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Postby Double McDouble » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:56 pm

Hey, my name is GREG
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Postby Flossed Out » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:11 pm

well stop leaving all the lights on then
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Postby joe » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:17 pm

dễ dàng wrote:CHẾT TIỆT
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Postby milknight » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:26 pm

i forgot to flush the other day and pootis used my bathroom and flushed it without my permission smh
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Postby blurst of times » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:49 pm

Tone: sincere question: how do you forget to flush
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:54 pm

I figure that if you're forgetting to flush you're likely also forgetting to wash your hands.
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Postby father of two » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:57 pm

RIXX wrote:my roommate leaves all the lights on in the house all day before he goes to work

i try to switch them off if i leave after him, but he sometimes complains to me if he gets home and the lights are off

i guess he thinks his cat gets sad if the lights aren't on. even though cats can basically see in the dark and prefer it as far as I know, and plus he has a spot in the kitchen where he goes and sun bathes

the guy is just a fucking idiot. i hate his laugh, his face, even his name GREG sucks


why don't you just ask him to pay more of the electric bill then? "that's fine if your cat wants the lights on during the day, but that means you specifically are using more electricity than me/the rest of us (idk how many other people you live with) and the split should be adjusted accordingly".
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Postby galactagogue » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:08 pm

because how do you determine the 'new' proportion? sounds tedious.
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Postby cordoba » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:20 pm

Kevin McCallister wrote:I figure that if you're forgetting to flush you're likely also forgetting to wash your hands.


i had a mental image of taking a giant dump, pulling up my pants and walking directly out of my bathroom and i can't even fathom this.

i admit that i've almost forgotten to flush before usually when someone yells for me or i hear my kid screaming. i'll go to wash my hands real quick and look over to see that i didn't flush, but that's rare. i always look over to see how i left the toilet situation.
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Postby father of two » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:06 pm

galactagogue wrote:because how do you determine the 'new' proportion? sounds tedious.


either a fixed amount or just use the conversation as a feint to shake them and realize how silly what they're doing is.
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Postby milknight » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:28 pm

i honestly dk how it happened its not a regular occurence
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Postby milknight » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:29 pm

Kevin McCallister wrote:I figure that if you're forgetting to flush you're likely also forgetting to wash your hands.

yep
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Postby milknight » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:30 pm

not flushing your poops is a total alpha move
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Postby blurst of times » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:38 pm

milknight wrote:not flushing your poops is a total alpha move


Yeah I think this is true. Each time it's happened it was soon after a roommate moved in, like they were signaling to me that even if i might've lived there first, I didn't hold the power in the roommate dynamic
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Postby David Lobster Wallets » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:00 pm

Kevin McCallister wrote:I figure that if you're forgetting to flush you're likely also forgetting to wash your hands.


if anything it's because you ARE washing your hands. You just wiped your ass and now your gonna touch the handle on the toilet? So you turn the faucet on, you wash your hands, great your hands are clean and now you're gonna turn off the faucet that you just touched with your dirty hands? Nah fuck that, toss the whole bathroom away.
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:07 pm

Lol like I ever flush the toilet with my hands.
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Postby mercenaries of slime » Fri Jun 15, 2018 2:09 pm

mercenaries of slime wrote:my creepy 40 year old flatmate who hits on 18 year olds just posted a pic of himself on insta with the caption "predator"

:barney:


feel like i can post this now that he's no longer living with me

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Postby milknight » Fri Jun 15, 2018 2:52 pm

Kevin McCallister wrote:Lol like I ever flush the toilet with my hands.

actual lol
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Postby kit fox » Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:25 pm

galactagogue wrote:because how do you determine the 'new' proportion? sounds tedious.



(kilowatt hour cost * (number of bulbs * wattage of bulbs)) * hours the lights are left on = cost per day of the bulbs
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:29 pm

the kind of arguments that people have about leaving lights on would almost never be resolved by somebody paying the amount they use in power, even if it was done in a completely painless and fair way. it's about other stuff ime
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Postby RIXX » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:14 pm

he doesn't even pay for utilities, that's a twist i forgot to mention

he worked something out with the other, also idiot, roommate, where he purchases paper towels and trashbags instead of paying utilities (???)

this was agreed upon way before I came into the picture
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:20 pm

In that case, tell him to fuck off because you're the one who has to pay for it. Also that’s a ridiculous compromise.
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Postby tea preacher » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:22 pm

mercenaries of slime wrote:
mercenaries of slime wrote:my creepy 40 year old flatmate who hits on 18 year olds just posted a pic of himself on insta with the caption "predator"

:barney:


feel like i can post this now that he's no longer living with me

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Is “predator” the name of some martial arts attack pose or something?
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Postby Tuba Gooding Jr » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:30 pm

RIXX wrote:he doesn't even pay for utilities, that's a twist i forgot to mention

he worked something out with the other, also idiot, roommate, where he purchases paper towels and trashbags instead of paying utilities (???)

this was agreed upon way before I came into the picture


The actual solution to this is to just use an obscene amount of paper towels and trash bags and then constantly demand that he replace them.
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Postby mercenaries of slime » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:22 pm

tea preacher wrote:
mercenaries of slime wrote:
mercenaries of slime wrote:my creepy 40 year old flatmate who hits on 18 year olds just posted a pic of himself on insta with the caption "predator"

:barney:


feel like i can post this now that he's no longer living with me

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Is “predator” the name of some martial arts attack pose or something?


he's a ballet dancer so it's most likely some type of a ballet hop
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Postby patrick cokane? » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:27 pm

blurst of times wrote:Tone: sincere question: how do you forget to flush


take a poop before a shower, don’t flush so you don’t affect the shower water temperature, get out, forget you went poop
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Postby donna martin » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:30 pm

mercenaries of slime wrote:
mercenaries of slime wrote:my creepy 40 year old flatmate who hits on 18 year olds just posted a pic of himself on insta with the caption "predator"

:barney:


feel like i can post this now that he's no longer living with me

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i'm not sure what i was expecting. but it wasn't this.
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Postby hologram » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:35 pm

mercenaries of slime wrote:
mercenaries of slime wrote:my creepy 40 year old flatmate who hits on 18 year olds just posted a pic of himself on insta with the caption "predator"

:barney:


feel like i can post this now that he's no longer living with me

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Where is he in the picture? Is it the guy on the bottom left?
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Postby mercenaries of slime » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:44 pm

hologram wrote:Where is he in the picture? Is it the guy on the bottom left?


in the middle, mid-hop
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Postby Autarch » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:55 pm

jfc :?
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