HPN SHIT FLIXE: HIDEAWAY (Goldblum/Koontz), Thurs @ 2200 EDT

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Ampersand » Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:09 pm

This Thursday,
trailer here
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Postby important dentist » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:24 am


any chance anyone could up parts 1 & 2? my girlfriend will be joining and needs to catch up
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cannot afford to spend that much time researching human sexuality."
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:46 pm

important dentist wrote:siiiiiick

any chance anyone could up parts 1 & 2? my girlfriend will be joining and needs to catch up

I'll try to throw them up in the hpn db tomorrow
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:04 am

The STALKED BY MY DOCTOR TRILOGY is currently in the 'box. Catch up before we watch Part III tomorrow night!
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Postby important dentist » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:59 am

just finished the surprisingly short marathon. ready for tomorrow!
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Postby kayke » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:28 am

still trying to get people to call these the "stalktor" movies
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:28 pm

Stalked By My Doctor: Patient's Revenge is TONIGHT!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:20 pm

Ampersand wrote:PAGING DR. BECK:
Stalked By My Doctor: Patient's Revenge is TONIGHT!
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:12 pm

Two hours until the doctor comes calling... again!
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Postby dan » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:47 pm

rubbing my hands in anticipation
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:49 pm

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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:02 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: Stalked By My Doctor 3
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:40 pm

