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Postby good news » Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:52 pm

Does everybody have that one housemate who has some kind of phobia about finishing the toilet roll? Every house I live in there's always someone that leaves like 4 or so sheets on the roll and you have to finish it and put the new roll on the holder.
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Postby pokethedoke » Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:53 pm

You live with a *edited bc wtf*
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Postby RIXX » Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:54 pm

pokethedoke wrote:You live with a retard.

:?
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Postby good news » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:04 pm

pokethedoke wrote:You live with a retard.


a) Don't say that word, ever.
b) I live with 3 people, one of which is a Hipinion admin so u better chill.
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Postby Ides of Smarch » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:05 pm

good news wrote:Does everybody have that one housemate who has some kind of phobia about finishing the toilet roll? Every house I live in there's always someone that leaves like 4 or so sheets on the roll and you have to finish it and put the new roll on the holder.

survivorship bias
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Postby good news » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:06 pm

make up your damn mind
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Postby Ides of Smarch » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:14 pm

the flavor of bias isn't important. if everybody changes an empty roll regardless of consumption, there's always gonna be a non-zero number of squares on the roll. what makes you think there's one person that purposefully leaves only a few to avoid changing the roll? that sort of means you have a roommate who is so lazy that they'd prefer walking around with a shitty asshole over having to change the roll.

is all i'm sayin
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Postby good news » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:15 pm

Because often, it is accompanied by a new roll taken out of the packet, started and then left on the floor.
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Postby good news » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:16 pm

Literally every house I've lived in!
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Postby Ides of Smarch » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:18 pm

you need to figure out who it is then and smother them in their sleep
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Postby Bride of Qualls » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:30 pm

broodstar i'm glad you're well.
the trauma of that that shit is something other ppl will have a hard time understanding i think
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Postby easy » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:08 pm

four instances in two months of my roommates leaving either the oven or burner gas on for hours is a lot, right?

oh, and two of those four instances they left the house afterwards.
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Postby easy » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:38 pm

one of my roommates and I were gone for the weekend and the third roommate had friends staying over from out-of-town.

I came home yesterday to signs all over the front door asking "whoever made the mess in the back stairwell please clean it up"

apparently someone puked all over the stairs leading up to our floor and did a half-assed job cleaning it up, so there was still chunks of food and impact splatter all over the steps and walls. I talked to the people who live upstairs and they said "all we know is that there was a huge party on your back porch on saturday"

so I leave for dinner, come back, and the third roommate is in the back hall with her shitty boyfriend cleaning everything up. the puke was two days old at this point.
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Postby easy » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:40 pm

so in a single weekend, my dumb roommate and her friends/boyfriend managed to:
- have a loud enough party that they could be identified by our neighbors
- puke all over the stairwell and not clean it up
- leave the gas running from the stove for at least 12 hours, probably longer
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Postby easy » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:41 pm

a single ceiling tile in our bathroom was also moved out of place, meaning someone stood on our toilet and purposefully moved a tile. anyone wanna take bets on why?
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Postby whatabout tim » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:59 pm

easy wrote:a single ceiling tile in our bathroom was also moved out of place, meaning someone stood on our toilet and purposefully moved a tile. anyone wanna take bets on why?


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Postby tgk » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:59 pm

sounds like a pretty sweet party
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Postby tricksforchips » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:59 pm

Hiding their molly.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:00 pm

impact splatter sounds like something out of Dexter
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Postby Viola Swamp » Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:57 pm

whatabout tim wrote:
easy wrote:a single ceiling tile in our bathroom was also moved out of place, meaning someone stood on our toilet and purposefully moved a tile. anyone wanna take bets on why?


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Postby easy » Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:35 pm

simply love to come home to floating shrimp tails in my sink less than a day after I scrubbed the whole sink down (which is a thing only I do, apparently)
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Postby tawny frogmouth » Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:17 am

My roommate bought a huge industrial grade juicer that sounds like a cement mixer and lawn mower are fucking. She uses it around nine a.m. every weekend morning, and my room is next to the kitchen. I finally asked her if she could not use it in the morning, or make the juice at night and keep it in the fridge, and her response was "I'm sorry but there's no way I cannot do it on the weekends."

And now I'm sitting here taking deep breaths
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Postby kit fox » Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:30 am

tawny think of how many nutrients would be lost overnight in the fridge!! you monster!!
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Postby walt whitman » Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:57 am

tawny frogmouth wrote:My roommate bought a huge industrial grade juicer that sounds like a cement mixer and lawn mower are fucking. She uses it around nine a.m. every weekend morning, and my room is next to the kitchen. I finally asked her if she could not use it in the morning, or make the juice at night and keep it in the fridge, and her response was "I'm sorry but there's no way I cannot do it on the weekends."

And now I'm sitting here taking deep breaths

lol

god and just the amount of labor/mess/food/$ that goes into shitty juice boggles the mind
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Postby fuckles » Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:59 am

9am!!! on the weekend morning!!!!!!
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Postby walt whitman » Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:36 pm

roommate probably also is a hardcore yogi and needs energy to make the morning class etc etc

(im one of those too lol)
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Postby easy » Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:47 pm

fuckles wrote:9am!!! on the weekend morning!!!!!!

man, yes

as someone who also has a bedroom next to the kitchen and enjoys sleeping a bit late on the weekend: yes
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Postby easy » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:19 pm

hey you folks always leave bags of raw chicken on top of the refrigerator for days, right?? like that's a normal thing that we all do, yeah??
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:23 pm

did they get mad when you threw it out
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Postby easy » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:26 pm

I sent a picture of it to the group text we have but I'm like 99% positive that the person responsible (the one I mentioned up at the top of this page) blocked my number a few weeks ago lol

just five more days in this place yall

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