it is now ok to eat pizza again (papa john is in hell)

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
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You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
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Postby alaska » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:20 am

i feel like everything is completely different for me now that i've read that post
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Postby alaska » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:21 am

FourLegsGood wrote:
Mario Boiardi (Chef Boyardee's son) was a sharpshooter Army Ranger in WWII and later in the Korean War. He also held a degree in business and co-owned a steel mill with his father. He later started a successful flooring and tile company. He dated his future wife, whom he stayed married to until his death, for two years before telling her his real name. When he did so, he took her to a grocery store at 1am, this followed: Wife: “I thought he was going to tell me it was a no-go and that he thought the relationship was a mistake, so I said, ‘Look, it’s been great. Just remember one thing, let’s part friends.’ He looked at me and said, ‘What the hell are you talking about?’ He put his hand into my trolley cart, pulled out a can and said, ‘this is my father.’ We both cried.


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Postby NegativeCapability » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:26 am

I guess he'll be enjoying a different kind of pizza in hell
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:27 am

they killed johnny poppa
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:29 am

Milk wrote:the question is why weren't you eating Little Caesar's 5$ pizza anyway?


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Postby blurst of times » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:39 am

alaska wrote:
FourLegsGood wrote:
Mario Boiardi (Chef Boyardee's son) was a sharpshooter Army Ranger in WWII and later in the Korean War. He also held a degree in business and co-owned a steel mill with his father. He later started a successful flooring and tile company. He dated his future wife, whom he stayed married to until his death, for two years before telling her his real name. When he did so, he took her to a grocery store at 1am, this followed: Wife: “I thought he was going to tell me it was a no-go and that he thought the relationship was a mistake, so I said, ‘Look, it’s been great. Just remember one thing, let’s part friends.’ He looked at me and said, ‘What the hell are you talking about?’ He put his hand into my trolley cart, pulled out a can and said, ‘this is my father.’ We both cried.


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wow. i would like the movie rights to this wikipedia page.
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Postby ecto » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:48 am

mlb cancelled the papa slam promo. greg bird hit one last night. i was ready to order a 40% off pizza. this is unconscionable
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Postby Bride of Qualls » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:08 pm

alaska wrote:
FourLegsGood wrote:
Mario Boiardi (Chef Boyardee's son) was a sharpshooter Army Ranger in WWII and later in the Korean War. He also held a degree in business and co-owned a steel mill with his father. He later started a successful flooring and tile company. He dated his future wife, whom he stayed married to until his death, for two years before telling her his real name. When he did so, he took her to a grocery store at 1am, this followed: Wife: “I thought he was going to tell me it was a no-go and that he thought the relationship was a mistake, so I said, ‘Look, it’s been great. Just remember one thing, let’s part friends.’ He looked at me and said, ‘What the hell are you talking about?’ He put his hand into my trolley cart, pulled out a can and said, ‘this is my father.’ We both cried.


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strong 'shuttle disaster anecdote' vibes
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Postby That Demon Life » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:13 pm

That Demon Life wrote:Made a Margherita pizza tonight to celebrate!

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Followed it up with a delicious fresh pesto pizza today. Loving that Papa John is dead or whatever.

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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:16 pm

you seem like a fan of the pizza arts
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:17 pm

keep it up and one day you too may be a papa
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Postby That Demon Life » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:19 pm

I'm like a nephew John at best rn
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Postby Bartatua » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:23 pm

FourLegsGood wrote:
Mario Boiardi (Chef Boyardee's son) was a sharpshooter Army Ranger in WWII and later in the Korean War. He also held a degree in business and co-owned a steel mill with his father. He later started a successful flooring and tile company. He dated his future wife, whom he stayed married to until his death, for two years before telling her his real name. When he did so, he took her to a grocery store at 1am, this followed: Wife: “I thought he was going to tell me it was a no-go and that he thought the relationship was a mistake, so I said, ‘Look, it’s been great. Just remember one thing, let’s part friends.’ He looked at me and said, ‘What the hell are you talking about?’ He put his hand into my trolley cart, pulled out a can and said, ‘this is my father.’ We both cried.


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Postby alaska » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:48 pm

He's in war, but the can is his father, it's late at night, and then they cry. Pretty clear to me
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Postby ~> :? :? » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:58 pm

They broke up but then he told her his dad was a can so now they get to live forever
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Postby John Dark » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:21 pm

Oh man where's my DiCarlo's pic when I need it?
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:29 pm

Yum yum ok I gotta start making pizza again
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:56 pm



damn dude another case of corporate chairmen getting bullied, fucking sucks
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