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Cloning while they're multiplying
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:56 am

welp, I've said this before, but the next few months of the Shit Flixe calendar sure do look terrifying!
Thanks, everybody, and keep the suggestions coming. (I write them all down, promise.)
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:04 pm

This Thursday, let's inaugurate the summer solstice with a bit of beloosh:

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Postby Ampersand » Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:04 pm

Ampersand wrote:This Thursday, let's inaugurate the summer solstice with a bit of beloosh:

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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:45 am

Tonight, we'll share Grodin's facial expression.
TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS is @ 2200 EDT
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Postby identikit » Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:47 am

oh man, I hope I have insomnia, I need more Belushi in my life. you folks still using the tinychat room for this?
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:29 pm

identikit wrote:oh man, I hope I have insomnia, I need more Belushi in my life. you folks still using the tinychat room for this?


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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:01 pm

TWO HOURS UNTIL WE TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:46 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: Taking Care of Business
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:03 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: Taking Care of Business
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:57 pm

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[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 3
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 2
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 1
[22:13] <dan2_> HERE I AM, TAKING CARE OF BUSINESSSS
[22:13] <impbiznist> aw yeah
[22:13] <sideshowraheem> here we go!
[22:13] <sideshowraheem> GRODIN
[22:14] <sideshowraheem> classic cartoon opening sequence for a live action movie
[22:14] <bob511> Q
[22:15] <_identikit> you guys still doing this every week, same time?
[22:15] <_identikit> I need better plans for insomnia than those that I have
[22:15] <dan2_> twice a week actually
[22:15] <dan2_> too much to cover
[22:15] <_identikit> oh wow, what other day?
[22:15] <dan2_> Sunday
[22:15] <_identikit> nice!
[22:15] <@Ampersand_> this was written by J. J. Abrams, btw
[22:16] <Trebbers> Who ever used the shitty ruler in those books
[22:16] <dan2_> seems to be his first writing job
[22:16] <@Ampersand_> i think they used those to measure their lines of coke
[22:17] <_identikit> fantastic, def. never seen this, I would remember a) that haircut and b) mister beethoven
[22:17] <Trebbers> makes sense
[22:17] <Trebbers> what the hell
[22:17] <dan2_> I would be more excited to write for Grodin than make a new Star Wars, can't lie
[22:17] <@Ampersand_> Grodin looks like he's washing his hair way too frequently
[22:17] <impbiznist> wow
[22:17] <sideshowraheem> Charles Drownin
[22:17] <Trebbers> File of Fucks
[22:17] <dan2_> timeless joke
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> friendliest riot. must be Friday
[22:18] <sideshowraheem> I can't believe Jim Belushi is in a movie where the Chicago Cubs are a plot point
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> FEET FEET FEET
[22:18] <Trebbers> Is this in Scandinavia
[22:18] <dan2_> The Big Tits are looking pretty strong this season, I think they could take it all the way
[22:18] <Trebbers> Hecs in effect
[22:19] <lhs> taking care of prison business
[22:19] <@Ampersand_> taking care of health code violations
[22:20] <impbiznist> oh man is the entire score going to be variations on taking care of business
[22:20] <sideshowraheem> Takin' care of business(phone call instrumental)
[22:21] <dan2_> they're gassin up the jet!
[22:22] <Trebbers> "Something for daddy"
[22:22] <bob511> Sort of a Sad Men premise.
[22:23] <Trebbers> Ponytail is upsetting me
[22:23] <Trebbers> Segal-esque
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> and he's a cook
[22:23] <Trebbers> Seagal
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> and his dreams are Under Siege
[22:24] <impbiznist> is this how things actually work
[22:24] <Trebbers> Did they ever teem up
[22:24] <bob511> Oh, his namebadge actually did say Toolman.
[22:24] <@Ampersand_> YUP
[22:24] <dan2_> Tim the Toolman Jailor
[22:24] <Trebbers> Arr roo
[22:24] <impbiznist> haha
[22:24] <@Ampersand_> hehe
[22:25] <bob511> "Everything is so planned out, even a less-talented brother could handle things."
[22:25] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:26] <Trebbers> Is this made possible by a grant from the Filofax corp
[22:26] <_identikit> did Grodin ever star in a horror flick? he has the right facial expression for some american psycho style movie
[22:26] <lhs> filofax is the most relevant imdb keyword
[22:27] <bob511> Clifford is kind of a horror film, I guess.
[22:27] <Trebbers> say what
[22:27] <dan2_> Idea: Phyllo Fax, where you are able to fax thin sheets of dough across the country
[22:27] <Trebbers> Instead of toner, you refill sprinkles
[22:28] <dan2_> instead of inkjet, theres a honeyjet
[22:29] <lhs> she got her AA in cockblocking
[22:30] <@Ampersand_> was Logan Lucky Soderbergh's admission to being a huge Belushihead?
[22:31] <sideshowraheem> slowed down version
[22:31] <impbiznist> that's some impressive core strength on belush
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> this is a look
[22:32] <sideshowraheem> did they just name this movie this so they could get exclusive rights to the song?
[22:32] <Trebbers> A choice was made there
[22:32] <lhs> it's a look that says "hello fellow kids"
[22:32] <Trebbers> kick butt huh
[22:32] <bob511> Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!
[22:33] <bob511> "I'm talking about, Spencer."
[22:33] <dan2_> the Grodin wind-up is beginning
[22:34] <Trebbers> Oh man, those dialer things
[22:34] <sideshowraheem> I can't believe someone would make a movie where Charles Grodin is frustrated and put upon
[22:34] <impbiznist> whoa was that real
[22:34] <Trebbers> Yeah
[22:34] <dan2_> what percentage of Grodin movies don't involve him getting gradually more tightly wound as the film progesses?
[22:34] <sideshowraheem> 0%
[22:35] <dan2_> I think it's my new project to confim that
[22:35] <bob511> Limo services have a ten-minute rule?
[22:35] <sideshowraheem> I guess the Heartbreak Kid, he gets tightly wound then kinda goes insane and gets looser
[22:36] <impbiznist> was that a threat
[22:36] <dan2_> "I'm FiloFucked"
[22:37] <impbiznist> is every belush role supposed to actually be bill murray
[22:37] <@Ampersand_> "damn that rock's got a bladder!"
[22:37] <Trebbers> what
[22:37] <dan2_> pay smaller bills murray
[22:38] <@Ampersand_> he learned those swim moves from K-9
[22:38] <sideshowraheem> "it has a large dog in it and also martin short dressed like a child"
[22:38] <bob511> Aha
[22:39] <lhs> you'd think the hired car would still be stuck in all that traffic
[22:39] <impbiznist> man the 80s
[22:39] <impbiznist> why would he put those instructions in there
[22:40] <dan2_> "Bank account and Pin Number notes"
[22:40] <_identikit> his secretary did, since he can't tie his shoes without his filofax
[22:40] <Trebbers> This movie is like an early attempt for AI to write comedy.
[22:40] <lhs> 15 minutes later it's full of empty pizza boxes and beer cans
[22:40] <Trebbers> Things have the form of jokes, but aren't funny
[22:41] <dan2_> seems like the sort of place you could make a dead body pose as a living person thru puppetry
[22:41] <lhs> pee wee
[22:41] <@Ampersand_> lol dan
[22:41] <impbiznist> wait is the jail named after him?
[22:41] <lhs> 's play mcmansion
[22:41] <Trebbers> I don't like this shot
[22:42] <Trebbers> Jiggling Jim
[22:42] <dan2_> seems really close to the mansion where Andrew Dice Clay gets killed in Vinyl
[22:42] <dan2_> spoilers
[22:42] <sideshowraheem> dozens of prisoners will be killed and wounded so Jim Belushi can watch the Cubs lose
[22:42] <dan2_> COULD YOU TURN DOWN YOUR RAPS MUSIC SIR?
[22:43] <sideshowraheem> that guys is 87 years old
[22:43] <lhs> and to think that the imdb parent guide claims this has no frightening or intense scenes
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> squish
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> AH
[22:43] <dan2_> every white man's fear is that this will happen to them in the inner city
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> two jump scares in a row
[22:43] <bob511> Saving the teen center requires drastic measures.
[22:43] <sideshowraheem> this should definitely be on there LHS
[22:44] <lhs> stop looking at me, evian
[22:44] <sideshowraheem> Lights Camera Jackson's favourite Dr. Ruth
[22:45] <@Ampersand_> "these are the new victims"
[22:46] <lhs> it's like a toga made out of pogs
[22:46] <dan2_> Grodin goes crust punk
[22:47] <bob511> Wait, they didn't resolve how he figured out what togs are.
[22:47] <@Ampersand_> how do none of these people know that he's the wrong person?
[22:52] <Ampersand_> testing?
[22:52] <impbiznist> hi
[22:52] <lhs> wb
[22:52] <Ampersand_> weird.
[22:52] <Ampersand_> chat stopping updating
[22:53] <Trebbers> good on my end
[22:53] <impbiznist> might have just been hard to make jokes about this
[22:54] <sideshowraheem> the jokes are too good in the movie
[22:54] <dan2_> they just seem to stretch every joke for an extra 15 seconds beyond where it should end
[22:54] <bob511> Just another one of those homeless people pretending to be Spencer Barnes.
[22:54] <dan2_> "I HAVE A POOL?"
[22:54] <sideshowraheem> it did kinda grind to a screeching halt as soon as Belushi left prison
[22:54] <sideshowraheem> even though this is supposed to be the "fun" part
[22:54] <Ampersand_> that bikini is made out of skinned filofaxes. despicable
[22:54] <dan2_> the lesson: keep Jim Belushi in prison forever
[22:55] <dan2_> ho-ly shit @ Grodin's shirt
[22:56] <dan2_> would probably sell for $300 now
[22:56] <_identikit> that thing is glorious+
[22:56] <Trebbers> i think I saw it in a Diiv photo shoot
[22:56] <impbiznist> this is one of those eras where i can't tell if clothes are supposed to look good or tacky
