HPN SHIT FLIXE: Bratz (4 real), Sun @ 2200 EDT

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Ampersand » Fri May 25, 2018 11:38 am

This Sunday,
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There's a high quality copy in the hpn db and a lower quality copy in the shitflixe db. Pick your poison.
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Postby laserblast » Fri May 25, 2018 11:41 am

As promised, I shall return for SWIMFAN.
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Postby laserblast » Fri May 25, 2018 11:42 am

What is making me insane is that I distinctly remember scenes from this film, but we have not watched it. So either this is an elaborate gaslight or, even more horrifyingly, I have independently watched SWIMFAN at some point in my life.
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Postby Ampersand » Fri May 25, 2018 12:06 pm

you are, perhaps, a swimfanfan?
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Postby Ampersand » Sat May 26, 2018 4:06 pm

Ampersand wrote:This Sunday,
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There's a high quality copy in the hpn db and a lower quality copy in the shitflixe db. Pick your poison.
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Postby Ampersand » Sun May 27, 2018 11:57 am

SWIMFAN is TONIGHT!
High quality copy in the hpn db!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun May 27, 2018 3:54 pm

Ampersand wrote:SWIMFAN is TONIGHT!
High quality copy in the hpn db!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun May 27, 2018 8:01 pm

2 hours until we hit the pool!
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Sun May 27, 2018 8:06 pm

I own a swim and dvd
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Sun May 27, 2018 8:07 pm

I've seen this maybe 200 times

Very balm 4 me
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Postby dan » Sun May 27, 2018 8:11 pm

not surprised this is a certified Nathan's Pick®
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Postby Bob511 » Sun May 27, 2018 8:17 pm

It's only eighty-five minutes long, though.
universe, you can't play the willfully ignorant, but partisan bleeding heart
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Postby kayke » Sun May 27, 2018 9:36 pm

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Postby Ampersand » Sun May 27, 2018 9:45 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: Swimfan
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Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: Swimfan
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Postby Ampersand » Sun May 27, 2018 11:37 pm

