So is Papa John's gonna get a new name now

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Postby trouble » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:53 am

lame food place does lame food thing
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Postby goofjan » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:53 am

Father Jonah's Hearty Cheese Wheels
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby figaro » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:04 pm

NegativeCapability wrote:My theory is that Papa John getting kissed by Peyton Manning is what turned him racist.


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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:05 pm

Parent of Every Race and Gender's House of Equality Pizza
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:15 pm

saranclaps wrote:Anyway, it is probably a good idea to rename it to a name that isn't associated with a guy who hit on women using free pizza coupons.


we're not here to litigate everyone who has hit on women by offering them free pizza coupons
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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:26 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:Let's remember better days

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What's the story with this pic. Papa got shitfaced with some fratbros?
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Postby figaro » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:31 pm

I think it was just some bros who ran into a tanked papa post game whenever lousiville last won the ncaa title (2012?13?)
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Postby goofjan » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:38 pm

“Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon...”
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:38 pm

DUDE, IT'S THE PAPA!! WE GOTTA GET A PIC BRO
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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:38 pm

goofjan wrote:“Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon...”

Lol
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Postby gandhi » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:41 pm

really want them to call it Papa's now

also that commercial from like 9 or 10 years ago where the song in the background that just repeats "go big papa" has stuck with me for a while
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Postby saranclaps » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:44 pm

nautical hyperblast wrote:
saranclaps wrote:Anyway, it is probably a good idea to rename it to a name that isn't associated with a guy who hit on women using free pizza coupons.

people who eat papa john's pizza don't care about this kind of thing though - it's not like he owns erewhon or a kombucha company or something.
no, he kept a lawyer on retainer to handle misconduct allegations.
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Postby rex » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:12 pm

Fuckin' "Papa John" started his business in free space in the back of his *dad's* bar. They never should have let him have that name in the first place.
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Postby brian dennehy fan » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:16 pm

Double McDouble wrote:They should rebrand as Papa Jawns and specialize in dad jeans and Joe Montana-esque cargo pants.


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Postby NegativeCapability » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:17 pm

WawawawawwwwwaitWHATTT? The Papa and Putin worked together?? Fuck now EVERYTHING makes sense.
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Postby kit fox » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:18 pm

i wonder what the other dudes in that pizza pic are up to these days
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Postby terminus » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:39 pm

brent wrote:Papa Johnathan's

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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:42 pm

Damn, young Papa was a hunk. Papa Hunk's.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:43 pm

Papa Hunk's Sexy Slice
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Postby Poptone » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:47 pm

kit fox wrote:i wonder what the other dudes in that pizza pic are up to these days


i believe the guy behind him is now running Delos Corp.
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Postby trouble » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:59 pm

every papa slam from 2016 onward is forever tainted
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Postby bluelips » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:07 pm

i feel sorry for people who live in places where shitty fast food pizza is their only option
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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:15 pm

Mickey Rourke is on point
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Postby chairkicker » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:41 pm

pupa jones pizza
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Postby the scofflaw » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:46 pm

it turns out john himself owns the naming rights to "papa john's cardinal stadium" as an individual instead of papa john's the company, and he has that locked up until 2040 :lol:
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Postby trouble » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:49 pm

wrong cardinals
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Postby buriedinspace » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:14 pm

They should merge with Papa Ginos, the New England pizza franchise that I assumed existed everywhere until I moved away from New England
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Postby buriedinspace » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:16 pm

Also, this motherfucker was essentially a low key Koch Brother, in terms of funding far right stuff at colleges. I heard an interview not long ago that said he was basically the second choice for most people after the Koch's to go to for money for that sort of shit.
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