[22:56] <sideshowraheem> 80 meg harddrive? it couldn't even contain this chat
[22:56] <bob511> "UNIX.  I know this."
[22:57] <Trebbers> aha
[22:57] <sideshowraheem> Belushi's mini-ponytail is killing me every time
[22:57] <Ampersand_> lol bob
[22:58] <Ampersand_> imagine what would be unleashed if he untied it
[22:58] <sideshowraheem> it's been at least 25 minutes since someone mentioned the World Series
[22:58] <Ampersand_> "LET ME PROVE YOU WRONG"
[22:58] <Ampersand_> *wolf noises*
[22:59] <impbiznist> did everyone have one of those in 1990
[22:59] <Trebbers> what the fuck
[22:59] <Ampersand_> he is part seal
[22:59] <lhs> call her back on the bananaphone in the kitchen
[23:00] <Trebbers> What the fuck, there are big tvs in that house
[23:00] <Ampersand_> cub club
[23:00] <Trebbers> Oh, to the prison
[23:00] <Trebbers> yuck yuck
[23:01] <sideshowraheem> "god I love running on sand" might be the best line of the movie
[23:02] <impbiznist> was that one of the suit guys
[23:02] <Ampersand_> looking more and more like Seagal
[23:03] <Trebbers> Trying to get bratwurst scent on as many suits as possible
[23:03] <impbiznist> oh man that's who it is
[23:03] <dan2_> I wonder which one played more cops in their career
[23:03] <Ampersand_> he got his fuck in
[23:04] <sideshowraheem> Takin' Care of Business(Dub mix)
[23:04] <Trebbers> Stewart Copeland really earning his money
[23:05] <sideshowraheem> there is no way this pipe will fall down
[23:05] <sideshowraheem> couldn't even get it out in time
[23:05] <lhs> where's the paperboy when you need him
[23:05] <impbiznist> there's not an alarm that goes off at this point?
[23:05] <Trebbers> What the hell is that
[23:06] <bob511> It's a silent alarm, I think?
[23:06] <Trebbers> guess so
[23:06] <Ampersand_> please don't be yourself
[23:06] <impbiznist> withdrawn
[23:07] <bob511> LAPD insists on the element of surprise when murdering burglars.
[23:07] <bob511> Whoa, Beverly and Q.
[23:08] <Trebbers> Wish movie was checking in on the inmates
[23:10] <lhs> they're all dead
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[23:11] <Ampersand_> Eat This
[23:11] <bob511> An hour in, and now the movie starts complaining about its own jokes.
[23:11] <sideshowraheem> produced by High Quality Films
[23:12] <Ampersand_> lock
[23:12] <Ampersand_> him
[23:12] <Ampersand_> up
[23:12] <Trebbers> uh
[23:12] <sideshowraheem> yikes
[23:12] <Trebbers> JJ at his desk with a typewriter, revolver and bottle of brandy
[23:12] <_identikit> is this really the best titty non-joke they got
[23:12] <sideshowraheem> this movie's portrayal of women has been horrific
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[23:13] <bob511> A mistaken identity gag in a role-swap movie?
[23:14] <Ampersand_> maybe it's a mistaken movie
[23:16] <Ampersand_> tfw you're the Beethoeven
[23:17] <sideshowraheem> Pulp Fiction ripped off this scene
[23:17] <Trebbers> stomach turning
[23:17] <Ampersand_> no
[23:17] <Ampersand_> noooo
[23:18] <_identikit> I dont know what you guys have, I'm having a blast
[23:18] <dan2_> Belushi just has us all hot and bothered, that's all
[23:18] <Ampersand_> please no blasts
[23:18] <_identikit> havent seen a proper shit flick in roughly half a year
[23:18] <_identikit> I forgot how entertaining that is
[23:19] <sideshowraheem> snakeskin comforter
[23:19] <Trebbers> What an irresistible piece of ass.
[23:19] <Trebbers> The girl is pretty hot, too.
[23:19] <sideshowraheem> haha treb
[23:19] <sideshowraheem> Grodin-Spencer Film Explosion
[23:20] <Trebbers> waht
[23:20] <Ampersand_> ahhhh
[23:20] <sideshowraheem> naked in a tracksuit
[23:20] <Ampersand_> wrap that hair up
[23:20] <Ampersand_> keep it sanitary
[23:21] <impbiznist> she already fucked in it
[23:21] <_identikit> as if this house wouldn*t have 14 other beds
[23:21] <impbiznist> she's a huge angels fan
[23:21] <impbiznist> i bet
[23:21] <Ampersand_> 14 other babes
[23:22] <Trebbers> The rainy season in LA
[23:22] <Ampersand_> lol
[23:22] <Trebbers> go go go
[23:22] <sideshowraheem> SHANK HIM
[23:22] <Ampersand_> time for a murder
[23:23] <Trebbers> gif
[23:23] <sideshowraheem> Full Grodin
[23:24] <Trebbers> do it
[23:24] <Ampersand_> eat them
[23:24] <sideshowraheem> I hope Belush smashes his face into a fax machine and says "File: Oaf, Fax"
[23:24] <Ampersand_> yesssss
[23:25] <Trebbers> Took acting lessons from Beethoven
[23:25] <Ampersand_> lol
[23:25] <lhs> jaden smith's room
[23:25] <dan2_> he should be keeping the tickets hostage in his mouth this entire time
[23:25] <sideshowraheem> Trump voter
[23:26] <sideshowraheem> yikes
[23:26] <Trebbers> Is that a drawing of that actress
[23:26] <sideshowraheem> this spring get here english muffins
[23:28] <sideshowraheem> I couldn't figure out where I'd seen the one lacky from and he was on Breaking Bad
[23:28] <_identikit> which one
[23:28] <sideshowraheem> the other one has been in a bunc hof shit too
[23:29] <bob511> John de Lancie.
[23:29] <bob511> The one with the hair.
[23:29] <dan2_> the special thanks for this is just going to be Filo Fax in size 400 font
[23:29] <Trebbers> This lady is the problem
[23:30] <bob511> Well, at least she can go back to her gig on the Enterprise D.
[23:30] <_identikit> dang you are good, I would have never remembered
[23:30] <bob511> Pretty sure the crew was sick of that Pulaski woman by this point.
[23:30] <sideshowraheem> I feel like this movie is very specifically on the precipice of the 80s and 90s
[23:31] <Trebbers> It's holding on real hard to the 80s
[23:31] <impbiznist> there is a LOT of movie left
[23:31] <Ampersand_> yeah, distressing
[23:31] <sideshowraheem> Charles Grodin IS Steve Bartman
[23:34] <sideshowraheem> "he loves the Blues Brothers 2000"
[23:35] <impbiznist> this is getting pretty good
[23:35] <sideshowraheem> the fucking pony tail
[23:35] <impbiznist> wait so is belush just buying grodin stuff with his own credit card
[23:35] <impbiznist> and grodin can't think to ask for it back
[23:36] <impbiznist> that kid looked weirdly familiar
[23:36] <sideshowraheem> yeah what else has he bee nin
[23:37] <Trebbers> die die
[23:37] <impbiznist> were the angels actually good at some point
[23:37] <sideshowraheem> oh y god
[23:37] <sideshowraheem> this is so dumb
[23:37] <Ampersand_> there was nothing in the rulebook about an ape catching a homerun
[23:37] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:37] <sideshowraheem> is that Joe Torre?
[23:38] <Ampersand_> that kid is who Alan Grant threatens at the beginning of Jurassic Park
[23:38] <sideshowraheem> thanks amp
[23:38] <sideshowraheem> I feel like someone had him as an avatar
[23:38] <bob511> https://overmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/volunteer-kid-jurassic-park.jpg
[23:38] <bob511> Yeah.
[23:39] <sideshowraheem> Grodin suddenly turned into an audience surrogate
[23:39] <Trebbers> Even by the logic of this movie they should be buddies
[23:39] <Trebbers> shouldn't
[23:40] <Ampersand_> what
[23:40] <dan2_> yipes
[23:40] <sideshowraheem> what the fuck
[23:40] <Ampersand_> two men, one soul
[23:40] <sideshowraheem> his poor wife
[23:40] <sideshowraheem> is he a Grodin or a Showdin
[23:41] <impbiznist> i mean he's gonna have to go back eventually anyway right
[23:41] <Trebbers> How proud was JJ when he came up with this shit
[23:41] <sideshowraheem> this is the laziest fucking bullshit
[23:41] <impbiznist> i forgot for a little while that this movie was called taking care of business
[23:41] <dan2_> false advertising
[23:41] <sideshowraheem> I was going to call the Filo Fax a mcguffin but it's more essential to the plot than that
[23:42] <impbiznist> any true cubs fan would be way more excited about this
[23:43] <Trebbers> 'She'll probably call the cops'
[23:43] <sideshowraheem> goddamn his hair
[23:43] <lhs> In 2011, Belushi announced that he suffered from gout, and became a spokesman for Savient Pharmaceuticals' educational campaign "Check Out Your Gout".
[23:43] <Trebbers> hhaa
[23:43] <lhs> successful formula
[23:43] <Ampersand_> niice
[23:43] <sideshowraheem> good lord
[23:44] <impbiznist> imagine announcing you suffer from gout
[23:44] <sideshowraheem> contracting gout in the 21st century may have put him over the edge for appearing in Twin Peaks season 3
[23:44] <Trebbers> With his appetite for cured meats, it would be more surprising if he didn't have it.
[23:45] <Ampersand_> "i'm sorry. here's a puppy"
[23:45] <Trebbers> what in the world
[23:45] <_identikit> is he gonna marketing-ing him back in
[23:45] <sideshowraheem> Grodin is acting his ass off
[23:46] <impbiznist> of course
[23:46] <Trebbers> FUCKTHIS
[23:46] <sideshowraheem> it must take all his talent to not be red faced screaming his ass off
[23:46] <_identikit> ah come on
[23:46] <_identikit> I thought he would sell him the idea that he let him out for that game
[23:47] <sideshowraheem> Doubt fire is what's gonna happen when the warden puts all the prisons to the torch
[23:48] <Trebbers> aahahh
[23:48] <sideshowraheem> oh god
[23:48] <Ampersand_> oh my
[23:50] <dan2_> Belu...she?
[23:50] <Ampersand_> "he's going to live with us now"
[23:51] <bob511> "I'm sorry.  We ate Mrs. Jimmy."
[23:51] <Ampersand_> lol dan
[23:51] <sideshowraheem> shut it down dan
[23:51] <dan2_> sorry everyone
[23:51] <sideshowraheem> lets go home
[23:52] <sideshowraheem> it is like he's doing a bad bill murray impression
[23:52] <lhs> dave foley's dad
[23:52] <Trebbers> yeah
[23:52] <Ampersand_> doing a bad bill murray impression for his entire life
[23:52] <sideshowraheem> I guess it just don don'd me
[23:52] <bob511> "Also, it's been five minutes."
[23:53] <Trebbers> what
[23:53] <dan2_> so the lesson is crime, dicking people over for your own benefit and lying about it is not only good, but will get you special treatment
[23:53] <Trebbers> Filofax on the roof of car
[23:54] <sideshowraheem> it seems like they forget the baseball element for 20 minute stretches at a time
[23:54] <Ampersand_> and that's how you take care of business
[23:54] <impbiznist> i really thought that was gonna be a super slowed down opening riff of taking care of business
[23:54] <Trebbers> The AI learned about something called a 'callback'
[23:54] <sideshowraheem> here we go
[23:54] <sideshowraheem> GET TO THE WORKIN OVERTIME PART
[23:55] <dan2_> see all they needed to do was loop this for 101 minutes and they would have brought this up to at least passable status
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This Sunday, they're gonna make it rain:

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Postby kayke » Sun Jun 24, 2018 2:24 pm

a film by rob ¢ohen
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Postby loaf angel » Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:13 pm

def in for hurricane
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Two hours until showtime!
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Postby mancubz » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:15 pm

hell yeah storm action movies with terrible acting are my fucking jam
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:49 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: Hurricane Hei$t
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[22:13] <sideshowraheem> rock us like a Heist Amp
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 3
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 2
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 1
[22:14] <dan2_> when the production logo costs more than your whole movie
[22:14] <shalabi> this is slightly big-budget right?
[22:14] <sideshowraheem> well if it's from Entertainment Studious it must be good
[22:14] <sideshowraheem> *Studios
[22:14] <ratbags> do you guys hear that
[22:14] <sideshowraheem> though if it was spelled with a U that would be very funny
[22:14] <Trebbers> Sounds like a lion is rolling in
[22:14] <ratbags> there it is, the hurricane
[22:14] <dan2_> well it seems like they've pooled money from about 12 different studios so yeah
[22:15] <Trebbers> holy fuck this accent
[22:15] <dan2_> if I'm hearing right, he was trying to fly a cat?
[22:15] <sideshowraheem> much like Manhattan in Woody Allen's films the hurricane is a character in this movie
[22:15] <ratbags> this is like the opening of twister
[22:15] <kayke> this kid has the voice and temperament of an old prospector
[22:15] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:16] <@Ampersand_> "lemme at em, lemme at em!!"
[22:16] <ratbags> this seems like a bad plan
[22:16] <Trebbers> "Wait, this is the hurricane's house!"
[22:16] <kayke> always leave the children alone in an emergency situation
[22:16] <shalabi> the hurricane is coming from inside the house!
[22:16] <ratbags> he has too much to prove
[22:16] <ratbags> even to his 8 year old sons
[22:16] <kayke> lol
[22:17] <Trebbers> What the fuck is he even doing
[22:17] <dan2_> now all he needs to do is pull it to the road where it will get blown away 8 seconds later
[22:17] <ratbags> lol
[22:17] <dan2_> oh FUCK
[22:17] <Trebbers> aha
[22:17] <ratbags> holy shit
[22:17] <RIXX_> wow
[22:17] <kayke> papa!
[22:17] <sideshowraheem> that was Happening-esque
[22:17] <ratbags> this movie fucking rules
[22:17] <ratbags> OMG THE SKULL
[22:17] <dan2_> oh my god
[22:17] <Trebbers> ahahhahhahaha
[22:17] <sideshowraheem> ahahahaha
[22:17] <shalabi> WAOH
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> Hurricane Little Boy
[22:18] <RIXX_> is that real
[22:18] <ratbags> THAT WAS SO METAL
[22:18] <Trebbers> Wait, there is a supernatural element
[22:18] <sideshowraheem> it IS really a character
[22:18] <dan2_> "I'll COME BACK FOR YOU"
[22:18] <sideshowraheem> Da Heist Zone
[22:18] <RIXX_> andrew
[22:18] <Trebbers> wait, is this in the geostormverse
[22:18] <dan2_> the boys have grown up now and dedicated themselves to killing wind
[22:18] <ratbags> i hope the thing they;re trying to steal is the hurricane's heart
[22:19] <ratbags> whoa
[22:19] <ratbags> i think he just said my irl name
[22:19] <Trebbers> Waht
[22:19] <bob511> Love that the NWS hurricane center big screen has a chat feed.
[22:19] <ratbags> holy
[22:19] <ratbags> shit
[22:19] <ratbags> he did say my name
[22:19] <ratbags>  Toby Kebbell as Will Rutledge, the meteorologist Leonardo Dickens and Luke Judy as Young Will Rutledge
[22:19] <bob511> Probably just a bunch of racist comments about tornados.
[22:19] <ratbags> my name is literally will rutledge
[22:19] <ratbags> lmao
[22:20] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:20] <RIXX_> i thought your name was will bags
[22:20] <dan2_> congrats on the role
[22:20] <ratbags> this is fucking weird, i'm too stoned for this
[22:20] <RIXX_> thats what i put on all your packages
[22:20] <ratbags> well thats still correct
[22:20] <ratbags> they are my bags
[22:20] <RIXX_> oh true
[22:20] <ratbags> this has never happened to me before
[22:20] <Trebbers> "Dominator's in sync"
[22:20] <bob511> The poster really oversells the size of the location city.
[22:20] <ratbags> my name used in a movie as a character
[22:21] <@Ampersand_> "we're gonna challenge the hurricane to a duel at sundown"
[22:21] <kayke> evacuate all the buildings too
[22:21] <Trebbers> Trying to guess how many of these people are actually southern
[22:21] <RIXX_> what is the good souled natural phenomenon
[22:21] <RIXX_> a waterfall?
[22:22] <ratbags> this movie rules
[22:22] <bob511> Surely Jason Stackhouse is southern?
[22:22] <ratbags> i think its my fave movie cause the main character is named after me
[22:22] <kayke> your name is hurricane?
[22:22] <Trebbers> Oh sweet a minigun
[22:22] <bob511> I mean, Australia is very southern, right?
[22:23] <shalabi> very
[22:23] <ratbags> just bashing suburban vehicles
[22:23] <ratbags> they should not be up there
[22:23] <dan2_> we're up to like 15 characters so far
[22:23] <sideshowraheem> how many people are in this damn movie?
[22:23] <shalabi> i can't believe they're going to steal a hurricane
[22:23] <sideshowraheem> yeah and I have no idea what any of them are doing
[22:23] <shalabi> the perfect crime
[22:24] <Trebbers> So complicated no one could understand it enough to bring carges
[22:24] <ratbags> wait will ruteldge's brother is named BREEZE RUTLEDGE
[22:24] <kayke> step one: drones
[22:24] <ratbags> breeze rutledge
[22:24] <ratbags> holy smokes
[22:24] <bob511> "Heh, yeah, once."
[22:25] <Trebbers> Mames Jarsden
[22:25] <sideshowraheem> welcome back U2? was that a nod to his Irish heritage
[22:25] <dan2_> all yer fancy gadgets ain't nuthin' compared to my sniffer
[22:26] <bob511> Maggie Grace with the improv magic.
[22:26] <dan2_> "Mr President, put down the phone. Someone has smelled a hurricane coming"
[22:26] <shalabi> category 5 exposition going on
[22:26] <Trebbers> "Fell off a building"
[22:27] <Trebbers> iPad budget is insane
[22:27] <dan2_> seems smart to have the keypad be something you can lose or have stolen
[22:27] <ratbags> sasha van dietrich
[22:27] <sideshowraheem> wait who the fuck are these guys
[22:27] <ratbags> thats sasha van dietrich
[22:27] <Trebbers> srsly
[22:28] <sideshowraheem> there are so many characters I don't remember if they've been introduced or not
[22:28] <ratbags> there it is
[22:28] <ratbags> THE SCORE
[22:29] <ratbags> AFTER UTAH, EVERYTHING CHANGED
[22:29] <RIXX_> why are the bills being shredded again? they dont look like they're the old ones
[22:29] <ratbags> its too bad vin diesel couldnt be in this
[22:30] <ratbags> cause they smell
[22:30] <ratbags> and they hate poor people
[22:30] <dan2_> they've been tainted by the skull wind
[22:30] <@Ampersand_> he voices the hurricane, ratbags
[22:30] <RIXX_> lol
[22:30] <ratbags> lol
[22:30] <ratbags> that was his skull
[22:30] <sideshowraheem> Ron Paul became president in this universe so it's part of the Fed's deflation program
[22:30] <ratbags> FEATURING...VIN DIESEL'S SKULL
[22:30] <RIXX_> i learned today that there is a $500, $1k, $5k, $10k, and $100k bill in circulation from 1934
[22:31] <RIXX_> does everyone know that?
[22:31] <RIXX_> it blew my mind
[22:31] <kayke> damn I hate when my money shredder breaks down
[22:31] <shalabi> mint the coin
[22:31] <ratbags> rutledge repairs
[22:31] <ratbags> i have seen the future
[22:31] <ratbags> how is this the first movie to feature my name i've seen in 27 years of life
[22:31] <Trebbers> Wait, was that heist related
[22:32] <sideshowraheem> why is she hiding that?
[22:32] <ratbags> how am i supposed to tell if the hurricane is causing something or its part of the heist
[22:32] <ratbags> what if the twist is that the hurricane steals the money
[22:32] <@Ampersand_> c'mon breeze, time to blow
[22:32] <ratbags> just like it stole will rutledge's father
[22:32] <shalabi> they're stealing a hurricane to steal the money
[22:32] <dan2_> just sucks up 10 billion dollars
[22:32] <dan2_> that would rule
[22:32] <RIXX_> http://firelight-series.wikia.com/wiki/Will
[22:33] <shalabi> hurricanes are death incarnate like we saw earlier
[22:33] <shalabi> and they love money
[22:33] <ratbags> this is like 5000 dollar a month loft in NYC
[22:33] <Trebbers> Jag waaa
[22:33] <dan2_> "Smells WAYYYY worse"
[22:33] <ratbags> this movie is a spiritual successor to POINT BREAK
[22:34] <ratbags> that guy even looks like swayze
[22:34] <bob511> Rob Cohen already remade Point Break, though.
[22:34] <ratbags> whoa
[22:34] <ratbags> thats right
[22:34] <ratbags> but this is giving me bigger vibes
[22:34] <ratbags> like this was a seed in his head the first time he saw point break
[22:34] <@Ampersand_> mancubz has said we should watch the Point Break remake.