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[22:12] <@Amperfan> 3
[22:12] <@Amperfan> 2
[22:12] <@Amperfan> 1
[22:13] <swimdan> if I ever make a movie I'm gonna just put the Dreamcast startup video as the production company
[22:13] <donnamartinswims> wow, shit got deep fast
[22:13] <beswimfan> jesse bradford you old p hound
[22:13] <@Amperfan> swimming in trophies
[22:14] <swimdan> sexfan
[22:14] <@Amperfan> Shiri, of the Applebee's dynasty
[22:14] <Tredders> What year is this again
[22:14] <@Amperfan> 2002
[22:14] <lhs> disappointing amount of swimming so far
[22:14] <lasersplash> shiri appleby going to get into a huge beef with shiri chili
[22:14] <donnamartinswims> wow they're just doing it in the open
[22:14] <beswimfan> there you go, lhs
[22:14] <kick> swampfan
[22:14] <donnamartinswims> oh hell yes accoustic guitar swimming
[22:15] <lhs> welcome to our "L", notice there's no poo in it
[22:15] <Tredders> Lotta blue movies 2002-2006
[22:15] <@Amperfan> i swim too much
[22:15] <lasersplash> swimhoot
[22:15] <beswimfan> the babysitter's dead
[22:15] <@Amperfan> lotta milquetoast tho
[22:15] <kick> he gave the dog all the milk
[22:16] <beswimfan> this guy's lifestyle was severely impacted by the spike in gas prices soon after this story ended
[22:16] <Tredders> Giles Nuttgens
[22:16] <bobbing511> Fisher Stevens?
[22:16] <lasersplash> that man is polsonnnnnnnnnn
[22:16] <swimdan> he's skimming out one of the freshmen who drowned
[22:16] <kick> was that an american and a french flag? where does this take place french america?
[22:16] <beswimfan> what is dan hedaya up to these days
[22:17] <donnamartinswims> yeh fuck school
[22:17] <swimdan> "just don't drink too much before bed"
[22:18] <donnamartinswims> do they go to school in a castle?
[22:18] <lhs> nah, just cruel intentions high
[22:18] <Tredders> Dante's Swimferno
[22:18] <donnamartinswims> wanna go get some Code REd?
[22:18] <bobbing511> Probably shouldn't antagonize Mark David Chapman.
[22:19] <beswimfan> jesus, do not stay together in college
[22:19] <@Amperfan> "i'll swim to you, my love"
[22:19] <kick> it's the companion cube from portal, your favorite game
[22:19] <beswimfan> does the audio sound like we're watching this in grand central station to anyone else
[22:19] <donnamartinswims> it's the castle
[22:20] <beswimfan> erika christensen has never really gotten her due
[22:20] <lhs> hack the locker
[22:20] <@Amperfan> just a major credit card
[22:20] <beswimfan> heh
[22:20] <Tredders> What
[22:21] <lasersplash> (whispering to date while watching swimfan) that's the swimfan
[22:21] <kick> wow the lockers at swim-hogwarts are not super secure
[22:21] <beswimfan> and a surgeon too
[22:21] <beswimfan> this guy's a lock for stanford
[22:21] <Tredders> Everybody is swimcrazy in this town
[22:22] <Tredders> Swim scouts
[22:22] <swimdan> does he get a new pack every week?
[22:22] <beswimfan> this town is run by teenagers, like that hungarian railway
[22:22] <bobbing511> A boat-up restaurant with swimhops
[22:22] <donnamartinswims> it's all this town has ever since the swim mines closed down
[22:23] <beswimfan> amy, amy, the commute isn't doable
[22:23] <Tredders> Hmm, those cards are why playing solitaire is a euphemism for jerking it.
[22:23] <donnamartinswims> amy this is the worst idea eve
[22:23] <kick> he sounds like he's holding in a toke
[22:23] <beswimfan> zac efroff here
[22:24] <donnamartinswims> zac effron has date-raped at least three women at this point
[22:24] <lasersplash> ah yes, maddy's cousin, laura palmer!
[22:25] <lhs> his bumper sticker says "my other car's a speedo"
[22:25] <bobbing511> Heh
[22:25] <donnamartinswims> i insist you ride in the car i almost ran you over with, which is assuredly an attempt to trap you as i'm a stalker
[22:25] <@Amperfan> she's clearly walking around and flashing people, so getting a ride ruins it
[22:26] <kick> ew
[22:26] <@Amperfan> "hah. i mean handsy"
[22:26] <kick> He already has a perfectly clingy girlfriend
[22:26] <bobbing511> Movie's scoffing at its own dialogue.
[22:26] <donnamartinswims> this car is amazing
[22:26] <beswimfan> swimclub
[22:27] <beswimfan> he's just waiting for windowsME to upgrade
[22:27] <Tredders> Marco Polo suite in G
[22:27] <donnamartinswims> lol
[22:27] <kick> british columbia
[22:27] <beswimfan> is that her cousin
[22:28] <kick> he looks the opposite of sharp, he looks rounded
[22:28] <lasersplash> lol
[22:28] <Tredders> What the fuck is this house
[22:28] <kick> oh cool, they live in a castle too
[22:29] <donnamartinswims> dark shadows manor
[22:29] <swimdan> Dante looks like if Steven Baldwin was playing Clark Kent
[22:29] <Tredders> ah
[22:30] <beswimfan> outswam the dragon
[22:30] <lhs> i was thinking milton + tyler durden
[22:30] <kick> how long ago could it have been if he's in high school?
[22:30] <donnamartinswims> outswimming his demons
[22:30] <donnamartinswims> his middle school was pretty rough
[22:30] <kick> that's called disassociation, sweety
[22:30] <bobbing511> "Where no one can touch me, or hurt me, or has even heard of Julia Stiles."
[22:30] <donnamartinswims> are they in the same movie?
[22:30] <Tredders> line
[22:30] <donnamartinswims> aha bob
[22:30] <lhs> haha bob
[22:31] <donnamartinswims> story of your 17 years life
[22:31] <lasersplash> bob that was viious
[22:31] <lasersplash> *c
[22:31] <donnamartinswims> this is some pornhub level acting
[22:32] <bobbing511> "...but we've got a premise to get to."
[22:32] <donnamartinswims> oh baby, oh baby, do me
[22:32] <beswimfan> do champion swimmers tend to be 5'7''
[22:33] <kick> wes anderswim art direction
[22:33] <lhs> time for the breast stroke i guess
[22:33] <donnamartinswims> i dunno, do women consider it a date to watch him swim?
[22:33] <@Amperfan> "let's chlorinate"
[22:33] <donnamartinswims> lol lhs
[22:33] <donnamartinswims> man, weirdest foreplay ever
[22:33] <Tredders> what is this
[22:33] <beswimfan> [confident woman is murderer piano music]
[22:33] <swimdan> just wait until they bring the pool noodle in Donna
[22:33] <donnamartinswims> fetish porn
[22:34] <donnamartinswims> dan, lol
[22:34] <Tredders> pool edging
[22:34] <lhs> heh
[22:34] <donnamartinswims> swimfan is gonna turn him into a swimman
[22:34] <Tredders> "Coach told me to stop fucking in the pool"
[22:35] <swimdan> love that poolwater taste
[22:35] <kick> swimfornication
[22:35] <donnamartinswims> man, fucking in a pool is about a step above the beach
[22:35] <lasersplash> splash me like one of your french girls
[22:35] <Tredders> ahahah
[22:35] <donnamartinswims> lol
[22:35] <beswimfan> oof
[22:35] <@Amperfan> "totally not a binding contract or anything"
[22:35] <Tredders> Tells all the girls that chlorine kills sperm
[22:36] <@Amperfan> so-so
[22:36] <kick> her bra is never going to dry out
[22:36] <swimdan> he actually thought fast and put a swimcap on down there
[22:36] <donnamartinswims> but if i did, don't slut shame me
[22:36] <@Amperfan> swim buddies?
[22:36] <donnamartinswims> hope his little swimmers aren't being scouted by stanford
[22:36] <kick> lotta dogs here
[22:37] <Tredders> Next scene is coach screaming about the disgusting state of the pool
[22:37] <donnamartinswims> it's a video from the pool room
[22:38] <Tredders> uh
[22:38] <swimdan> *big wave of water comes spilling out)
[22:38] <@Amperfan> lol
[22:38] <lhs> spin art?
[22:38] <beswimfan> gorgeous handwriting, amy
[22:38] <SWIXX> lol dan
[22:38] <kick> swarmy of one
[22:38] <@Amperfan> is he stealing valor?
[22:38] <swimdan> aha
[22:39] <beswimfan> nu-swim
[22:39] <donnamartinswims> jesus the early aughts guitar in this
[22:39] <Tredders> What a choice
[22:39] <Tredders> Having splashbacks
[22:39] <donnamartinswims> lol
[22:39] <kick> lol
[22:39] <swimdan> this is all it takes to coach swimming?
[22:39] <beswimfan> way to swim
[22:40] <donnamartinswims> this guy is modeling his character from steph in pretty in pink
[22:40] <kick> swim the higher lane
[22:40] <lhs> he's gets caught huffing chlorine and is off the team
[22:40] <lhs> he*
[22:40] <Tredders> haha
[22:40] <kick> it seems like the couple have nothing in common other than that they are dating each other
[22:41] <beswimfan> a video run?
[22:41] <Tredders> video run
[22:41] <kick> gotta rent wayne's world
[22:41] <beswimfan> has to go rent meet the parents
[22:41] <bobbing511> Swimming in the sink
[22:41] <lasersplash> I CAN FEEL YOU SWIMMING TO ME IN MY SINK
[22:42] <beswimfan> shade
[22:42] <@Amperfan> "so fragile"
[22:42] <lhs> oh noooo
[22:42] <donnamartinswims> yeah who would have seen this comign
[22:43] <Tredders> George Constanza move
[22:43] <swimdan> haha
[22:43] <lasersplash> oh plenty of people been seen coming in this movie
[22:43] <@Amperfan> totally inconspicuous, too
[22:43] <donnamartinswims> if they fucked in the pool, how do you lose your painties in the car