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[22:14] <@Ampersand_> 3
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> 2
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> 1
[22:14] <besoin> ah, already over
[22:14] <dan2_> this is so you can watch them in unbroken marathon form
[22:14] <bob511> Do you think we'll ever get an Avengers equivalent for the Stalked By Cinematic Universe?
[22:14] <Doctor_trebek> Last season on Stalked by My Doctor
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> that's his Facebook Memories video
[22:14] <bob511> Like, My Doctor, My Mother, and My Neighbor team up to stalk Galactus or something.
[22:15] <kayke_> lol
[22:15] <dan2_> new lifetime logo is bland as hell
[22:15] <besoin> that cappuccino machine is so conspicuous
[22:15] <@Ampersand_> damn they got the whole fam together again
[22:15] <kayke_> why was she sleeping with all that eyeshadow on
[22:15] <kayke_> ages the face!
[22:15] <besoin> or the wig
[22:15] <dan2_> original song you say...
[22:15] <bob511> Original song "Stalk in Love"
[22:15] <Doctor_trebek> Original Song
[22:15] <@Ampersand_> "he's the best damn surgeon on the West Coast, dear"
[22:16] <kayke_> she went to sleep looking like she's about to be on a local news show 
[22:16] <besoin> all the villains relax in phoenix
[22:16] <lhs> crashing her own funeral turned her goth, eh
[22:16] <stlkedbymydentis> he's still in jail actually huh
[22:16] <Doctor_trebek> Got off on a technicality?
[22:16] <@Ampersand_> the margarita defense
[22:17] <dan2_> yeah this is all a fantasy like his therapist from the last one
[22:17] <kayke_> 3 months and she's already at the "no secrets" phase
[22:17] <Doctor_trebek> What in the world
[22:17] <stlkedbymydentis> oh that's where that was going
[22:17] <lhs> okay this is definitely in his head
[22:17] <dan2_> *Roberts is immediately woken up by a guard knocking his baton against the bars*
[22:17] <kayke_> the headboard is disgusting looking
[22:17] <Doctor_trebek> This is already more pervy than the other ones
[22:18] <Doctor_trebek> ahaahhah
[22:18] <stlkedbymydentis> i don't think you're allowed to convince an individual juror of anything
[22:18] <Doctor_trebek> "It was complicated"
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> so silly!
[22:18] <kayke_> so so silly
[22:19] <Doctor_trebek> ahahh
[22:19] <kayke_> smart bisexual
[22:19] <kayke_> get out honey
[22:19] <dan2_> if he's going to lie, why tell her the detail about tricking the one juror?
[22:19] <besoin> stalked by my adjunct
[22:19] <Doctor_trebek> woah
[22:19] <kayke_> how did he do that
[22:19] <@Ampersand_> omg
[22:19] <dan2_> oh man
[22:19] <sideshowraheem> holy shit
[22:19] <besoin> his alter ego is literally on fantasy island
[22:19] <dan2_> Roberts is on Island Time
[22:19] <kayke_> oh fun time vacation stalktor
[22:20] <lhs> the haunted tj maxx chair
[22:20] <@Ampersand_> i have that robe
[22:20] <Doctor_trebek> What the fuck is that house
[22:20] <besoin> that ain't phoenix
[22:20] <Doctor_trebek> he has no job
[22:20] <dan2_> "sigh...third one this week"
[22:20] <bob511> Sudden Valley, Phoeniz, AZ
[22:20] <@Ampersand_> he actually killed someone in Part 2
[22:20] <besoin> shouldn't have matriculated to the university of phoenix
[22:20] <@Ampersand_> and then dissolved him in a bathtub
[22:20] <lhs> RIP uncle roger
[22:20] <@Ampersand_> guess he got away with it
[22:21] <dan2_> he's rockin up in heaven now
[22:21] <kayke_> I want the comic con exclusive aloha shirt doctor variant action figure
[22:21] <Doctor_trebek> Oh damn, Beck paid for it.
[22:21] <dan2_> lol kayke
[22:21] <@Ampersand_> i bet Dr. Beck even played bass at Uncle Roger's funeral
[22:21] <bob511> "God, mom, dad, stop stalking me already."
[22:21] <besoin> good music
[22:22] <dan2_> I'm assuming all these credentials are forged
[22:22] <kayke_> they're playing fast and loose with the whole "goth" thing
[22:22] <@Ampersand_> Dr. Feck
[22:22] <besoin> in 6 years, 90% of cardiologists will be female
[22:22] <@Ampersand_> 101b-cup? strange
[22:22] <kayke_> he was just looking at her heart
[22:22] <@Ampersand_> lol kayke
[22:22] <stlkedbymydentis> lol
[22:22] <dan2_> oh god
[22:22] <Doctor_trebek> ahahaahh
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> really nailed the teaching experience
[22:23] <stlkedbymydentis> hooooo dowgie
[22:23] <Doctor_trebek> "Victoria, step into my trunk"
[22:23] <dan2_> lol
[22:23] <besoin> did roberts have a stroke
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> he sounds drunk as a skunk
[22:23] <lhs> the mallest of practices
[22:23] <bob511> "If that were true, I would have been hired by the University of Michigan"
[22:24] <kayke_> I run this class the same way I run an operating room... into the ground
[22:24] <@Ampersand_> whoa baby
[22:24] <stlkedbymydentis> well here we go
[22:24] <Doctor_trebek> hell yes beck time
[22:24] <@Ampersand_> rockabyeeee
[22:24] <besoin> the vaguest nerve
[22:24] <kayke_> it sounds like she has viva rockvegas
[22:24] <@Ampersand_> he is so drunk. i've gotta catch up
[22:24] <Doctor_trebek> vesavatalsynope
[22:24] <stlkedbymydentis> i think roberts may have gotten a few of his teeth knocked out of place by that golf club
[22:25] <besoin> sycamore trees
[22:25] <dan2_> I hope there's a Q sort of tech guy supplying him with all his perv equipment
[22:25] <kayke_> "you've got a big ass"
[22:25] <besoin> how come the imaginary guy is sober
[22:25] <stlkedbymydentis> the good al is in the lodge and he can't leave
[22:26] <dan2_> I think the angle is that Good Eric is the stuff he's trying to drown out with alcohol, hence why he's always holding a drink
[22:26] <@Ampersand_> a man can't even practice photography in public anymore
[22:27] <bob511> Stalked By My Stalkee
[22:27] <stlkedbymydentis> dr. beck is basically jordan peterson huh
[22:27] <dan2_> when the creeper becomes the creep-ed
[22:27] <kayke_> I wanted it to just be a worm in the envelope
[22:27] <Doctor_trebek> "This sensation is odd....am I being...stalked?"
[22:27] <besoin> this is citrus college
[22:27] <@Ampersand_> ab so lute ly, dentist, tho Dr. Beck can actually perform his stated medical profession
[22:27] <kayke_> "first of all... what is buh-lud?"
[22:28] <dan2_> only 14 minutes in and this rolling hard
[22:28] <lhs> "maybe we should get a platelet of blood at dinner"
[22:28] <@Ampersand_> The Return will be hard to top, but i'm optimistic
[22:28] <@Ampersand_> "that's a skeleton, baybee"
[22:28] <dan2_> "no, that's a skeleton"
[22:28] <stlkedbymydentis> if she doesn't understand blood platelets i'm afraid she might not make a good cardiologist
[22:28] <bob511> "That's me with A president."
[22:28] <stlkedbymydentis> wait who was the president
[22:28] <Doctor_trebek> Love him given this medical terminology
[22:28] <@Ampersand_> ahahhaha
[22:29] <kayke_> take her to red lobster
[22:29] <@Ampersand_> cheddar biscuits
[22:29] <@Ampersand_> mmm
[22:29] <stlkedbymydentis> "bring it!"
[22:29] <dan2_> she's definetly the one, unlike those other two women who I thought were the one and turned out to be disgusted by me
[22:29] <@Ampersand_> love her Sex House patch
[22:29] <stlkedbymydentis> he basically has a mark corrigan level of awareness of women's feelings toward him
[22:29] <kayke_> now this is verging on goth
[22:29] <Doctor_trebek> Stalker House
[22:29] <bob511> Somehow he didn't imagine the juror falling for him, though.
[22:30] <lhs> i'd like to see him ripping a lobster apart in the bathroom while yelling "nobody cares nobody cares"
[22:30] <stlkedbymydentis> "sticking to the brain cells like my tongue is sticking to my mouth"
[22:30] <dan2_> I feel like almost legal still would get you in trouble
[22:30] <kayke_> that girl is audience surrogate and I'm worried for her safety
[22:31] <bob511> 45K/year for Southeast Arizona State?
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> maybe they got him to act by putting peanut butter on the rim of his vodka bottle
[22:31] <stlkedbymydentis> wait "almost legal"?
[22:31] <besoin> campus security office
[22:31] <dan2_> "it was just a harmless mix-up with my funpacks"
[22:31] <Doctor_trebek> ah
[22:31] <kayke_> "computer, enhance"
[22:31] <besoin> no, sh
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> "ah, a poor"
[22:32] <stlkedbymydentis> wait there's a list of people who live in a dorm on the dorm's website
[22:32] <dan2_> definite gif
[22:32] <@Ampersand_> daaaamn
[22:32] <stlkedbymydentis> ?
[22:32] <kayke_> yessss a look!
