11 yr old film critic: Lights, Camera, JACKSON!

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Cone » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:14 am

bro tones wrote:
Brain Stew wrote:Jackson reminds me of a super religious friend of mine that loved Las Vegas, but wouldn't drink or gamble. He would just hire escorts to hang out with him and then get a handjob from one because he felt conflicted.


what is legal age in las vegas to solicit a handjob?





kirito wrote:imagine jackson getting head


:!:
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Postby Rothery » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:19 am

lmao at first glance I thought LCJ took a photo with shoenice


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Postby loaf angel » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:18 pm



:ryan:
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Postby Bartatua » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:22 pm

lcj is on some shit in vegas isn't he
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Postby haddonfield » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:42 pm

ahhh he's so amped i love it
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:43 pm

Bartatua wrote:lcj is on some shit in vegas isn't he

The only shit he's on is LIFE
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Postby OKterrific » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:07 pm



lol
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Postby kirito » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:21 pm

i think jackson got veneers
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Postby loaf angel » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:22 pm

kirito wrote:i think jackson got veneers


those are his baby teeth you asshole!
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Postby Mr Squishy » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:59 pm

pzadvance wrote:

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen
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Postby easy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:12 am

bro tones wrote:
Brain Stew wrote:Jackson reminds me of a super religious friend of mine that loved Las Vegas, but wouldn't drink or gamble. He would just hire escorts to hang out with him and then get a handjob from one because he felt conflicted.


what is legal age in las vegas to solicit a handjob?


...6?
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Postby terminus » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:40 am

OKterrific wrote:

lol

wait, is that not him on the far right of the pic? :shock:
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:45 am

Mr Squishy wrote:
pzadvance wrote:

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen

Yeah wow.
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Postby terminus » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:00 am

lights taught me it was okay to be weird
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Postby NegativeCapability » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:37 am

Lights Cameras "Jackson" taught me a lot of things. He opened up a whole new world to me. A world filled with reptilian humanoid tv hosts, shows about disconcerting, revolting dirt puppets, The Middle™ (TV series) on American Broadcasting Company (ABC) which is inarguably the greatest family sitcom of all time and how to take pictures with famous people.
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Postby Peter Criss » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:13 am

@whiteobama lol
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Postby alex » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:31 am

Peter Criss wrote:@whiteobama lol


that's what sent me over the edge too

which boarder is this?
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Postby terminus » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:21 pm

NegativeCapability wrote:reptilian humanoid

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NegativeCapability wrote:tv hosts

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Postby sideshow raheem » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:31 pm

Lights has hit the big time!

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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:35 pm

OUR BOY DONE DID IT
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Postby haddonfield » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:36 pm

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Postby Marx & Engels » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:44 pm

Camera playing it cool as hell. The man is a professional

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Postby brent » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:59 pm

i've watched nuttin wrong 20x today
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Postby milano boy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:14 pm

i'm really surprised the response was just "Thanks man!"
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Postby NegativeCapability » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:22 pm

Well, yeah of course he's cool. It's just another day. This little boy has been around celebrities for ages.
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:27 pm

its like you guys don't even know camera

the rock is probably the 3rd possibly 4th celebrity he's been in contact with today

camera is hounding around the glitz and glamor of daytime las vegas please keep up
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Postby milano boy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:33 pm

wow please stop owning me
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:39 pm

Friendship cancelled with Regis. Now The Rock is my best friend.
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:40 pm

holy shit wow so proud of camera
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:51 pm

this was probably all orchestrated anyway between the rock and the jackson anyway

i mean think about it the timing is just too perfect
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