[22:43] <lhs> her bra has also been dangling from the antenna this whole time too
[22:43] <@Amperfan> weird porn
[22:43] <kick> y don't answer?
[22:43] <donnamartinswims> oh ben
[22:43] <@Amperfan> "do u even swim??"
[22:44] <beswimfan> Post Message
[22:44] <Tredders> The internet when everybody still capitalized things
[22:44] <swimdan> this goes on for another 25 minutes
[22:44] <lhs> posting on swimpinion
[22:44] <donnamartinswims> ben here has a future in politics
[22:44] <Tredders> ahahhahahahaha
[22:44] <swimdan> *TalHotBlond has signed in*
[22:44] <lasersplash> lol
[22:45] <beswimfan> more nuanced coaching
[22:45] <Tredders> goddamn
[22:45] <kick> coaching is kind of just shaming
[22:45] <donnamartinswims> i should be a swim coach
[22:45] <donnamartinswims> i can yell at people
[22:45] <@Amperfan> waltz your way through a backstroke
[22:45] <lhs> love that his office is a desk by the pool at which he sits with the lights off
[22:45] <beswimfan> the waltz is hardly appropriate for the nu-metal we play during meets
[22:46] <bobbing511> Not everyone has the eyebrows for coaching, though.
[22:46] <Tredders> Hell yes Swimfan
[22:46] <kick> ruh roh
[22:46] <beswimfan> is she going to kill the dog
[22:46] <beswimfan> can we get a content warning on pet killing
[22:46] <kick> swimfan meets the swimfam
[22:46] <bobbing511> Ha
[22:46] <lhs> "i legally changed my name to madiswim"
[22:46] <Tredders> ah
[22:46] <@Amperfan> lol
[22:46] <donnamartinswims> i just let strangers in
[22:47] <kick> mom just lets anyone with flowers into the house
[22:47] <swimdan> "left my panties in your fireplace, just getting them back"
[22:47] <@Amperfan> lol
[22:47] <beswimfan> did you go to grad school, ben
[22:47] <Tredders> Is there going to be a fake pregnancy scare in this
[22:47] <donnamartinswims> what is this acting
[22:47] <donnamartinswims> she has the inflection of a middle school play
[22:47] <kick> lol
[22:48] <swimdan> Ben trying to give her the old splash n' dash
[22:48] <lasersplash> insane editing
[22:48] <kick> what was that cutttt
[22:48] <lhs> yepppp
[22:48] <donnamartinswims> is she gonna pull off her wig, reveal a giant scar?
[22:48] <@Amperfan> mad-as-hell-ison
[22:48] <kick> lol
[22:48] <donnamartinswims> she's recording that bro
[22:49] <Tredders> ahah
[22:49] <bobbing511> Not EVERY time, I guess.
[22:50] <donnamartinswims> oh god, the dogs gonna get it goat style
[22:50] <kick> those kitchen cabinets are insane
[22:50] <lhs> his ride got pimped and they put a pool in the back seat
[22:50] <bobbing511> Steering wheel was secured with garter belts.
[22:50] <Tredders> ahahah
[22:50] <beswimfan> haha
[22:50] <donnamartinswims> what is this email program?
[22:50] <beswimfan> love this ui
[22:50] <@Amperfan> enhance
[22:51] <Tredders> The Lappening
[22:51] <beswimfan> the entire OS seems to be based around swimming?
[22:51] <kick> I'm kind of with Allison on this girlfriend being dull
[22:52] <donnamartinswims> that gif
[22:52] <lhs> what song is this
[22:53] <Tredders> I thought Randy was Josh for a second
[22:53] <donnamartinswims> our lady of nickleback or somethign
[22:53] <@Amperfan> lol
[22:53] <kick> I thought he was gonna kiss her too
[22:54] <kick> once again this couple talks about nothing other than being a couple
[22:54] <lhs> who was that in the background
[22:54] <Tredders> Couldn't tell, like something blowing around
[22:55] <beswimfan> thank you, editor
[22:55] <@Amperfan> AAARRRGHyle
[22:55] <donnamartinswims> oh my god the cuts
[22:55] <bobbing511> ::air brakes::
[22:55] <lhs> drop you right in the deep end
[22:55] <swimdan> subswiminal editing
[22:55] <Tredders> Somebody saw Fight Club
[22:55] <lhs> "only my dick loved you"
[22:55] <kick> lol
[22:56] <@Amperfan> fucks the old man to get back at him
[22:56] <Tredders> Old man's nudie cards are going to be all Swimfan
[22:56] <beswimfan> so this guy is gonna die
[22:57] <donnamartinswims> this guy, the dog, at a minimum
[22:57] <Tredders> Just wondering if it'll be a frame up
[22:57] <lhs> surely you could take ten seconds and describe a boob to him
[22:57] <donnamartinswims> he died of a broken heart
[22:57] <bobbing511> Accidentally gave him chlorine tabs instead of the heart medication.
[22:57] <donnamartinswims> he's 17
[22:57] <swimdan> lol bob
[22:57] <donnamartinswims> how is this his fault?
[22:58] <Tredders> "You could lose your Medical License"
[22:58] <kick> let you go.... back to work!
[22:58] <donnamartinswims> rage stair run
[22:58] <donnamartinswims> being an orderly was his backup career
[22:58] <bobbing511> Whoa
[22:58] <lasersplash> oh cool guy
[22:58] <Tredders> That's a bit much
[22:58] <beswimfan> be gentle ben
[22:58] <lhs> stranglefan
[22:58] <@Amperfan> at least he's threatening in the library quietly
[22:59] <donnamartinswims> ew
[22:59] <kick> aaaaah
[22:59] <bobbing511> Our Hero
[22:59] <beswimfan> we're all on swimfan's side, right?
[22:59] <swimdan> well now she has no reason to ever hate him
[22:59] <donnamartinswims> yes, i am
[22:59] <@Amperfan> he screwed the meat one too many times
[22:59] <beswimfan> what do swim scouts need to see? don't they just need the times?
[23:00] <kick> why is she working until 1 am, isn't that illegal?
[23:00] <kick> these kids
[23:00] <bobbing511> Restaurant is in international waters.
[23:00] <beswimfan> the music
[23:00] <kick> the 2002s were a different time when kids could be doctors and run boat bars
[23:00] <@Amperfan> "i can carrrryy this soooofa"
[23:01] <beswimfan> boy, the repercussions
[23:01] <Tredders> What did he think was going to happen
[23:01] <swimdan> boy, you strangle one woman and everythng just goes to pieces
[23:01] <kick> hmm it's almost like don't cheat on your girlfriend huh
[23:01] <lhs> chlorineblind by counting crows
[23:02] <Tredders> ahahh
[23:02] <donnamartinswims> lol
[23:02] <beswimfan> he's literally mark david chapman
[23:02] <Tredders> Holy shit
[23:02] <beswimfan> back there reading catcher in the rye
[23:02] <Tredders> uh
[23:02] <donnamartinswims> the 90s version of a boombox
[23:03] <Tredders> Man, if his little platform collapses
[23:03] <Tredders> Oh shit
[23:03] <kick> look at all these swimfans
[23:03] <beswimfan> those stanford swim scouts are straight out of central casting
[23:03] <beswimfan> (?)
[23:03] <Tredders> Thought they were detectives
[23:03] <swimdan> "Now, lets dim the lights for the main heat"
[23:03] <donnamartinswims> those khakis are eight sizes too big
[23:04] <beswimfan> haha
[23:04] <Tredders> ahahhaha
[23:04] <bobbing511> At this school?
[23:04] <Tredders> "For fuck's sake, look at me"
[23:04] <bobbing511> "Take that shit to South Newark High"
[23:04] <Tredders> Swim banned
[23:04] <beswimfan> he did seem roided in the cello library yesterday
[23:04] <swimdan> *writing on notepad* -Doesn't take steriods (?)
[23:05] <donnamartinswims> swimfight
[23:05] <lhs> "help i can't swim"
[23:05] <Tredders> ahah
[23:05] <beswimfan> hehe
[23:05] <swimdan> "lets go, these other kids aint shit"
[23:06] <kick> "the steroids"
[23:06] <beswimfan> just do your homework and be quiet, ben
[23:06] <donnamartinswims> roid rage
[23:06] <lhs> starts shooting up pool water
[23:06] <donnamartinswims> it's me, captain morgan
[23:07] <beswimfan> more great editing
[23:07] <lasersplash> incredible line delivery
[23:07] <kick> That's not my name- the tingtings
[23:07] <@Amperfan> "ben... here before?"
[23:08] <Tredders> Getting seasick from this
[23:08] <donnamartinswims> wow got real After School Special here
[23:08] <beswimfan> randy's turn
[23:08] <swimdan> this editing/soundtrack is so wild
[23:08] <swimdan> I lovitz
[23:08] <beswimfan> not randall poster's best work
[23:08] <donnamartinswims> holy shit
[23:08] <lhs> is this mono
[23:08] <donnamartinswims> i need that soundrack in my life
[23:09] <@Amperfan> the editor's last name is Flack, and she sure is catching some in the chat tonight
[23:09] <kick> his swimball bat
[23:09] <beswimfan> did she kill josh with that bat
[23:09] <beswimfan> and now his prints are on it
[23:09] <donnamartinswims> i like how this movie really focuses on the female gaze
[23:09] <Tredders> ahahaha
[23:09] <bobbing511> Going to switch to a sport that doesn't care about steroids.
[23:09] <lhs> BONK
[23:09] <Tredders> *bump*
[23:09] <kick> I jumped
[23:09] <beswimfan> haha
[23:09] <Tredders> ahah
[23:09] <donnamartinswims> wow fast cut
[23:09] <beswimfan> that cut was NICE
[23:10] <@Amperfan> swam to death
[23:10] <kick> if we swim with the lord
[23:10] <donnamartinswims> josh wore his best polo
[23:10] <bobbing511> I feel like one grave over, there's a Final Destination funeral going on.
[23:10] <@Amperfan> his mourning polo
[23:10] <donnamartinswims> franky knuckles here. ya gonna swim with the fishes
[23:11] <swimdan> "I'd like to run your piss through a lie detector"
[23:11] <kick> lol
[23:11] <lhs> heh donna
[23:11] <@Amperfan> i'mma watchu call a dullard