[22:32] <@Ampersand_> yeah, diggin it
[22:32] <bob511> Man, Cliff Martinez is scoring everything these days.
[22:32] <Doctor_trebek> Her 'theme' gets funnier every time it drops
[22:32] <stlkedbymydentis> love sophie's theme
[22:32] <kayke_> purple lipstick, leather jacket, mace
[22:32] <besoin> i think they're referencing the girl with the dragon tattoo
[22:33] <stlkedbymydentis> dentists!
[22:33] <@Ampersand_> The Girl With the Bride of Frankenstein Scar
[22:33] <dan2_> can you say spinoff series?
[22:33] <bob511> I don't know that Roberts can
[22:33] <@Ampersand_> aaaaahhh
[22:33] <bob511> Not with the dental work he's getting, anyway.
[22:33] <Doctor_trebek> All I have left is this teaching job and a $2m house
[22:33] <kayke_> throw him in a hole and throw away the hole
[22:33] <stlkedbymydentis> "and her"
[22:34] <@Ampersand_> his suit is Joker-esque
[22:34] <kayke_> this girl has bad instincts
[22:34] <besoin> didn't this girl realize he's a creep already
[22:34] <stlkedbymydentis> Eric Roberts Joker
[22:34] <stlkedbymydentis> omg
[22:34] <besoin> my crew
[22:34] <lhs> there needs to be a plot, besoin
[22:34] <kayke_> yes enlist the dirty boys
[22:34] <stlkedbymydentis> yung tarantino
[22:34] <Doctor_trebek> ER could totally do a decrepit DKR joker
[22:34] <besoin> i think this guy leads an acapella group
[22:34] <besoin> "we'll tune him up alright"
[22:34] <kayke_> ew no
[22:34] <kayke_> un-enlist them
[22:34] <Doctor_trebek> "Light filing'
[22:34] <besoin> this movie has men pegged
[22:34] <dan2_> half Andrew Garfield, half Haley Joel Osment
[22:35] <stlkedbymydentis> ok is this the boyfriend from the first one
[22:35] <kayke_> lmao
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:35] <stlkedbymydentis> wait it wasn't sex?
[22:35] <bob511> Stalked By My Mechanic and Part-Time Hitman
[22:35] <Doctor_trebek> ahahah
[22:35] <stlkedbymydentis> UH OH
[22:35] <dan2_> makes it look like that's a new play he's starring in
[22:35] <stlkedbymydentis> SOME TOUGHTS
[22:35] <Doctor_trebek> Toughs!
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> *scratches out REM, scribbles in a L*
[22:35] <kayke_> they are a west side story gang
[22:35] <lhs> he was running at him like he's in west side story
[22:35] <Doctor_trebek> Charged with elder abuse
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> "i didn't eat enough today"
[22:36] <kayke_> lmao he wants to see his classroom one last time
[22:36] <besoin> this performance
[22:36] <stlkedbymydentis> i just realized the lifetime logo changed again
[22:36] <dan2_> oooooh Golll-eeeeee
[22:36] <dan2_> that smarts!
[22:36] <kayke_> she doesn't even know what blood is!
[22:36] <bob511> Salt his arm?
[22:36] <besoin> learn something medical school?
[22:36] <Doctor_trebek> Sounded like 'saw off'
[22:36] <bob511> Oh, sew up.
[22:36] <@Ampersand_> "well, i justsohappen to have this bottle of vodka here in my desk wheeee"
[22:37] <kayke_> I don't even care if this girl gets stalked, it's natural selection
[22:37] <dan2_> DOCter
[22:37] <@Ampersand_> doctah doctah!
[22:37] <besoin> ugh
[22:38] <stlkedbymydentis> GIF
[22:38] <Doctor_trebek> gif
[22:38] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:38] <stlkedbymydentis> can we please make that a standard gif
[22:38] <dan2_> current mood: island Eric
[22:38] <Doctor_trebek> Eric Roberts and Eric Roberts as the new Sonic guys
[22:38] <dan2_> song?!
[22:38] <@Ampersand_> yesss
[22:38] <@Ampersand_> holy
[22:38] <dan2_> ahahaha
[22:38] <kayke_> AAAAHAHAHAH
[22:38] <stlkedbymydentis> wait a second
[22:38] <Doctor_trebek> oh my god
[22:38] <@Ampersand_> his gut
[22:38] <kayke_> Is this LaLa Land?
[22:38] <dan2_> dancing in my seat
[22:38] <stlkedbymydentis> is this la la land
[22:39] <stlkedbymydentis> oh god damn
[22:39] <stlkedbymydentis> how did that happen
[22:39] <kayke_> hahaha
[22:39] <sideshowraheem> this is so crazy
[22:39] <stlkedbymydentis> phoe phoe land
[22:39] <besoin> is this a pastiche of a bunch of recent movies
[22:39] <dan2_> *hard cut to him huffing modeling glue in his car*
[22:39] <stlkedbymydentis> ok so i assume this means this is a hallucination
[22:39] <@Ampersand_> no guarantees
[22:40] <dan2_> and now a tap number by Good Eric
[22:40] <Doctor_trebek> So is this eligible for an Oscar or an Emmy?
[22:40] <Doctor_trebek> uh
[22:40] <besoin> EtOH land
[22:40] <stlkedbymydentis> grammy tbh
[22:40] <@Ampersand_> this is so poorly executed but i love that they tried it
[22:40] <dan2_> gonna steal all these moves
[22:40] <kayke_> is island doctor watching from the car?
[22:40] <stlkedbymydentis> ok
[22:41] <besoin> glad we're humanizing the stalker
[22:41] <kayke_> "thank you for learning that musical number, it means a lot to me"
[22:41] <kayke_> chokers = goth
[22:41] <stlkedbymydentis> yeah i'm very perplexed by the apparent rehabilitation of dr beck here
[22:41] <Doctor_trebek> He has to break bad
[22:42] <dan2_> failing to see how this is him being rehabilitated
[22:42] <dan2_> he's just not acting out on all his impulses
[22:42] <besoin> let's see what marco rubio here has to say
[22:42] <@Ampersand_> Frank Dean'Angelo
[22:42] <stlkedbymydentis> plus the dr looks like rick perry
[22:42] <kayke_> you and sophie have to fight to the death
[22:43] <Doctor_trebek> "It's some lyrics I'm working on"
[22:43] <kayke_> lol
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> salined to death
[22:43] <besoin> isn't that supposed to give you diarrhea
[22:43] <besoin> by movie logic
[22:44] <kayke_> her lunch looks sad
[22:44] <dan2_> please have the skeleton start talking to him at some point
[22:44] <kayke_> he poisoned her plain rice
[22:44] <lhs> if it's contact lens clear, it's the least traceable way to kill someone
[22:44] <@Ampersand_> her wig is RUINED
[22:44] <bob511> Sophie looking a little green.
[22:44] <stlkedbymydentis> ok good the dean is here
[22:44] <Doctor_trebek> WHAT HAPPENED
[22:44] <lhs> if i recall true crime tv shows
[22:44] <lhs> cleaner*
[22:44] <besoin> haha
[22:44] <dan2_> ahahaha
[22:44] <Doctor_trebek> ahah
[22:44] <@Ampersand_> she's been injecting formaldehyde
[22:45] <@Ampersand_> so goth
[22:45] <besoin> oh my god elephant tranquilizer
[22:45] <stlkedbymydentis> i like how he planted it and then pulled it out immediately and nobody saw it anyway
[22:45] <@Ampersand_> he shouldn't be good at everything medical
[22:45] <besoin> what a coinkydink
[22:45] <dan2_> I feel like she could say there's no fingerprints of hers on the drugs
[22:46] <besoin> seems like she could get the press on her side
[22:46] <lhs> or take a drug test
[22:47] <kayke_> it's not like he took an oath to "help people out"
[22:47] <kayke_> she's so goth and so strong
[22:47] <@Ampersand_> lol security
[22:47] <stlkedbymydentis> he has very feminine handwriting
[22:47] <Doctor_trebek> "I have a blog!"
[22:47] <kayke_> he's literally hiding behind that girl
[22:48] <besoin> they really seem to be making light of this
[22:48] <@Ampersand_> her secret weapon is going to be her suitemate, Gramps
[22:48] <besoin> heh
[22:48] <besoin> the register's office
[22:48] <kayke_> it's regiSTRAR mom
[22:48] <stlkedbymydentis> it is???
[22:48] <@Ampersand_> i think this is another Look
[22:49] <kayke_> this is def a look
[22:49] <besoin> when you were stalked by your pediatrician
[22:49] <@Ampersand_> "you're a horse girl, Sophie"
[22:49] <bob511> Didn't he try to kill her?
[22:49] <bob511> I guess I don't remember the details of the first movie.
[22:49] <@Ampersand_> sorta
[22:50] <@Ampersand_> he was thinking about it
[22:50] <stlkedbymydentis> my girlfriend just confirms that he did
[22:50] <kayke_> he fucked with her medication, right?
[22:50] <stlkedbymydentis> he put penicillin in her vagina pills, to which she was allergic
[22:50] <kayke_> mom is ride or die
[22:50] <stlkedbymydentis> ("vagina pills" was what my gf called them)
[22:50] <@Ampersand_> hahah whaaaat. not that was the mom
[22:51] <besoin> the donors, the budget
[22:51] <kayke_> yeah we're talking about the mom, is that not the same mom??
[22:51] <stlkedbymydentis> ah, man!
[22:51] <bob511> Yeah, I meant the mom.
[22:51] <besoin> fired by tiffany
[22:51] <dan2_> "ya gotta ease up on the sexual predation, at least for the next month"
[22:51] <@Ampersand_> they were vagina pills because mom was pre-menopausal
[22:51] <bob511> Since "he didn't try to kill you".
[22:52] <kayke_> why is this girl so all in on this old guy
[22:52] <@Ampersand_> let us not slander the good doctir
[22:52] <@Ampersand_> he only disposes of uncles
