabi> non-goodfellas
[23:12] <autarch> that guy's high pitched giggle
[23:12] <donnamartin> is he gonna shoot spider?
[23:12] <shalabi> fellas of non-good stature
[23:12] <AnimeFilm> they really nailed the italian with the goodfellas line
[23:13] <nautical> the rack focuses
[23:13] <nautical> are a mess
[23:13] <bob511> Gotti only knows two Scorsese movies.
[23:13] <catullus> wow, thats quite the code
[23:13] <donnamartin> fuck you spider
[23:13] <Trebbers> Big on family values
[23:13] <catullus> HES GOT RESPECT FOR THE WIVES OK
[23:13] <nautical> mai waife
[23:13] <bob511> Whoa, those two are still walking.
[23:13] <johnnyblast> listen john gotti is just a humble family man
[23:13] <shalabi> femingotti
[23:14] <autarch> not johnny cash
[23:14] <autarch> hahahah
[23:14] <AnimeFilm> the audio mix is atrocious
[23:14] <catullus> Legally distinct from Johnny Cash
[23:14] <shalabi> glad i'm watching this on a laptop so i don't have to constantly turn it down
[23:15] <donnamartin> those guys must be sweatin out their leather asses
[23:15] <sideshowraheem> wait I thought he was in the car
[23:15] <nautical> yeah he was gone.
[23:15] <catullus> GAS PIPE CASSO
[23:15] <AnimeFilm> chin, gas pipe, pesgucci... the names
[23:16] <catullus> why is he suddenly voice overing
[23:16] <dan2> EY COP
[23:16] <nautical> shot him in the butt
[23:16] <nautical> mama mia.
[23:16] <catullus> how u do gas pipe like dat
[23:16] <shalabi> not gas pipe, not now
[23:16] <dan2> the pipe just burst
[23:16] <catullus> thats a spicy meatball
[23:16] <nautical> shot him right in the gas pipe.
[23:16] <nautical> (his butt)
[23:16] <shalabi> G for .....gonni?
[23:16] <AnimeFilm> that comedic music note, wtf
[23:17] <Trebbers> Who the fuck is this
[23:17] <AnimeFilm> rocky but skinny
[23:17] <nautical> lookin like a stromboli
[23:17] <bob511> Gas Pipe's right at home in the boiler room.
[23:17] <Trebbers> uh
[23:17] <donnamartin> he just ... shot his dick off?
[23:17] <donnamartin> right in the meatballs
[23:17] <catullus> some good dudes right here
[23:18] <autarch> joe paterno
[23:18] <nautical> is that john mayer?
[23:18] <AnimeFilm> thats a spicy meatball *licks lips*
[23:18] <catullus> he def said joe paterno
[23:18] <autarch> these guys are assholes
[23:18] <catullus> He likes tossed salad
[23:18] <nautical> there it is.
[23:18] <autarch> you can't deny that angelo has been asking about it for a long time
[23:18] <donnamartin> that's not what off the record is
[23:18] <nautical> little chat trivia: caesar salad originated in mexico
[23:19] <Trebbers> "No let ME tell YOU somethin"
[23:19] <autarch> warhorse, now on blu-ray
[23:19] <AnimeFilm> so hes in jail?
[23:19] <ratti> oh god the chin
[23:19] <catullus> where did the glasses come from
[23:19] <autarch> chin cancer
[23:19] <autarch> stage 4
[23:19] <bob511> "But this movie is just too much, John."
[23:19] <@Ampersand_> it looks like a rock formation
[23:20] <lhs> probably lenscrafters
[23:20] <donnamartin> are glasses supposed to make jr look older?
[23:20] <catullus> My dooty and manhood
[23:20] <Trebbers> hoit
[23:20] <nautical> doodie
[23:20] <dan2> he looks like the rock monster from Neverending Story
[23:20] <ratti> lil nugget of mob wisdom
[23:20] <catullus> fuuuuck
[23:20] <catullus> he does
[23:20] <catullus> I love the italian flag in the back
[23:20] <catullus> in case we forgot
[23:20] <ratti> its so perfect that this was directed by E from entourage
[23:20] <nautical> yeah set design is on point
[23:20] <autarch> this guy was not worth making a movie about
[23:21] <nautical> lived a very confusing life.
[23:21] <catullus> NO NO NO
[23:21] <AnimeFilm> pretty sure entire movie was shot in a single warehouse
[23:21] <sideshowraheem> an italian flag in every room, they're like a smoke detector at a mob hideout
[23:21] <catullus> I like how this was the cut of the film that the director is like YES
[23:21] <autarch> ratbags, I came so close to making an entourage joke earlier
[23:21] <donnamartin> what does taht mean?
[23:21] <autarch> was it actually directed by e?
[23:21] <ratti> yes
[23:21] <Trebbers> yeah boy
[23:21] <nautical> can you imagine the rough cuts
[23:22] <catullus> I imagine there is an even less coherent version out there
[23:22] <AnimeFilm> hes wearing a kramer outfi
[23:22] <AnimeFilm> outfit
[23:22] <lhs> imagine how this scene smells
[23:22] <autarch> haha
[23:22] <Trebbers> Cuts as rough as John Gotti's chin
[23:22] <donnamartin> so has he been excommunicated?
[23:22] <catullus> o no he gon get ittttt
[23:22] <Trebbers> *squeak squeak8
[23:22] <nautical> i don't know what's going on at all to be completely honest
[23:22] <autarch> that's what I was saying, about the smells, when I said I wouldn't want to lick any of

