Tales of your roommates

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby easy » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:26 pm

at the top of the last page, I mean
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Postby mercenaries of slime » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:38 pm

my creepy 40 year old flatmate who hits on 18 year olds just posted a pic of himself on insta with the caption "predator"

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Postby easy » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:40 pm

wow you guys arent gonna believe this but it turns out none of the three people who live here left the open plastic produce bag of raw chicken on top of the fridge!!!!!!!

I just called a private detective to get to the bottom of this mystery and hopefully they'll be able to figure out the culprit who broke into our apartment in order to leave raw meat out for days, I'll keep everyone posted!!
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Postby tawny frogmouth » Wed May 02, 2018 9:54 am

i sent this first text to both my roommates to explain that our bill was gonna be higher, why it was gonna be higher, and what they could do to lower it if they cared. the crazy one responded but it wasn't a really crazy text or anything:

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then later, she takes it to a one-on-one because she thinks i'm saying the total per person is going to be $75 when i clearly said that was just the electric portion. i explained that and she came back with


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she's done this with literally every one of her roommates, myself included, since we moved in together. we've had three other women come through and with each of them she's managed to take something like the text i sent and elevate it to the level of some goddamn wagnerian opera. she's also someone who will say, unprompted and several times throughout a conversation, "i just don't like drama." i can't engage with her or it will get drawn out, so i continue to exist in the same apartment with her, letting her psychopathic bullshit play out in her own head, so that i can continue to live in a nice space with a good landlord in a neighborhood i like.

and the kicker - back in january i sent her a venmo for her share of the utilities WITHOUT the "red flag" she said she didn't need, for an increase of also about $10 per person, and she sent this:

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Postby easy » Wed May 02, 2018 10:08 am

you should send her that exact screenshot
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Postby good news » Wed May 02, 2018 10:25 am

fucking hell.
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Postby galactagogue » Wed May 02, 2018 11:38 am

yeah i would just be like 'oh the reason for the flag is because last time you seemed very surprised by more or less the same thing, so i was just being preemptive.
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Postby galactagogue » Wed May 02, 2018 11:40 am

sooooo im moving into a new place and it's a little quirky-- im ok with that. but i feel sorta guilty because the landlord got locked out from doing a repair, since the locks on the back door are sort of janky and need replacing ( we've both agreed) and i left the chain lock on the front door and exited thru the back last i was there :X

i basically locked both of us out of the house by accident and i feel really stupid and bad for it and i havent even really lived there yet. hahahahahahah. oof.
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Wed May 02, 2018 12:07 pm

Is $10 even something to be upset about?
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Postby churrokbyme » Wed May 02, 2018 12:32 pm

jalapeño ranch wrote:Is $10 even something to be upset about?


Is the relationship that might be jeopardized by being upset worth more than $10?
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Wed May 02, 2018 1:06 pm

galactagogue wrote:sooooo im moving into a new place and it's a little quirky-- im ok with that. but i feel sorta guilty because the landlord got locked out from doing a repair, since the locks on the back door are sort of janky and need replacing ( we've both agreed) and i left the chain lock on the front door and exited thru the back last i was there :X

i basically locked both of us out of the house by accident and i feel really stupid and bad for it and i havent even really lived there yet. hahahahahahah. oof.


when i viewed the room i'm in now i got lost on the way out and ended up in this courtyard in the back that's got these high walls and no way back into the building without a key. i was too embarrassed to call back the dude back so i ended up having to scale a wall in full view of a ton of flats, then run away since it 100% looked like i just robbed the place
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Postby galactagogue » Wed May 02, 2018 2:30 pm

lollll

i feel really shitty cus we were planning on changing the locks anyways but i goofed and locked everyone out like a big dumdum. it's funny cus my landlord is a from hong kong and speaks in really short sentences but they got even shorter when she was yelling at me over the phone :( it wasn't actually that funny tho.
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Postby Stuntman » Wed May 02, 2018 5:11 pm

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Postby joe » Wed May 02, 2018 5:21 pm

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Postby Sobieski » Fri May 25, 2018 2:29 am

This roommate that's only there a few days a week brings up the level of sociality and energy and cleaning stuff
But chillness levels plummet
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Postby Sobieski » Fri May 25, 2018 11:27 am

I may be (one) of the bad roommates
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Postby Buddy Knox » Tue May 29, 2018 12:55 am

Second week in a row where my downstairs roommate has had people over on a weekend. They destroy the place and leave spilled beer cans and wine bottles and dishes everywhere, empty McDonald's wrappers and bags and half-eaten burgers all over the kitchen and living room. Dried urine on the floor of the upstairs bathroom (which belongs to me). He ignores my texts asking him to clean up his mess and then he leaves for the week.
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Postby broodstar » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:13 am

this isn't really a gripe or anything but it seems one of my roommates uses used toilet paper in the waste bin to wipe his ass. there's just a growing collection of shit streaks on the toilet paper that was there. the most impressive thing is i threw out the empty cardboard roll from one of my own rolls, and i come back and it's ripped up with shit stains on both sides. that's fairly impressive.
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Postby easy » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:31 am

how can that not really be a gripe
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Postby broodstar » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:32 am

personally a big proponent of 'you do you'
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Postby blurst of times » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:34 am

People's toilet etiquette is truly despair-inducing. The last few roommates I've had have all failed to flush after dropping a deuce, leaving me to discover and flush their turds myself. Like..how are you an adult who doesn't remember to flush the toilet
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Postby Stuntman » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:37 am

I don't know if it's my roommate or one of his friends but I've been finding a sticky patch of dried urine surrounding the base of the toilet almost every weekend. It got stuck to my sock and nearly pulled it off my foot.
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Postby Stuntman » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:39 am

Oh I literally mentioned that like four posts up.
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Postby RIXX » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:54 am

my roommate leaves all the lights on in the house all day before he goes to work

i try to switch them off if i leave after him, but he sometimes complains to me if he gets home and the lights are off

i guess he thinks his cat gets sad if the lights aren't on. even though cats can basically see in the dark and prefer it as far as I know, and plus he has a spot in the kitchen where he goes and sun bathes

the guy is just a fucking idiot. i hate his laugh, his face, even his name GREG sucks
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Postby galactagogue » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:08 pm

i should remember to finish my coffee before skimming this thread. I think I'm going to barf.
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Postby Double McDouble » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:56 pm

Hey, my name is GREG
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Postby Flossed Out » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:11 pm

well stop leaving all the lights on then
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Postby joe » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:17 pm

dễ dàng wrote:CHẾT TIỆT
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Postby milknight » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:26 pm

i forgot to flush the other day and pootis used my bathroom and flushed it without my permission smh
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