[22:34] <bob511> Oh, I didn't mean literally, just F&F.
[22:35] <bob511> But yeah.
[22:35] <sideshowraheem> have we ever done an original and the remake?
[22:35] <ratbags> fast and furious was point break yeah
[22:35] <ratbags> maybe all his movies are point break
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> don't think so, raheem
[22:35] <kayke> they're looking up that van's skirt
[22:35] <ratbags> uh oh
[22:35] <Trebbers> lol tranc
[22:36] <@Ampersand_> hardcore
[22:36] <dan2_> Original Left Behind and Nic Cage Left Behind amp?
[22:36] <ratbags> let the heist begin
[22:36] <@Ampersand_> oh tru. they're such different beasts, i didn't think of them
[22:36] <sideshowraheem> good call Dan I missed Cage Left Behind
[22:36] <ratbags> cant believe they wanna steal all that hipster money
[22:37] <ratbags> the cocaine residue on their collectively is worth more than the amount of money in that room
[22:37] <ratbags> i have no idea how some of these weapons work
[22:38] <dan2_> if you get FWIPP'ed, you're fucked
[22:38] <shalabi> instant traqs are hilarious
[22:38] <sideshowraheem> I think knocking a dude out is still a casualty
[22:38] <Trebbers> So many moles
[22:39] <kayke> never trust someone who wears a prom dress to work
[22:39] <bob511> Oddly, this came out within like a month of that Gerard Butler/50 Cent movie that was also about stealing old money just before the government shredded it.
[22:39] <dan2_> gonna be a close race come oscar season
[22:39] <sideshowraheem> just like Armageddon and Deep Impact
[22:39] <bob511> No extreme weather in that one, though.
[22:39] <bob511> I mean, aside from Butler's whirlwind performance.
[22:40] <sideshowraheem> there must have been an article in the New York Times about shredding old money like 2 years ago
[22:40] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:40] <ratbags> breeze rutledge
[22:40] <shalabi> scuffed Chris Pratt
[22:40] <RIXX_> she sounds like elizabeth holmes
[22:40] <kayke> I'm one of those batmen
[22:40] <dan2_> lol
[22:41] <ratbags> im sensing secrets
[22:42] <Trebbers> ALIENWARE
[22:43] <kayke> they're 23 and me-ing the safe
[22:43] <dan2_> only the truly 1337 hackers have access to that kind of hardware
[22:43] <ratbags> i like that this irish guy is doing his best vin diesel voice
[22:43] <shalabi> use an ipad
[22:43] <ratbags> maybe rob cohen invented the diesel growl
[22:44] <Trebbers> Wait, that's who did this
[22:44] <Trebbers> lololol
[22:45] <dan2_> I honestly thought this was like an Asylum thing
[22:45] <dan2_> but  Budget:$45,000,000 (estimated)
[22:45] <@Ampersand_> do u even rave, Agent?
[22:45] <ratbags>  breeze fuckin rules
[22:46] <Trebbers> Bollocks activated
[22:46] <dan2_> do you think when he leaves places he says "Gotta breeze."
[22:46] <ratbags> i like chubby christian slater on team heist
[22:46] <ratbags> hopefully he pulls off something really complicated and crazy later and says to grace
[22:46] <ratbags> "that was a breeze"
[22:47] <ratbags> its sick that the batmobile is in this
[22:47] <Trebbers> It's public domain now
[22:47] <dan2_> lol
[22:47] <sideshowraheem> the Breezemobile
[22:47] <@Ampersand_> "we've got to go back"... to this island?
[22:47] <ratbags> in my life the rutledge mobile is an old run down dodge
[22:50] <ratbags> i dont turst this sheriff
[22:50] <ratbags> wow
[22:50] <dan2_> you sniffed it out ratbags
[22:51] <sideshowraheem> these fuckin accents
[22:51] <dan2_> the SHREDDA
[22:51] <ratbags> a rutledge can smell corruption on the breeze
[22:51] <Trebbers> "I do declare,  I am a traitor"
[22:51] <kayke> lol
[22:51] <Trebbers> "Just have some grits waiting for me at the base, y'hear"
[22:52] <sideshowraheem> all these guys are british
[22:52] <ratbags> lol at him running out of the room
[22:52] <ratbags> the chrysler isnt going to hold ip
[22:52] <ratbags> up
[22:52] <dan2_> this is the standard complaint in all super heist movies, but especially in this one...how do they plan on ever spending this money?
[22:52] <ratbags> off shore tax havens
[22:52] <ratbags> islands that will take their money
[22:52] <shalabi> this is a very wet movie
[22:53] <dan2_> it's a slick flick if I ever saw opne
[22:53] <ratbags> hurricane skull: the money will be....liquidated
[22:53] <dan2_> lol
[22:53] <bob511> Yeah.  The other movie has a whole thing about how they steal it just after the serial numbers are cleared from the system.
[22:53] <bob511> This one just ignores all that, I think.
[22:53] <shalabi> oh no
[22:54] <ratbags> first i was right about the sheriff
[22:54] <Trebbers> Idiocy
[22:54] <sideshowraheem> he's doing the classic just moving the steering wheel back and forth wildly to make it look like he's driving
[22:54] <ratbags> then i was right about the chrysler
[22:54] <dan2_> so his truck has cleats basically
[22:54] <ratbags> acting in action movies must look so embarrassing on set
[22:55] <ratbags> this hurricane isn't as crazy as the first hurricane
[22:55] <kayke> a classic game of don't wake sheriff
[22:55] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:56] <ratbags> wait hes doing this cause he's impatient?
[22:56] <dan2_> the main part of the hurricane hasn't hit yet ratbags
[22:56] <shalabi> ironic
[22:56] <ratbags> hes not gonna survive island life
[22:56] <dan2_> I bet it's gonna have a whole skeleton in it
[22:57] <ratbags> swinging a scythe
[22:57] <Trebbers> going to say 'hack' more than 'hurricane' in this
[22:57] <sideshowraheem> oh wow the main guy was the bad ape in the second Planet of the Apes
[22:57] <kayke> I hope it has two skulls kissing
[22:57] <ratbags> maybe the hurricane will fuck with will and breeze rutledge by playing the recording it has of their father's last words
[22:58] <RIXX_> wasnt it "BOYS!!"
[22:58] <ratbags> yes
[22:58] <ratbags> the hurricane will scream BOYS
[22:58] <Trebbers> It'll tell them he has the recording, and that they should never listen to it
[22:58] <RIXX_> thats fucked
[22:58] <dan2_> and a bunch of hail will come out of its mouth
[22:58] <ratbags> holy shit he put on a leather blazer
[22:58] <ratbags> you know hes not fucking around
[22:59] <shalabi> cat 69
[22:59] <kayke> people need to stop pouring so much hot water into the ocean
[22:59] <shalabi> what
[22:59] <shalabi> stop storms
[23:00] <ratbags> no...not utah
[23:00] <ratbags> some of the visuals in this are actually pretty cool
[23:00] <dan2_> Hurricane Heist has a better working idea of climate change than anyone currently appointed in the White House
[23:01] <ratbags> i'll give rob cohen 50 dollars if there's an andrew cuomo standing in hurricane winds cameo in this
[23:02] <Trebbers> Zoned out, what the fuck is he doing
[23:02] <ratbags> im not sure i'd want a winch wrapped around me in this kind of weather
[23:02] <sideshowraheem> what are they doing here? getting enough power for the deloreon?
[23:02] <ratbags> lol
[23:02] <ratbags> it's not where we're going, marty
[23:02] <ratbags> ITS WHEN
[23:02] <Trebbers> aha what
[23:03] <dan2_> I almost feel like this may have been a bad plan
[23:03] <shalabi> this seems poorly thought out
[23:03] <ratbags> yeah
[23:03] <dan2_> oh shit, the second batmobile
[23:03] <kayke> gotta have that upper body strength if you want to get into meteorology
[23:03] <ratbags> visibility still great
[23:03] <ratbags> thats a good sign
[23:04] <kayke> oh no!
[23:04] <ratbags> hell yes
[23:04] <bob511> Yeah, the action setpieces kick up a notch from here.
[23:05] <@Ampersand_> my wiiife!
[23:06] <sideshowraheem> awesome that she was able to hear him through a bulletproof care 50 feet away in a hurricane
[23:06] <sideshowraheem> car
[23:06] <RIXX_> cant you just run some simple program to find the last number
[23:06] <ratbags> heavy metaphor there with the theatre collaping
[23:06] <ratbags> collapsing
[23:06] <kayke> hmmm
[23:07] <RIXX_> lol
[23:07] <dan2_> shoulda sprung for the Alienware with 16GB of ram
[23:07] <RIXX_> how dare u say wtg casey
[23:07] <dan2_> oh man
[23:07] <@Ampersand_> omg
[23:07] <sideshowraheem> ahahaha
[23:07] <bob511> Yeah
[23:08] <RIXX_> gnarly
[23:08] <ratbags> did he just pusha  car
[23:08] <dan2_> death by discus
[23:08] <sideshowraheem> the "good guys" are the only people who have killed anyone so far
[23:08] <ratbags> lol
[23:08] <ratbags> yeah they shouldve just given up the money
[23:08] <dan2_> they're gonna make sure that money gets shredded no matter what though raheem
[23:08] <ratbags> there would be no deaths
[23:09] <ratbags> whats with hackers always being dressed for an after hours bar rager
[23:09] <Trebbers> dagagag
[23:09] <sideshowraheem> ahaha
[23:10] <dan2_> maybe just put that on from the start
[23:10] <@Ampersand_> *equality*
[23:10] <ratbags> im glad we got a pee break scene
[23:10] <RIXX_> i like that this movie deals with rarely discussed topics
[23:10] <RIXX_> going the bathroom, running out of bullets
[23:10] <RIXX_> etc
[23:10] <sideshowraheem> yeah this is some serious realism
[23:10] <bob511> A storm chaser without a stadium buddy?
[23:11] <Trebbers> 'Let's have this convo after I get at some hand sanitizer'