these dudes skin
[23:23] <catullus> we already established that wuld get u high afffff
[23:23] <Trebbers> Italian Andy Partridge about to cry
[23:23] <AnimeFilm> yeah i wouldnt want to lick gottis chin
[23:23] <autarch> "I got a job with geek squad"
[23:23] <donnamartin> i just don't know why we're licking people at all
[23:23] <catullus> Giotta is VERY PRINCIPLED
[23:23] <catullus> Gotti
[23:23] <catullus> Lol
[23:23] <dan2> 8 Simple Rules for Training my Teenage Mobster
[23:23] <catullus> all italians names are the same so
[23:23] <donnamartin> aha dan
[23:23] <AnimeFilm> Paul Giagotti
[23:24] <nautical> hair
[23:24] <Trebbers> apartta
[23:24] <catullus> Victoria wam bam to the moon
[23:24] <ratti> this movie could use a dose of giamatti
[23:24] <catullus> wait
[23:24] <catullus> what trial is this
[23:24] <catullus> wtf
[23:24] <donnamartin> this movie could use a dose of coherence
[23:24] <Trebbers> who is htat guy
[23:24] <Trebbers> why did he get a zoom
[23:24] <catullus> LIKE WHAT
[23:24] <donnamartin> gotti was always on trial
[23:24] <lhs> the plant on the jury
[23:24] <donnamartin> so i think this is the teflon don thing
[23:24] <Trebbers> ahahh
[23:24] <catullus> Who needs to establish anytghing
[23:24] <autarch> haha
[23:24] <Trebbers> party time!
[23:24] <bob511> "Ayyyyy!"
[23:24] <Trebbers> turd victory
[23:24] <shalabi> you can do that?
[23:24] <autarch> the look on his face
[23:25] <dan2> dying @ turd victory
[23:25] <donnamartin> now, when you buy a lexus....
[23:25] <autarch> is this midi
[23:25] <dan2> lol
[23:25] <bob511> Interlude by Yo Yo Fuggitaboutit Ma
[23:25] <catullus> *Dudes stare at each other* The Movie
[23:25] <donnamartin> aha bob
[23:26] <Trebbers> Pohibited
[23:26] <@Ampersand_> mice, howevah
[23:26] <@Ampersand_> adorable
[23:26] <catullus> Gotta get a hamster insread
[23:26] <donnamartin> i really still wish pitbull was here
[23:26] <shalabi> well that was easy
[23:26] <autarch> oh wait
[23:26] <AnimeFilm> did they say they fuck rats?
[23:26] <autarch> it's john candy
[23:26] <autarch> the fat guy is john candy I think
[23:27] <autarch> I mean john goodman
[23:27] <catullus> hes gunna kiss him
[23:27] <donnamartin> i don't understand his hair
[23:27] <catullus> Like i said more grease more years
[23:27] <shalabi> "lookadis"
[23:27] <autarch> lookadis
[23:27] <AnimeFilm> is it still 1985?
[23:27] <donnamartin> sure
[23:27] <@Ampersand_> it is timeless
[23:27] <autarch> do people like this still exist?
[23:27] <catullus> Who knows
[23:27] <@Ampersand_> Johnny Gotti has become unstuck in time
[23:28] <sideshowraheem> "I get arrested constantly"
[23:28] <Trebbers> Clans?
[23:28] <autarch> holding his fingers like that. it's a marinara
[23:28] <AnimeFilm> The great country of new york
[23:28] <donnamartin> fuck cancer gets everyone
[23:28] <catullus> Angelo, I had to give you cancer
[23:29] <Trebbers> "He gave him cancer"
[23:29] <donnamartin> wow, this is some real victim blaming
[23:29] <Trebbers> gahadfhfhfhdfsahdfshdf
[23:29] <sideshowraheem> he died of a broken heart because he couldn't hang out in a shitty wood panel