[23:11] <Tredders> "As they say, stay in the shallow end"
[23:11] <beswimfan> this oughta fix everything
[23:11] <donnamartinswims> this seems like a good approach
[23:12] <kick> he's not really a thinker
[23:12] <donnamartinswims> he's a swimmer
[23:12] <donnamartinswims> duh
[23:12] <lasersplash> ah yes, a rothko
[23:12] <beswimfan> took his life of crime jacket out of storage
[23:13] <beswimfan> (ANABOLIC STEROID)
[23:13] <swimdan> that's what Paganini got busted for
[23:13] <donnamartinswims> stop putting our fingerprints on everything
[23:13] <@Amperfan> sending cellos down my spine
[23:13] <Tredders> haha
[23:13] <beswimfan> evil genius, terrible collagist
[23:13] <lhs> "i love my huge bf"
[23:14] <@Amperfan> "welcome to purgatorio"
[23:14] <kick> yeesss I've been waiting for this team up
[23:14] <Tredders> "A box of chocolates
[23:14] <lhs> who is this guy to her again
[23:14] <kick> cousin
[23:14] <beswimfan> cousin
[23:15] <beswimfan> damn, she had a Baseballfan account too
[23:15] <Tredders> What is this guy doing
[23:15] <Tredders> Just call the fucking detective
[23:16] <Tredders> Don't drive in to 7even
[23:16] <kick> they went on a road trip?! I love this gut
[23:16] <kick> *gut
[23:16] <donnamartinswims> did it rain all the sudden or are they sweaty
[23:16] <kick> *guy
[23:16] <kick> wow
[23:17] <beswimfan> hell of a room he has
[23:17] <swimdan> just wait till you see what she did to the rest of the Isotopes
[23:18] <kick> "I should but I won't"
[23:18] <beswimfan> ROLESVILLE LIONS
[23:18] <donnamartinswims> but he has an alibi
[23:18] <Tredders> I'm in fuckin Rolesville
[23:19] <@Amperfan> take a shot at the swimfan, you best not miss
[23:19] <swimdan> Splashed by my Doctor
[23:19] <Tredders> Dr. Venice is probably dead
[23:19] <kick> lol dan
[23:20] <Tredders> 17 year old doctor, checks out
[23:20] <donnamartinswims> oh hi 17 yo go righ tahead
[23:20] <donnamartinswims> lol
[23:20] <beswimfan> pretty clever, ben
[23:21] <Tredders> what
[23:21] <lasersplash> maddy howser, m.d.
[23:22] <lhs> waiting for the wacky scene where she gets roped into performing emergency brain surgery
[23:22] <@Amperfan> lol
[23:22] <Tredders> Movie decided to get dumber
[23:22] <beswimfan> how did he organize this so quickly
[23:22] <donnamartinswims> this seems bad for ben
[23:22] <@Amperfan> *licks the side of her neck*
[23:22] <kick> Ben is so creepy
[23:23] <donnamartinswims> need a gif
[23:23] <@Amperfan> yeah, unhinged
[23:23] <Tredders> Call the detective
[23:23] <kick> I hate this
[23:23] <swimdan> I like the weird metroid sounds that creep up in the background
[23:23] <@Amperfan> *chews on hair*
[23:23] <Tredders> Uh
[23:23] <donnamartinswims> that's it?
[23:23] <donnamartinswims> i need a gif of that though
[23:23] <Tredders> *farts*
[23:23] <swimdan> 15 minutes of credits
[23:23] <donnamartinswims> cousin is A++
[23:23] <bobbing511> That wasn't much of a confession.
[23:24] <donnamartinswims> that wasn't much of an ending
[23:24] <Tredders> A cop apologize? Come on
[23:24] <beswimfan> strains credulity
[23:24] <kick> we didn't get the scene from the trailer where swimfan had GF hostage
[23:24] <@Amperfan> in the words of John Rambo: "it's never ovah"
[23:24] <beswimfan> is she gonna do a the fugitive escape
[23:24] <Tredders> Why have a cop in the back
[23:24] <lhs> better than getting a confession via record-a-greeting birthday card
[23:25] <donnamartinswims> how fucking dumb are these cops
[23:25] <kick> these fucking dumbos
[23:25] <lasersplash> as dumb as all cops
[23:25] <beswimfan> yep, just like the fugitive
[23:25] <lasersplash> "i didn't kill my [swimfan]"
[23:25] <lasersplash> "i know"
[23:26] <@Amperfan> So I Fucked an Athlete Murderer
[23:26] <donnamartinswims> lol
[23:26] <lasersplash> lol
[23:26] <lasersplash> and tell me what to do now when i want you back
[23:26] <beswimfan> welp
[23:26] <kick> she's concussed
[23:27] <kick> why did they let this doofus take her out of the hospital?
[23:27] <donnamartinswims> why is amy at their house?
[23:27] <donnamartinswims> oh please kill her by stabbing her with the trophy
[23:27] <Tredders> Seems like news of two cops getting shot would travel fast
[23:27] <donnamartinswims> pre-cell phones
[23:28] <Tredders> How can this not end at the pool?
[23:28] <donnamartinswims> on no the velocoraptor is in the house
[23:28] <donnamartinswims> yep
[23:28] <donnamartinswims> just liek newman
[23:28] <kick> mom!
[23:28] <beswimfan> "wake me after the credits"
[23:29] <swimdan> filled her mouth with peanut butter that sicko
[23:29] <@Amperfan> back to where it all started
[23:29] <lhs> it's going to end with a car pool
[23:29] <Tredders> Call the cops
[23:29] <beswimfan> thank god he hasn't forgotten to pay his skytel bill in all of this
[23:29] <bobbing511> Don't beep while driving, dude.
[23:29] <donnamartinswims> ben, you weren't already going to the pool?
[23:29] <lasersplash> there were only two cops and they're dead, i'm afraid
[23:29] <@Amperfan> he is a dip, i'm afraid
[23:30] <beswimfan> maaaaaaapsss
[23:30] <Tredders> "What?"
[23:30] <@Amperfan> lol
[23:30] <kick> lol
[23:30] <donnamartinswims> ben just admit it
[23:30] <swimdan> ahaha
[23:30] <bobbing511> What a really bad tour.
[23:30] <donnamartinswims> then lie like you did the first time
[23:30] <swimdan> it made a chopping noise when she hit the water
[23:30] <donnamartinswims> he lied to get sex, he can't lie to save amy's life?
[23:30] <kick> "tell her"?
[23:30] <beswimfan> where's the coach to tell him he's banned from the pool
[23:30] <Tredders> Bobbing for injured girlfriends
[23:30] <lasersplash> he has honor now. and 501s
[23:30] <beswimfan> i guess the coach is watching from his darkened desk
[23:30] <lhs> the coach is sitting at his pool desk the entire time
[23:30] <@Amperfan> lol
[23:30] <donnamartinswims> oh my god
[23:31] <@Amperfan> loooool
[23:31] <kick> oh yeah sure
[23:31] <Tredders> Holy shit
[23:31] <donnamartinswims> oh man macguyver's time in juvie paying off
[23:31] <lhs> just lift the chair?
[23:31] <@Amperfan> building up those lockpicking stats paid off
[23:32] <donnamartinswims> how ironic that swim fan can't swim
[23:32] <lasersplash> LIVE LOOK at ben's heroic rescue https://i.ytimg.com/vi/R5fZobDqQbU/maxresdefault.jpg
[23:32] <swimdan> the editing makes it feel like there's 3 different pools in play
[23:32] <beswimfan> what
[23:32] <kick> CALL SOMEONE
[23:32] <lhs> this is how signs ended too, right
[23:32] <@Amperfan> lol at the drop of water falling into her eue
[23:32] <donnamartinswims> dude, no teenage love can survive this
[23:32] <@Amperfan> *eye
[23:32] <kick> CALL AN ADULT
[23:32] <donnamartinswims> oh come on have you not seen jason?
[23:32] <beswimfan> she's still breathing
[23:32] <lhs> all the adults are dead
[23:32] <bobbing511> Gotta end on a Friday the 13th moment.
[23:33] <Tredders> ahha
[23:33] <@Amperfan> Madison of God
[23:33] <bobbing511> Beat me, donna.
[23:33] <donnamartinswims> i guess she'll never be an adult swim fan
[23:33] <Tredders> ba dum tssh
[23:33] <lhs> ugh
[23:33] <beswimfan> FINE, i'll go to brown too
[23:33] <@Amperfan> lllllllol
[23:33] <donnamartinswims> oh that's it?
[23:33] <donnamartinswims> oh okay
[23:33] <swimdan> welp
[23:33] <bobbing511> Built a new life smuggling steroids in his cargo pants.
[23:33] <donnamartinswims> and FIN!
[23:34] <kick> she was a broken woman, did you see that look in her eyes
[23:34] <@Amperfan> THE Cast
[23:34] <beswimfan> danny aiello III
[23:34] <@Amperfan> awesome
[23:34] <lasersplash> camera operator: chris hayes
[23:34] <donnamartinswims> Best Boy Electric
[23:34] <donnamartinswims> who's the best boy
[23:35] <lhs> i love it when you call me big papadopoulos
[23:35] <swimdan> that was a slick flick
[23:35] <@Amperfan> very wet
[23:35] <@Amperfan> soaking wet, in fact
[23:35] <swimdan> fair amoutn of outdated tech too
[23:36] <lasersplash> hell yeah the underwater unit
[23:36] <beswimfan> underwater unit credits run for 8 minutes
[23:36] <kick> glad the dog didn't die
[23:36] <lasersplash> safety divers provided by SAFETY FIRST DIVERS
[23:36] <@Amperfan> and featured a Soaking Wet Benny as its lead
[23:36] <Tredders> Can't believe they didn't do the Swimfan escapes, starts in a new school ending
[23:36] <beswimfan> yeah, thank god for that, kick
[23:36] <donnamartinswims> yeah, missed opportunity treb
[23:36] <beswimfan> ash!
[23:36] <donnamartinswims> the names of the songs
[23:37] <kick> special thanks to water
[23:37] <@Amperfan> thank you Michael Douglas
[23:37] <beswimfan> yeah, thanks to michael douglas for letting us totally steal fatal attraction
[23:37] <Tredders> Thanks to oxygen, and twice as much thanks to hydrogen
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If that poster is to be believed, this screened at Cannes.
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Postby Bob511 » Tue May 29, 2018 8:19 pm