[22:52] <kayke_> shouldn't she be doing jello shots and taking naps? it's college
[22:52] <besoin> well now that he doesn't work there...
[22:52] <stlkedbymydentis> sldifughalsdkfsd
[22:52] <kayke_> this place doesn't have good doughnuts, I can tell
[22:53] <bob511> I guess they already finished their doughnuts.
[22:53] <@Ampersand_> great mozzarella sticks, tho
[22:53] <lhs> what is the correct wine pairing for a donut
[22:53] <@Ampersand_> depends
[22:53] <besoin> gewurtzaminer
[22:54] <besoin> *gewurztraminer
[22:54] <bob511> OK, she is definitely a stalker too.
[22:54] <kayke_> oh, she's christian
[22:54] <@Ampersand_> hey baby wanna get drunk and stalk?
[22:54] <Doctor_trebek> ah
[22:54] <lhs> dr daddy
[22:54] <dan2_> *Roberts pulls on collar and steam comes out*
[22:55] <bob511> Is it possible she's a crossover from a Stalked By we haven't watched?
[22:55] <stlkedbymydentis> is she wearing a wire
[22:55] <@Ampersand_> "how does 62 sound?
[22:55] <dan2_> she's from a side-story stalker movie that hasn't been made which will be a prequel
[22:55] <dan2_> at least that's what I imagine
[22:55] <besoin> now island beck is sloshed
[22:56] <kayke_> "how do you like v-necks?"
[22:56] <@Ampersand_> you should see his boat
[22:56] <besoin> welp, that's the tour
[22:56] <Doctor_trebek> Screening room?
[22:56] <besoin> haha
[22:56] <@Ampersand_> "you'd never know they film pornos here"
[22:57] <kayke_> wgagagagagaga
[22:57] <kayke_> she's gonna like it tho
[22:57] <dan2_> love how catty good Roberts is
[22:57] <besoin> is she doing a...gone...girl...or something
[22:57] <lhs> she came with the frame
[22:57] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:57] <Doctor_trebek> Is there such a thing as stalker play?
[22:57] <kayke_> she's an android sophie programed
[22:58] <kayke_> using her new goth hacker powers
[22:58] <Doctor_trebek> Beckworld
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> disappointed it's not a waterbed
[22:58] <dan2_> she's gonna black widow his ass
[22:58] <besoin> is this part of sophie's plan
[22:58] <besoin> to stab him with a big knife
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> she's improvising
[22:58] <dan2_> maybe it becomes a race between the two women as to who gets to murder Roberts first
[22:59] <kayke_> maybe she's going to slice a cake
[22:59] <@Ampersand_> threeeeeeeway
[22:59] <sideshowraheem> oh my god
[22:59] <kayke_> that jacket looks cheap as hell
[22:59] <besoin> ehhhhh
[22:59] <stlkedbymydentis> something weird is going on here
[22:59] <lhs> ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
[22:59] <besoin> please no
[22:59] <@Ampersand_> fahntasee
[22:59] <kayke_> he's off his meds
[22:59] <Doctor_trebek> Fantasies withing fantasies
[23:00] <kayke_> or they're going to eat him alive
[23:00] <stlkedbymydentis> wowwwwwwwww
[23:00] <lhs> please no jackets from instagram ads in this house
[23:00] <stlkedbymydentis> uh
[23:01] <besoin> seems like a big hiker
[23:01] <kayke_> she looks like every woman from full house combined
[23:01] <dan2_> lol
[23:01] <besoin> perfect
[23:01] <@Ampersand_> yesss
[23:01] <besoin> hard candy now
[23:02] <kayke_> iStalkie
[23:02] <@Ampersand_> looool
[23:02] <bob511> Going to draw and quarter him with four ride-on mowers.
[23:02] <besoin> very effective gag
[23:02] <lhs> heh
[23:02] <stlkedbymydentis> so is the entire second movie totally superfluous to the plot of the trilogy
[23:02] <@Ampersand_> feels like it, sadly
[23:02] <besoin> what on earth
[23:02] <dan2_> it helps flesh out the world
[23:03] <kayke_> why did she not say amputate
[23:03] <kayke_> this is bad writing
[23:03] <dan2_> snipped by my doctor
[23:03] <besoin> forgot her homework
[23:03] <lhs> decockblocked
[23:04] <kayke_> yaaas
[23:04] <@Ampersand_> "Albert, i had no idea you were so kinky"
[23:04] <kayke_> nooo
[23:04] <@Ampersand_> omg
[23:04] <@Ampersand_> that run
[23:04] <kayke_> run in a z formation
[23:04] <@Ampersand_> awesome
[23:04] <kayke_> YES MOM
[23:05] <besoin> yeah, her phone won't give her away
[23:05] <kayke_> it's a burner
[23:05] <stlkedbymydentis> i feel like this entire movie is a hallucination
[23:05] <stlkedbymydentis> not like, a dr beck hallucination
[23:05] <kayke_> wahahahat was that
[23:05] <stlkedbymydentis> like i'm hallucinating that it wxists
[23:05] <bob511> "Shhshshhshhshshhh"
[23:05] <Doctor_trebek> joies dession
[23:05] <kayke_> I'm one of his soul mates
[23:06] <@Ampersand_> "Mrs. Peterson" sounds ominous
[23:06] <kayke_> bare foot on the fucking couch, you know they're doing it
[23:06] <kayke_> you don't just get barefoot on someone's couch
[23:06] <@Ampersand_> want. those. pajamas.
[23:06] <kayke_> lol
[23:06] <besoin> gosh who is gaslighting who
[23:06] <Doctor_trebek> ahah mom
[23:07] <dan2_> The Unimommer
[23:07] <@Ampersand_> ahaha
[23:07] <besoin> heh
[23:07] <bob511> Heh
[23:07] <kayke_> good thing mom can pull off those goth pants
[23:07] <kayke_> the store I work at sells those stupid counter containers
[23:07] <kayke_> I hate rich people decor
[23:07] <lhs> is it homesense
[23:08] <kayke_> nah it's a mom and pop shop
[23:08] <kayke_> those are from the "gerson collection"
[23:08] <besoin> she must be missing a lot of class
[23:08] <kayke_> anyway, there's a gun in play now?
[23:09] <@Ampersand_> i will protect my dad
[23:09] <lhs> did he get divorced from the mom in the second one, or did that really not happen in this one
[23:09] <kayke_> uuuu
[23:09] <besoin> did sophie punch this girl in the forehead
[23:09] <bob511> It's Arizona, there was always a gun in play.
[23:09] <Doctor_trebek> 'or more likely the rest of your life with you'
[23:09] <@Ampersand_> i'm imagining there was an annulment
[23:09] <besoin> call sheriff joe
[23:10] <Doctor_trebek> whaaat
[23:10] <kayke_> WHAAAT
[23:10] <dan2_> not to ha
[23:10] <besoin> of all the cardiology 101 classes, she walked into mine
[23:10] <stlkedbymydentis> this entire movie is astounding
[23:11] <@Ampersand_> like he doesn't have leftover acid
[23:11] <lhs> so they're going to driveby her
[23:11] <dan2_> "We have to do it Jesse, there's no other way"
[23:11] <kayke_> this is so much better than I could have imagined
[23:11] <besoin> this blonde girl is working for sophie, right?
[23:11] <@Ampersand_> ahahahahah
[23:11] <stlkedbymydentis> she's entrapping him
[23:11] <bob511> Are they going to refill the gas tank while driving?
[23:11] <stlkedbymydentis> for sure
[23:11] <bob511> That doesn't seem wise.
[23:12] <@Ampersand_> loveit
[23:12] <besoin> does anyone know this girl's name?
[23:12] <besoin> first name
[23:12] <@Ampersand_> nope
[23:12] <dan2_> I hope Island Eric gets to roam around free once real Eric is locked up
[23:12] <lhs> melissa
[23:12] <besoin> really? doesn't ring a bell at all
[23:12] <@Ampersand_> Sophie, Amy, Melissa. the holy trinity
[23:12] <lhs> they said it once
[23:12] <kayke_> I want Island Eric to fight club style take over their body
[23:12] <stlkedbymydentis> who should have directed this
[23:12] <besoin> melissa means honeybee
[23:12] <besoin> this girl stings
[23:12] <@Ampersand_> Melissa is hard to pancake
[23:13] <lhs> that license plate was filthy
[23:13] <kayke_> melissa means pancake, hard to flip
[23:13] <besoin> i'd drive directly to sugarfish
[23:13] <dan2_> "she's putting on a scorpion jacket"
[23:13] <stlkedbymydentis> yeah def in cahoots
[23:14] <kayke_> okay, so what if it was like chekov's bisexual in the beginning
[23:14] <dan2_> I dunno, I'm still banking on her being a psycho
[23:14] <kayke_> and the two girls are a couple
[23:14] <besoin> she did sleep with him though
[23:14] <@Ampersand_> a sacrifice
[23:14] <@Ampersand_> actually, i still think Dr. Beck is a virgin
[23:14] <besoin> love her assassination outfit
[23:14] <@Ampersand_> an incel
[23:14] <kayke_> she's ride or die but for who
[23:14] <stlkedbymydentis> oohhhhh
[23:14] <Doctor_trebek> This is a con
[23:14] <besoin> gone girl
[23:14] <@Ampersand_> holy
[23:14] <@Ampersand_> fuck
[23:15] <Doctor_trebek> ahahahahah
[23:15] <dan2_> ok, now shes def a fake
[23:15] <besoin> haha
[23:15] <stlkedbymydentis> lskdfhalksduflaksudhff
[23:15] <bob511> LOL
[23:15] <dan2_> whoa indeed
[23:15] <besoin> this is super hell level now
[23:15] <kayke_> stalked by my stalker's stalker
[23:15] <besoin> ehhhh
[23:16] <stlkedbymydentis> wait she's had her death faked before
[23:16] <@Ampersand_> lol true
[23:16] <@Ampersand_> how soon we forget
[23:16] <lhs> fool us once, sophie
[23:16] <stlkedbymydentis> yeah this is definitely like a number of layers happening here
