HPN Movie Series: Chill Factor (Skeet/Cuba), Thur @ 2200 EST

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Ampersand » Mon May 21, 2018 9:22 am

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Postby Ampersand » Wed May 23, 2018 11:30 am

Bump. Haim takes a dip into FEVER LAKE tomorrow night!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu May 24, 2018 10:23 am

Bump!
FEVER LAKE is TONIGHT @ 2200 EDT!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu May 24, 2018 3:21 pm

Ampersand wrote:Bump!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu May 24, 2018 6:39 pm

Ampersand wrote:
Ampersand wrote:Bump!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu May 24, 2018 8:25 pm

1.5 hours until showtime!
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Postby donna martin » Thu May 24, 2018 9:27 pm

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...amp, do you have a special VHS stand for your copy of Fever Lake?
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Postby Ampersand » Thu May 24, 2018 9:44 pm

donna martin wrote:...amp, do you have a special VHS stand for your copy of Fever Lake?


I'm not going to deny that this is something within the realm of plausibility, if not actuality.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu May 24, 2018 9:44 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: Fever Lake
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Postby Ampersand » Thu May 24, 2018 9:57 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: Fever Lake
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Postby Ampersand » Thu May 24, 2018 11:43 pm

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[22:12] <@Ampersand_> 3
[22:12] <@Ampersand_> 2
[22:12] <@Ampersand_> 1
[22:12] <donnamartin> what the fuck is with these As
[22:12] <donnamartin> so aggressive
[22:13] <dan2> probably the premiere production company for movies about fever lake
[22:13] <donnamartin> oh dear this font
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> My Rachel Foot
[22:13] <donnamartin> isn't 1996 a little late for mario lopez to be in this movie?
[22:13] <Trebbers> At least the font isn't animating growing 'a's
[22:13] <dan2> watch your hands around these A's
[22:14] <donnamartin> poor jalee bailey's parents did not love them
[22:14] <donnamartin> feeling very LA confidential
[22:14] <dan2> I thought Jalee Bailey made jellybeans, guess they're branching out
[22:14] <Trebbers> ah
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[22:16] <dan2> taking the roleplay way to far with this
[22:16] <Trebbers> Didn't she not go out the front door
[22:16] <Trebbers> Oh, she's upstairs
[22:16] <donnamartin> the director really had a visiion here
[22:17] <Trebbers> ahahahahha
[22:17] <lhs> heeere's someone
[22:17] <@Ampersand_> "MEATLOAF AGAIN??"
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[22:17] <bob511> We pass 5:00?
[22:18] <dan2> The Shanning
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> "you be a Good Son now, ya hear!!?"
[22:18] <Trebbers> waoaaah
[22:18] <donnamartin> need a gif
[22:18] <lhs> got the green glow under my vitreous humor
[22:18] <Trebbers> bobbin my head
[22:18] <donnamartin> wow, quickly became a cbs sunday night sitcom
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> this must be a fantasy film
[22:18] <bob511> Can I get a time check?
[22:18] <dan2> 6:30 in 20 seconds
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> 6:15
[22:19] <dan2> not a track joke, I'm trying to help bob
[22:19] <bob511> So 7:00 about now?
[22:19] <@Ampersand_> yes
[22:19] <bob511> Thanks
[22:20] <Trebbers> Are they teachers
[22:20] <donnamartin> is mario lopez still in hs?
[22:20] <dan2> he's a narc
[22:20] <donnamartin> kinda sad. even screech moved on
[22:20] <Trebbers> These fucking jeans
[22:20] <@Ampersand_> i still have a laptop that looks like that. i can't bring myself to junk it
[22:20] <lhs> good thing the 90s will never end, or they'd be in trouble
[22:21] <donnamartin> feels vaguely sexual
[22:21] <Trebbers> what the hell
[22:22] <donnamartin> oh come the fuck on
[22:22] <dan2> just the school mascot patroling the campus
[22:22] <donnamartin> my sister has a pet tarantula
[22:22] <donnamartin> wtf
[22:22] <Trebbers> Xenomorph blood
[22:22] <@Ampersand_> "ack, my kicks!"
[22:22] <donnamartin> first a goal, now a spider
[22:23] <donnamartin> i hope the spider is the killer
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> going through the motions of the oceans
[22:24] <donnamartin> finally, a feminist horror film
[22:24] <@Ampersand_> passes the *Blech*del test
[22:25] <donnamartin> lawnmower man in the backseat talking shit
[22:25] <@Ampersand_> aaaamber waves of GRRRRRRRAIN
[22:26] <lhs> watch out for the hyacinth
[22:26] <donnamartin> -racist stereotypes, check
[22:27] <donnamartin> you know what i like about high school girls
[22:27] <Trebbers> "Am I being detained?"
[22:28] <lhs> he just has a very wooden delivery
[22:28] <donnamartin> guitar in this movie should get an oscar
[22:28] <Trebbers> Rural Road Love Song
[22:28] <dan2> real killer will be Clear Springs getting (rightful) justice on all these stuck up white people
[22:29] <Trebbers> It really was no big deal to just get hammered in your car
[22:29] <dan2> Joseph Gordon Levitt after his bride ditched him
[22:29] <Trebbers> Experimental film in which they never get to the lake
[22:29] <Trebbers> Weakend
[22:30] <donnamartin> bobby, you're a walking liability
[22:30] <dan2> "Could you turn down your rockin' guitar solos please?"
[22:32] <donnamartin> fishin and sexin
[22:32] <Trebbers> "Listen, if it's a quiet sex thing you got planned, no problem"
[22:33] <@Ampersand_> looks like a pretty wet county to me
[22:33] <donnamartin> they forgot their mustahces
[22:33] <Trebbers> They have handwritten signs about fruit pies and softserve in random places
[22:33] <@Ampersand_> they're gawking because they've never seen jeans worn so high
[22:34] <donnamartin> you should whisper louder
[22:34] <@Ampersand_> mmm love rice tea
[22:35] <Trebbers> Why are the dudes 20 minutes behind
[22:36] <lhs> that cop talks really slowly
[22:36] <donnamartin> why do all the girls talk liek they're molesting their words
[22:36] <Trebbers> "I'm 33"
[22:36] <dan2> "can't talk here, the lake is listening"
[22:37] <Trebbers> ahah what
[22:37] <@Ampersand_> okay so people pee in the lake, big deal
[22:37] <Trebbers> hahhaahahaaha
[22:38] <donnamartin> so much 1996 in these clothes
[22:38] <dan2> props to that guy for axing himself, can't be easy
[22:38] <Trebbers> Yeah, never heard of a murder suicide by axe
[22:38] <donnamartin> it's pretty metal
[22:38] <Trebbers> Maybe you just throw it into the air and walk underneath
[22:41] <dan2> wolf's got some kind of breathing condidtion
[22:41] <@Ampersand_> Chrono Trigger score?
[22:41] <Trebbers> aha
[22:42] <lhs> and that's the lawn
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> "you can only fit one of these sweaters per bag, ya know"
[22:44] <lhs> the audio is pissing me off
[22:46] <donnamartin> i was jerking off, what did i miss?
[22:46] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:46] <Trebbers> *comes in carrying a dead fox*
[22:46] <@Ampersand_> let's deep fry some tarantulas
[22:46] <donnamartin> wut
[22:47] <donnamartin> we haven't even gotten to the real racism
[22:47] <@Ampersand_> "did ya hear? we're gonna not party!"
[22:47] <dan2> Peeper Lake
[22:48] <Trebbers> Is this Shellac?
[22:48] <dan2> I have my lighting way to low, what did that say
[22:48] <dan2> looked like something about shellac and lettuce
[22:49] <Trebbers> I still couldn't read it
[22:49] <lhs> fever lake is an anagram of fake revel
[22:49] <Trebbers> Twerkend at Fever Lake