[23:11] <ratbags> all the cops are in on it, of course
[23:11] <kayke> the taking of whatever this town is called
[23:12] <dan2_> da fuckin feds
[23:12] <Trebbers> "Herman A. Cane"
[23:12] <bob511> "At least tell me he didn't get killed by a piece of garbage."
[23:12] <@Ampersand_> crazy twister of fate
[23:12] <ratbags> never trust cops
[23:13] <sideshowraheem> ahaha audience surrogate
[23:14] <kayke> : (
[23:14] <Trebbers> wha
[23:14] <@Ampersand_> does her gun match her dress?
[23:14] <sideshowraheem> this portrayal of southern cops is way too sympathetic
[23:14] <ratbags> the loyalty changes faster than a diaper in this movie
[23:15] <dan2_> you know what they say, fight hurricane with hurricane
[23:15] <@Ampersand_> eavesdropping on a Hurricane Heist production meeting
[23:15] <kayke> why do they keep going back to this dead rising mall?
[23:16] <kayke> still breezin'
[23:17] <ratbags> wow
[23:17] <ratbags> i thought he was gonna say
[23:17] <ratbags> "just...breeze"
[23:18] <sideshowraheem> what was that cut
[23:18] <dan2_> I was gonna say
[23:18] <sideshowraheem> what is going on here
[23:18] <@Ampersand_> um
[23:18] <dan2_> was gonna ask for a timecheck
[23:19] <@Ampersand_> some scenes got heisted
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[23:19] <shalabi> this is a mess
[23:19] <nautical> hi
[23:19] <@Ampersand_> howdy
[23:19] <nautical> time check? i'm late!
[23:19] <sideshowraheem> oh this is the scene that was at the start
[23:19] <bob511> Explains why that copy was a different length than all the other Blu-ray copies.
[23:19] <sideshowraheem> 1:06
[23:19] <ratbags> i need one of those atmospheric pressure watches
[23:19] <@Ampersand_> 1:06:20
[23:19] <nautical> thanks.
[23:20] <ratbags> HOLY SHIT
[23:20] <@Ampersand_> what
[23:20] <kayke> hooooow
[23:20] <shalabi> no way
[23:20] <ratbags> no
[23:20] <ratbags> no way
[23:20] <RIXX_> ahahahaha
[23:20] <shalabi> incredible
[23:20] <ratbags> human kites
[23:20] <kayke> I'm dead
[23:20] <kayke> what is this
[23:20] <dan2_> shouldn't have stole those Fizzy Lifting Drinks
[23:20] <sideshowraheem> this is the absolute dumbest plan
[23:20] <Trebbers> my lord so much effort
[23:20] <bob511> Human cats
[23:20] <sideshowraheem> there was like a 99% chance of them dying
[23:21] <kayke> how was that what they went with?
[23:21] <dan2_> wowwww
[23:21] <ratbags> wow
[23:21] <ratbags> omg
[23:21] <ratbags> my mind is blown
[23:21] <@Ampersand_> not a scratch
[23:21] <ratbags> this movie rules
[23:21] <shalabi> lotta glass flying
[23:21] <dan2_> better get Alfred in here quick
[23:21] <ratbags> i like how he just figured his brother would be okay
[23:21] <sideshowraheem> they recovered quickly from being covered in glass and breaking every bone in their body
[23:22] <RIXX_> when did he communicate this plan to breeze
[23:22] <RIXX_> was this the football play all along
[23:22] <ratbags> the flea flicker
[23:22] <sideshowraheem> chekov's football call
[23:23] <Trebbers> what
[23:23] <kayke> pee break, snack break
[23:23] <ratbags> sick sandwich compartment
[23:23] <Trebbers> Extra 3000 from the dealer for that
[23:23] <@Ampersand_> labels his sandwiches like his underwear
[23:23] <ratbags> im a skippy guy too
[23:24] <kayke> I don't like the intensity with which he watches her eat
[23:24] <sideshowraheem> what the fuck
[23:24] <Trebbers> hey now
[23:24] <@Ampersand_> "damn. baller"
[23:24] <Trebbers> harshing me out
[23:24] <dan2_> hope they thank McVeigh in the credits
[23:24] <kayke> the donginator
[23:25] <Trebbers> vericle
[23:25] <RIXX_> what are they blowing up with the batmobile
[23:25] <RIXX_> the hurricane?
[23:25] <kayke> they leave by shooting the roof of the greenhouse and getting sucked out
[23:25] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:25] <ratbags> its wave time
[23:25] <Trebbers> meanwhile
[23:26] <ratbags> garden shootout rules
[23:26] <RIXX_> editing is so weird. they have time for pee and snack breaks but then just
[23:26] <@Ampersand_> maybe the plants will turn on them
[23:26] <RIXX_> jarringly cut directly in the middle of action scenes
[23:26] <kayke> oh no those plants were cute
[23:26] <sideshowraheem> deep green house
[23:26] <Trebbers> aha
[23:27] <ratbags> so far i've seen wind, fire and water
[23:27] <dan2_> real contender for wettest film we've done
[23:27] <sideshowraheem> fertilizer wind fire and water
[23:27] <kayke> wait until we watch tenticoolino
[23:27] <ratbags> lol raheem
[23:27] <dan2_> yes plese!
[23:29] <sideshowraheem> let him go where?
[23:30] <kayke> shred himmmm
[23:30] <dan2_> this shreds
[23:30] <shalabi> shred shred shred
[23:30] <ratbags> shred the fed
[23:30] <ratbags> is that a libertarian protest chant
[23:30] <ratbags> SHRED THE FED
[23:30] <Trebbers> what
[23:31] <sideshowraheem> wait
[23:31] <kayke> this hurricane has the weather nerds all horny
[23:31] <sideshowraheem> is the editing on this insane or do we just have some weird version that someone dicked around with?
[23:32] <kayke> just get them all in there and slam the gd door
[23:32] <ratbags> this irish guy is giving hte perfomance of his life
[23:32] <bob511> Ineson is always great.
[23:33] <ratbags> hawaiian shirts and guns
[23:33] <ratbags> the typical american closet
[23:33] <shalabi> *crowd cheers*
[23:36] <sideshowraheem> hell yeah repressed feelings
[23:36] <RIXX_> that's terrible! they were bonding!
[23:36] <kayke> toxic masculinity is so fun
[23:36] <dan2_> these cuts
[23:36] <RIXX_> that is damage no hurricane can cause
[23:36] <Trebbers> what
[23:36] <kayke> wait I thought he got got
[23:36] <@Ampersand_> uh
[23:36] <ratbags> weird
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[23:37] <ratbags> lol
[23:37] <ratbags> couldnt take it
[23:37] <@Ampersand_> well, i guess this was a bad file!
[23:37] <sideshowraheem> I don't think we're really missing anything
[23:37] <ratbags> lol
[23:37] <bob511> What point are you guys at now?
[23:38] <@Ampersand_> Fast and Furiousing
[23:38] <dan2_> 124:30
[23:38] <ratbags> theyre going for the truck
[23:38] <sideshowraheem> he's on the car
[23:38] <kayke> ghost ride that whip
[23:38] <ratbags> lol that jump
[23:38] <RIXX_> holee fuck
[23:38] <shalabi> LOL
[23:38] <ratbags> holy smokes
[23:38] <dan2_> oh sure thing
[23:38] <nautical> lollll
[23:38] <shalabi> gif of that
[23:38] <nautical> what was that jump
[23:38] <ratbags> thats the best thing ive ever seen
[23:39] <kayke> he bounced
[23:39] <ratbags> i honestly cant believe he made it
[23:39] <dan2_> some Prince of Persia stuff right there
[23:39] <ratbags> it wouldve been so good if he just rolled off to his death
[23:39] <kayke> lol
[23:39] <nautical> if they jump truck top to truck top i'm not going to be surprised
[23:39] <@Ampersand_> *quickly zippers his pants*
[23:40] <ratbags> sweet cheeks
[23:40] <kayke> having your dad die in a hurricane makes you a stunt man
[23:40] <dan2_> we're entering Hurricane Alley
[23:40] <bob511> Will has some strong forearms.
[23:41] <kayke> he's been practicing to hug his brother
[23:41] <RIXX_> Will is honestly really inspiring to me
[23:41] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:41] <ratbags> thank you all
[23:41] <kayke> hurricane take the wheel
[23:42] <shalabi> are we in the eye of this movie?
[23:42] <kayke> lol
[23:42] <bob511> Maggie Grace Neeson
[23:42] <dan2_> not the corn!
[23:42] <ratbags> hes mimicking the movements of the hurricane
[23:42] <dan2_> godDMAN
[23:43] <RIXX_> This should be a franchise with the rutledge bros
[23:43] <ratbags> lol
[23:43] <kayke> mad max breezy road
[23:43] <ratbags> earth quake heist
[23:43] <ratbags> tornado heist
[23:43] <dan2_> mudslide heist
[23:43] <ratbags> light drizzle heist
[23:43] <RIXX_> or volcano
[23:43] <ratbags> overcast heist
[23:43] <ratbags> sun with some cloud heist
[23:44] <RIXX_> does it really look like that in the eye? i've never been in a hurrican
[23:44] <RIXX_> florida boarders pls help
[23:44] <nautical> humidity heist
[23:44] <shalabi> boss battle
[23:44] <sideshowraheem> what football play could this possibly be
[23:45] <ratbags> smog heist
[23:45] <kayke> I don't know much about football, is it usually played in trucks?
[23:45] <nautical> alabama slam (baby)
[23:45] <dan2_> *referee drives up in little black and white car to give them a penalty*
[23:45] <ratbags> lol
[23:45] <shalabi> what
[23:45] <bob511> It's not unlike when you'd hand off to Bo Jackson and just run north and south down the field, I guess.
[23:46] <ratbags> i hope the money blows into a shredder
[23:46] <shalabi> lol
[23:46] <ratbags> and the shredded bits of money form the words THE END
[23:46] <kayke> *angel money emoji*
[23:46] <@Ampersand_> loooool
[23:46] <shalabi> jesus chris
[23:46] <sideshowraheem> ahahaha
[23:46] <sideshowraheem> fuck yessssss
[23:46] <dan2_> sky skull can finally pay off his student loans now
[23:46] <sideshowraheem> drop your fuckin loads dudes
[23:46] <bob511> A very Keynsian heist, actually.
[23:47] <ratbags> JUM,P
[23:47] <bob511> Interesting to see the economic effects of a $600m hurricane cash drop.
[23:47] <RIXX_> breeze aint makin it. the already discussed their feelings
