So is Papa John's gonna get a new name now

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Postby bluelips » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:07 pm

i feel sorry for people who live in places where shitty fast food pizza is their only option
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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:15 pm

Mickey Rourke is on point
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Postby chairkicker » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:41 pm

pupa jones pizza
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Postby the scofflaw » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:46 pm

it turns out john himself owns the naming rights to "papa john's cardinal stadium" as an individual instead of papa john's the company, and he has that locked up until 2040 :lol:
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Postby trouble » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:49 pm

wrong cardinals
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Postby buriedinspace » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:14 pm

They should merge with Papa Ginos, the New England pizza franchise that I assumed existed everywhere until I moved away from New England
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Postby buriedinspace » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:16 pm

Also, this motherfucker was essentially a low key Koch Brother, in terms of funding far right stuff at colleges. I heard an interview not long ago that said he was basically the second choice for most people after the Koch's to go to for money for that sort of shit.
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:19 pm

buriedinspace wrote:They should merge with Papa Ginos, the New England pizza franchise that I assumed existed everywhere until I moved away from New England

except that Gino curb stomps John so hard that even fans of violence get a little queasy
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:22 pm

within the shitzza arena at least

to be clear, papa ginos isn’t good ~objectively~, only that it manages to be a big chain that tastes better than the box it comes in
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:41 pm

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Speaking of the Koch brothers, did Papa and this dude do a fusion dance to become the coke bro on the left?
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:01 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:

damn dude another case of corporate chairmen getting bullied, fucking sucks

Cross-posting this here since it feels more appropriate for this thread!
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Postby Kenny » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:04 pm

C'mon Papa John... say it... say the N word... FUCKING SAY IT!!! SAY IT MOTHERFUCKER!!! SAY IT
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Postby Annie May » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:11 pm

Let's gather all the italian-americans on a giant piece of genoa salami and push em out to sea
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Postby Annie May » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:19 pm

Oh i guess papa john isn't italian but it's still a good idea just to be safe
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Postby Grumby » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:22 pm

Annie May wrote:Oh i guess papa john isn't italian but it's still a good idea just to be safe


yeah. i was watching this interview and was like "what the fuck"

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Postby Grumby » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:22 pm

he sounds like hank hill
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Postby antoine » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:33 pm

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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:07 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:
Feech La Manna wrote:

damn dude another case of corporate chairmen getting bullied, fucking sucks

Cross-posting this here since it feels more appropriate for this thread!


whoa that's some innovative training

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hr director: i'm sure you all have seen the news this is what happens when you say the n-word ok moving on can anyone tell me what the f-word is
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:25 pm

I went out in the field and saw Papa's face hadn't been completely scrubbed from the signage at my local PJ's. Taken about an hour ago:

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Postby mcwop23 » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:47 pm

pretty sure that papa johns has a pepsi max sign so you take the good you take the bad
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Postby i am rich » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:51 pm

they should just rename it parmesan's
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Postby loaf angel » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:30 pm

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oh man that's funny
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Postby laserblast » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:32 pm

finally i can fulfill my lifelong first-generation-italian dream of going to a football game at Dago Stadium
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Postby antoine » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:40 pm

i am rich wrote:they should just rename it parmesan's

Lol
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:01 am

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Postby fester » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:35 am

they should rebrand as a garlic sauce company and throw in a free pizza with every cup of garlic sauce

they could have a spokesman who goes by The Sauce Boss
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Postby trouble » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:39 am

this guy is fucking stupid as hell
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From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... Schnatters!
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