[22:49] <bob511> Wait, it already said that.
[22:49] <dan2> forgot to save the draft
[22:50] <donnamartin> did i just miss something important?
[22:50] <lhs> brb spider
[22:50] <bob511> Did we just decide to watch April Fools instead?
[22:51] <donnamartin> nocternal dreams?
[22:51] <donnamartin> amp, who recommeded we watch porn together?
[22:51] <@Ampersand_> "well, see, when a man loves a woman..."
[22:52] <bob511> Dreams are only dreams.  Got it.
[22:52] <@Ampersand_> i mean, i think we should watch Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls or Bat Pussy
[22:52] <@Ampersand_> but that's me
[22:53] <Trebbers> "They all looked like hamburger"
[22:53] <donnamartin> CAPCOM PRESENTS: Resident Evil 8
[22:54] <dan2> "In 1979 no one died, in 1980 no one died, in 1981 no one died, in 1982 one family did die, in 1983 no one died..."
[22:55] <lhs> did i miss anything
[22:55] <dan2> they ran out of gas
[22:55] <donnamartin> that darn Zack always playing pranks
[22:55] <dan2> well that's all wrapped up
[22:56] <Trebbers> Soundtrack has room for some slide guitar
[22:56] <@Ampersand_> i've got a fever, and the only prescription is more lake
[22:57] <donnamartin> does she have a name other than girl
[22:58] <Trebbers> Is that man even Native American
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> of course not
[22:58] <dan2> looks like Coach from Survivor
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> lol tru
[22:58] <dan2> either that or Rollins
[22:59] <Trebbers> Jay's potato chips
[22:59] <@Ampersand_> after eating her, the wolf will commit suicide by drowning in her pants
[22:59] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:59] <dan2> the entire budget went to renting this wolf and buying a squirt bottle of wolf pee to make sure it ran where they wanted it
[22:59] <@Ampersand_> *trotted
[22:59] <dan2> fair
[23:00] <donnamartin> is she being attacked by air?
[23:00] <@Ampersand_> *insert effects here*
[23:00] <dan2> the little girl who DIED wolf
[23:00] <Trebbers> is that the fucking best they could do
[23:00] <donnamartin> clearly, treb
[23:00] <bob511> You know, those Bush-Cheney '04 ads were way over the line.
[23:01] <Trebbers> Chekov's full can of gas
[23:01] <dan2> clear spring walks over to big whiteboard with TEENS/CLEAR SPRING  on the top and puts a 1 on his side
[23:01] <@Ampersand_> chekov's Shotgun
[23:01] <dan2> great now the wolf is in the house
[23:01] <dan2> oh even better, he's a horny Tex Avery wolf
[23:02] <Trebbers> ahaa
[23:02] <donnamartin> a peeping tom while you're in your swimsuit
[23:02] <@Ampersand_> "you look great, i hate you" *attacks with axe*
[23:02] <donnamartin> i'm working on my mrs. degree
[23:02] <Trebbers> meow
[23:03] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:04] <donnamartin> great title
[23:04] <@Ampersand_> hack me, Bobby
[23:04] <donnamartin> i need a gif of this too
[23:04] <Trebbers> Is this a dial up game
[23:05] <dan2> what button do I need to hold down to get bloopy noises when I type? alt?
[23:05] <@Ampersand_> Melissa Leo, in the role of a lifetime
[23:06] <bob511> Accidentally eaten by a wolf.
[23:07] <lhs> not the best spot for someone so scared of spiders
[23:07] <donnamartin> ew why you wearing moth eaten shawls
[23:07] <lhs> smells great
[23:07] <Trebbers> "Wait, is there wolf hair in this shawl?"
[23:08] <donnamartin> poor man's jerry van dyke, here to ensure public safety
[23:08] <lhs> "have you seen my keys?"
[23:09] <@Ampersand_> that shawl is downright unruly
[23:09] <@Ampersand_> arrest her
[23:09] <donnamartin> i like how this movie posits that this is how East Coast People act
[23:10] <Trebbers> Guy's an unholy mix of Dolph Lundgren, Thomas Haydn Church, Jerry Van Dyke,
[23:10] <@Ampersand_> yes, a woof
[23:10] <Trebbers> a woof
[23:11] <donnamartin> spot on treb
[23:11] <dan2> we're all just sickos
[23:11] <Trebbers> Honestly wouldn't too broken up either
[23:11] <donnamartin> i haven't even gotten laid yet!
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[23:12] <donnamartin> rixx got eaten by the wolf
[23:12] <Trebbers> Is that the spirit
[23:13] <donnamartin> time for more racism
[23:14] <@Ampersand_> "even when it's a mouse"
[23:14] <donnamartin> was this a tv movie?
[23:14] <donnamartin> a single tear comes from his eye
[23:14] <dan2> let the healing begin
[23:15] <lhs> great job to both of them for managing to keep a straight face
[23:15] <donnamartin> Smore Piano Theme
[23:15] <Trebbers> Don't like how Mario tongued that marshmello
[23:15] <@Ampersand_> straight to video, it seems
[23:16] <donnamartin> how does sara think this will make her editor?
[23:17] <lhs> she's going to print out her high score on that typing game
[23:17] <donnamartin> so, wanna do a civil war reenactment instead?
[23:17] <@Ampersand_> *a chorus of gunshots*
[23:18] <@Ampersand_> Haim's exuding some extreme ampersand vibes right now
[23:18] <donnamartin> you didn't play truth or dare until college, amp/
[23:18] <donnamartin> ?*
[23:19] <@Ampersand_> more the blanket and bowl of popcorn at a social gathering aspect
[23:20] <@Ampersand_> after this, time for tiddlywinks
[23:22] <donnamartin> she seriously counted to 50?
[23:22] <Trebbers> What a perv
[23:22] <@Ampersand_> this is getting too hot, i gotta turn on a fan
[23:23] <Trebbers> aahahah
[23:23] <dan2> smoke...on the water?
[23:23] <Trebbers> I thought he appeared 2 feet away
[23:23] <donnamartin> sherrif sleeps in a twin bed?
[23:24] <dan2> time to kill that lake once and for all
[23:24] <Trebbers> Evil is coming from inside the lake
[23:24] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:24] <donnamartin> SeXy hide n seek
[23:26] <donnamartin> shiiiit
[23:26] <dan2> is that the same spider?
[23:26] <@Ampersand_> they're both wearing at least six sweatshirts, so this might take awhile to get sexy
[23:26] <lhs> it doesn't look stepped on
[23:28] <Trebbers> Shoot that fuckin tree man
[23:28] <donnamartin> covered a lot of musical genres tonight
[23:29] <dan2> nice melon squashing sound
[23:29] <donnamartin> horniest always die first
[23:29] <Trebbers> The sound in this is terrible all around
[23:29] <lhs> take him dr marten
[23:29] <lhs> to*
[23:30] <dan2> TOUCHDOWNNNNN
[23:32] <dan2> Rest in Steve
[23:32] <@Ampersand_> impenetrable screen door
[23:33] <Trebbers> aha what
[23:33] <lhs> very bad AI
[23:33] <bob511> "Moooo!"
[23:33] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:33] <Trebbers> Thought the woof was coming in for a hug
[23:34] <bob511> That's...not exactly a slur to a wolf?
[23:35] <donnamartin> oh my
[23:35] <dan2> I don't remember and it was 85 minutes ago
[23:36] <donnamartin> wait shouldn't albert be 70 yaers old
[23:36] <@Ampersand_> presenting: the budget
[23:36] <dan2> oh momma
[23:37] <@Ampersand_> Mother's Days are rough
[23:37] <donnamartin> no wire HANGERS
[23:37] <dan2> could have gotten the same effect by leaving a candy apple out in the sun for a few weeks
[23:38] <dan2> "ayuppp, all right there in the backstory file they sent over"
[23:39] <@Ampersand_> keep zooming
[23:39] <Trebbers> here we go
[23:40] <Trebbers> Got that right
[23:40] <@Ampersand_> it already blew
[23:41] <@Ampersand_> Bolatov cocktail
[23:41] <dan2> built on an ancient sound effects burial ground
[23:41] <@Ampersand_> lolololol
[23:42] <Trebbers> I feel cheated he didn't go up
[23:42] <donnamartin> it is?
[23:42] <dan2> "sorry am I too close to the mic? do you want me to redo that?"
[23:42] <donnamartin> that does not feel resolved
[23:42] <@Ampersand_> "no, no, once was fine"
[23:43] <Trebbers> No money for green eyes at the end
[23:43] <donnamartin> screaming girls
[23:43] <lhs> adapted from a goosebumps novel
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Postby Ampersand » Fri May 25, 2018 11:38 am