Some Background wrote:Actress Choi Eun-hee was abducted in Hong Kong when she was propositioned to direct a film and possibly run a performing academy in a Hong Kong school. She was taken from Repulse Bay and arrived in Nampo Harbor, North Korea, on January 22, 1978. She was housed in a luxury villa called Building Number 1. She toured the city and was shown Pyongyang as well as Kim Il-sung's birthplace, among other landmarks and museums. She was given a tutor who instructed her on the life and achievements of Kim Il-sung. Kim Jong-il took her to movies, operas, musicals, and parties. He asked her opinion on various films and respected her perspective. It was five years before she knew that she had been kidnapped as bait for Shin.

After Choi disappeared, Shin Sang-ok began searching for her. They had been divorced and Shin had another family at that time. Shin had also been struggling with the South Korean government because his film license for Shin Studios had been revoked. He had been traveling the world searching for one of his films to be greenlit so that he could acquire a resident visa. Six months after Choi's capture, Shin was in Hong Kong and was captured as well. He also was given lavish accommodations but wasn't told what happened to Choi. After two escape attempts, he was sent to prison for his disobedience. On February 23, 1983, Shin received a letter saying he was to be released from jail. On March 7, 1983, Shin and Choi were reunited at a party hosted by Kim Jong-il.

[...]

