it is now ok to eat pizza again (papa john is in hell)

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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:57 pm

papa john has been executed so now you can eat pizza and not feel bad about supporting its inventor
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:01 am

the nickelodeon slime killed him. RIP
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:02 am

fuck you papa john
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Postby FourLegsGood » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:02 am

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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:03 am

content warning: papas
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Postby worrywort » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:12 am

---Papa John do not read this---


Mama John...hello
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Postby easy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:14 am

I hated thisnfuckers canned raviolis
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:17 am

canned raviolis are chef boyardees business so papa john should stsya the fuck away
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Postby Milk » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:18 am

the question is why weren't you eating Little Caesar's 5$ pizza anyway?
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Postby easy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:20 am

wait I think youre right its chef boyarde
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:21 am

i'm gla d you'r doing okay easy, we don't talk anymore....i feel like maybe papa john's could bring us together again, i feel like two crazy kids from opposite sides of the tracks could love each other
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Postby easy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:22 am

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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:22 am

Rest in piss big papa
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Postby easy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:23 am

i dont think im doing OK, but lets catch up over some spaghetti
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:24 am

i sent you a dm on instagram begging forgiveness for being a dick to you and i never heard back....i can't lose you....not like this, not when there's all this spaghetti to eat
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Postby easy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:24 am

when your chef hat cant contain the widows peak
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:25 am

i may have told you this before but in grade 8 homeroom secret santa i asked for chef boyardee and my secret santa gave me a case of like 50 cans of it
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Postby easy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:25 am

ratbags wrote:i sent you a dm on instagram begging forgiveness for being a dick to you and i never heard back....i can't lose you....not like this, not when there's all this spaghetti to eat


ah hell sorry. i dont check those messages anymore and I deleted my ig in a manic episode a few weeks ago
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Postby easy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:26 am

i reinstalled it a couple day sago and then went bleeech and deleted it again
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:26 am

i love you man and i hate being a dick to people i love and i was a dick and i don't know what you're going through but if you wanna talk i'm here!!!!
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:28 am

also i don't think beach volleyball is a cool sport and i know that might alienate a lot of people but i don't care cause i hate beach volleyball!!!!
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Postby milknight » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:33 am

leave beach volleyball out of this
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:35 am

it sucks and it's not even cool. it just exists to sell oakleys.
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Postby FourLegsGood » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:52 am

Mario Boiardi (Chef Boyardee's son) was a sharpshooter Army Ranger in WWII and later in the Korean War. He also held a degree in business and co-owned a steel mill with his father. He later started a successful flooring and tile company. He dated his future wife, whom he stayed married to until his death, for two years before telling her his real name. When he did so, he took her to a grocery store at 1am, this followed: Wife: “I thought he was going to tell me it was a no-go and that he thought the relationship was a mistake, so I said, ‘Look, it’s been great. Just remember one thing, let’s part friends.’ He looked at me and said, ‘What the hell are you talking about?’ He put his hand into my trolley cart, pulled out a can and said, ‘this is my father.’ We both cried.
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:53 am

holy shit
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Postby Bride of Qualls » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:57 am

ppl are going to order so much less ppa jns because of this!
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Postby That Demon Life » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:11 am

Made a Margherita pizza tonight to celebrate!

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Postby Grey Poupon » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:44 am

Oh shit nice
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Postby That Demon Life » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:15 am

Yeah everything is from scratch except the fresh mozzarella.
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Postby alaska » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:17 am

FourLegsGood wrote:
Mario Boiardi (Chef Boyardee's son) was a sharpshooter Army Ranger in WWII and later in the Korean War. He also held a degree in business and co-owned a steel mill with his father. He later started a successful flooring and tile company. He dated his future wife, whom he stayed married to until his death, for two years before telling her his real name. When he did so, he took her to a grocery store at 1am, this followed: Wife: “I thought he was going to tell me it was a no-go and that he thought the relationship was a mistake, so I said, ‘Look, it’s been great. Just remember one thing, let’s part friends.’ He looked at me and said, ‘What the hell are you talking about?’ He put his hand into my trolley cart, pulled out a can and said, ‘this is my father.’ We both cried.


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