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There's a high quality copy in the hpn db and a lower quality copy in the shitflixe db. Pick your poison.
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Postby laserblast » Fri May 25, 2018 11:41 am

As promised, I shall return for SWIMFAN.
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Postby laserblast » Fri May 25, 2018 11:42 am

What is making me insane is that I distinctly remember scenes from this film, but we have not watched it. So either this is an elaborate gaslight or, even more horrifyingly, I have independently watched SWIMFAN at some point in my life.
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Postby Ampersand » Fri May 25, 2018 12:06 pm

you are, perhaps, a swimfanfan?
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Postby Ampersand » Sat May 26, 2018 4:06 pm

Ampersand wrote:This Sunday,
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There's a high quality copy in the hpn db and a lower quality copy in the shitflixe db. Pick your poison.
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Postby Ampersand » Sun May 27, 2018 11:57 am

SWIMFAN is TONIGHT!
High quality copy in the hpn db!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun May 27, 2018 3:54 pm

Ampersand wrote:SWIMFAN is TONIGHT!
High quality copy in the hpn db!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun May 27, 2018 8:01 pm

2 hours until we hit the pool!
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Sun May 27, 2018 8:06 pm

I own a swim and dvd
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Sun May 27, 2018 8:07 pm

I've seen this maybe 200 times

Very balm 4 me
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Postby dan » Sun May 27, 2018 8:11 pm

not surprised this is a certified Nathan's Pick®
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Postby Bob511 » Sun May 27, 2018 8:17 pm

It's only eighty-five minutes long, though.
universe, you can't play the willfully ignorant, but partisan bleeding heart
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Postby kayke » Sun May 27, 2018 9:36 pm

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Postby Ampersand » Sun May 27, 2018 9:45 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: Swimfan
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Postby Ampersand » Sun May 27, 2018 10:00 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: Swimfan
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Postby Ampersand » Sun May 27, 2018 11:37 pm