[23:47] <dan2_> easy, breezy, beautiful
[23:47] <kayke> bye hipster hackers
[23:47] <shalabi> FFS
[23:47] <@Ampersand_> omg
[23:47] <shalabi> YES
[23:47] <ratbags> SKULLLLLL
[23:47] <bob511> Oh, that's right, they think they're actually, like, saving the money.
[23:48] <dan2_> I threw up both hands and pumped them at the skull
[23:48] <@Ampersand_> Rob Cohen directed one of the Scorpion King movies, and that skull totally looks like the mummy sand storm
[23:48] <ratbags> dont turn around
[23:48] <@Ampersand_> coincidence? i think not
[23:49] <ratbags> sand storm heist
[23:49] <RIXX_> they should take at least like 1mil
[23:49] <RIXX_> each
[23:49] <kayke> red sky at night, sky skull delight
[23:49] <ratbags> sick movie
[23:49] <bob511> We never really got closure on the NWS center end, huh?
[23:49] <shalabi> wow
[23:49] <sideshowraheem> that owned
[23:49] <dan2_> what happens to the millions of dollars just laying on the road?
[23:49] <shalabi> skull got it
[23:49] <sideshowraheem> the good people of Alabama get some walking around money
[23:49] <dan2_> surely he dropped a little
[23:49] <ratbags> these graphics
[23:50] <kayke> money is food for sky skull
[23:50] <nautical> goodness
[23:50] <nautical> lot of producers
[23:50] <ratbags> I FUCKIN LOVE GRAPHICS
[23:50] <nautical> how are there this many executive producers!?
[23:50] <RIXX_> im sure they did their research and these are all legit climatology tech graphics
[23:50] <dan2_> for all I know I may be a producer
[23:50] <kayke> lol
[23:50] <@Ampersand_> hehe
[23:50] <nautical> haha
[23:50] <ratbags> im a fucking character, dan
[23:50] <ratbags> nothing is out of possibility
[23:51] <dan2_> this is all showing the inside of the Alienware laptop
[23:51] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:51] <ratbags> the craziest thing about hurricane heist was that the main character was named after me
[23:51] <shalabi> also the skull
[23:51] <@Ampersand_> THE COVENANT on Thursday! night all!
[23:51] <dan2_> it tures out the hurrican heist was inside you all along
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[22:12] <@Ampersand_> 3
[22:12] <@Ampersand_> 2
[22:12] <@Ampersand_> 1
[22:12] <dan2_> the lake of fire?
[22:12] <Trebbers> Are we gonna get a smash cut to Nu-Metal
[22:13] <bob511> Capitalization by Donald Trump
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> "No one even knows who's got The Power"
[22:13] <thekaykevenant> can someone give me time, I was distracted reading nancy comics
[22:13] <riiixxxx> fuck my PS4 couldnt play it
[22:13] <Trebbers> FUCK YES
[22:13] <riiixxxx> can I get 2:00
[22:13] <ratbags> holy shit this owns
[22:13] <sideshowraheem> nailed it treb
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 1:15
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 1:30
[22:13] <ratbags> wow i love this
[22:13] <dan2_> lol @ the picture of a guy with a hambone
[22:14] <jpeen> Anonne's first Ye'tube vid
[22:14] <Trebbers> Oh man a White Zombie remix
[22:14] <thekaykevenant> holy shit this is rad
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> 2:00
[22:14] <riiixxxx> great thank you, im in
[22:14] <Trebbers> 2006 fucking ruled
[22:14] <riiixxxx> holy shit
[22:14] <thekaykevenant> this is 100% my shit
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> this is when i graduated from high school, so let's see how accurate it is
[22:14] <dan2_> Renny shot the SHIT out of this book
[22:15] <bob511> Cliffloiterers
[22:15] <Trebbers> sick
[22:15] <Trebbers> TYLER!
[22:15] <thekaykevenant> I forget was it still cool to look that much like aaron carter in 2006
[22:15] <sideshowraheem> I feel like this is riding out the very tail end of the late 90s early 2000s aesthetic
[22:15] <riiixxxx> was this a wide release film
[22:16] <@Ampersand_> yup
[22:16] <thekaykevenant> crop top cardigan is a lewk
[22:16] <@Ampersand_> damn, Boston Public? she's seen a lot of shit go down
[22:16] <ratbags> techno on the beach
[22:17] <Trebbers> Less cuts please
[22:17] <lhs> just get some nametag stickers, please
[22:17] <thekaykevenant> "garwin"?
[22:17] <ratbags> Garwin is a sick name
[22:17] <@Ampersand_> did someone bury the boombox in the sand?
[22:17] <ratbags> but obviously the name of a warlock
[22:17] <dan2_> oh Sara, from the Boston Market
[22:17] <Trebbers> THE
[22:17] <thekaykevenant> lol dan
[22:18] <sideshowraheem> I can't tell half these dudes apart
[22:18] <jpeen> hah wait are these all supposed to be boston teenagers
[22:18] <ratbags> wow sick
[22:18] <thekaykevenant> lmao
[22:18] <ratbags> the barf spell
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> omg
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> there he is
[22:18] <dan2_> old town road?
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> the Crowder
[22:18] <ratbags> time for an ambient run thru the woods
[22:18] <dan2_> jesus it's every teen in the entire county
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> Witches Ain't Shit CHANGE MY MIND
[22:18] <Trebbers> Good call scaling down a steep-ass hill for a party
[22:19] <thekaykevenant> they need to stop saying names, I don't care about any of these characters names
[22:19] <Trebbers> This ADR is manna
[22:19] <sideshowraheem> what a necessary bit of ADR
[22:19] <dan2_> *car barfs up motor oil*
[22:19] <lhs> here's the problem, you have 311 all under the hood
[22:19] <ratbags> lol
[22:19] <bob511> Ha
[22:19] <@Ampersand_> lol dan and lhs
[22:20] <ratbags> really hope the hummer flies
[22:20] <thekaykevenant> move over baby boy
[22:20] <dan2_> so is this old town road?
[22:20] <dan2_> it seems like it's very very deep within this forest
[22:20] <ratbags> how many families in town own a hummer?
[22:20] <thekaykevenant> misheard lyrics: bird sweat, bird butt cheeks
[22:20] <ratbags> just go to there house after, cops
[22:21] <Trebbers> I HAVE A KIWI ASS
[22:21] <dan2_> lose them on the salt flats
[22:21] <ratbags> THEIR GONNA FLY
[22:21] <thekaykevenant> how edgy
[22:21] <ratbags> THE HUMMER FLEW
[22:21] <ratbags> IM SO HAPPY
[22:21] <lhs> sugar ray starts playing
[22:22] <Trebbers> close to the dumbest thing I've ever seen
[22:22] <ratbags> WOW
[22:22] <ratbags> HOLY SHIT
[22:22] <Trebbers> now it is
[22:22] <dan2_> and we're not even 10 minutes in
[22:22] <lhs> this isn't the craft, but we do have tools
[22:22] <thekaykevenant> son of a WITCH
[22:23] <thekaykevenant> eat it
[22:23] <ratbags> he shouldnt have killed that spider
[22:23] <Trebbers> ahahh
[22:23] <sideshowraheem> he's in 311?
[22:23] <ratbags> where ever this is is like my ideal place to live
[22:23] <ratbags> perpetually a misty autumn
[22:23] <thekaykevenant> wayne manor
[22:23] <bob511> The Pledge budget must be astronomical, though.
[22:24] <Trebbers> Glen Campbell?
[22:24] <thekaykevenant> mother, you're drunk
[22:24] <dan2_> did Renny have some taxidermies left over from Road House?
[22:25] <thekaykevenant> exposition central huh
[22:26] <Trebbers> A few more drinks and she'll explain Calc III to him
[22:26] <@Ampersand_> "and now look at what's become of your father" *cut to stuffed cheetah*
[22:26] <sideshowraheem> "no a Nu Metal band"
[22:26] <thekaykevenant> lol
[22:27] <ratbags> these are fahkin mass cops
[22:27] <sideshowraheem> shouldn't have killed that spider
[22:27] <dan2_> those rowdy teens were probaby just swamp gas
[22:28] <Trebbers> he he
[22:29] <thekaykevenant> gotta love not taking any of your jewelry off for your shower
[22:29] <ratbags> hey sometimes when im hungover i shower in sunglasses
[22:30] <thekaykevenant> i respect that
[22:30] <thekaykevenant> some showers are too bright
[22:30] <Trebbers> Why are you doing this lady
[22:30] <thekaykevenant> you're naked, call a janitor
[22:31] <sideshowraheem> it's the hurricane skull!
[22:31] <thekaykevenant> lol
[22:31] <dan2_> lol
[22:31] <Trebbers> "The blur tool groped me, officer"
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> quit being such an astro(projected)creep
[22:31] <dan2_> wow
[22:32] <ratbags> well this is weird
[22:32] <sideshowraheem> she should be even more creeped out now
[22:32] <thekaykevenant> my dorm didn't have shared bathrooms, is walking around in a towel allowed?
[22:32] <@Ampersand_> Mo and Curly
[22:32] <@Ampersand_> but where's LARRY?
[22:33] <thekaykevenant> I want to report her to the RA
[22:33] <dan2_> WHA
[22:33] <@Ampersand_> l o l
[22:33] <sideshowraheem> he better stop talking on the phone while driving or he'll be doing a different kind of ass ending
[22:33] <ratbags> WHAT THE FUCK
[22:33] <jpeen> sikkkkkkkkkkkkk
[22:33] <Trebbers> woah
[22:33] <thekaykevenant> omhhhhggg
[22:33] <dan2_> movie just goes from 0 to 1,000
[22:33] <sideshowraheem> holy
[22:33] <thekaykevenant> loves it
[22:34] <ratbags> a darkling
[22:34] <lhs> he's going to ascend right into community college
[22:34] <ratbags> being a warlock sucks
[22:34] <thekaykevenant> darkling duck
[22:34] <ratbags> but being a warlock going thru puberty?
[22:34] <dan2_> what happens if these dudes get into a Final Destination situation
[22:34] <ratbags> that's the worst
