So is Papa John's gonna get a new name now

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Postby cooly » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:22 am

ihop was recently made available. bring on the international house of pizza.

agree with kenny on papa john's being the best tasting of the chains. love the free peppers they throw in. best part. their brownies own too.
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Postby Poptone » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:24 am

cooly wrote:ihop was recently made available. bring on the international house of pizza.



Not so fast!!

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Postby blurst of times » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:25 am

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blurst of times wrote:this just occurred to me...are papa john and jimmy john related? are they part of the john extended universe

they're both friends with mitt romney iirc


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Postby cooly » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:29 am

Poptone wrote:
cooly wrote:ihop was recently made available. bring on the international house of pizza.



Not so fast!!


that was incredibly fast
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Postby Poptone » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:37 am

Just like their service!
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Postby fuckyoudad » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:41 am

cooly wrote:ihop was recently made available. bring on the international house of pizza.

agree with kenny on papa john's being the best tasting of the chains. love the free peppers they throw in. best part. their brownies own too.


On the tv news yesterday there was a story about ihob going back to ihop and the anchor sneered scornfully “they admit... it was a PUBLICITY STUNT” with no irony
Note: mildly comedic.
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Postby Poptone » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:43 am

fuckyoudad wrote:
cooly wrote:ihop was recently made available. bring on the international house of pizza.

agree with kenny on papa john's being the best tasting of the chains. love the free peppers they throw in. best part. their brownies own too.


On the tv news yesterday there was a story about ihob going back to ihop and the anchor sneered scornfully “they admit... it was a PUBLICITY STUNT” with no irony


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Postby brent » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:51 am

Papa Johnathan's
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Postby trouble » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:53 am

lame food place does lame food thing
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Postby goofjan » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:53 am

Father Jonah's Hearty Cheese Wheels
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby figaro » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:04 pm

NegativeCapability wrote:My theory is that Papa John getting kissed by Peyton Manning is what turned him racist.


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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:05 pm

Parent of Every Race and Gender's House of Equality Pizza
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:15 pm

saranclaps wrote:Anyway, it is probably a good idea to rename it to a name that isn't associated with a guy who hit on women using free pizza coupons.


we're not here to litigate everyone who has hit on women by offering them free pizza coupons
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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:26 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:Let's remember better days

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What's the story with this pic. Papa got shitfaced with some fratbros?
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Postby figaro » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:31 pm

I think it was just some bros who ran into a tanked papa post game whenever lousiville last won the ncaa title (2012?13?)
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Postby goofjan » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:38 pm

“Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon...”
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:38 pm

DUDE, IT'S THE PAPA!! WE GOTTA GET A PIC BRO
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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:38 pm

goofjan wrote:“Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon...”

Lol
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Postby gandhi » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:41 pm

really want them to call it Papa's now

also that commercial from like 9 or 10 years ago where the song in the background that just repeats "go big papa" has stuck with me for a while
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Postby saranclaps » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:44 pm

nautical hyperblast wrote:
saranclaps wrote:Anyway, it is probably a good idea to rename it to a name that isn't associated with a guy who hit on women using free pizza coupons.

people who eat papa john's pizza don't care about this kind of thing though - it's not like he owns erewhon or a kombucha company or something.
no, he kept a lawyer on retainer to handle misconduct allegations.
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Postby rex » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:12 pm

Fuckin' "Papa John" started his business in free space in the back of his *dad's* bar. They never should have let him have that name in the first place.
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Postby brian dennehy fan » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:16 pm

Double McDouble wrote:They should rebrand as Papa Jawns and specialize in dad jeans and Joe Montana-esque cargo pants.


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Postby NegativeCapability » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:17 pm

WawawawawwwwwaitWHATTT? The Papa and Putin worked together?? Fuck now EVERYTHING makes sense.
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Postby kit fox » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:18 pm

i wonder what the other dudes in that pizza pic are up to these days
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Postby terminus » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:39 pm

brent wrote:Papa Johnathan's

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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:42 pm

Damn, young Papa was a hunk. Papa Hunk's.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:43 pm

Papa Hunk's Sexy Slice
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Postby Poptone » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:47 pm

kit fox wrote:i wonder what the other dudes in that pizza pic are up to these days


i believe the guy behind him is now running Delos Corp.
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Postby trouble » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:59 pm

every papa slam from 2016 onward is forever tainted
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