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[22:12] <@Amperfan> 3
[22:12] <@Amperfan> 2
[22:12] <@Amperfan> 1
[22:13] <swimdan> if I ever make a movie I'm gonna just put the Dreamcast startup video as the production company
[22:13] <donnamartinswims> wow, shit got deep fast
[22:13] <beswimfan> jesse bradford you old p hound
[22:13] <@Amperfan> swimming in trophies
[22:14] <swimdan> sexfan
[22:14] <@Amperfan> Shiri, of the Applebee's dynasty
[22:14] <Tredders> What year is this again
[22:14] <@Amperfan> 2002
[22:14] <lhs> disappointing amount of swimming so far
[22:14] <lasersplash> shiri appleby going to get into a huge beef with shiri chili
[22:14] <donnamartinswims> wow they're just doing it in the open
[22:14] <beswimfan> there you go, lhs
[22:14] <kick> swampfan
[22:14] <donnamartinswims> oh hell yes accoustic guitar swimming
[22:15] <lhs> welcome to our "L", notice there's no poo in it
[22:15] <Tredders> Lotta blue movies 2002-2006
[22:15] <@Amperfan> i swim too much
[22:15] <lasersplash> swimhoot
[22:15] <beswimfan> the babysitter's dead
[22:15] <@Amperfan> lotta milquetoast tho
[22:15] <kick> he gave the dog all the milk
[22:16] <beswimfan> this guy's lifestyle was severely impacted by the spike in gas prices soon after this story ended
[22:16] <Tredders> Giles Nuttgens
[22:16] <bobbing511> Fisher Stevens?
[22:16] <lasersplash> that man is polsonnnnnnnnnn
[22:16] <swimdan> he's skimming out one of the freshmen who drowned
[22:16] <kick> was that an american and a french flag? where does this take place french america?
[22:16] <beswimfan> what is dan hedaya up to these days
[22:17] <donnamartinswims> yeh fuck school
[22:17] <swimdan> "just don't drink too much before bed"
[22:18] <donnamartinswims> do they go to school in a castle?
[22:18] <lhs> nah, just cruel intentions high
[22:18] <Tredders> Dante's Swimferno
[22:18] <donnamartinswims> wanna go get some Code REd?
[22:18] <bobbing511> Probably shouldn't antagonize Mark David Chapman.
[22:19] <beswimfan> jesus, do not stay together in college
[22:19] <@Amperfan> "i'll swim to you, my love"
[22:19] <kick> it's the companion cube from portal, your favorite game
[22:19] <beswimfan> does the audio sound like we're watching this in grand central station to anyone else
[22:19] <donnamartinswims> it's the castle
[22:20] <beswimfan> erika christensen has never really gotten her due
[22:20] <lhs> hack the locker
[22:20] <@Amperfan> just a major credit card
[22:20] <beswimfan> heh
[22:20] <Tredders> What
[22:21] <lasersplash> (whispering to date while watching swimfan) that's the swimfan
[22:21] <kick> wow the lockers at swim-hogwarts are not super secure
[22:21] <beswimfan> and a surgeon too
[22:21] <beswimfan> this guy's a lock for stanford
[22:21] <Tredders> Everybody is swimcrazy in this town
[22:22] <Tredders> Swim scouts
[22:22] <swimdan> does he get a new pack every week?
[22:22] <beswimfan> this town is run by teenagers, like that hungarian railway
[22:22] <bobbing511> A boat-up restaurant with swimhops
[22:22] <donnamartinswims> it's all this town has ever since the swim mines closed down
[22:23] <beswimfan> amy, amy, the commute isn't doable
[22:23] <Tredders> Hmm, those cards are why playing solitaire is a euphemism for jerking it.
[22:23] <donnamartinswims> amy this is the worst idea eve
[22:23] <kick> he sounds like he's holding in a toke
[22:23] <beswimfan> zac efroff here
[22:24] <donnamartinswims> zac effron has date-raped at least three women at this point
[22:24] <lasersplash> ah yes, maddy's cousin, laura palmer!
[22:25] <lhs> his bumper sticker says "my other car's a speedo"
[22:25] <bobbing511> Heh
[22:25] <donnamartinswims> i insist you ride in the car i almost ran you over with, which is assuredly an attempt to trap you as i'm a stalker
[22:25] <@Amperfan> she's clearly walking around and flashing people, so getting a ride ruins it
[22:26] <kick> ew
[22:26] <@Amperfan> "hah. i mean handsy"
[22:26] <kick> He already has a perfectly clingy girlfriend
[22:26] <bobbing511> Movie's scoffing at its own dialogue.
[22:26] <donnamartinswims> this car is amazing
[22:26] <beswimfan> swimclub
[22:27] <beswimfan> he's just waiting for windowsME to upgrade
[22:27] <Tredders> Marco Polo suite in G
[22:27] <donnamartinswims> lol
[22:27] <kick> british columbia
[22:27] <beswimfan> is that her cousin
[22:28] <kick> he looks the opposite of sharp, he looks rounded
[22:28] <lasersplash> lol
[22:28] <Tredders> What the fuck is this house
[22:28] <kick> oh cool, they live in a castle too
[22:29] <donnamartinswims> dark shadows manor
[22:29] <swimdan> Dante looks like if Steven Baldwin was playing Clark Kent
[22:29] <Tredders> ah
[22:30] <beswimfan> outswam the dragon
[22:30] <lhs> i was thinking milton + tyler durden
[22:30] <kick> how long ago could it have been if he's in high school?
[22:30] <donnamartinswims> outswimming his demons
[22:30] <donnamartinswims> his middle school was pretty rough
[22:30] <kick> that's called disassociation, sweety
[22:30] <bobbing511> "Where no one can touch me, or hurt me, or has even heard of Julia Stiles."
[22:30] <donnamartinswims> are they in the same movie?
[22:30] <Tredders> line
[22:30] <donnamartinswims> aha bob
[22:30] <lhs> haha bob
[22:31] <donnamartinswims> story of your 17 years life
[22:31] <lasersplash> bob that was viious
[22:31] <lasersplash> *c
[22:31] <donnamartinswims> this is some pornhub level acting
[22:32] <bobbing511> "...but we've got a premise to get to."
[22:32] <donnamartinswims> oh baby, oh baby, do me
[22:32] <beswimfan> do champion swimmers tend to be 5'7''
[22:33] <kick> wes anderswim art direction
[22:33] <lhs> time for the breast stroke i guess
[22:33] <donnamartinswims> i dunno, do women consider it a date to watch him swim?
[22:33] <@Amperfan> "let's chlorinate"
[22:33] <donnamartinswims> lol lhs
[22:33] <donnamartinswims> man, weirdest foreplay ever
[22:33] <Tredders> what is this
[22:33] <beswimfan> [confident woman is murderer piano music]
[22:33] <swimdan> just wait until they bring the pool noodle in Donna
[22:33] <donnamartinswims> fetish porn
[22:34] <donnamartinswims> dan, lol
[22:34] <Tredders> pool edging
[22:34] <lhs> heh
[22:34] <donnamartinswims> swimfan is gonna turn him into a swimman
[22:34] <Tredders> "Coach told me to stop fucking in the pool"
[22:35] <swimdan> love that poolwater taste
[22:35] <kick> swimfornication
[22:35] <donnamartinswims> man, fucking in a pool is about a step above the beach
[22:35] <lasersplash> splash me like one of your french girls
[22:35] <Tredders> ahahah
[22:35] <donnamartinswims> lol
[22:35] <beswimfan> oof
[22:35] <@Amperfan> "totally not a binding contract or anything"