[22:34] <@Ampersand_> yeah this town rules
[22:34] <dan2_> could they just keep rematerializing
[22:35] <thekaykevenant> "yeah he materialized into my car"
[22:35] <ratbags> wow
[22:35] <ratbags> he got them
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> bew
[22:35] <ratbags> the new brad pitt flick
[22:35] <sideshowraheem> moneyball
[22:35] <dan2_> the hottest star of 2006: Brad Pitt
[22:35] <ratbags> love the new brad pitt flick
[22:35] <bob511> Hard to find a pharmacy that can fill eye-of-toad-and-thistle prescriptions.
[22:35] <thekaykevenant> thirsty
[22:35] <ratbags> there cannot be a movie theatre
[22:35] <ratbags> along this road
[22:36] <thekaykevenant> putnam is a real witch trial name right?
[22:36] <dan2_> this is even older town road
[22:36] <@Ampersand_> 2006 was an incredible year for bad movies
[22:36] <@Ampersand_> https://www.imdb.com/list/ls056657932/
[22:36] <@Ampersand_> look at all the dates these two could go on
[22:36] <sideshowraheem> ok assuming this is supposed to be in 2005 or 2006, Brad Pitts movies from those year are Mr. and Mrs. Smith and Babel
[22:36] <dan2_> *starts necking with her, she turns into the redheaded dead kid*
[22:37] <thekaykevenant> these are errands?
[22:37] <@Ampersand_> our caretaker, Varmint
[22:38] <sideshowraheem> more taxidermy
[22:38] <ratbags> his father lives
[22:38] <thekaykevenant> aaaah!
[22:38] <thekaykevenant> I didn't like that jiggle hand
[22:38] <@Ampersand_> Nikki's Oxygen Bar
[22:39] <thekaykevenant> "do you want to shower before we go to the dirtiest bar in the state?"
[22:39] <ratbags> taylor kitsch's characters name is Pogue Parry?
[22:40] <@Ampersand_> he died a little bit for that
[22:40] <@Ampersand_> omg
[22:40] <@Ampersand_> that old man
[22:40] <sideshowraheem> old guy dancing
[22:40] <Trebbers> The cell phone holster is killing me
[22:40] <sideshowraheem> hero of the film
[22:41] <ratbags> all the background extras are putting in work
[22:41] <thekaykevenant> this place looks like a good time
[22:41] <Trebbers> toys?
[22:41] <lhs> buys a tampon from the machine
[22:41] <@Ampersand_> G... SEEVEEENNNN
[22:41] <ratbags> holy shit
[22:41] <jpeen> *rob zombie remix 3 starts playing*
[22:41] <Trebbers> uh
[22:42] <thekaykevenant> ah the two genders: jukebox and phooseball
[22:42] <sideshowraheem> takin' care of business riff starts* I learned this one from my man belush
[22:42] <@Ampersand_> this isn't really a dancing song
[22:42] <thekaykevenant> any song is a dancing song if you work at it
[22:42] <ratbags> renny harlin was really at the peak of his form for this
[22:43] <Trebbers> Love how it's kind of confusing where everyone is in relation to each other in the
[22:43] <thekaykevenant> the titular nicky
[22:43] <Trebbers> bar
[22:43] <jpeen> so....hard...
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[22:45] <thekaykevenant> his voice is very like... video game cop
[22:45] <thekaykevenant> he sounds like a digital detective
[22:46] <sideshowraheem> "when we got shot at, and then when we danced for 30 seconds"
[22:46] <thekaykevenant> "you're the only girl I've ever taken to the rundown house where our caretaker and my zombie dad lives"
[22:47] <thekaykevenant> so romantic
[22:47] <ratbags> death from above 1979 poster
[22:47] <ratbags> nice
[22:47] <lhs> imdb parents guide says: In a few scenes, a man is chasing another man and it may make you think "get up!" or "no, don't go there!".
[22:48] <thekaykevenant> this spider is good cgi for 2006
[22:48] <dan2_> get up guy in bed!
[22:48] <dan2_> and don't go there spider..
[22:48] <sideshowraheem> this was almost the God's not dead for that chain email about eating spiders
[22:48] <thekaykevenant> AAAAAH!
[22:48] <@Ampersand_> damn i thought the spider took over her body
[22:48] <Trebbers> oh fuck
[22:48] <jpeen> yikes
[22:48] <ratbags> jesus christ
[22:48] <jpeen> no thank u
[22:49] <dan2_> joke's on you spider, I've got compacted sinuses
[22:49] <@Ampersand_> and that's what happens if you swallow your chewing gum
[22:49] <Trebbers> keep that spider shit to yourself Renny
[22:49] <lhs> it's okay, it was a coke spier
[22:49] <thekaykevenant> : ( (( (( ( (((
[22:49] <thekaykevenant> I hate spiders
[22:49] <dan2_> that kid seemed more like a dorkling
[22:49] <@Ampersand_> "i don't know, but it's got me sweating"
[22:49] <ratbags> lol
[22:49] <thekaykevenant> this movie has got me twice - yucky hand and spider dream
[22:49] <thekaykevenant> air conditioners didn't exist in 2006
[22:50] <thekaykevenant> what a tall classroom
[22:50] <@Ampersand_> o m g
[22:51] <lhs> drake badfaith here
[22:51] <dan2_> time for a spitball imbued with his lifeforce
[22:51] <@Ampersand_> Dreamcatcher heavily involved shit, true
[22:51] <ratbags> windom earle baby
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[22:52] <dan2_> hello cubz!
[22:53] <dan2_> you missed a lot of sweaty teens
[22:53] <ratbags> this wasnt on the syllabus
[22:53] <dan2_> and a spider that went up this lady's nose
[22:53] <mancubz> time?
[22:53] <sideshowraheem> 41:10
[22:53] <dan2_> 41:15
[22:53] <mancubz> shit tell me 43
[22:54] <@Ampersand_> 42 now
[22:54] <ratbags> riggins swimsuit seems too small
[22:54] <@Ampersand_> you're missing some serious abs
[22:54] <thekaykevenant> hotchie motchie
[22:54] <lhs> "Teenage boys in small, tight swimsuits (during swim class) are seen."
[22:54] <jpeen> butts
[22:54] <@Ampersand_> 42:30
[22:55] <dan2_> we bout to see some warcocks?
[22:55] <Trebbers> woah
[22:55] <sideshowraheem> uh ok
[22:55] <@Ampersand_> l o l
[22:55] <thekaykevenant> lol dan
[22:55] <@Ampersand_> 43
[22:55] <dan2_> 43:00 NOW
[22:55] <mancubz> thanks
[22:55] <@Ampersand_> MY MAN
[22:55] <ratbags> warlocks have big dick energy
[22:55] <thekaykevenant> lollol
[22:56] <Trebbers> It's like they pan from one dude to the other, but it just seems like the same dude
[22:56] <sideshowraheem> yeah I can't tell what the relationships are
[22:56] <sideshowraheem> except the Aaron Carter/Malfoy guy is bad I guess sort of
[22:56] <dan2_> nothing gets them going like a Fall Fest
[22:56] <mancubz> none of this will make any sense to me
[22:56] <mancubz> but that probably doesn't matter at all
[22:56] <dan2_> the hot boyz are all warlocks
[22:57] <sideshowraheem> someone is using magic bad or something
[22:57] <mancubz> oh shit that sounds hot
[22:57] <Trebbers> Bout to have a fall fest in the car
[22:57] <dan2_> and they drain their lifeforce to sexually harass women who don't wear panties
[22:57] <mancubz> gonna fall... on that dick!
[22:57] <@Ampersand_> leaving or coming?
[22:57] <dan2_> and there's something about a dead nerd that I don't think has been explained properly
[22:57] <sideshowraheem> don't let the psychological spiders bite
[22:57] <thekaykevenant> lol
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> Pawg?
[22:58] <mancubz> pogue
[22:58] <thekaykevenant> that's a big framed dog photo
[22:58] <mancubz> ?
[22:58] <ratbags> Pogue Parry
[22:58] <ratbags> taylor kitsch's warlock character
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> kids in the 2006s still love their POGs
[22:58] <mancubz> omg imagine hooking up with someone and you turn your head and there's that gd dog
[22:58] <ratbags> there's also a character named Reid Garwin
[22:58] <ratbags> and one named Provost Higgins
[22:58] <Trebbers> Have we even had a scene in a classroom?
[22:58] <thekaykevenant> yeah
[22:58] <thekaykevenant> that super tall classroom
[22:59] <thekaykevenant> where they talked about stephen king
[22:59] <sideshowraheem> briefly, where they talked about Cormac McCarthy and Stephen King
[22:59] <@Ampersand_> that classroom was a tall drink of water
[22:59] <Trebbers> I step away for one second
[22:59] <dan2_> gif at 4710
[22:59] <@Ampersand_> "sexy, too"
[22:59] <thekaykevenant> we've def had more locker room than classroom time
[22:59] <dan2_> this time I'll remember
[22:59] <ratbags> SWIM RACE
[22:59] <ratbags> HELL YEAH
[22:59] <mancubz> dang love this hardxcore swim music
[23:00] <thekaykevenant> let the bodies hit the pool!
[23:00] <Trebbers> ahh
[23:00] <mancubz> whoa
[23:00] <ratbags> that is so dangerous
[23:00] <ratbags> dont use your warlock powers in the pool
[23:00] <mancubz> huh?
[23:00] <thekaykevenant> wait who did what tho
[23:00] <sideshowraheem> I can't tell the difference between 3 of these dudes
[23:01] <Trebbers> here we go
[23:01] <dan2_> when they use their warlock powers their eyes go on fire, but it seems to be bad for them
[23:01] <thekaykevenant> did kaleb own himself? or did sebstan own him?
[23:01] <mancubz> wow she's so smart
[23:01] <mancubz> oh shit is this like a witchy 'gaia's not dead' type thing
[23:01] <mancubz> i hope it takes that turn
[23:02] <thekaykevenant> this is one chatty provost
[23:02] <ratbags> CHASE IS THE KILLER
[23:02] <thekaykevenant> "that's hot"
[23:02] <sideshowraheem> this guy has the squarest face I've ever seen
[23:03] <mancubz> i wonder if anyone who works in a boarding school ever thinks a kid is not just an entitled prick
[23:03] <thekaykevenant> he's from the "dead" bloodline