basement and shoot guys
[23:29] <donnamartin> do they just think everyone is cancer/
[23:29] <donnamartin> ?*
[23:29] <catullus> this movie sure is a cancer
[23:29] <autarch> ham pick
[23:29] <@Ampersand_> gonna henpeck yr crew
[23:29] <bob511> Donny "Cancer" Cansoloni.
[23:29] <catullus> we all will die a year from now bc travolta gave us chin cancer
[23:30] <@Ampersand_> siiiiing
[23:30] <autarch> dats da sintatra shit i was tellin ya about
[23:30] <@Ampersand_> weird ass song
[23:30] <nautical> hair
[23:30] <sideshowraheem> Frank D'Angelo thinks this is amateur hour because Travolta isn't signing himself
[23:30] <donnamartin> what's that guys name, frank antenello?
[23:30] <AnimeFilm> travolta looks like a d grade ray wise
[23:30] <donnamartin> yes, raheem
[23:31] <ratti> this is the most famous song by John Sinatra
[23:31] <catullus> Legally Distinct From Sinatra take 2
[23:31] <donnamartin> fuck he's marrying jordy?
[23:31] <autarch> chinatra
[23:31] <nautical> bride of frankenstini
[23:31] <catullus> BUT SHES 16!!
[23:31] <autarch> "my little fuckin pal, hey?"
[23:31] <@Ampersand_> New Daddy's Here?
[23:31] <catullus> are they jumping into their 1st dance?
[23:31] <catullus> Jesus
[23:32] <autarch> there's a new daddy in town
[23:32] <donnamartin> ew
[23:32] <AnimeFilm> they need more friggen geniuses for the family
[23:32] <ratti> next hes going to sing
[23:32] <catullus> Who is your daddy and what does he do
[23:32] <ratti> NEWARK NEWARK
[23:32] <autarch> thumbs up
[23:32] <catullus> The black is the best scene in this movie
[23:32] <autarch> da slife of ours
[23:33] <sideshowraheem> wow this Gotti seems like a huge moron
[23:33] <ratti> all i want is a sammich
[23:33] <catullus> Dese are my wishes.  I also want a pony
[23:33] <shalabi> we gotti'm
[23:33] <autarch> this is so not fair
[23:33] <autarch> gotti deserves better
[23:34] <autarch> greasin' in the clink
[23:34] <catullus> I only killed a lot of ppl and also am a total dickhead who cant find my light
[23:34] <nautical> "sammy... SAMMY"
[23:35] <catullus> 50 dollars!!
[23:35] <autarch> god, can you believe how unfair it is? sammy is such a rat. Gotti killed those people