[22:35] <Tredders> Tells all the girls that chlorine kills sperm
[22:36] <@Amperfan> so-so
[22:36] <kick> her bra is never going to dry out
[22:36] <swimdan> he actually thought fast and put a swimcap on down there
[22:36] <donnamartinswims> but if i did, don't slut shame me
[22:36] <@Amperfan> swim buddies?
[22:36] <donnamartinswims> hope his little swimmers aren't being scouted by stanford
[22:36] <kick> lotta dogs here
[22:37] <Tredders> Next scene is coach screaming about the disgusting state of the pool
[22:37] <donnamartinswims> it's a video from the pool room
[22:38] <Tredders> uh
[22:38] <swimdan> *big wave of water comes spilling out)
[22:38] <@Amperfan> lol
[22:38] <lhs> spin art?
[22:38] <beswimfan> gorgeous handwriting, amy
[22:38] <SWIXX> lol dan
[22:38] <kick> swarmy of one
[22:38] <@Amperfan> is he stealing valor?
[22:38] <swimdan> aha
[22:39] <beswimfan> nu-swim
[22:39] <donnamartinswims> jesus the early aughts guitar in this
[22:39] <Tredders> What a choice
[22:39] <Tredders> Having splashbacks
[22:39] <donnamartinswims> lol
[22:39] <kick> lol
[22:39] <swimdan> this is all it takes to coach swimming?
[22:39] <beswimfan> way to swim
[22:40] <donnamartinswims> this guy is modeling his character from steph in pretty in pink
[22:40] <kick> swim the higher lane
[22:40] <lhs> he's gets caught huffing chlorine and is off the team
[22:40] <lhs> he*
[22:40] <Tredders> haha
[22:40] <kick> it seems like the couple have nothing in common other than that they are dating each other
[22:41] <beswimfan> a video run?
[22:41] <Tredders> video run
[22:41] <kick> gotta rent wayne's world
[22:41] <beswimfan> has to go rent meet the parents
[22:41] <bobbing511> Swimming in the sink
[22:41] <lasersplash> I CAN FEEL YOU SWIMMING TO ME IN MY SINK
[22:42] <beswimfan> shade
[22:42] <@Amperfan> "so fragile"
[22:42] <lhs> oh noooo
[22:42] <donnamartinswims> yeah who would have seen this comign
[22:43] <Tredders> George Constanza move
[22:43] <swimdan> haha
[22:43] <lasersplash> oh plenty of people been seen coming in this movie
[22:43] <@Amperfan> totally inconspicuous, too
[22:43] <donnamartinswims> if they fucked in the pool, how do you lose your painties in the car
[22:43] <lhs> her bra has also been dangling from the antenna this whole time too
[22:43] <@Amperfan> weird porn
[22:43] <kick> y don't answer?
[22:43] <donnamartinswims> oh ben
[22:43] <@Amperfan> "do u even swim??"
[22:44] <beswimfan> Post Message
[22:44] <Tredders> The internet when everybody still capitalized things
[22:44] <swimdan> this goes on for another 25 minutes
[22:44] <lhs> posting on swimpinion
[22:44] <donnamartinswims> ben here has a future in politics
[22:44] <Tredders> ahahhahahahaha
[22:44] <swimdan> *TalHotBlond has signed in*
[22:44] <lasersplash> lol
[22:45] <beswimfan> more nuanced coaching
[22:45] <Tredders> goddamn
[22:45] <kick> coaching is kind of just shaming
[22:45] <donnamartinswims> i should be a swim coach
[22:45] <donnamartinswims> i can yell at people
[22:45] <@Amperfan> waltz your way through a backstroke
[22:45] <lhs> love that his office is a desk by the pool at which he sits with the lights off
[22:45] <beswimfan> the waltz is hardly appropriate for the nu-metal we play during meets
[22:46] <bobbing511> Not everyone has the eyebrows for coaching, though.
[22:46] <Tredders> Hell yes Swimfan
[22:46] <kick> ruh roh
[22:46] <beswimfan> is she going to kill the dog
[22:46] <beswimfan> can we get a content warning on pet killing
[22:46] <kick> swimfan meets the swimfam
[22:46] <bobbing511> Ha
[22:46] <lhs> "i legally changed my name to madiswim"
[22:46] <Tredders> ah
[22:46] <@Amperfan> lol
[22:46] <donnamartinswims> i just let strangers in
[22:47] <kick> mom just lets anyone with flowers into the house
[22:47] <swimdan> "left my panties in your fireplace, just getting them back"
[22:47] <@Amperfan> lol
[22:47] <beswimfan> did you go to grad school, ben
[22:47] <Tredders> Is there going to be a fake pregnancy scare in this
[22:47] <donnamartinswims> what is this acting
[22:47] <donnamartinswims> she has the inflection of a middle school play
[22:47] <kick> lol
[22:48] <swimdan> Ben trying to give her the old splash n' dash
[22:48] <lasersplash> insane editing
[22:48] <kick> what was that cutttt
[22:48] <lhs> yepppp
[22:48] <donnamartinswims> is she gonna pull off her wig, reveal a giant scar?
[22:48] <@Amperfan> mad-as-hell-ison
[22:48] <kick> lol
[22:48] <donnamartinswims> she's recording that bro
[22:49] <Tredders> ahah
[22:49] <bobbing511> Not EVERY time, I guess.
[22:50] <donnamartinswims> oh god, the dogs gonna get it goat style
[22:50] <kick> those kitchen cabinets are insane
[22:50] <lhs> his ride got pimped and they put a pool in the back seat
[22:50] <bobbing511> Steering wheel was secured with garter belts.
[22:50] <Tredders> ahahah
[22:50] <beswimfan> haha
[22:50] <donnamartinswims> what is this email program?
[22:50] <beswimfan> love this ui
[22:50] <@Amperfan> enhance
[22:51] <Tredders> The Lappening
[22:51] <beswimfan> the entire OS seems to be based around swimming?
[22:51] <kick> I'm kind of with Allison on this girlfriend being dull
[22:52] <donnamartinswims> that gif
[22:52] <lhs> what song is this
[22:53] <Tredders> I thought Randy was Josh for a second
[22:53] <donnamartinswims> our lady of nickleback or somethign
[22:53] <@Amperfan> lol
[22:53] <kick> I thought he was gonna kiss her too
[22:54] <kick> once again this couple talks about nothing other than being a couple
[22:54] <lhs> who was that in the background
[22:54] <Tredders> Couldn't tell, like something blowing around
[22:55] <beswimfan> thank you, editor
[22:55] <@Amperfan> AAARRRGHyle
[22:55] <donnamartinswims> oh my god the cuts
[22:55] <bobbing511> ::air brakes::
[22:55] <lhs> drop you right in the deep end
[22:55] <swimdan> subswiminal editing
[22:55] <Tredders> Somebody saw Fight Club
[22:55] <lhs> "only my dick loved you"
[22:55] <kick> lol
[22:56] <@Amperfan> fucks the old man to get back at him
[22:56] <Tredders> Old man's nudie cards are going to be all Swimfan
[22:56] <beswimfan> so this guy is gonna die
[22:57] <donnamartinswims> this guy, the dog, at a minimum
[22:57] <Tredders> Just wondering if it'll be a frame up
[22:57] <lhs> surely you could take ten seconds and describe a boob to him
[22:57] <donnamartinswims> he died of a broken heart
[22:57] <bobbing511> Accidentally gave him chlorine tabs instead of the heart medication.
[22:57] <donnamartinswims> he's 17
[22:57] <swimdan> lol bob
[22:57] <donnamartinswims> how is this his fault?
[22:58] <Tredders> "You could lose your Medical License"
[22:58] <kick> let you go.... back to work!