[23:16] <dan2_> it's gonna turn out she just stole the skeleton from his classroom
[23:16] <stlkedbymydentis> i'm actually impressed
[23:16] <@Ampersand_> "very sketchy ring found on her finger"
[23:16] <kayke_> yeah mom knew sophie was disappearing
[23:17] <dan2_> Gaslighted by my Stalkee
[23:17] <besoin> goned by my girl
[23:17] <@Ampersand_> okay but how did they do her voice
[23:17] <stlkedbymydentis> oh yeah
[23:17] <kayke_> boombox
[23:17] <dan2_> little hair of the dog
[23:17] <kayke_> which is also how they did the explosion
[23:17] <@Ampersand_> i mean this is 100% con
[23:17] <@Ampersand_> but still
[23:17] <dan2_> without a doubt
[23:17] <kayke_> please my love
[23:18] <dan2_> it seems like it would cost tens of millions of dollars though
[23:18] <kayke_> this house is mc mansion hell
[23:18] <@Ampersand_> look at that guy's hair
[23:18] <besoin> where's island beck
[23:18] <kayke_> so silly
[23:19] <lhs> slowly turning into old dracula gary oldman
[23:19] <dan2_> he's gonna try to pin this all on Island Beck
[23:19] <kayke_> yessss
[23:19] <Doctor_trebek> ahah
[23:19] <kayke_> the thick plottens
[23:19] <besoin> meanwhile he escapes
[23:19] <stlkedbymydentis> heeere we go
[23:19] <besoin> is she wearing a toga
[23:19] <kayke_> I'm sorry I ever doubted you, bumblebee
[23:19] <@Ampersand_> are we sure her name isn't JUDAS?
[23:19] <sideshowraheem> "Did I do that?"- Dr. Beck
[23:19] <kayke_> lol
[23:20] <stlkedbymydentis> this is insane
[23:20] <dan2_> the stalkman killer is comletely insane
[23:20] <besoin> he used one syringe -- pmnly 5 left
[23:20] <besoin> 4 now
[23:20] <sideshowraheem> feel like the next musical number is coming up any second here
[23:20] <besoin> *only
[23:20] <bob511> He needs a gun that, like, fires these syringes.
[23:20] <besoin> haha
[23:20] <@Ampersand_> what if that was the same syringe. how unsanitary
[23:20] <kayke_> he lives on a horse farm
[23:21] <kayke_> that drink looked good
[23:21] <dan2_> True Detective season 3 right there
[23:21] <kayke_> those bombs were just sleeves of saltine crackers
[23:21] <besoin> practically?
[23:21] <besoin> joewjfjlsdfkl;sdklv;k'sdfgre
[23:21] <sideshowraheem> what
[23:21] <@Ampersand_> this really is what keeps Jordan Peterson up at night
[23:21] <Doctor_trebek> ...
[23:21] <kayke_> or something
[23:22] <lhs> wow
[23:22] <bob511> I can't believe she still hasn't figured out what word she has on her forehead.
[23:22] <kayke_> lol
[23:22] <dan2_> oh yeah, he said he was going to blow up my boobs as well
[23:22] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:22] <kayke_> LOL
[23:22] <kayke_> I wanna know what love is, I want you to stalk me
[23:22] <@Ampersand_> I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
[23:22] <@Ampersand_> ahahahaha
[23:23] <dan2_> what if this all just an even more elaborate version of the White Bear episode of Black Mirror
[23:23] <@Ampersand_> a ad look
[23:23] <kayke_> I have to pee but I can't miss any of these twists and turns
[23:23] <@Ampersand_> *bad
[23:23] <@Ampersand_> hold out
[23:23] <kayke_> this drink he has looks even better
[23:23] <@Ampersand_> turdminal
[23:23] <kayke_> each drink is more tropical than the last
[23:24] <stlkedbymydentis> does he have a third identity to get through customs
[23:24] <lhs> girl drink drunk
[23:24] <bob511> Lecture Halls
[23:24] <sideshowraheem> "I really loved her, I barely tried to kill anyone when I was with her"
[23:24] <bob511> College Buildings
[23:24] <dan2_> final scene will be Island Beck watching real Beck's casket getting lowered into the ground, while he drinks from a coconut
[23:25] <@Ampersand_> time 2 goth
[23:25] <besoin> sure is green in phoenix
[23:25] <@Ampersand_> i'm pulling for IV
[23:25] <kayke_> Island Beck is the Beetlejuice 2: Beetlejuice goes to Hawaii that we never got
[23:25] <besoin> *SHOCK*
[23:25] <kayke_> kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
[23:26] <@Ampersand_> yea kiss
[23:26] <@Ampersand_> ahahahaha
[23:26] <kayke_> if they don't kiss this movie was made by cowards
[23:26] <dan2_> seems like an unbelieveable amount of work to pull this off
[23:26] <lhs> so it's like wild things
[23:26] <kayke_> WHAT
[23:26] <besoin> laverne and shirley disguises
[23:26] <lhs> pray we don't see his dong
[23:26] <kayke_> Are they rachel dozaling her
[23:26] <@Ampersand_> you know Beck is thinking "halfway to a threeway"
[23:26] <dan2_> I would just whack him in the kneecaps with a pipe and call it a day
[23:27] <besoin> does he have his syringes
[23:27] <kayke_> mother of dragons
[23:27] <besoin> she looks like a youtuber
[23:28] <stlkedbymydentis> i really don't know who we are meant to be cheering for
[23:28] <kayke_> that is not a "blending in" look
[23:28] <lhs> realhousewifed by my doctor stalker
[23:28] <besoin> it's pretty obvious, beck
[23:28] <@Ampersand_> i think we're team beck, yeah
[23:28] <kayke_> "best friends"
[23:28] <Doctor_trebek> aah
[23:28] <besoin> researched the internet
[23:28] <@Ampersand_> we researched the internet11//W
[23:28] <@Ampersand_> aaaaaaahhhh
[23:29] <dan2_> you know what's even easier is just killing him
[23:29] <lhs> we downloaded the internet and 3D printed a bomb
[23:29] <@Ampersand_> so sophie is a ventriloquist
[23:29] <kayke_> shaggy from scooby doo is
[23:29] <@Ampersand_> "and she looked fly doing it"
[23:29] <kayke_> why not sophie
[23:29] <sideshowraheem> "she's going to be called Qveen Herby now, and we thought you'd never find her"
[23:29] <@Ampersand_> ahahahahahahahahah
[23:30] <besoin> mel is really spilling her guts
[23:30] <dan2_> twist: this is all a hallucination by Sophie
[23:30] <bob511> Aha
[23:30] <Doctor_trebek> hojly shit
[23:30] <kayke_> he's gonna switch their butts
[23:30] <dan2_> brain swap time
[23:30] <@Ampersand_> curious w/r/t The Wrong Son
[23:30] <besoin> where'd he get all that stuff
[23:31] <@Ampersand_> "meaning tetris"
[23:31] <kayke_> lol
[23:31] <sideshowraheem> she wasn't kidding about the boob cutting
[23:31] <lhs> and then stick a hot pocket in there
[23:32] <dan2_> "is this gonna be on the final?"
[23:32] <besoin> where's mom
[23:32] <@Ampersand_> lol dan
[23:32] <stlkedbymydentis> "the wrong son" sounds good
[23:32] <kayke_> I'd watch the wrong son
[23:33] <kayke_> so confirmed they did have sex
[23:33] <@Ampersand_> disappointing
[23:33] <lhs> 911? my profession is being embarrassed
[23:33] <besoin> yeah, that'll do it
[23:33] <Doctor_trebek> So much ball trauma
[23:33] <kayke_> lol lhs
[23:34] <besoin> shoot him
[23:34] <kayke_> THE GUN
[23:34] <besoin> again
[23:34] <sideshowraheem> if a gun appears in the second act it will club a dude in the 3rd
[23:34] <besoin> gosh!
[23:34] <bob511> Maybe the brain damage will allow him to move the left side of his mouth again.
[23:34] <kayke_> he halloweened
[23:34] <sideshowraheem> ahahaha
[23:34] <besoin> the black detective shaved his mustache
[23:35] <kayke_> take off that silly ass wig
[23:35] <@Ampersand_> aaaaaaaaaaaaahha
[23:35] <@Ampersand_> "the butler!"
[23:35] <Doctor_trebek> 'You look like an Ummpa Loompa'
[23:35] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:35] <Doctor_trebek> They both go down for 5-7 years
[23:35] <bob511> Should have sprung for the wire-rimmed glasses, too.
[23:35] <Doctor_trebek> Mom too
[23:36] <kayke_> mom-ccomplice
[23:36] <stlkedbymydentis> i'm waaaAAaaaaasted
[23:36] <Doctor_trebek> You I am possible
[23:36] <stlkedbymydentis> transition lenses
[23:36] <stlkedbymydentis> eric roberts is so close to being gramps
[23:36] <kayke_> me @ me but talking about eating burger king
[23:36] <@Ampersand_> i am actually concerned about how wasted he is
[23:37] <lhs> remix
[23:37] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:37] <stlkedbymydentis> his brain is broke
[23:37] <bob511> He's disappointed to retire to Costa Rica, when his previous plan was retiring in Arizona.
[23:37] <besoin> shouldn't there be a third, evil beck
[23:38] <lhs> that is the evil beck
[23:38] <dan2_> next one will be Sophie teaming up with Island Beck to find real Beck's new location
[23:38] <besoin> wait what
[23:38] <stlkedbymydentis> wowwwwwwww
[23:38] <besoin> that felt kind of abrupt
[23:38] <dan2_> *cut to black*
[23:38] <kayke_> okaaaay
[23:38] <bob511> Dr. Beck will return in...
[23:38] <@Ampersand_> i mean, that's promising a IV
[23:38] <@Ampersand_> i'm content
[23:38] <besoin> he's just out there in his purple 4runner
[23:38] <dan2_> Stalked By My Doctor: Final Wars
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:12 pm