fair and square.
[23:35] <shalabi> heeyuck
[23:35] <autarch> hehehe
[23:35] <nautical> borat.
[23:35] <johnnyblast> ahahaha how is that real footage
[23:35] <Trebbers> "Hello darkness"
[23:35] <donnamartin> that guys was so excited for the velcro guy
[23:35] <AnimeFilm> jumps in airs and clacks heels, spinning shirt in the air "gotteem''
[23:35] <catullus> HES A WINNER JUST ASK TRUMP
[23:35] <bob511> How did they not have Kevin Connolly file footage there?
[23:35] <donnamartin> ... they rioted for a mokb boss?
[23:36] <dan2> I wonder if all these newsreel chuds got paychecks off of this
[23:36] <shalabi> Trump would have pardoned for sure
[23:36] <@Ampersand_> Eddie Lemur?
[23:36] <autarch> he was a good guy
[23:36] <@Ampersand_> i bet they all followed him to the grave
[23:36] <bob511> His son's goomba?
[23:36] <autarch> bobby boriello
[23:36] <Trebbers> What a death
[23:36] <nautical> AHHHH
[23:36] <nautical> lol that kid
[23:36] <donnamartin> didn't want to pay metallica huh?
[23:36] <catullus> Wow in front of the kid thats cold
[23:36] <autarch> great death
[23:36] <nautical> yeah this is stock music for sure
[23:36] <dan2> sis *BOOM* botta
[23:36] <catullus> They didnt want to pay anyone
[23:36] <catullus> This is the most hilarious soundtrack
[23:37] <@Ampersand_> like fada, like sahn
[23:37] <autarch> ah sahn is a tahget
[23:37] <catullus> OMG THE YELLING ON THE PHONE
[23:37] <AnimeFilm> the pay pah
[23:37] <nautical>  taaahget
[23:37] <nautical> his hair looks great.
[23:37] <@Ampersand_> you slaughter me in bed???
[23:37] <autarch> what world u talkin about?
[23:37] <donnamartin> oh swearing in bed means no take backsies
[23:37] <autarch> shaht da fahk ahp
[23:37] <dan2> deez fuckin brawds
[23:37] <ratti> so many classic new yahk shots
[23:37] <donnamartin> get back here i love you bitch!
[23:37] <shalabi> wheryuguing
[23:38] <johnnyblast> aaaaand nothing else mattaaahhhhsss
[23:38] <Trebbers> exactly
[23:38] <nautical> someone got paid for this song
[23:38] <nautical> that was sitting in a library
[23:38] <nautical> for decades.
[23:38] <dan2> background music is knockoff Black Ablum-era Metallica
[23:39] <sideshowraheem> nevah cared for what they doooo
[23:39] <dan2> yess
[23:39] <@Ampersand_> get yr chin on straight
[23:39] <nautical> lol
[23:39] <catullus> gotti takes a leak
[23:39] <autarch> guitar center sessions
[23:39] <catullus> THE WATER HERE SUCKS
[23:39] <AnimeFilm> lol
[23:39] <Trebbers> Gotti stay hydraded
[23:39] <catullus> PRISON IS A NIGHTMARE
[23:39] <dan2> I wanna see how the "What they did was very unfair!" guy feels about all this
[23:40] <AnimeFilm> they gave him plastic cups cause he kept smashing stuff
[23:40] <nautical> how long is this song
[23:40] <catullus> 14 years
[23:40] <Trebbers> Why does the son live in a nicer house than dad
[23:40] <autarch> wait, he's their dad? he's like 19
[23:40] <dan2> but I KNO-OOO-WWWWWWWW
[23:40] <catullus> Hes 19 or 35
[23:40] <nautical> what year is this
[23:40] <autarch> because the's the new daddy, Trebbers
[23:40] <donnamartin> way chiller than id' think you'd be
[23:40] <AnimeFilm> face is 15 body is 30
[23:40] <ratti> you still have to knock
[23:41] <catullus> They didint even try knocking
[23:41] <autarch> body is 69 imo
[23:41] <catullus> yeah it is heeeeyo
[23:41] <Trebbers> Didn't expect to heard 'daddy' so much in this
[23:41] <catullus> I did ;)
[23:41] <catullus> OGD
[23:41] <catullus> Original Gotti Daddy
[23:41] <lhs> and nothing else is important
[23:41] <autarch> he's reading up on rocket science in prison
[23:41] <catullus> 92 ohhhh
[23:42] <catullus> okay
[23:42] <AnimeFilm> nostrils intensify
[23:42] <nautical> he's at juvi