[23:03] <thekaykevenant> the fifth fam
[23:03] <ratbags> the fifth warlock
[23:03] <sideshowraheem> this seems to operate under the premise the familys only have 1 branch and all their kids are the same age
[23:03] <ratbags> i think it operates under AWESOME
[23:04] <sideshowraheem> that is true as well
[23:04] <thekaykevenant> within an hour she was full of spiders
[23:04] <bob511> "Spider on the brain, we think."
[23:04] <sideshowraheem> more taxidermy
[23:04] <mancubz> whoa that's almost exactly my birthday!
[23:04] <thekaykevenant> his real name is poop
[23:04] <mancubz> these hot warlocks are age-appropriate!
[23:04] <ratbags> taxidermy is massachusetts's state hobby
[23:05] <dan2_> I'd like to appologize for my comment about Road House earlier, the director of that film was actually Rowdy Herrington
[23:05] <dan2_> I will strive to never make this kind of mistake again
[23:05] <ratbags> common mistake
[23:05] <mancubz> road house is so fucking good
[23:05] <ratbags> i love road house
[23:06] <thekaykevenant> for all the magic exposition this movie gives - why do we not know what a darkling is yet
[23:06] <@Ampersand_> all bands should play in cages
[23:06] <Trebbers> "It actually means she should be dead"
[23:06] <dan2_> UHH ACTUALLY THEY'RE ARACHNIDS
[23:06] <lhs> ah yes, insects like spiders
[23:06] <ratbags> why isnt pogue visiting his girlfriend in the ICU
[23:06] <Trebbers> How can I trust the accuracy of anything else in this movie
[23:07] <sideshowraheem> mroe anti-catholic bigotry coming out of hollyweird
[23:07] <thekaykevenant> dude descending a staircase
[23:08] <sideshowraheem> he's willing to die younger because he didn't want to walk across the room to open a book
[23:08] <thekaykevenant> if magic kills you stop using it to float shit
[23:08] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:08] <ratbags> its too convenient
[23:08] <Trebbers> what a sentence
[23:08] <ratbags> the convenient covenant
[23:09] <dan2_> swear on this bibl-oh wait nevermind
[23:10] <thekaykevenant> a spider spell
[23:10] <ratbags> pogue's gonna get himself killed
[23:10] <sideshowraheem> going that fast in wet conditions seem dangerous man!
[23:11] <ratbags> NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE MESSES WITH POGUE PARRY
[23:11] <thekaykevenant> pog party
[23:11] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:11] <Trebbers> ahahah
[23:11] <lhs> keep working on that one
[23:11] <bob511> Oh my god
[23:11] <dan2_> quite possibly the most agressive reading of muffit in film history
[23:11] <thekaykevenant> way to commit to the bit tho
[23:11] <sideshowraheem> I was expecting him to do the Diceman version
[23:11] <dan2_> lol
[23:12] <thekaykevenant> those beddazled jean pockets made me smile
[23:12] <@Ampersand_> Kayke the bad guy is Bucky, if you didn't recognize him
[23:12] <ratbags> bucky barnes
[23:12] <dan2_> so is he part of the Goodie Mob or what?
[23:12] <ratbags> the future captain america
[23:12] <thekaykevenant> I called him SEB STAN earlier
[23:12] <@Ampersand_> like i read the chat pfft
[23:12] <ratbags> lol
[23:13] <ratbags> thats not weird at all caleb
[23:13] <thekaykevenant> he's got kind of an Angel vibe
[23:13] <mancubz> yeah when i know my bf is home if i turn and see him there not even being creepy i scream
[23:14] <ratbags> WHAT
[23:14] <Trebbers> ah what
[23:14] <sideshowraheem> the fuck
[23:14] <thekaykevenant> DARKLING
[23:14] <sideshowraheem> wait
[23:14] <mancubz> yeah they really do all look the same
[23:14] <thekaykevenant> hmmm
[23:14] <thekaykevenant> did he pretend to do that scene for funsies?
[23:14] <sideshowraheem> he's gonna use the little miss muffet line again
[23:14] <thekaykevenant> why is she dressed like britney spear's little sister?
[23:15] <@Ampersand_> not. so. innocent.
[23:15] <thekaykevenant> was have some fun
[23:15] <thekaykevenant> omg he has such a baby face when he smiles
[23:16] <thekaykevenant> those cheeks
[23:16] <@Ampersand_> In 20 Years facemorph applied
[23:16] <Trebbers> fuck yo table
[23:16] <ratbags> this is like an episode of billions
[23:17] <thekaykevenant> you can't they're dead
[23:17] <sideshowraheem> "he caught me jacking off it was unrelated to magic"
[23:18] <thekaykevenant> lol
[23:18] <thekaykevenant> that spell made her mad nasty
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[23:19] <dan2_> can they do fireballs and ice spikes or is is mostly just shoving based majicks?
[23:19] <thekaykevenant> shoving and car magic
[23:19] <dan2_> SWEAR TO ME
[23:19] <Trebbers> ah
[23:19] <ratbags> this erotic
[23:19] <Trebbers> French
[23:20] <thekaykevenant> wow
[23:20] <Trebbers> That's considerate
[23:20] <sideshowraheem> that's a convenient power
[23:21] <thekaykevenant> steeloli
[23:21] <@Ampersand_> "kiss me"
[23:21] <ratbags> pogue looks fine
[23:22] <@Ampersand_> how can they chase down a man named Chase?
[23:22] <thekaykevenant> I'm trying to place the blonde guy
[23:22] <lhs> he scraped up his favorite cheekbone pretty bad
[23:23] <Trebbers> Not a great thing to hear
[23:23] <sideshowraheem> famous last words
[23:24] <thekaykevenant> did they drive out there in silence? explain on the way!!
[23:25] <thekaykevenant> I don't want to see yucky dad
[23:25] <ratbags> no they listened to evanesence
[23:25] <thekaykevenant> he's gonna look gross and I'll be scared
[23:25] <thekaykevenant> it's not okay
[23:25] <Trebbers> ahahahh
[23:26] <sideshowraheem> he looks like the Orc General in Return of the King
[23:26] <lhs> according to his okc profile, anyway
[23:26] <thekaykevenant> he looks like a drawing from the scary stories to tell in the dark books ;__;
[23:26] <@Ampersand_> he never moisturized
[23:27] <Trebbers> Wish dad had been surrounded by Nirvana and Pearl Jam posters
[23:28] <ratbags> lol
[23:28] <thekaykevenant> changing into what
[23:28] <ratbags> i can't change the past...45 minutes
[23:28] <bob511> Girl spends like eighty-seven percent of her time dressing and undressing.
[23:28] <thekaykevenant> oh of course, gotta change into her gown that's here for some reason
[23:29] <ratbags> she used the gown to go app
[23:29] <@Ampersand_> hope Chase turns her back into a pumpkin
[23:29] <lhs> a pumpkin full of spiders
[23:29] <@Ampersand_> natch
[23:29] <thekaykevenant> is this the same day?
[23:30] <thekaykevenant> this movie feels like it wanted to be a whole season of a TV show
[23:31] <ratbags> whoa sick
[23:31] <sideshowraheem> we're about to go full Nu Metal video
[23:31] <thekaykevenant> more of that good good car magic
[23:31] <dan2_> gonna kill him AND he's gonna have to get all his windows replaced
[23:32] <thekaykevenant> taking care of business every day
[23:33] <ratbags> jeuss lol
[23:33] <lhs> insane acoustics in this barn
[23:33] <thekaykevenant> how about no
[23:33] <Trebbers> fuck
[23:33] <bob511> Wiotch
[23:34] <thekaykevenant> this barn already looks rickety, guys...
[23:34] <dan2_> nothign like a good barn battle
[23:34] <thekaykevenant> it's like 200 years old
[23:34] <thekaykevenant> this is probably a landmark
[23:34] <thekaykevenant> they're destroying
[23:34] <dan2_> time to fight spiders with rats
[23:34] <@Ampersand_> cornyhameha
[23:35] <thekaykevenant> easy as pie-ders
[23:35] <@Ampersand_> puberty is hard
[23:35] <sideshowraheem> he stole the floating a lady in a white dress bit from the Daffy Duck cartoon that always freaked me out
[23:36] <thekaykevenant> oh I love scary looney tunes
[23:36] <sideshowraheem> he became a hollowman
[23:37] <sideshowraheem> 7.5, didn't even throw it that hard
[23:37] <ratbags> POSEIDON STYLE
[23:37] <thekaykevenant> he got dragonballed by his own z
[23:38] <@Ampersand_> gravity defying support
[23:39] <thekaykevenant> "I'm your wiotch"
[23:39] <@Ampersand_> i    love    you
[23:40] <lhs> BONK
[23:40] <ratbags> lol that kick
[23:40] <dan2_> can't even imagine the breath on that guy
[23:40] <thekaykevenant> thanks, snoke
[23:41] <ratbags> i saw warlock breath at edgefest in 2088
[23:41] <ratbags> 2008
[23:41] <thekaykevenant> maybe don't blow up the barn your gf is in
[23:41] <dan2_> sent to the barn demension
[23:42] <ratbags> this actually very similar to my high school dance experiences
[23:42] <thekaykevenant> love wet hay
[23:42] <thekaykevenant> love waking up in a pile of wet hay in a gown
[23:43] <lhs> they had to tape his hair on
[23:43] <thekaykevenant> porg is over reacting
[23:43] <ratbags> do you think stephen king saw this
[23:43] <sideshowraheem> I think he's legally obligated to see any movie set in New England
[23:44] <thekaykevenant> here *points to heart* and here *points to head*
[23:44] <ratbags> i imagine him watching this and thinking
[23:44] <ratbags> "wow i miss cocaine"
[23:44] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:45] <ratbags> id probably have a few questions for the kids found at the blown up barn
[23:45] <dan2_> I bet this DVD had a sick menu screen
[23:45] <ratbags> me too
[23:45] <sideshowraheem> I gotta say this movie had Taylor Kitsch, but Ampersand is tailoring kitsch for us each and every week
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