Pulgasari. Made in 1985. This film was heavily influenced by the popular Godzilla films at the time. It is about a farmers' uprising in medieval Korea. A little girl pricks her finger while sewing, and when the blood falls on a little dragon toy made out of rice, it comes to life as a monster. It fights for the farmers and smashes the emperor's palace. Nevertheless, his appetite is so big that he starts eating the farmers' tools, so the girl who spawned it decides to sacrifice herself by disguising herself as Pulgasari's food. When the monster accidentally eats the girl, he explodes and dies.

Jonathan Ross stated that the film was intended by the North Korean Government to be a propaganda metaphor for the effects of unchecked capitalism and the power of the collective.

Kenpachiro Satsuma was quoted as saying he preferred Pulgasari to TriStar's Godzilla. There has been some speculation that the director Shin Sang-ok included a hidden message of his own in the film; the monster of the movie was to be interpreted as a metaphor for Kim Il-sung betraying a people's revolution for his own purposes.

After finding out that his credit was removed from the movie, Shin Sang-ok also wrote a remake called The Adventures of Galgameth.
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Postby Bob511 » Tue May 29, 2018 8:20 pm

I think I'm going to watch Pulgasari later tonight.
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Postby Ampersand » Wed May 30, 2018 3:36 pm

awww yea.