[23:42] <autarch> even the lawyers are italian
[23:42] <donnamartin> He's gotti get out of here
[23:42] <nautical> he'll be out when he turns 18
[23:42] <ratti> do yourself a favor and google the real junior gotti
[23:43] <nautical> nerd alert
[23:43] <dan2> break their holes??????
[23:43] <catullus> Real gotti jr is Daddy
[23:43] <autarch> lotta tinkin
[23:43] <lhs> i hope he means only 5 minutes left in the movie
[23:43] <nautical> no touching
[23:43] <@Ampersand_> i dun know if i gaht through that thick hair a yours
[23:44] <catullus> Its prison they can touch lol
[23:44] <catullus> Why do i know this
[23:44] <autarch> now give daddy a kiss
[23:44] <catullus> YESS
[23:44] <autarch> there it is
[23:44] <autarch> nanananana
[23:44] <autarch> music
[23:44] <catullus> *labored breathing*
[23:44] <autarch> danananananana
[23:45] <nautical> half turtle neck
[23:45] <nautical> J R GOFT
[23:45] <@Ampersand_> donating his chin to science
[23:45] <nautical> lol
[23:45] <catullus> fuuuuuck
[23:45] <autarch> you tryna fuckin kill me, doc?
[23:45] <@Ampersand_> pfffft
[23:45] <donnamartin> are we supposed to feel he can't speak anymore?
[23:46] <Trebbers> They're going to put that chin in a jar and stick it next to Rasputin's dick
[23:46] <catullus> haha that no no no gesture
[23:46] <AnimeFilm> i still dont know what the hell is going on
[23:46] <catullus> wait didnt peter die
[23:46] <sideshowraheem> being in incredible pain to own the libs
[23:46] <ratti> handheld is a nice touch
[23:46] <catullus> which fuckin kid is this
[23:46] <ratti> the useless one
[23:46] <shalabi> what's with the home video camerawork OVAHERE
[23:47] <catullus> THIS MOVIE MAKES NO SENSE
[23:47] <lhs> my son peter, who i forgot i even had
[23:47] <donnamartin> we adopted peter after frankie died
[23:47] <catullus> This movie is like "Oh and by the way" The Movie
[23:47] <@Ampersand_> his final words were "at least there's still hair on my prick"
[23:47] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:47] <catullus> loool
[23:47] <donnamartin> i hurt myself, today
[23:47] <sideshowraheem> lol amp
[23:47] <shalabi> Wish you were here
[23:47] <shalabi> oh wait
[23:47] <autarch> a very sad day
[23:47] <ratti> omg
[23:47] <dan2> oh my god
[23:47] <ratti> the song
[23:47] <catullus> \FUCKL MEEEE
[23:47] <donnamartin> aha amp
[23:47] <johnnyblast> fucking
[23:47] <johnnyblast> incredible
[23:47] <sideshowraheem> what a soundtrack
[23:47] <catullus> This is the song they pay for
[23:47] <Trebbers> Hell yes public domain
[23:47] <catullus> Im dying
[23:48] <@Ampersand_> ahahahaha
[23:48] <autarch> everyone knows
[23:48] <nautical> joanna newsome
[23:48] <catullus> He killed me
[23:48] <AnimeFilm> the riff is legally different
[23:48] <@Ampersand_> yes he did
[23:48] <@Ampersand_> he literally di
[23:48] <autarch> ditka
[23:48] <@Ampersand_> we saw it
[23:48] <dan2> oh well when you put it like that...
[23:48] <autarch> that was literally mike ditka
[23:48] <@Ampersand_> this is insane
[23:48] <shalabi> white people 7
[23:48] <catullus> gotti da man
[23:48] <sideshowraheem> lol the crime rate started plummetting right after
[23:48] <nautical> maga types
[23:48] <AnimeFilm> kept the neighborhood safe from who? hmm
[23:48] <catullus> wow that poster
[23:48] <donnamartin> i don't feel like i understand this any better
[23:48] <autarch> you heard it here from a 15 year old. John Gotti is the man.
[23:48] <Trebbers> omg
[23:48] <ratti> so we're supposed to take away from this that gotti was good?
[23:49] <dan2> is there a National Gotti Day in this universe?
[23:49] <johnnyblast> in my experience this is how italians on staten island still feel about john gotti