[22:58] <donnamartinswims> rage stair run
[22:58] <donnamartinswims> being an orderly was his backup career
[22:58] <bobbing511> Whoa
[22:58] <lasersplash> oh cool guy
[22:58] <Tredders> That's a bit much
[22:58] <beswimfan> be gentle ben
[22:58] <lhs> stranglefan
[22:58] <@Amperfan> at least he's threatening in the library quietly
[22:59] <donnamartinswims> ew
[22:59] <kick> aaaaah
[22:59] <bobbing511> Our Hero
[22:59] <beswimfan> we're all on swimfan's side, right?
[22:59] <swimdan> well now she has no reason to ever hate him
[22:59] <donnamartinswims> yes, i am
[22:59] <@Amperfan> he screwed the meat one too many times
[22:59] <beswimfan> what do swim scouts need to see? don't they just need the times?
[23:00] <kick> why is she working until 1 am, isn't that illegal?
[23:00] <kick> these kids
[23:00] <bobbing511> Restaurant is in international waters.
[23:00] <beswimfan> the music
[23:00] <kick> the 2002s were a different time when kids could be doctors and run boat bars
[23:00] <@Amperfan> "i can carrrryy this soooofa"
[23:01] <beswimfan> boy, the repercussions
[23:01] <Tredders> What did he think was going to happen
[23:01] <swimdan> boy, you strangle one woman and everythng just goes to pieces
[23:01] <kick> hmm it's almost like don't cheat on your girlfriend huh
[23:01] <lhs> chlorineblind by counting crows
[23:02] <Tredders> ahahh
[23:02] <donnamartinswims> lol
[23:02] <beswimfan> he's literally mark david chapman
[23:02] <Tredders> Holy shit
[23:02] <beswimfan> back there reading catcher in the rye
[23:02] <Tredders> uh
[23:02] <donnamartinswims> the 90s version of a boombox
[23:03] <Tredders> Man, if his little platform collapses
[23:03] <Tredders> Oh shit
[23:03] <kick> look at all these swimfans
[23:03] <beswimfan> those stanford swim scouts are straight out of central casting
[23:03] <beswimfan> (?)
[23:03] <Tredders> Thought they were detectives
[23:03] <swimdan> "Now, lets dim the lights for the main heat"
[23:03] <donnamartinswims> those khakis are eight sizes too big
[23:04] <beswimfan> haha
[23:04] <Tredders> ahahhaha
[23:04] <bobbing511> At this school?
[23:04] <Tredders> "For fuck's sake, look at me"
[23:04] <bobbing511> "Take that shit to South Newark High"
[23:04] <Tredders> Swim banned
[23:04] <beswimfan> he did seem roided in the cello library yesterday
[23:04] <swimdan> *writing on notepad* -Doesn't take steriods (?)
[23:05] <donnamartinswims> swimfight
[23:05] <lhs> "help i can't swim"
[23:05] <Tredders> ahah
[23:05] <beswimfan> hehe
[23:05] <swimdan> "lets go, these other kids aint shit"
[23:06] <kick> "the steroids"
[23:06] <beswimfan> just do your homework and be quiet, ben
[23:06] <donnamartinswims> roid rage
[23:06] <lhs> starts shooting up pool water
[23:06] <donnamartinswims> it's me, captain morgan
[23:07] <beswimfan> more great editing
[23:07] <lasersplash> incredible line delivery
[23:07] <kick> That's not my name- the tingtings
[23:07] <@Amperfan> "ben... here before?"
[23:08] <Tredders> Getting seasick from this
[23:08] <donnamartinswims> wow got real After School Special here
[23:08] <beswimfan> randy's turn
[23:08] <swimdan> this editing/soundtrack is so wild
[23:08] <swimdan> I lovitz
[23:08] <beswimfan> not randall poster's best work
[23:08] <donnamartinswims> holy shit
[23:08] <lhs> is this mono
[23:08] <donnamartinswims> i need that soundrack in my life
[23:09] <@Amperfan> the editor's last name is Flack, and she sure is catching some in the chat tonight
[23:09] <kick> his swimball bat
[23:09] <beswimfan> did she kill josh with that bat
[23:09] <beswimfan> and now his prints are on it
[23:09] <donnamartinswims> i like how this movie really focuses on the female gaze
[23:09] <Tredders> ahahaha
[23:09] <bobbing511> Going to switch to a sport that doesn't care about steroids.
[23:09] <lhs> BONK
[23:09] <Tredders> *bump*
[23:09] <kick> I jumped
[23:09] <beswimfan> haha
[23:09] <Tredders> ahah
[23:09] <donnamartinswims> wow fast cut
[23:09] <beswimfan> that cut was NICE
[23:10] <@Amperfan> swam to death
[23:10] <kick> if we swim with the lord
[23:10] <donnamartinswims> josh wore his best polo
[23:10] <bobbing511> I feel like one grave over, there's a Final Destination funeral going on.
[23:10] <@Amperfan> his mourning polo
[23:10] <donnamartinswims> franky knuckles here. ya gonna swim with the fishes
[23:11] <swimdan> "I'd like to run your piss through a lie detector"
[23:11] <kick> lol
[23:11] <lhs> heh donna
[23:11] <@Amperfan> i'mma watchu call a dullard
[23:11] <Tredders> "As they say, stay in the shallow end"
[23:11] <beswimfan> this oughta fix everything
[23:11] <donnamartinswims> this seems like a good approach
[23:12] <kick> he's not really a thinker
[23:12] <donnamartinswims> he's a swimmer
[23:12] <donnamartinswims> duh
[23:12] <lasersplash> ah yes, a rothko
[23:12] <beswimfan> took his life of crime jacket out of storage
[23:13] <beswimfan> (ANABOLIC STEROID)
[23:13] <swimdan> that's what Paganini got busted for
[23:13] <donnamartinswims> stop putting our fingerprints on everything
[23:13] <@Amperfan> sending cellos down my spine
[23:13] <Tredders> haha
[23:13] <beswimfan> evil genius, terrible collagist
[23:13] <lhs> "i love my huge bf"
[23:14] <@Amperfan> "welcome to purgatorio"
[23:14] <kick> yeesss I've been waiting for this team up
[23:14] <Tredders> "A box of chocolates
[23:14] <lhs> who is this guy to her again
[23:14] <kick> cousin
[23:14] <beswimfan> cousin
[23:15] <beswimfan> damn, she had a Baseballfan account too
[23:15] <Tredders> What is this guy doing
[23:15] <Tredders> Just call the fucking detective
[23:16] <Tredders> Don't drive in to 7even
[23:16] <kick> they went on a road trip?! I love this gut
[23:16] <kick> *gut
[23:16] <donnamartinswims> did it rain all the sudden or are they sweaty
[23:16] <kick> *guy
[23:16] <kick> wow
[23:17] <beswimfan> hell of a room he has
[23:17] <swimdan> just wait till you see what she did to the rest of the Isotopes
[23:18] <kick> "I should but I won't"
[23:18] <beswimfan> ROLESVILLE LIONS
[23:18] <donnamartinswims> but he has an alibi
[23:18] <Tredders> I'm in fuckin Rolesville
[23:19] <@Amperfan> take a shot at the swimfan, you best not miss
[23:19] <swimdan> Splashed by my Doctor
[23:19] <Tredders> Dr. Venice is probably dead
[23:19] <kick> lol dan
[23:20] <Tredders> 17 year old doctor, checks out
[23:20] <donnamartinswims> oh hi 17 yo go righ tahead
[23:20] <donnamartinswims> lol
[23:20] <beswimfan> pretty clever, ben
[23:21] <Tredders> what
[23:21] <lasersplash> maddy howser, m.d.
[23:22] <lhs> waiting for the wacky scene where she gets roped into performing emergency brain surgery
[23:22] <@Amperfan> lol
