11 yr old film critic: Lights, Camera, JACKSON!

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Postby trouble » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:52 pm

lights is a pro. he isn't going to nerd out in front of the rock. what if he has to trash his next movie?
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Postby trouble » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:54 pm

at least The Rock knows that getting more than a B- out of LCJ is harder than getting three Michelin stars
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:55 pm

not even the rock could question the camera's '...the rock doesn't give his best performance' critique

that's how much respect the rock has for the jackson's opinion
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:55 pm

Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:this was probably all orchestrated anyway between the rock and the jackson anyway

i mean think about it the timing is just too perfect

So you're saying this is a work?
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:00 pm

that's just how things work in the biz
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:06 pm

i mean the camera is going to give his honest opinion of movies that's what he's built his reputation on

i'm just saying when you have two alphas circling each other over the years they are bound to realize it can be mutually beneficial in today's day and age to join forces and hey we get to see and watch great movies because of it what's the harm
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Postby Cone » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:27 pm

delgriffith wrote:Friendship cancelled with Regis. Now The Rock is my best friend.


First he goes and watches Chris Harrison host Who Wants to be a Millionaire and now this.

Wonder what Reege did to set him off
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:35 pm

My friend pointed out to me that at one point Lights calls the rock "John" in his review. Dwayne must be thankful for a good humbling from a true pro
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:49 pm

some things only a friend or respected peer can say
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Postby spix et chicho » Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:00 pm

Cone wrote:
delgriffith wrote:Friendship cancelled with Regis. Now The Rock is my best friend.


First he goes and watches Chris Harrison host Who Wants to be a Millionaire and now this.

Wonder what Reege did to set him off


maybe Regis actually falls into the category of "childish things" that he has finally decided to put away
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Postby spix et chicho » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:36 pm

*wistfully and carefully removes signed Regis Philbin 8x10 from his wall as the first nostalgic gust of Autumn air wafts into the room*

So long old friend... you've been an incredible mentor over the years... though not nearly as incredible as the Incredibles 2's opening weekend numbers
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Postby OKterrific » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:26 pm

does the Rock really go around thanking critics for positive reviews? god that's pathetic.
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Postby bro tones » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:39 pm

really looking forward to the future tweet of a picture of lights with the rock that reads "me and my man, dwayne 'the rock' johnson! he gave me a twitter shoutout on 7/12/18"
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Postby bro tones » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:40 pm

also attached a screenshot of said tweet
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:41 pm

bro tones wrote:really looking forward to the future tweet of a picture of lights with the rock that reads "me and my man, dwayne 'the rock' johnson! he gave me a twitter shoutout on 7/12/18"

lol yes
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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:43 pm

i love this development
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:44 pm

OKterrific wrote:does the Rock really go around thanking critics for positive reviews? god that's pathetic.

this part is really hilarious from every angle. to start, you have the maybe the biggest box office draw of the moment, just trolling through the internet for positive reviews, then he finds one and shares it, but its written by someone with a super-niche audience whose main claim to fame is that he was once 11 years old and on tv, and then the critic just plays it all down with a "thanks man!"

it's ludicrous.

plz forgive the full breakdown, i've been watching a lot of terrace house
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Postby alaska » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:50 pm

hhahaha
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Postby various artists » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:01 pm

The Rock has eerily similar wit to Lights
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:14 pm

I would assume The Rock has someone on the payroll who handles his social media, but then I remember when he more or less tweeted that Bin Laden was dead before the story officially broke.
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:15 pm

loaf angel wrote:

:ryan:


Imagine walking through campus and catching an LCJ Rapid Review in progress with Lights yelling at his phone like a maniac.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:15 pm

Also, that Playboy tweet is total dad humor, which Lights has shown an affinity for.
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Postby alaska » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:23 pm

.. because of all the well written articles of course;)
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Postby alaska » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:23 pm

is that like, a winking face he snuck into the closing parenthesis?
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:37 pm

OKterrific wrote:does the Rock really go around thanking critics for positive reviews? god that's pathetic.


the rock reads the board
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:26 pm

goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby Cone » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:49 pm

Of course he had to thank him for his service to The Awards

There is no higher honor in the eyes of LCJ
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:54 pm

Wait, what's with that picture? Did he happen to see Kimmel stuck in traffic and go up to his car?
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Postby Cone » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:09 am

That exact scenario is Denzel Washington’s worst nightmare
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Postby pzadvance » Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:18 am

Jesus lights, hope you at least offered to wash his windshield first
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