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Postby brent » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:38 am

i haven't had little caesars in well over 10 years. one just opened really close by, think i may have to re-evaluate this weekend
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Postby wolfie » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:39 am

caesar's is all about that cheese bread with the garlic jizz sauce

the regular pizza is whatever
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Postby Sobieski » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:39 am

little Caesars is great and makes we want to die at the same time
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Postby wolfie » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:40 am

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Postby Kenny » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:40 am

My first job was at a little caesers
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:41 am

fuckyoudad wrote:Papa John's sauce is way too sweet


I've always been utterly baffled how anyone can think this pizza isn't wretched, let alone the best pizza chain.
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:41 am

Twice had my mom call in a pizza and then call later to cancel it so us workers got to eat it free
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Postby brent » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:44 am

holy shit little caesars is cheap. $8 for a large deep dish pepp??
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Postby wolfie » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:45 am

the little caesars around here is the most incredible shit show i've ever seen

it's like an autozone outside - dirtbags like doing oil changes in the parking lot, smoking maverick light 100's, inside there are like half a dozen people and you can't tell who works there and who are just the friends of the workers, and everybody's high as fuck like walking in a wobbly screen door in the back with a cloud of smoke following them, and your presence is in no way more important to the workers then the presence of their friends, and if you try to behave like a customer - someone who's there to want something and to be treated as a customer - they don't get it at all and just talk to you like getting you pizza is something they do unconsciously while they continue having whatever conversation they're into that takes prescedent, and should they need to stop serving you to run out the door to talk to someone changing oil in the parking lot that's just find by them and you'll have to wait

the entire thing is beyond reproach
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Postby wolfie » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:48 am

oh and the place is incredibly filthy, but not in a way that's gonna stop you from ordering that cheese bread
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Postby important dentist » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:49 am

wolfie wrote:the little caesars around here is the most incredible shit show i've ever seen

it's like an autozone outside - dirtbags like doing oil changes in the parking lot, smoking maverick light 100's, inside there are like half a dozen people and you can't tell who works there and who are just the friends of the workers, and everybody's high as fuck like walking in a wobbly screen door in the back with a cloud of smoke following them, and your presence is in no way more important to the workers then the presence of their friends, and if you try to behave like a customer - someone who's there to want something and to be treated as a customer - they don't get it at all and just talk to you like getting you pizza is something they do unconsciously while they continue having whatever conversation they're into that takes prescedent, and should they need to stop serving you to run out the door to talk to someone changing oil in the parking lot that's just find by them and you'll have to wait

the entire thing is beyond reproach

this is exactly how mine is except it actually does share a parking lot with an advance auto parts. last time i was there there were a bunch of girls playing music from their car and practicing (?) dance moves in the parking lot

i was friends with about five people that worked at the same little caesars in high school and it was the same deal. i was there all the time just getting mad discounts on pizzas

the pizzas are honestly super hit-or-miss but if you get a good one it's sublime
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:52 am

The pizza formerly known as Papa John's
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:55 am

Mama John's pizza
The sins of our papas pizza
The Mama's and the racist papas pizza
Papa pizza in your moutha
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Postby Tar Pit » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:55 am

All the shit pizza chains have their place

The Hut has their amazing grease trap pizza and when you're really in the mood, it hits that spot.

Little C's has your back with their cheap slice that won't break the bank and you are in and out in a minute or two. Tip: hot n ready tastes 5x better reheated.

Dominos is there for you when you come home early from the bar and you NEED that delivery. They don't forget about you.


Papa Johns is pointless cuz if you're gonna go for that, you might as well go to a local joint. Plus that dude bites.
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:55 am

Papa John's hire me now
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:56 am

Papa John's is the only place that delivers to my house
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:56 am

But I'm on a diet so whatever. And I can make really good pizza.
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Postby Shotfrog » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:56 am

Papa's... John
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:03 am

Papa's dead now...John
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:03 am

Paps dead and we killed him
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Postby blurst of times » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:06 am

this just occurred to me...are papa john and jimmy john related? are they part of the john extended universe
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Postby mortimer » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:07 am

hungry howie's is where it's at

i hope howie's a good guy
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Postby mortimer » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:08 am

nautical hyperblast wrote:my la list (vegan spots)
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mmmm vegan cheese *ralphs*
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Postby Poptone » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:08 am

♫ PAPA JOHN
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR PIZZA
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FOR THE CAUCASIAN RACE ♫
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Postby important dentist » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:10 am

blurst of times wrote:this just occurred to me...are papa john and jimmy john related? are they part of the john extended universe

they're both friends with mitt romney iirc
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Postby important dentist » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:10 am

mortimer wrote:hungry howie's is where it's at

i hope howie's a good guy

howie's complicates things

i'm ready to put them right at the top
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:11 am

mortimer wrote:
nautical hyperblast wrote:my la list (vegan spots)
two boots
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mmmm vegan cheese *ralphs*

ever seen what goes on at a factory dairy farm?
(follow your heart makes a good one - and cashew cheese is awesome, daiya sort of ruined peoples perception of vegan chee i think)
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:13 am

Papa and jimmy are two of mitts plural wives
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Postby Double McDouble » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:15 am

They should rebrand as Papa Jawns and specialize in dad jeans and Joe Montana-esque cargo pants.
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