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tomorrow night!
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GALGAMETH is tonight!
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Ampersand wrote:GALGAMETH is tonight!
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TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: Galgameth
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[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 3
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 2
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 1
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> surely it's a Simon Estevez production
[22:13] <dan2> Time??
[22:13] <impdentist> excuse me, time winters?
[22:13] <Trebbers> Time Winters
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> Time: Winters
[22:13] <Trebbers> Timé
[22:13] <impdentist> ELIZABETH CHEAP
[22:13] <impdentist> HELP
[22:13] <lhs> it's pronounced timmy
[22:14] <impdentist> Stephen Macht Frei
[22:14] <dan2> oh, he's gonna get Macht tonight
[22:14] <impdentist> they really dropped us in in the middle of this
[22:14] <Trebbers> Busted for hoarding helium
[22:14] <rixxx> lol
[22:14] <@Ampersand_> John "Joe" Woo
[22:15] <rixxx> sounds like tom holland
[22:15] <Trebbers> This is how you have to meet with your HR generalist at Medieval Times
[22:15] <dan2> this director went on to direct "Orphan Horse" and "Hoovey"
[22:15] <Trebbers> What the fuck could Hoovey even be
[22:15] <Trebbers> A horse?
[22:15] <@Ampersand_> anthropomorphic vaccuum
[22:16] <Trebbers> That cloth weighs 7000 pounds
[22:16] <impdentist> you dick!
[22:16] <impdentist> wtf
[22:16] <Trebbers> haahah
[22:16] <rixxx> Ahahaha
[22:16] <dan2> I've had dreams like this
[22:16] <Trebbers> My highest knight
[22:16] <impdentist> man this dude IS high
[22:16] <Trebbers> Holy fuck that cat
[22:17] <Trebbers> Dog eared copy
[22:17] <bob511> By falling off a horse?
[22:17] <impdentist> i forgot we were done with the credits and thought Donnigold Castle was an actor's name
[22:17] <@Ampersand_> "courage and alcoholism"
[22:18] <rixxx> This kingdom is gay as hell
[22:18] <dan2> Shittlefinger
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> L. L. Cruel J
[22:18] <rixxx> nice
[22:18] <Trebbers> "Son, this is what we call 'Soft Power'
[22:19] <impdentist> is his name really LL
[22:19] <dan2> Elle L.
[22:19] <lhs> "dad, i wish i had never been rolled"
[22:19] <besoin> my download is stalling with 25 seconds left
[22:19] <impdentist> Al L.
[22:20] <impdentist> oh i forgot what this movie was
[22:20] <dan2> "It's a Skylander"
[22:20] <bob511> Ancient family legend, huh?
[22:20] <Trebbers> "You pack the weed in one end and smzzzzoke the other"
[22:20] <@Ampersand_> if it gets struck by lightning, it turns into a Munchie, child
[22:20] <dan2> they stole that thing off of the family of the blacksmith who died in Pulgasari
[22:21] <rixxx> is the dad dying?
[22:21] <Trebbers> Poison I'm afraid
[22:21] <impdentist> yeah his wound was poisoned by LL Cool J
[22:21] <impdentist> he seems remarkably ok with it
[22:21] <@Ampersand_> the Oscars beckon him to his final sleep
[22:21] <besoin> time?
[22:22] <lhs> magus snape
[22:22] <@Ampersand_> 9:00 now
[22:22] <impdentist> 900
[22:22] <dan2> 9:00
[22:22] <@Ampersand_> 9:10
[22:22] <bob511> Oh, well, guess the movie's cancelled.
[22:22] <dan2> great, now King of Tokyo is gonna be missing a piece
[22:22] <impdentist> that kid is gonna have some issues
[22:22] <besoin> can someone give me 11:00
[22:22] <dan2> you want 10 instead?
[22:23] <besoin> no, i can't scrub it to the right place very easily
[22:23] <dan2> very well
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> k we'll get you
[22:23] <dan2> trying to guess which one of these people is Time Winters
[22:23] <impdentist> what's with the high talker
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> Hal-El
[22:23] <bob511> I can't tell how much of this is the movie, and how much is the PAL speedup pitch.
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> 10:45 now
[22:24] <lhs> imdb says el el
[22:24] <dan2> 11:00
[22:24] <@Ampersand_> 11
[22:24] <lhs> the the
[22:24] <impdentist> is he an evil cat man
[22:24] <@Ampersand_> Brion Yames
[22:24] <dan2> cats are the natural enemy of the lizard
[22:25] <besoin> this performance is stolen from rickman in robin hood, right
[22:25] <Trebbers> hahahah
[22:25] <@Ampersand_> "bring out yr rats:
[22:25] <impdentist> oh man
[22:25] <dan2> All Dogs Go To Exile
[22:25] <Trebbers> "Give me that dog!"
[22:25] <Trebbers> What why
[22:25] <lhs> fuck off, dr jacobi
[22:25] <@Ampersand_> "this isn't a book. it's a conversation piece"
[22:25] <dan2> see a smart ruler would have put a book in every dog's mouth to cut down on work
[22:26] <bob511> Her parents were dogs?
[22:26] <rixxx> lol his bed
[22:26] <besoin> can someone give me 13:45
[22:26] <@Ampersand_> coming up
[22:26] <@Ampersand_> 1345
[22:27] <lhs> the the the black knight
[22:27] <besoin> thanks
[22:27] <dan2> jeez kid
[22:27] <@Ampersand_> tears on my g
[22:27] <bob511> Ha
[22:27] <dan2> take some Claritin
[22:27] <impdentist> has gooby arrived yet
[22:28] <dan2> he forms together like one of those snake fireworks you put on the ground
[22:28] <besoin> uh oh
[22:28] <impdentist> can we do an inventory of movie series homunculi
[22:28] <besoin> that just means you have to pee, bud
[22:28] <impdentist> i can't keep track of them all
[22:28] <dan2> the Ghoulies obv
[22:28] <besoin> not the mama
[22:28] <impdentist> i guess "golems" might be more accurate
[22:28] <@Ampersand_> truly upsetting
[22:28] <Trebbers> No, not it's butt
[22:29] <besoin> the gate has homunculi iirc
[22:29] <dan2> I'm not at all into body shaming but there is something unsettling about this little dude
[22:29] <Trebbers> Just make a little toupee for it and call it Alex Jones
[22:29] <@Ampersand_> was that the seam running up its back?
[22:29] <dan2> too cherubic yet...lizardly
[22:29] <dan2> basically lizards should not have flesh
[22:29] <impdentist> i gotta be honest the puppetry/costume/whatever is pretty high quality
[22:30] <@Ampersand_> it's like Barney has sex with one of the other dinosaurs and this is the spawn
[22:30] <besoin> looks like a little shaved trump
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> "it can't be. i've never even had sex!"
[22:31] <besoin> why doesn't one of these little creatures ever end up with the type of tween boy who would just pull its arms off and laugh
[22:31] <impdentist> AGH
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> welp
[22:31] <Trebbers> Let his taint air out
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:32] <@Ampersand_> "let... usssss.... freeeeebaaaase"
[22:32] <lhs> pretty glad that gut is covering the crotch tbh
[22:32] <dan2> can they at least get him a little towell to cover up
[22:33] <bob511> Aha
[22:33] <dan2> damn!
[22:33] <lhs> i hate you, galgameth
[22:33] <besoin> this right hand man guy is in defending your life
[22:33] <besoin> i think
[22:34] <dan2> this is the same voice, right?
[22:35] <besoin> ah, the defending your life guy is time winters
[22:36] <dan2> maybe shave his puberty stache with the jewel knife while you're at it
[22:36] <Trebbers> Yeah, how do they let that in
[22:37] <bob511> Movie seems to have complicated feelings about dogs.
[22:38] <@Ampersand_> "what if i told you the sword in my pants was metal?"
[22:39] <dan2> Bobcat Bronzethwait
[22:39] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:40] <lhs> galgameth is going to eat the iron right out of this kid's blood
[22:40] <dan2> Galgi'd Grow
[22:41] <dan2> that one might need some work
[22:43] <dan2> dude is putting the meth in Galgameth
[22:43] <Trebbers> Thank god he's covering up
[22:43] <impdentist> barely
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> damn he buff
[22:44] <lhs> nice gallows humor
[22:45] <@Ampersand_> a little more active than Slovenia
[22:46] <dan2> Quinch?
[22:46] <lhs> yeah, the issue is that galgameth is too clean
[22:46] <besoin> hey, it's that guy from summer school
[22:46] <lhs> if they had to dub in voices, why did they choose these voices exactly
[22:47] <Trebbers> I think we got PAL speed up
[22:47] <@Ampersand_> just imagine: this movie could be even longer
[22:47] <lhs> duh john
[22:48] <dan2> mean as pig dung?
[22:48] <dan2> notoriously the meanest of all dungs
[22:48] <Trebbers> Didn't even cut the bread