[23:22] <Tredders> Movie decided to get dumber
[23:22] <beswimfan> how did he organize this so quickly
[23:22] <donnamartinswims> this seems bad for ben
[23:22] <@Amperfan> *licks the side of her neck*
[23:22] <kick> Ben is so creepy
[23:23] <donnamartinswims> need a gif
[23:23] <@Amperfan> yeah, unhinged
[23:23] <Tredders> Call the detective
[23:23] <kick> I hate this
[23:23] <swimdan> I like the weird metroid sounds that creep up in the background
[23:23] <@Amperfan> *chews on hair*
[23:23] <Tredders> Uh
[23:23] <donnamartinswims> that's it?
[23:23] <donnamartinswims> i need a gif of that though
[23:23] <Tredders> *farts*
[23:23] <swimdan> 15 minutes of credits
[23:23] <donnamartinswims> cousin is A++
[23:23] <bobbing511> That wasn't much of a confession.
[23:24] <donnamartinswims> that wasn't much of an ending
[23:24] <Tredders> A cop apologize? Come on
[23:24] <beswimfan> strains credulity
[23:24] <kick> we didn't get the scene from the trailer where swimfan had GF hostage
[23:24] <@Amperfan> in the words of John Rambo: "it's never ovah"
[23:24] <beswimfan> is she gonna do a the fugitive escape
[23:24] <Tredders> Why have a cop in the back
[23:24] <lhs> better than getting a confession via record-a-greeting birthday card
[23:25] <donnamartinswims> how fucking dumb are these cops
[23:25] <kick> these fucking dumbos
[23:25] <lasersplash> as dumb as all cops
[23:25] <beswimfan> yep, just like the fugitive
[23:25] <lasersplash> "i didn't kill my [swimfan]"
[23:25] <lasersplash> "i know"
[23:26] <@Amperfan> So I Fucked an Athlete Murderer
[23:26] <donnamartinswims> lol
[23:26] <lasersplash> lol
[23:26] <lasersplash> and tell me what to do now when i want you back
[23:26] <beswimfan> welp
[23:26] <kick> she's concussed
[23:27] <kick> why did they let this doofus take her out of the hospital?
[23:27] <donnamartinswims> why is amy at their house?
[23:27] <donnamartinswims> oh please kill her by stabbing her with the trophy
[23:27] <Tredders> Seems like news of two cops getting shot would travel fast
[23:27] <donnamartinswims> pre-cell phones
[23:28] <Tredders> How can this not end at the pool?
[23:28] <donnamartinswims> on no the velocoraptor is in the house
[23:28] <donnamartinswims> yep
[23:28] <donnamartinswims> just liek newman
[23:28] <kick> mom!
[23:28] <beswimfan> "wake me after the credits"
[23:29] <swimdan> filled her mouth with peanut butter that sicko
[23:29] <@Amperfan> back to where it all started
[23:29] <lhs> it's going to end with a car pool
[23:29] <Tredders> Call the cops
[23:29] <beswimfan> thank god he hasn't forgotten to pay his skytel bill in all of this
[23:29] <bobbing511> Don't beep while driving, dude.
[23:29] <donnamartinswims> ben, you weren't already going to the pool?
[23:29] <lasersplash> there were only two cops and they're dead, i'm afraid
[23:29] <@Amperfan> he is a dip, i'm afraid
[23:30] <beswimfan> maaaaaaapsss
[23:30] <Tredders> "What?"
[23:30] <@Amperfan> lol
[23:30] <kick> lol
[23:30] <donnamartinswims> ben just admit it
[23:30] <swimdan> ahaha
[23:30] <bobbing511> What a really bad tour.
[23:30] <donnamartinswims> then lie like you did the first time
[23:30] <swimdan> it made a chopping noise when she hit the water
[23:30] <donnamartinswims> he lied to get sex, he can't lie to save amy's life?
[23:30] <kick> "tell her"?
[23:30] <beswimfan> where's the coach to tell him he's banned from the pool
[23:30] <Tredders> Bobbing for injured girlfriends
[23:30] <lasersplash> he has honor now. and 501s
[23:30] <beswimfan> i guess the coach is watching from his darkened desk
[23:30] <lhs> the coach is sitting at his pool desk the entire time
[23:30] <@Amperfan> lol
[23:30] <donnamartinswims> oh my god
[23:31] <@Amperfan> loooool
[23:31] <kick> oh yeah sure
[23:31] <Tredders> Holy shit
[23:31] <donnamartinswims> oh man macguyver's time in juvie paying off
[23:31] <lhs> just lift the chair?
[23:31] <@Amperfan> building up those lockpicking stats paid off
[23:32] <donnamartinswims> how ironic that swim fan can't swim
[23:32] <lasersplash> LIVE LOOK at ben's heroic rescue https://i.ytimg.com/vi/R5fZobDqQbU/maxresdefault.jpg
[23:32] <swimdan> the editing makes it feel like there's 3 different pools in play
[23:32] <beswimfan> what
[23:32] <kick> CALL SOMEONE
[23:32] <lhs> this is how signs ended too, right
[23:32] <@Amperfan> lol at the drop of water falling into her eue
[23:32] <donnamartinswims> dude, no teenage love can survive this
[23:32] <@Amperfan> *eye
[23:32] <kick> CALL AN ADULT
[23:32] <donnamartinswims> oh come on have you not seen jason?
[23:32] <beswimfan> she's still breathing
[23:32] <lhs> all the adults are dead
[23:32] <bobbing511> Gotta end on a Friday the 13th moment.
[23:33] <Tredders> ahha
[23:33] <@Amperfan> Madison of God
[23:33] <bobbing511> Beat me, donna.
[23:33] <donnamartinswims> i guess she'll never be an adult swim fan
[23:33] <Tredders> ba dum tssh
[23:33] <lhs> ugh
[23:33] <beswimfan> FINE, i'll go to brown too
[23:33] <@Amperfan> lllllllol
[23:33] <donnamartinswims> oh that's it?
[23:33] <donnamartinswims> oh okay
[23:33] <swimdan> welp
[23:33] <bobbing511> Built a new life smuggling steroids in his cargo pants.
[23:33] <donnamartinswims> and FIN!
[23:34] <kick> she was a broken woman, did you see that look in her eyes
[23:34] <@Amperfan> THE Cast
[23:34] <beswimfan> danny aiello III
[23:34] <@Amperfan> awesome
[23:34] <lasersplash> camera operator: chris hayes
[23:34] <donnamartinswims> Best Boy Electric
[23:34] <donnamartinswims> who's the best boy
[23:35] <lhs> i love it when you call me big papadopoulos
[23:35] <swimdan> that was a slick flick
[23:35] <@Amperfan> very wet
[23:35] <@Amperfan> soaking wet, in fact
[23:35] <swimdan> fair amoutn of outdated tech too
[23:36] <lasersplash> hell yeah the underwater unit
[23:36] <beswimfan> underwater unit credits run for 8 minutes
[23:36] <kick> glad the dog didn't die
[23:36] <lasersplash> safety divers provided by SAFETY FIRST DIVERS
[23:36] <@Amperfan> and featured a Soaking Wet Benny as its lead
[23:36] <Tredders> Can't believe they didn't do the Swimfan escapes, starts in a new school ending
[23:36] <beswimfan> yeah, thank god for that, kick
[23:36] <donnamartinswims> yeah, missed opportunity treb
[23:36] <beswimfan> ash!
[23:36] <donnamartinswims> the names of the songs
[23:37] <kick> special thanks to water
[23:37] <@Amperfan> thank you Michael Douglas
[23:37] <beswimfan> yeah, thanks to michael douglas for letting us totally steal fatal attraction
[23:37] <Tredders> Thanks to oxygen, and twice as much thanks to hydrogen
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Postby Bob511 » Tue May 29, 2018 8:19 pm