fwiw
[23:49] <catullus> No no no this is all wrong
[23:49] <autarch> how da fuck am i supposed to read dis?
[23:49] <autarch> i'm fuckin illiterate!
[23:49] <shalabi> Donald 'Don 'John' Gotti' Trump
[23:49] <lhs> a hundred more fuckin years of this movie
[23:49] <dan2> "YOU PROMISED ME 95 MORE YEARS AND NOTHING MORE"
[23:49] <nautical> "i can't read"
[23:49] <ratti> his hair grey?
[23:50] <ratti> omg
[23:50] <donnamartin> ah, the old tattle tale defense
[23:50] <dan2> D.A. Don Rickles
[23:50] <ratti> his hair is spray dyed
[23:50] <ratti> grey
[23:50] <AnimeFilm> he still gets hair gel in jail
[23:50] <catullus> yes thats a human right
[23:50] <AnimeFilm> for italians its like water
[23:51] <catullus> HE HAS TO WALK THROUGH WATER
[23:51] <dan2> takin him to Cell Block 99
[23:51] <sideshowraheem> to drain the swamp
[23:51] <dan2> BRING. HIM. BACK.
[23:51] <@Ampersand_> the life of crime, yes
[23:51] <johnnyblast> i cannot believe this is a metaphor for travolta's life
[23:52] <catullus> hes earned it by taking a plea deal duh
[23:52] <sideshowraheem> posthumous voiceover
[23:52] <ratti> junior gotti's kids are in prison iRL
[23:52] <bob511> Wait, is Gotti still narrating?
[23:52] <nautical> post mortem VO
[23:52] <donnamartin> wow
[23:52] <catullus> wait hes narrating from the grave
[23:52] <johnnyblast> holy fucking shit
[23:52] <ratti> wow
[23:52] <sideshowraheem> ahahaha
[23:52] <ratti> this is anti government?
[23:52] <ratti> LMAO
[23:52] <sideshowraheem> what a fucking post script
[23:52] <shalabi> oh no
[23:52] <donnamartin> .........................
[23:52] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:52] <catullus> OHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOODDDDD
[23:52] <shalabi> JESUS CHRIST
[23:52] <johnnyblast> oh my god
[23:52] <autarch> holuy shit
[23:52] <nautical> shut uppppp
[23:52] <Trebbers> Can't believe these animals did him like that
[23:52] <ratti> HOLY SHIT
[23:52] <AnimeFilm> this movie director also made full metal alchemist the movie
[23:52] <sideshowraheem> in.sane.
[23:52] <autarch> HOLY FUCKING SHIT
[23:52] <autarch> HAHAHAHAH
[23:53] <shalabi> incredible
[23:53] <autarch> THAT LAST LINE
[23:53] <dan2> that's amazing
[23:53] <lhs> bad
[23:53] <ratti> that ending was fantastic
[23:53] <nautical> wow this song
[23:53] <autarch> And then the cut to rap music
[23:53] <sideshowraheem> hell yeah classic narration song
[23:53] <donnamartin> the ending was the only good part
[23:53] <autarch> THE SONG
[23:53] <johnnyblast> i feel like i'm dissociating
[23:53] <catullus> That ending has me dying
[23:53] <@Ampersand_> Harvey Winterstein
[23:53] <catullus> Im dead
[23:53] <catullus> so so so dead
[23:53] <catullus> SLAYED FULLY
[23:53] <johnnyblast> thank u pitbull for this credits song
[23:53] <nautical> unreal good
[23:53] <ratti> i cant believe that post script
[23:53] <sideshowraheem> some say the chat died of cancer, I think they died of a broken brain
[23:53] <autarch> Holy shit it's actually pitbull isnt it
[23:53] <donnamartin> ican't beleive anything
[23:53] <dan2> lol raheem
[23:53] <catullus> might be the best 30 seconds of any movie
[23:54] <donnamartin> is anything real?
[23:54] <autarch> The ending was unforgettable
[23:54] <@Ampersand_> now dat's a fuggin moovie
[23:54] <donnamartin> unfuggatable, duh
[23:54] <autarch> I'm still in stitches
[23:54] <ratti> i cant believe they made a movie to defend john gotti
[23:54] <ratti> "look all he did was have conversations!"
[23:54] <AnimeFilm> special thanks to the gotti family
[23:54] <Trebbers> He was just trying to feed his family
[23:54] <catullus> I cant believe moviepass paid for part of this
[23:55] <donnamartin> thanks to goodfellas
[23:55] <Trebbers> Moviepass up for a RICO charge
[23:55] <catullus> Im crying
[23:55] <ratti> kevin connolly is now being surveilled by the fbi
[23:55] <bob511> That would be the least surprising thing, in all serious, Trebek.
[23:55] <ratti> now theyre playing the real tapes
[23:55] <bob511> Er, seriousness.
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[23:55] <catullus> ok back to hanging up my clean laundry
[23:55] <johnnyblast> i'm going to go for a long walk and think about my life
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[23:55] <donnamartin> that was so much worse than i thought it would be
[23:56] <autarch> thank you E from entourage
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[23:56] <catullus> i just watched all the dirty laundry i can handle
[23:56] <donnamartin> thank gotti to moviepass
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Postby Autarch » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:01 am

that was great. can someone upload the last 30 seconds to youtube?
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Postby Darlene » Fri Jul 06, 2018 2:37 am

cant believe i missed this
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Postby wintergreen » Fri Jul 06, 2018 7:40 am

crosspost from the ireland thread:

aububs wrote:michael flatly has written, produced, directed and is starring in a movie. and he put eric roberts in it. this is gonna be the film of the century.

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Postby Ampersand » Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:18 am

:shock:
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Postby aububs » Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:24 am

apparently it's a rip off of Casablanca

it can't fail. I'm so excited for it
no buddy not really
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