11 yr old film critic: Lights, Camera, JACKSON!

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby kodachrome » Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:41 pm

grey bones in a grave
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Postby kodachrome » Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:41 pm

aye u guyz know im hittin all tha memes
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Postby Cronos » Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:42 pm

I want the world to end
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:44 pm

Someone give this child the beating he most certainly deserves. 
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Anyone who goes to school with this kid, could you beat him up?
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Postby fester » Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:48 pm

Is he just reading Leonard Maltin's queue cards?
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Postby spix et chicho » Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:51 pm

FUCK

THIS


KID
CIARA IS DEFIANTLY A MAN AND ITS DISGUSTING MY CUZIN WAS THROWING UP FOR 2 WEEKSM YUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK PLEASE SIGN THIS B/C THATS JSUT HERENDOUZ
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Postby spix et chicho » Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:53 pm

CIARA IS DEFIANTLY A MAN AND ITS DISGUSTING MY CUZIN WAS THROWING UP FOR 2 WEEKSM YUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK PLEASE SIGN THIS B/C THATS JSUT HERENDOUZ
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Postby WPD4 » Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:15 pm

hurts to just listen to this kid prattle on in another tab. he's right that inception sucked. and that ellen page is Inception's sexless vestigial tail.

one irate YouTube comment calls for him to be "curb stomped."
to the center of the car.
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:20 pm

The first thing he says is that he's a dumb kid.
"Okay before I get into Inception I gotta say that I'm just as stupid as any other eleven year old so I was confused the whole way through."
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Postby pana » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:31 pm

at the beginning of the video he sounds like gilbert gottfried
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Postby tth » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:36 pm

someone give this kid an IV of ritalin, then put an air bubble in it
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Postby seriesfinale » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:39 pm

Jackson > Armond White
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:41 pm

turned if off as soon as he went to that russian accent at the beginning of the Salt review.
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Postby seriesfinale » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:42 pm

Baby Museum wrote:turned if off as soon as he went to that russian accent at the beginning of the Salt review.


I made it only :20, this makes me want to try and watch it again
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Postby nakedlunch » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:42 pm

Image
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:01 pm

a future saranclaps
badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby someguy » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:02 pm

nakedlunch wrote:Image


now this is just insulting to butters
apologies
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Postby nakedlunch » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:03 pm

I'd have a real bad drinking problem if this kid was my son
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Postby nakedlunch » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:08 pm

-yeah so timmy made the all star team. I gotta admit sometimes he throws so hard it stings my hand through the glove!
-wow, that's great
-so hows jackson doing?
-ahhh, well, I came home the other night and he was singing about his new mary poppins dvd into our video camera
-oh
-yeah so I contemplated hitting him with my belt but then I remembered I hadn't finished the bushmills yet so I grabbed the bottle and went down to the basement
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:09 pm

kid is fucking awesome
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:10 pm

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby genghis sean » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:11 pm

this kid was born for the stage
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:12 pm

i hope one day this will be my kid

i'll be throughly entertained all day and will know which movies to watch
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:13 pm

Has Ween ever been to a music industry party?
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Postby GoodNewsFucker » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:15 pm

panatha wrote:at the beginning of the video he sounds like gilbert gottfried


Man, I was so gonna make this connection, but I didn't think anyone would agree.
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Postby wolfie » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:22 pm

where the fuck are this kids parents that this was allowed to happen
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Postby genghis sean » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:58 pm

HiveBurner wrote:


oh man the last 5 seconds of this
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