Okay that looks like a lot of fun.
kranky wrote:the monster mash isn't actually halloween specific and is just a monster party that could happen at any time.
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Postby donna martin » Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:50 pm

That mullet....
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1 hour until showtime!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jun 17, 2018 10:01 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: The Taking of Beverly Hills
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[22:11] <@Ampersand_> 3
[22:11] <impdentist> we've been watching a trailer for a movie called taking care of business for 19 minutes
[22:12] <@Ampersand_> 2
[22:12] <@Ampersand_> 1
[22:12] <dan2_> Phallus Entertainment Presents
[22:12] <Trebbers> Fancy fontz
[22:12] <donnamartin> bongos seem appropriate for this font
[22:12] <dan2_> finally some class in my credits
[22:13] <Trebbers> Matt Frewer?
[22:13] <donnamartin> narration by adam scott
[22:13] <Trebbers> sp?
[22:13] <bob511> It does sound like Frewer.
[22:13] <dan2_> thanks for the info Owen Wilson
[22:13] <impdentist> specifically adam scott in party down
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> "in Beverly Hills mansions, you'll get max headroom"
[22:13] <AnimeFilm> record scratch: you are probably wondering how i got into this situation
[22:13] <Trebbers> "The dictionary defines Los Angeles as..."
[22:13] <bob511> And it is Frewer.
[22:13] <impdentist> specifically adam scott in party down doing that commercial
[22:13] <dan2_> who need the star wipe when you've got the car wipe
[22:13] <donnamartin> so many mullets
[22:14] <impdentist> it really doesn't
[22:14] <bob511> Hey, you can't just say "Beverly Hills Cop".
[22:14] <shalabi> didn't know this was a documentar
[22:14] <impdentist> legally they get to say it once
[22:14] <Trebbers> Gangsta white walls, tv antenna in the back
[22:14] <AnimeFilm> good song though
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> a Thom Anderson/Ken Wahl joint
[22:14] <Trebbers> An entire film of B-roll
[22:14] <thetakingoflaser> this is just the cutscene at the start of GTA5
[22:15] <impdentist> i would watch the movie of just this b-roll
[22:15] <AnimeFilm> Heck yeah, that trolley
[22:15] <dan2_> hey, use your turn signal when you're transitioning between scenes, jerk!
[22:15] <impdentist> i'm about to be lee ving this movie
[22:15] <shalabi> i'm seeing some repeats in the b-roll here
[22:15] <lhs> koyaanisgucci
[22:15] <thetakingoflaser> HOLLYANISQATSI
[22:15] <Trebbers> Rollerblade like nobody is watching
[22:15] <shalabi> lol
[22:15] <thetakingoflaser> omg lhs
[22:16] <lhs> dang
[22:16] <@Ampersand_> ahah
[22:16] <kayke_> she's so cool
[22:16] <thetakingoflaser> yours was better
[22:16] <Trebbers> This is the fucking extended mix of the song
[22:16] <impdentist> jan hammer!
[22:16] <dan2_> gotta get us settled into the movie like a nice bath
[22:16] <impdentist> of miami vice fame
[22:16] <impdentist> this is looking up
[22:16] <donnamartin> did we just have more time in the 80s for 15 minutes of credits?
[22:16] <AnimeFilm> this is a nice experimental opening
[22:17] <thetakingoflaser> every one of these cars is driving to the L'AMOUR cover shoot
[22:17] <bob511> Anyone figure out wheree this is set yet?
[22:17] <@Ampersand_> Seattle?
[22:17] <impdentist> atlanta
[22:17] <AnimeFilm> the editor really went wild with the record skips
[22:17] <donnamartin> fargo, nd
[22:17] <kayke_> I keep thinking we're like at boomer's house ready to start the movie
[22:17] <Trebbers> Would be cool to be able to get your Coke and Twizzlers during the first 10 minutes and not miss anything
[22:17] <kayke_> but it's just houses
[22:17] <impdentist> something tells me the first ten minutes are gonna be the best part
[22:18] <donnamartin> har har
[22:18] <Trebbers> "Cadillac (Dance Remix)"
[22:18] <AnimeFilm> how much did cartier pay for branding
[22:18] <dan2_> can't wait till these guys get taken
[22:18] <thetakingoflaser> arnold and mccain having a fascinating conversation rn
[22:18] <dan2_> lol
[22:19] <donnamartin> language, fellas
[22:19] <impdentist> "...your gangster white wall"
[22:19] <Trebbers> ahha
[22:19] <thetakingoflaser> ah yes the long lost baldwin brother, Bajo Baldwin
[22:19] <AnimeFilm> why does everyone look like the villain from the mask
[22:19] <shalabi> was that the LA Alec Baldwin?
[22:20] <donnamartin> did he ask if htat was a gay thing?
[22:20] <lhs> yeah
[22:20] <dan2_> gotta admit I was wondering too
[22:20] <Trebbers> Did Frewer wander off from a Police Academy set
[22:20] <impdentist> it's gonna be impossible to tell any of these people apart
[22:20] <impdentist> what
[22:21] <lhs> there's no stopping that guy
[22:21] <donnamartin> what is he rebelling against
[22:21] <shalabi> it's....some guy
[22:21] <donnamartin> mr. mullet himself
[22:21] <Trebbers> holy fuck that mullet
[22:21] <Trebbers> that is strong
[22:21] <lhs> he has enough mullet to smuggle out free tp rolls
[22:21] <dan2_> *fangirl snips part of his mullet for a keepsake*
[22:21] <@Ampersand_> it's a work of art
[22:22] <kayke_> I want those two to have a gay thing
[22:22] <lhs> that won't buy anyone a house in BH
[22:22] <donnamartin> so much hairgel
[22:22] <AnimeFilm> the whole party probably cost more than that
[22:22] <thetakingoflaser> "then he kissed me" starts playing, barney gets a seat right at the front of the copa
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> why wouldn't they buy the homeless people showers first
[22:23] <AnimeFilm> buy them a shower?
[22:23] <impdentist> flaming games?
[22:23] <donnamartin> are you talking about gay shit?
[22:23] <kayke_> how much does a shower cost in beverly hills?
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> well they shower in gold
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> i've heard
[22:23] <shalabi> $25K per minute
[22:24] <impdentist> what
[22:24] <donnamartin> maybe don't do the yes masser thing
[22:24] <shalabi> did he just
[22:24] <dan2_> especially 2 feet away from that guy
[22:24] <donnamartin> poor man's jfk jr here
[22:24] <impdentist> i love the little fanfare
[22:24] <impdentist> and that they brought the entire tympani set for it
[22:24] <kayke_> he loves her because her hair is tall like his
[22:24] <dan2_> is he gonna introduce the Showcase Showdown now?
[22:25] <impdentist> what
[22:25] <thetakingoflaser> haha dan
[22:25] <AnimeFilm> couldnt be a more riveting setting to open the film with
[22:25] <donnamartin> i'm having a hard time with the hair
[22:25] <donnamartin> boomer is not a name
[22:25] <dan2_> less shaking, more taking dammit
[22:26] <Trebbers> Less yappin, more taking
[22:26] <AnimeFilm> 420 gottem
[22:26] <dan2_> lol treb
[22:26] <donnamartin> i wanna bone
[22:26] <@Ampersand_> "uh, molesting?"
[22:26] <kayke_> 50 bucks says nothing happens in this scene
[22:26] <@Ampersand_> just imagine that hair peeking out of the back of a football helmet
[22:27] <thetakingoflaser> holy shit varney is Lee Ving
[22:27] <@Ampersand_> Mr. Body, of the band Fear
[22:27] <donnamartin> i walked away, are they talking about anyting importnat?
[22:27] <impdentist> he's like a much shorter lee pace
[22:27] <lhs> kids love physically touching abstract concepts
[22:27] <kayke_> lmao lhs
[22:27] <donnamartin> #metoo boomer
[22:28] <@Ampersand_> realizing how tall Lee Pace was was shocking
[22:28] <AnimeFilm> that mullet makes good deals
[22:28] <lhs> is this a dece proposal
[22:28] <impdentist> i don't think i understand the terms of that deal
[22:28] <dan2_> finally the heroes show up
[22:28] <@Ampersand_> Minimum Overdrive
[22:28] <dan2_> heh
[22:28] <donnamartin> lol "toxic chemicals"
[22:28] <bob511> The chemicals, dan?
[22:28] <donnamartin> aha amp
[22:28] <impdentist> my girlfriend watched book of henry with us and now she only ever refers to lee pace as "the tall doctor"
[22:29] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:29] <impdentist> this includes while watching halt and catch fire
[22:29] <dan2_> ooh baby
[22:29] <Trebbers> This is the same mullet Superman had in the 90s
[22:29] <donnamartin> welp  now it's sex time
[22:29] <thetakingoflaser> "this week ... on rescue 911 ... "
[22:29] <bob511> "Benefit's over.  You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."
[22:30] <AnimeFilm> packing down the set to make room for that mullet
[22:30] <impdentist> would unironically watch like an hour of cleaning up after a beverly hills gala with this music
[22:30] <donnamartin> none of that was interesting
[22:30] <lhs> me so hermes
[22:30] <@Ampersand_> very moody living room
[22:30] <donnamartin> what are they talking about?
[22:30] <@Ampersand_> Boomer's got taste
[22:30] <Trebbers> What the fuck is this
[22:30] <AnimeFilm> hes a man of class and taste
[22:30] <impdentist> i think this is the taking
[22:30] <impdentist> of beverly hills
[22:30] <thetakingoflaser> listen he's just playing AMERICAN FUCK SIMULATOR
[22:30] <donnamartin> lol
[22:30] <impdentist> um
[22:30] <dan2_> the hell
[22:31] <donnamartin> amazing
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> rude
[22:31] <AnimeFilm> lol
[22:31] <lhs> BH city council is woke
[22:31] <shalabi> "you can fuck here, just wrap it up"
[22:31] <thetakingoflaser> "and this is how i became zorro"
[22:31] <AnimeFilm> knocks on door, condom inspection
[22:31] <kayke_> lol
[22:31] <donnamartin> uh oh chemicals
[22:31] <dan2_> they're pulling a con and its actually a truck full of perfectly safe chemicals
[22:31] <Trebbers> The twist is that he just owns an Arena League team
[22:32] <shalabi> literally "Poison"
[22:32] <@Ampersand_> the Poisonmobile
[22:32] <donnamartin> y'all i know i should be past it, but i can't with this mullet
[22:32] <thetakingoflaser> "but i get up again and you're never gonna keep me down"
[22:32] <kayke_> "we've got a truck having unsafe sex"
[22:32] <donnamartin> there's just so much gel
[22:32] <dan2_> I would do this all the time in Euro Trick Simulator just to shave a few minutes off of my trips
[22:32] <shalabi> his eyebrows are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
[22:32] <impdentist> maybe i'll play some truck sim after this
[22:32] <donnamartin> my cialis has'nt kicked in, maybe another night?
[22:33] <impdentist> i'm just drunk enough
[22:33] <dan2_> v. relaxing game
[22:33] <kayke_> "got everything? where'd you put your other sleeve?"
[22:33] <impdentist> i just need to download the soundtrack of this movie for it
[22:33] <donnamartin> an earthquake?
[22:33] <donnamartin> how dumb are they?
[22:33] <donnamartin> how bout i help some kids if you bone me
[22:33] <impdentist> i mean they don't really live somewhere where they would experience frequent earthquakes
[22:34] <thetakingoflaser> now as in rio 2014, fred leads an impotent attack
[22:34] <Trebbers> waoh
[22:34] <impdentist> was this part of the plan
[22:34] <dan2_> all that just to avoid getting a ticket for boning without a condom
[22:34] <impdentist> AH BIG BOY
[22:34] <impdentist> WHY
[22:35] <kayke_> a whole truck full of fog machines
[22:35] <shalabi> uh
[22:35] <bob511> Is Bob in for a lineup or something?
[22:35] <donnamartin> i like those guys. let's make a movie about them.
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> the taking of the big boy
[22:35] <Trebbers> "Bob is pressing charges"
[22:36] <donnamartin> i need benny hill music
[22:36] <bob511> Toxic Spill Squad...in color!
[22:36] <AnimeFilm> will we ever know why he needed to gun it from the police car
[22:36] <dan2_> Beverly Spills
[22:36] <dan2_> (I'll see myself out)
[22:36] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:36] <impdentist> epa are rarely good guys in 80s movies
[22:36] <Trebbers> uh
[22:36] <impdentist> ahahaha the trophies
[22:36] <thetakingoflaser> he is BOB, eager for fun. he wears a smile, everybody run.
[22:36] <impdentist> kato no! not tonight!
