11 yr old film critic: Lights, Camera, JACKSON!

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Celiac Cruz » Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:04 pm

He takes that "you are a weirdo" so wonderfully in stride. Pure professionalism
delgriffith wrote:Images aren't showing up, Celiac Cruz :( Looks like they're on a Dropbox and need to be hosted somewhere else (like imgur?)
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:44 pm

FUCK that person but it heartens me to see camera's mature measured response and that he's capable of defending himself because the world is scary and not everything is lizzie mcguire movies and spring box office results there will be people who won't understand his love for the cinema and they'll want to tear that love down because they know they'll NEVER have that type of love in their life
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:44 pm

he's my little pinocchio and i couldn't be a prouder geppetto
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:45 pm

oh god it got a little dusty in here give me a minute
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Postby mites » Mon Jul 09, 2018 6:19 pm

v horny lights post

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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jul 09, 2018 6:21 pm

he's going to the Britney show
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Mon Jul 09, 2018 6:21 pm

First the facial hair, now this.
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Postby trouble » Mon Jul 09, 2018 6:48 pm

i like that the only two people i follow that follow lights are nick wiger and mike mitchell
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:42 pm

mites wrote:v horny lights post



LETS

GET

DECADENT

goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby easy » Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:53 pm

"Cellar Door"
"It's Benign"
"Dessert Buffet"




checks out.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:35 pm

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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:41 pm

i was gonna make a joke about LCJ somehow knowing and being obsessed with the Osmonds and going to their show before and wow Lights...

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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:44 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:


on Facebook he said he was at the Flamingo to see "Piff The Magic Dragon" show



i love that he's doing Vegas the way my grandmother used to do Vegas
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:56 pm





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Postby Cone » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:18 pm

Yessssss
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Postby inmate » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:33 pm

haha lights smells
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Postby milano boy » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:10 am

loaf angel wrote:
LETS

GET

DECADENT



LCJ x James Vertisan crossover
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Postby inmate » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:17 am


uh oh vegas has given our boy a pottymouth
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Postby loaf angel » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:21 am

oh shit
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby loaf angel » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:22 am

who the fuck is he traveling with? his family? where are the fucking group shots

this is fucking perverse
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Postby A WOMAN IN TROUBLE » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:22 am

is that lights trying to embrace / hang on to his kid wonder persona?!
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Postby inmate » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:23 am

the dude giving him the death stare in the background is killing me
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Postby inmate » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:23 am

imagine lights making a scene as he gets thrown out of a bar
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Postby Cone » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:27 am

He’s having quite the day. Even managed to squeeze in a screening of SKYSCRAPER

You’re not even allowed to wander around on a casino floor under 18 right? I wonder how many times he’s been stopped by security thinking he’s underage.
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Postby loaf angel » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:49 am

Cone wrote:He’s having quite the day. Even managed to squeeze in a screening of SKYSCRAPER

You’re not even allowed to wander around on a casino floor under 18 right? I wonder how many times he’s been stopped by security thinking he’s underage.


what makes you think he was wandering around the casino floor
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Postby loaf angel » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:23 am




"the pancakes Jeffrey made me were in-CREDIBLE"
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Postby terminus » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:37 am

last night i had a dream that lights kept palming my entire head just like this basketball & he wouldn't stop when i asked him to : (

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Postby Brain Stew » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:45 am

Jackson reminds me of a super religious friend of mine that loved Las Vegas, but wouldn't drink or gamble. He would just hire escorts to hang out with him and then get a handjob from one because he felt conflicted.
You know, signatures are pretty night bus...
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Postby Cone » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:07 am

loaf angel wrote:
Cone wrote:He’s having quite the day. Even managed to squeeze in a screening of SKYSCRAPER

You’re not even allowed to wander around on a casino floor under 18 right? I wonder how many times he’s been stopped by security thinking he’s underage.


what makes you think he was wandering around the casino floor


I dunno just seems like something he’d just unwittingly do. All roaming around in awe and thinking about how it’s “just like Ocean’s 13” or some shit.
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Postby bro tones » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:09 am

Brain Stew wrote:Jackson reminds me of a super religious friend of mine that loved Las Vegas, but wouldn't drink or gamble. He would just hire escorts to hang out with him and then get a handjob from one because he felt conflicted.


what is legal age in las vegas to solicit a handjob?
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