[22:48] <impdentist> that is not a very sharp sword
[22:48] <impdentist> oh no not under the keg
[22:49] <lhs> don't wease the juice
[22:49] <impdentist> the thing is we know from medieval paintings that actual people used to look like this
[22:49] <@Ampersand_> hahah true
[22:49] <dan2> oh god
[22:49] <besoin> i think this is the girl from ladybugs who was always looking at butterflies
[22:50] <dan2> now Galgie is an alchie
[22:50] <bob511> What an uncomfortable conversation.
[22:51] <impdentist> practice your stage whisper dude
[22:51] <dan2> really harsh on these guys just cause they love onions
[22:51] <Trebbers> Maybe the worst ADR
[22:51] <bob511> "Can we get a little more Groucho in that reading?"
[22:52] <Trebbers> Wanna see Galg wine vomit on these dudes
[22:52] <besoin> go blow your ass?
[22:52] <dan2> go boil your ass?
[22:53] <besoin> that guy is dennis the bellboy from pretty woman
[22:53] <besoin> looks like a pretty easy cage to escape
[22:54] <@Ampersand_> her head jumps away and we discover she was a perfectly round baby galgameth body
[22:54] <impdentist> classic
[22:54] <Trebbers> oh no
[22:55] <dan2> ass eating is forbade in this kingdom
[22:55] <Trebbers> waoh
[22:55] <impdentist> whoa
[22:55] <@Ampersand_> oh wow
[22:55] <Trebbers> What year is this
[22:55] <@Ampersand_> 96?
[22:55] <Trebbers> Yeah
[22:55] <impdentist> wow you can just grab swords like that?
[22:55] <@Ampersand_> sword hack
[22:55] <lhs> john's fingers fall off
[22:56] <impdentist> jesus
[22:56] <@Ampersand_> he's benjamin buttoning
[22:56] <bob511> Can't wait until the try to imprison Nitro the American Gladiator in that cage.
[22:56] <dan2> haha
[22:57] <rixxx> i had to walk away, can i get time?
[22:57] <Trebbers> Feels like we narrowly missed a fetish subculture based on this movie
[22:57] <rixxx> thx
[22:57] <besoin> 44:15
[22:57] <lhs> three days more of this and the earth's crust will no longer be able to support galgameth's weight
[22:57] <rixxx> thanks
[22:59] <besoin> is there a whirling dervish back there
[22:59] <impdentist> is this julia stiles
[23:00] <impdentist> ugh
[23:00] <bob511> Whoa
[23:00] <bob511> "You don't understand, it was just a double entendre."
[23:00] <lhs> line your eyes up right with the point
[23:01] <impdentist> what's with the chinese guy
[23:01] <lhs> he took the polyester road
[23:02] <bob511> A little too much lye.
[23:03] <lhs> eating them back into the stone age
[23:03] <bob511> Galgie discovers Golden Corral.
[23:03] <Trebbers> Wondering if he shits BBs
[23:03] <impdentist> why
[23:03] <Trebbers> what the fuck
[23:04] <@Ampersand_> i'm gagameshing
[23:04] <lhs> too sexy for my armor
[23:04] <dan2> he sounds very pained
[23:04] <dan2> I'm assuming from his diet
[23:07] <@Ampersand_> that's actually the actor's cries to his agent
[23:07] <impdentist> he's gonna keep eating until he's the size of a planet
[23:08] <@Ampersand_> hot piss coming through
[23:08] <lhs> galgi no crimes
[23:09] <besoin> boy is this emotional
[23:10] <impdentist> oh man
[23:10] <Trebbers> ahaha
[23:10] <lhs> fuck he got daedric armor
[23:10] <rixxx> holy fuck
[23:10] <rixxx> also this music
[23:11] <bob511> "Many rebels burned to death that night."
[23:11] <impdentist> he's already pretty big
[23:12] <lhs> there's tin in anatolia
[23:13] <bob511> Always feel like an animal getting all those crumbs from the bottom of the bag.
[23:13] <@Ampersand_> a kid king
[23:14] <@Ampersand_> a king who looks like he belongs with his face shoved in a toilet?
[23:14] <lhs> no gods no masters, john
[23:14] <dan2> gonna have to get a pep talk from Galgameth on how to talk to girls
[23:14] <impdentist> eat the rich
[23:14] <@Ampersand_> "yes, ew"
[23:14] <@Ampersand_> *stabs him*
[23:14] <lhs> her bread-slapping knife
[23:15] <impdentist> weird
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[23:15] <bob511> They needed a spy to see that.
[23:17] <lhs> he's going to be so exfoliated
[23:18] <dan2> Gal Got Blow'd
[23:18] <dan2> no, still doesn't work
[23:18] <bob511> "...on that model village over there."
[23:18] <Trebbers> ahaa
[23:19] <bob511> What kind of transition was that?
[23:19] <Trebbers> *thumbs down*
[23:20] <@Ampersand_> "now fetch the DJ!"
[23:20] <dan2> oh god all 3 of these voices at once
[23:20] <dan2> LL Fool'd K
[23:21] <impdentist> nobody noticed that before?
[23:21] <bob511> 'K' was better than I could come up with.
[23:21] <besoin> did anyone point out that this kid's real name is devin, and he's playing someone named davin
[23:21] <lhs> so that load of bread was harder than rope
[23:21] <lhs> loaf*
[23:22] <dan2> this guy is just a voice in his head, right?
[23:22] <bob511> Fortunately, this kid doesn't cry very often.
[23:24] <bob511> A cucumber?
[23:24] <lhs> romania has odd customs
[23:26] <@Ampersand_> nexy, please take out Doonesbury
[23:26] <besoin> the guy in the big galgy costume in this is the faun in pan's labyrinth and the fish guy in shape of water
[23:26] <bob511> Doug Jones?
[23:26] <dan2> the answer is madness
[23:26] <bob511> Wow, it is Doug Jones.
[23:26] <besoin> yes, bob
[23:27] <lhs> unsafe word
[23:29] <impdentist> there's a lot of movie left
[23:29] <@Ampersand_> galgi out sargin
[23:34] <impdentist> i'm about to have a high night
[23:34] <Trebbers>  aghahga
[23:34] <impdentist> hello is this thing on
[23:34] <@Ampersand_> yeah you need to keep your galgameth in a tank filled with only distilled water
[23:36] <@Ampersand_> offensive to lizards
[23:36] <bob511> Iron rooster?
[23:37] <besoin> this is based on a korean movie
[23:37] <besoin> In feudal Korea, the evil King becomes aware that there is a peasant rebellion being planned in the country. He steals all the iron farming tools and cooking pots from the people so that he may make weapons to fend off the peasant army. After he returns the property to the people, an old blacksmith is imprisoned and starved to death. His last creation is a tiny figurine of a monster- Pulgasari, a Godzilla-like creature that eat
[23:37] <besoin> s the creature to life, and fights with the poor, starving peasants to overthrow the corrupt monarchy.
[23:38] <dan2> *North* Korean
[23:38] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:38] <bob511> But with a (kidnapped) South Korean director.
[23:38] <lhs> near, far, wherever you are
[23:39] <impdentist> galgi gives the thumbs up after sinking below the surface
[23:39] <@Ampersand_> in like a lion, out like a bloated direct-to-video hit
[23:39] <dan2> thankfully Tentacles comes and saves them both
[23:39] <besoin> lthough the film is a North Korean production, director Sang-ok Shin is South Korean. North Korean dictator Jong-Il Kim was a huge fan of Shin's, and since North and South Korea have technically been at war since 1951 and have no diplomatic relations, Kim had him kidnapped.
[23:40] <Trebbers> *thumbs up out of the water*
[23:41] <@Ampersand_> not true. one of my cat loves sprinkles
[23:41] <dan2> is that a tiki torch?
[23:41] <bob511> LL has not met my dumb cats.
[23:41] <dan2> lol
[23:42] <@Ampersand_> *loses other hand*
[23:42] <dan2> kind of an anticlimax after watching a 50ft monster destroy an entire army
[23:42] <@Ampersand_> damn
[23:42] <impdentist> oh shit
[23:42] <impdentist> oh i get it
[23:42] <lhs> i knew it
[23:42] <@Ampersand_> booo
[23:42] <Trebbers> Bullshit
[23:43] <lhs> you fucking coward
[23:43] <besoin> this movie is like PG-11
[23:43] <Trebbers> In the nards
[23:43] <bob511> I'm with LL.
[23:43] <besoin> your monster squad reference is registered and appreciated, treb
[23:44] <lhs> king sarah paulson
[23:44] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:44] <impdentist> oh no are they gonna
[23:45] <bob511> Kind of ripped off the City Slickers theme?
[23:45] <impdentist> oh i forgot about the dino golem that maybe died
[23:45] <dan2> why does the sand look like oatmeal?
[23:45] <besoin> iron is always washing up on shiore
[23:45] <besoin> *shore
[23:45] <@Ampersand_> "in case we ever need to subdue the peasants"
[23:46] <impdentist> man i dunno about that
[23:46] <bob511> Oh, the whole time, and it was Galgy.
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[23:47] <bob511> Second unit director Ivan Cat.
[23:47] <@Ampersand_> Galgameth's Wardrobe provided by...
[23:47] <besoin> bozo itcus
[23:47] <dan2> Bozo Itcus
[23:48] <dan2> RIP Galgy
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is this or is this not the spa that eats, damn it
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