[22:36] <@Ampersand_> omg we're back in The Urge to Kill
[22:36] <donnamartin> guys, the bubbles
[22:36] <Trebbers> Wait, I thought this lady left
[22:37] <donnamartin> is his kink bubbles?
[22:37] <bob511> Kind of wish this were the sort of movie where Bob is in the middle of the spill, becomes a much bigger boy.
[22:37] <donnamartin> oh i'd love that
[22:38] <Trebbers> So much sliding
[22:38] <thetakingoflaser> HONEY I SHRUNK THE LOGIC
[22:38] <donnamartin> trebbers she felt the earth move and got turned on or soemthing
[22:38] <AnimeFilm> It spills on big boy and he starts to wreak havoc on the city
[22:38] <kayke_> do cop cars not have breaks?
[22:38] <impdentist> does the chemical respect municipal jurisdictional boundaries
[22:38] <bob511> Just emergency brakes.
[22:38] <Trebbers> Chlorine is nachos
[22:38] <impdentist> oh fuck
[22:38] <dan2_> ohhh shit
[22:38] <@Ampersand_> trojan big boy
[22:38] <shalabi> the perfect crime
[22:38] <AnimeFilm> And thats how everyone in beverly hills got cancer 20 years later
[22:38] <donnamartin> is this beverly hills, queens?
[22:39] <kayke_> well that's what you get for getting changed in a sitcom freezer
[22:39] <bob511> Is this the Trash Man's origin story?
[22:39] <bob511> Er, Trashcan Man.
[22:39] <AnimeFilm> lol
[22:39] <Trebbers> "Why does this bus say 'FEMA camp' on it?"
[22:39] <@Ampersand_> i mean, wouldn't everybody in Bev Hills be immune to chlorine?
[22:39] <donnamartin> i dunno, seems like they'd already be affected by the gas?
[22:40] <impdentist> uh
[22:40] <@Ampersand_> hmm
[22:40] <kayke_> wait they didn't have sex yet?
[22:40] <dan2_> odd choce to put the mic inside the bubble bath
[22:40] <impdentist> haha
[22:40] <bob511> "The water pressure is out.  That's why I'm taking a bath."
[22:40] <Trebbers> So he's just taking a pre fucking bath
[22:40] <@Ampersand_> pretty sure he hasn't popped his cork yet
[22:40] <Trebbers> cool, i guess
[22:40] <donnamartin> gotta get your dick clean, treb
[22:40] <kayke_> she changed from her clothes into his jersey to watch him take a bath
[22:40] <donnamartin> don't you?
[22:41] <thetakingoflaser> i don't pop my cork for every bath i see / hey big wetter / spend a little time with me
[22:41] <Trebbers> Mr Bubbles kink
[22:41] <AnimeFilm> a woman needs options
[22:41] <dan2_> all non-poodle dogs are banned in Beverly Hills
[22:41] <lhs> this isn't what the kids mean by "soaking"
[22:41] <Trebbers> Great pervert getup
[22:41] <@Ampersand_> lol lhs
[22:41] <shalabi> not boomer!
[22:41] <impdentist> why would they not want to get all the people out of the house
[22:41] <dan2_> guess he's a late Boomer
[22:42] <kayke_> this is a good case for not having a nickname
[22:42] <Trebbers> ...
[22:42] <impdentist> take it (i.e., beverly hills)
[22:42] <dan2_> the titular line
[22:42] <Trebbers> ahhahahh
[22:42] <AnimeFilm> good to see the power glove in professional use
[22:42] <donnamartin> you're unbelievable, boomer
[22:42] <@Ampersand_> ahhhhh
[22:42] <bob511> Synchronize your TI-80s.
[22:42] <impdentist> ahahahaha the music
[22:42] <thetakingoflaser> oh my god this is incredible
[22:42] <dan2_> you wouldn't download a beverly hills...
[22:42] <shalabi> the needle drop, it burns like chlorine gas
[22:42] <bob511> Ha
[22:42] <kayke_> lol dan
[22:42] <@Ampersand_> lol oh no, not the national guard!
[22:42] <donnamartin> it's amazing what hollywood finances
[22:42] <@Ampersand_> lol dan
[22:42] <AnimeFilm> Beverly Hills ET
[22:43] <impdentist> really need this music higher in the mix
[22:43] <shalabi> why would they drive right next to the spill
[22:43] <kayke_> no I like the bus sounds
[22:43] <lhs> are we supposed to believe that the air quality is any different from usual in LA
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> champagne? welcome to the fuck bus
[22:43] <impdentist> if you're going to do an EMF montage then EMF really needs to be the most important part of it
[22:43] <dan2_> while this is going on another group has trained dogs to rob the beverly hills banks
[22:43] <donnamartin> aha
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> *6 hours later*
[22:43] <kayke_> is she thinking "why aren't those dogs dead"?
[22:43] <donnamartin> seriously?
[22:43] <impdentist> put on EMF
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:44] <AnimeFilm> hes that self centered he doesnt notice hes been in the bath for 3 hours
[22:44] <dan2_> *presses "Fuck Tub" button*
[22:44] <donnamartin> isn't his dick wrinkly by now/
[22:44] <Trebbers> Most danger he's been in so far is waterlogged skin
[22:44] <kayke_> lol
[22:44] <Trebbers> Dick Wrinkly, PI
[22:44] <dan2_> can't wait to see him fight the bad guys while excessivly prune-y
[22:44] <AnimeFilm> So the truck driver suicided for a heist mission??
[22:45] <lhs> club remix
[22:45] <kayke_> the truck driver was a hologram
[22:45] <donnamartin> why do i get the feeling i'm going to wind up rooting for the bad guys
[22:45] <AnimeFilm> the entire police force is in on it?
[22:46] <@Ampersand_> (Still) Unbelievable
[22:46] <shalabi> going for the high score
[22:46] <donnamartin> this .. is the plot of gta 5?
[22:46] <impdentist> hahaha the unbelievable sting
[22:46] <kayke_> I think the real cops are locking in that weird outside locking changing room
[22:46] <@Ampersand_> damn. the mayor was a fruit gusher all along
[22:46] <bob511> Silenced paintball gun.
[22:47] <AnimeFilm> Taking my turn at the trough does not sound pleasant
[22:47] <dan2_> the plan was just taking!
[22:47] <kayke_> oh nooooo not CALVIN
[22:47] <donnamartin> sorry to (not) fuck and run
[22:47] <donnamartin> oh man is he gonna fight them in a towel?
[22:48] <donnamartin> careful there, eastern promises
[22:48] <bob511> BOOM
[22:48] <lhs> please hide in the tub
[22:48] <AnimeFilm> the towel absorbed into his skin cause he was in the bath too long
[22:48] <donnamartin> lotta wasted bullets here
[22:48] <@Ampersand_> yessssss
[22:48] <donnamartin> !!
[22:48] <lhs> yesss
[22:48] <Trebbers> ahahahah
[22:48] <shalabi> lol
[22:48] <Trebbers> bowflexed
[22:48] <bob511> BOOM
[22:49] <kayke_> yas Calvin!
[22:49] <@Ampersand_> no no, it's "Shoot The Cop"
[22:49] <dan2_> if his towell was on that tight he would have lost all circulation to his lower half
[22:49] <Trebbers> What's really upsetting is the crazy idea that people would use the cover of working for the EPA to enrich themselves.
[22:49] <donnamartin> this is me playing gta 5
[22:49] <lhs> mullet vs mullet
[22:49] <@Ampersand_> A Mullet Challenger Appears
[22:50] <AnimeFilm> ha
[22:50] <dan2_> lol treb
[22:50] <impdentist> that was just the same joke
[22:50] <thetakingoflaser> anyone else just sitting here waiting for the ROCKSTAR logo
[22:50] <dan2_> tricked out?
[22:50] <kayke_> I don't approve of this gym/bathroom
[22:51] <donnamartin> his only clothe are jerseys
[22:51] <dan2_> seems like a good motto for America
[22:51] <impdentist> he got fired by the toronto PD
[22:51] <lhs> yeah, his tub isn't big enough to wrestle a manchild in
[22:51] <Trebbers> Frewer needs to stop hyperventilating
[22:51] <AnimeFilm> steroids for his mullet
[22:51] <Trebbers> 'If I die, it's gonna be in a k-hole'
[22:51] <impdentist> that is amazing
[22:51] <donnamartin> oh god there's gonna be a lot of football analogies
[22:52] <dan2_> oh god
[22:52] <donnamartin> clear eyes, full hearts, can't die
[22:52] <@Ampersand_> heh
[22:52] <AnimeFilm> he just drafted larry david
[22:52] <Trebbers> oH NOOOOOO
[22:52] <kayke_> Where's our two baby boys
[22:53] <kayke_> he brought a tank to a football fight
[22:53] <dan2_> is that Z'dar?
[22:53] <AnimeFilm> i like that he put on his jersey for combat
[22:53] <donnamartin> oh my god
[22:53] <lhs> gotta come correct
[22:53] <@Ampersand_> or at least come original
[22:53] <bob511> Does this movie keep conspicuously censoring swears?
[22:53] <dan2_> this movie seems suprisingly expensive for as remarkably stupid as it is
[22:53] <thetakingoflaser> "uhhhh guys. they got a tank."
[22:53] <kayke_> "flamin"
[22:53] <donnamartin> i think the residents of beverly hills will notice this
[22:54] <bob511> Like, it's an R movie.
[22:54] <shalabi> where are the media helicopters?
[22:54] <@Ampersand_> this tank rips
[22:54] <donnamartin> what is this music
[22:54] <AnimeFilm> i like that hes using the tank to try to take them out
[22:54] <shalabi> the weed tashcan
[22:54] <thetakingoflaser> the R stands for Rockin, bob
[22:54] <donnamartin> poison ivy?
[22:54] <Trebbers> so fuck is ok
[22:54] <@Ampersand_> what
[22:55] <kayke_> only bad guys cuss
[22:55] <donnamartin> this is half die hard, half screwball
[22:55] <Trebbers> Maybe Wahl didn't want to be seen cursing
[22:55] <donnamartin> it's like if airplane and die hard had an abortion
[22:56] <AnimeFilm> who was he?
[22:56] <thetakingoflaser> it's THE COWERING AND FURLOUGHED
[22:56] <donnamartin> the guys in this movie is gross
[22:56] <donnamartin> are*
[22:56] <AnimeFilm> I thought for sure he was a villain
[22:57] <bob511> He is?
[22:57] <Trebbers> Wait, Robert Davi was in Wiseguy too
[22:57] <bob511> Oh, no, I confused him with Varney.
[22:57] <@Ampersand_> Bod Saget
[22:57] <Trebbers> weird
[22:57] <kayke_> this movie thinks dogs are funnier than they are
[22:57] <dan2_> wait a minute...this isn't the hotel for dogs!
[22:58] <donnamartin> i think the residents of BH are gonna notice this, no?
[22:58] <bob511> Chlorine is very volatile.
[22:58] <AnimeFilm> hes really turning beverly hills into a vietnam warzone
[22:58] <Trebbers> Can probably see the fires from space
[22:58] <kayke_> at that point these ex cops will be in mexico selling their gold
[22:58] <donnamartin> oh boy
[22:59] <donnamartin> oh this dialogue
[22:59] <lhs> stick a banana in the cannon
[22:59] <kayke_> he's gonna tackle the tank
[22:59] <shalabi> isn't he a quarterback though?
[22:59] <shalabi> i have no idea
[22:59] <AnimeFilm> bend the cannon so that it plugs into itself
[22:59] <bob511> He's going to get flagged playing defense in that number.
[23:00] <donnamartin> guys, guys, i got an idea: beverly hills cop, but with football. and if it was boring.
[23:00] <thetakingoflaser> lol bob
[23:00] <kayke_> his ankle is gonna kill in the morning
[23:00] <shalabi> wait
[23:00] <bob511> Way to go, Peter.
[23:00] <impdentist> that's not really a touchdown
[23:00] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:00] <donnamartin> Saved by the Pool
[23:00] <Trebbers> fuck
[23:00] <shalabi> touchdowns are good thing
[23:00] <bob511> What the
[23:00] <@Ampersand_> slightly past halftime
[23:00] <kayke_> lmao
[23:00] <AnimeFilm> "Pools...by Peter"
[23:01] <Trebbers> what is this
[23:01] <impdentist> what's all this
[23:01] <donnamartin> wow, this is really the plot point
[23:02] <dan2_> maybe there was entirely different dialoge explaining the plot and they dubbed over it
[23:02] <kayke_> canaries in a coal mine, dogs in a chlorine spill
[23:02] <donnamartin> ew
[23:02] <impdentist> so weird
[23:02] <Trebbers> Well, now waiting for Chekhov's spermicide
[23:02] <thetakingoflaser> we now take you to the COPIED CITY from nier automata
[23:03] <lhs> i want vinegar in baking soda NOW
[23:03] <lhs> silent beverly hill
[23:03] <bob511> That snap count is never going to fool a defensive line.
[23:04] <impdentist> take the lambo come on
[23:04] <bob511> Budget rents Rolls?
[23:05] <dan2_> the action in this feels almost out of sync despite it not being
[23:05] <Trebbers> Dog fights, hell yea
[23:05] <dan2_> and then this subplot makes things even more disorienting
[23:05] <@Ampersand_> "Sex! Sex!"
[23:05] <Trebbers> ahh
[23:06] <lhs> is the entire city a gated community
[23:06] <donnamartin> amazing sound track
[23:06] <AnimeFilm> Just downloading that thick green MULA
[23:06] <impdentist> i am surprised we got this long before this song
[23:06] <donnamartin> wow okay then
[23:07] <bob511> Did it over?
[23:07] <kayke_> an old fashions did-it-over
[23:07] <AnimeFilm> they sound like they breathed too much chlorine
[23:08] <kayke_> Booze in a rent a car?