Some Background wrote:Actress Choi Eun-hee was abducted in Hong Kong when she was propositioned to direct a film and possibly run a performing academy in a Hong Kong school. She was taken from Repulse Bay and arrived in Nampo Harbor, North Korea, on January 22, 1978. She was housed in a luxury villa called Building Number 1. She toured the city and was shown Pyongyang as well as Kim Il-sung's birthplace, among other landmarks and museums. She was given a tutor who instructed her on the life and achievements of Kim Il-sung. Kim Jong-il took her to movies, operas, musicals, and parties. He asked her opinion on various films and respected her perspective. It was five years before she knew that she had been kidnapped as bait for Shin.

After Choi disappeared, Shin Sang-ok began searching for her. They had been divorced and Shin had another family at that time. Shin had also been struggling with the South Korean government because his film license for Shin Studios had been revoked. He had been traveling the world searching for one of his films to be greenlit so that he could acquire a resident visa. Six months after Choi's capture, Shin was in Hong Kong and was captured as well. He also was given lavish accommodations but wasn't told what happened to Choi. After two escape attempts, he was sent to prison for his disobedience. On February 23, 1983, Shin received a letter saying he was to be released from jail. On March 7, 1983, Shin and Choi were reunited at a party hosted by Kim Jong-il.

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Pulgasari. Made in 1985. This film was heavily influenced by the popular Godzilla films at the time. It is about a farmers' uprising in medieval Korea. A little girl pricks her finger while sewing, and when the blood falls on a little dragon toy made out of rice, it comes to life as a monster. It fights for the farmers and smashes the emperor's palace. Nevertheless, his appetite is so big that he starts eating the farmers' tools, so the girl who spawned it decides to sacrifice herself by disguising herself as Pulgasari's food. When the monster accidentally eats the girl, he explodes and dies.

Jonathan Ross stated that the film was intended by the North Korean Government to be a propaganda metaphor for the effects of unchecked capitalism and the power of the collective.

Kenpachiro Satsuma was quoted as saying he preferred Pulgasari to TriStar's Godzilla. There has been some speculation that the director Shin Sang-ok included a hidden message of his own in the film; the monster of the movie was to be interpreted as a metaphor for Kim Il-sung betraying a people's revolution for his own purposes.

After finding out that his credit was removed from the movie, Shin Sang-ok also wrote a remake called The Adventures of Galgameth.
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