[23:08] <impdentist> where are all drinks free after 8:00
[23:08] <kayke_> rent a cars
[23:08] <@Ampersand_> forget it, kayke. it's beverly hillstown
[23:08] <dan2_> music video about to start
[23:08] <thetakingoflaser> this music is straight out of a final fantasy cutscene
[23:09] <Trebbers> I can't believe Davi is crooked
[23:09] <bob511> Casting Robert Davi as your secret villain.
[23:09] <kayke_> I'd rent this playstation one game from a block buster
[23:09] <donnamartin> at least she has her shoulder pads
[23:09] <bob511> They're actually Boomer's.
[23:10] <@Ampersand_> "beverly hills. THAT'S where i wanna be"
[23:10] <thetakingoflaser> ugh amp i have been waiting the entire movie to do that
[23:11] <@Ampersand_> sososorry
[23:11] <impdentist> odds on getting some actual social commentary in this
[23:11] <thetakingoflaser> <3
[23:11] <donnamartin> i think i'm on the pig's side?
[23:11] <@Ampersand_> "oral sex/"
[23:11] <donnamartin> what.......?
[23:11] <AnimeFilm> Boomer comes out with his soaking fetish
[23:11] <donnamartin> why is a dentist better at oral sex?
[23:11] <impdentist> :ahuh:
[23:11] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:12] <donnamartin> who wants a dentil pick in their vagina?
[23:12] <impdentist> that's a good point actually
[23:12] <lhs> probably at least one person
[23:12] <donnamartin> excuse me, looks like you have a big cavity here?
[23:12] <kayke_> lol donna
[23:12] <@Ampersand_> aaaha
[23:12] <bob511> They missed clearing out Lorenzo Lamas, too?
[23:13] <donnamartin> oh man, leaving flaming bags of poo really escalated
[23:13] <kayke_> I fucking love that they're real time calculating how much they stole, even though they just have garbage cans full of gold and paintings
[23:13] <dan2_> lol lb
[23:13] <donnamartin> i can't move past the dentist being good at oral sex
[23:13] <impdentist> it's 106 miles to chicago
[23:14] <kayke_> he has a scientific understanding of the mouth, donna
[23:14] <thetakingoflaser> you can't have a countdown in a movie that moves slower diegetically than time in real life jesus christ
[23:14] <impdentist> a dentist might conceivably be good at receiving oral sex
[23:14] <impdentist> or no
[23:14] <kayke_> the chair might be useful
[23:14] <donnamartin> yeah, i bet that chair is great
[23:15] <donnamartin> also you have a big light to see thigns
[23:15] <thetakingoflaser> and a place to rinse and spit
[23:15] <lhs> you're going to screw that deal up in flaming, famous beverly hills
[23:16] <donnamartin> genital obsessive?
[23:16] <bob511> She's probably wishing she didn't throw on her tap shoes on the way out of the house.
[23:16] <Trebbers> Notch on his jockstrap
[23:16] <kayke_> a crazy bat
[23:16] <donnamartin> maybe he just likes dentists
[23:16] <@Ampersand_> this is natural human dialogue
[23:16] <donnamartin> he's gonna die of asthma isn't he
[23:16] <thetakingoflaser> this is the worst noir of all time
[23:16] <kayke_> I gave you my heart, the very next day, you threw it away
[23:17] <Trebbers> rolling eyes here
[23:17] <thetakingoflaser> ahaha kayke i was singing it out loud
[23:17] <donnamartin> impressed with her arms tho
[23:17] <dan2_> this lady and the mom from The Good Son need to have a contest
[23:17] <donnamartin> those uneven bars are a bitch
[23:18] <thetakingoflaser> talk to me bubby
[23:18] <donnamartin> guy loves himself molotov cocktails
[23:19] <kayke_> twisted metal
[23:19] <@Ampersand_> *mulletov cocktails
[23:19] <donnamartin> it's okay?
[23:19] <Trebbers> ahaa
[23:19] <donnamartin> oh god no stop
[23:19] <Trebbers> just start singing again
[23:20] <kayke_> oh wait is his name "bat"??
[23:20] <impdentist> mulletov cocktails is good
[23:20] <donnamartin> i can't with this nonconsensual punning
[23:20] <donnamartin> aha dentist
[23:20] <Trebbers> Got Tetris on there
[23:21] <shalabi> oof
[23:22] <kayke_> newman
[23:22] <Trebbers> yes yes yes
[23:22] <bob511> When the car is literally on fire, that's when they say "fucking" instead of "flaming".
[23:23] <@Ampersand_> "you can be a garbage pail kid"
[23:23] <lhs> literally friendly fire
[23:23] <dan2_> refreshing to see someone totally mishandle a gun in an action movie
[23:24] <donnamartin> thank god for the fire code
[23:24] <lhs> he already had a bath today
[23:25] <@Ampersand_> My Wahl
[23:25] <thetakingoflaser> MY WALL by black flag
[23:26] <kayke_> let's grab some sushi and hit the road
[23:26] <donnamartin> looting in no time
[23:26] <lhs> how are they calculating that
[23:26] <Trebbers> Not all that much once you divide that money by the 10,000 guys on the job
[23:26] <donnamartin> they'll probably murder them all
[23:27] <donnamartin> put them on meat hooks in a fridge truck
[23:28] <dan2_> so did they just have each person listing back to HQ what they took?
[23:28] <shalabi> a data driven approach to robbery
[23:28] <@Ampersand_> yessss
[23:28] <impdentist> whoa
[23:28] <donnamartin> oh boy, throwing stars
[23:28] <@Ampersand_> lovely
[23:28] <donnamartin> amazing
[23:29] <donnamartin> ew a purse
[23:29] <impdentist> if only those looney libs hadn't passed gun control in california!
[23:29] <lhs> ha ha
[23:29] <dan2_> and he's got a good arm, bad guys stand no chance
[23:29] <impdentist> well like six of the bad guys stand no chance
[23:29] <impdentist> ok now we're talking
[23:29] <donnamartin> oh my god
[23:29] <Trebbers> They did not skimp on the music
[23:29] <AnimeFilm> nice
[23:29] <shalabi> they hit the gasoline store
[23:29] <lhs> not fred
[23:29] <dan2_> hell fucking yes
[23:29] <donnamartin> the music
[23:30] <kayke_> I feel like I'd be more invested in this movie if I cared at all about these rich people getting robbed
[23:30] <Trebbers> We might even get I Love La
[23:30] <donnamartin> i'm invested in this music choice
[23:30] <donnamartin> and the insane explosions
[23:30] <kayke_> that's true, I do want to see more cars flip over
[23:31] <donnamartin> i'd love it all of BH blew up
[23:31] <@Ampersand_> throwing star to the throat
[23:31] <shalabi> died doing what he loved, shotgunned down in a BH hellscape
[23:32] <Trebbers> yessss
[23:32] <@Ampersand_> such arm
[23:32] <dan2_> YES!
[23:32] <kayke_> wait is calvin actually dead or just sleeping?
[23:32] <donnamartin> yesssssssssssssssssssss
[23:32] <Trebbers> Booooooomer
[23:32] <shalabi> .5 mile pass
[23:32] <lhs> they don't call him boomer for nothing
[23:32] <kayke_> blow up the fresco so no one can have it
[23:33] <lhs> pete's going to turn it into a pool bottom
[23:34] <donnamartin> is his buddy dead?
[23:34] <donnamartin> oh i see
[23:35] <kayke_> just sleeping
[23:35] <donnamartin> lame son of a bitch?
[23:35] <bob511> "....flaming."
[23:35] <lhs> "you... dork!"
[23:35] <impdentist> whoa
[23:35] <kayke_> he is technically lame, with his ankle
[23:35] <donnamartin> what?
[23:36] <kayke_> whahahahaaaa
[23:36] <dan2_> don't ever say sportsball around boomer
[23:36] <kayke_> look who respawned
[23:36] <donnamartin> that did n ot kill him
[23:36] <donnamartin> also that house is super generic plain ugly
[23:37] <kayke_> every mansion is every movie we watch is the worst
[23:37] <kayke_> *in
[23:37] <impdentist> i think a wife is allowed to testify against her husband if she wants
[23:37] <donnamartin> um, they're not married, that's not how this works and also what
[23:37] <impdentist> this guy has the worst fucking attorneys
[23:37] <impdentist> i thought that was a pickaxe at first
[23:38] <donnamartin> not a bad way to go
[23:38] <donnamartin> also yeah me too dentist. seemed bloody
[23:38] <donnamartin> oh thank god this guy's house is so ugly
[23:38] <AnimeFilm> Oh this movie has quite a lot of explosions
[23:38] <kayke_> my next car is going to be one of those little tanks
[23:38] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:38] <impdentist> that is a shitty crossbow
[23:38] <donnamartin> this house is so ugly who designed it?
[23:38] <impdentist> definintely gonna take down a deer when an arrow lands on it
[23:38] <dan2_> its slower than anything boomer has thrown
[23:39] <thetakingoflaser> if i got that crossbow in skyrim i'd immediately reset and send the game back
[23:39] <donnamartin> what was that
[23:39] <kayke_> cork screw
[23:39] <AnimeFilm> his roids
[23:39] <thetakingoflaser> (resident evil font) YOU DIED
[23:39] <lhs> this syrup will never come out of the carpet
[23:39] <donnamartin> yesss bob's big boy was behind it all along
[23:40] <kayke_> they showed him use whatever that thing was to open a wine bottle
[23:40] <dan2_> *dumps celebratory barrel of treasure over Kelvin*
[23:40] <bob511> Oh my god, they booked Bob
[23:40] <kayke_> I do not know why it killed him instantly
[23:40] <donnamartin> well, he tapped his syrup line
[23:40] <kayke_> ummm boomer has absolved you
[23:41] <dan2_> so they're gonna recover the $750,000,000 of rich people's possessions, and then have to spend 100 billion reconstructing all of Beverly Hills
[23:41] <@Ampersand_> "let's boom"
[23:41] <donnamartin> oh hye do you have my jersey you left the house with?
[23:41] <donnamartin> it's worth a lot
[23:41] <lhs> the greatest cockblock
[23:41] <donnamartin> lol
[23:41] <donnamartin> they have to make police statements
[23:41] <bob511> Well, on that front, dan:
[23:41] <bob511> "Though the movie is set in Beverly Hills, the majority of the movie was filmed in Mexico. Rodeo Drive was reconstructed out of Styrofoam in a lot outside of Mexico City."
[23:41] <kayke_> bye movie
[23:41] <@Ampersand_> excuse me, a NIGHT with Boomer Hayes
[23:42] <kayke_> those kids need to touch boomer
[23:42] <donnamartin> lol bob
[23:42] <dan2_> I would be so tempted to just run though the sides of buildings if everything around me was made of styrofoam
[23:42] <donnamartin> oh i'd bust through everything like i was the kool aid man
[23:42] <donnamartin> was this in theaters?
[23:42] <bob511> Also, "A computer game was released in 1991 to coincide with the film's theatrical release. The game was an action/adventure hybrid where you could play as both Boomer Hayes and Laura Sage (strangely, Ed was left out) to solve puzzles and defeat bad guys in order to stop the looting of the city."
[23:42] <@Ampersand_> booming comes naturally
[23:42] <kayke_> I think they actually died and this is heaven and that's why everyone is wearing white
[23:43] <donnamartin> oh thank godi thought this was based on a true story
[23:43] <@Ampersand_> insane, bob
[23:43] <bob511> From the developers of Terminator 2: Judgment Day: Chess Wars
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:56 pm

genre preference poll open!
vote, or express a desire for a different genre not listed below
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Postby Bob511 » Mon Jun 18, 2018 1:09 am

Going to just vote "yes".
universe, you can't play the willfully ignorant, but partisan bleeding heart
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Postby animefilm » Mon Jun 18, 2018 1:37 am

Im the only one who voted for z-grade independent trash :(
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Postby identikit » Mon Jun 18, 2018 7:41 am

animefilm wrote:Im the only one who voted for z-grade independent trash :(

not any more, we can get there!

what a poll. sad I can't make it while in Euro time zones, but since I want to join again after the summer, I figure I am allowed to vote.
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Postby Ampersand » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:49 am

identikit wrote:but since I want to join again after the summer, I figure I am allowed to vote.

hell yeah
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Postby laserblast » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:42 am

it turns out we love everything except treacly Oscar bait
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Postby laserblast » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:42 am

action is covered by z grade trash
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