So is Papa John's gonna get a new name now

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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:19 pm

buriedinspace wrote:They should merge with Papa Ginos, the New England pizza franchise that I assumed existed everywhere until I moved away from New England

except that Gino curb stomps John so hard that even fans of violence get a little queasy
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:22 pm

within the shitzza arena at least

to be clear, papa ginos isn’t good ~objectively~, only that it manages to be a big chain that tastes better than the box it comes in
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:41 pm

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Speaking of the Koch brothers, did Papa and this dude do a fusion dance to become the coke bro on the left?
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:01 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:

damn dude another case of corporate chairmen getting bullied, fucking sucks

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Postby Kenny » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:04 pm

C'mon Papa John... say it... say the N word... FUCKING SAY IT!!! SAY IT MOTHERFUCKER!!! SAY IT
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Postby Annie May » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:11 pm

Let's gather all the italian-americans on a giant piece of genoa salami and push em out to sea
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Postby Annie May » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:19 pm

Oh i guess papa john isn't italian but it's still a good idea just to be safe
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Postby Grumby » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:22 pm

Annie May wrote:Oh i guess papa john isn't italian but it's still a good idea just to be safe


yeah. i was watching this interview and was like "what the fuck"

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Postby Grumby » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:22 pm

he sounds like hank hill
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Postby antoine » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:33 pm

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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:07 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:
Feech La Manna wrote:

damn dude another case of corporate chairmen getting bullied, fucking sucks

Cross-posting this here since it feels more appropriate for this thread!


whoa that's some innovative training

*monday-morning meeting*

hr director: i'm sure you all have seen the news this is what happens when you say the n-word ok moving on can anyone tell me what the f-word is
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:25 pm

I went out in the field and saw Papa's face hadn't been completely scrubbed from the signage at my local PJ's. Taken about an hour ago:

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Postby mcwop23 » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:47 pm

pretty sure that papa johns has a pepsi max sign so you take the good you take the bad
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Postby i am rich » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:51 pm

they should just rename it parmesan's
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Postby loaf angel » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:30 pm

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oh man that's funny
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finally i can fulfill my lifelong first-generation-italian dream of going to a football game at Dago Stadium
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Postby antoine » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:40 pm

i am rich wrote:they should just rename it parmesan's

Lol
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:01 am

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby fester » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:35 am

they should rebrand as a garlic sauce company and throw in a free pizza with every cup of garlic sauce

they could have a spokesman who goes by The Sauce Boss
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Postby trouble » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:39 am

this guy is fucking stupid as hell
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Postby joe » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:57 am

From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... Schnatters!
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Postby antoine » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:58 am

Feech La Manna wrote:

Lol
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Postby joe » Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:06 am

Poopy Schnatter's Brickhouse Shittery
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Dickless Doug's Brick Oven Pizza Magic and Pepperoni Lounge
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Postby joe » Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:12 am

Real answer is that we need Dirty Dave's Gay 90's Pizza Parlor to go nationwide
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Postby the_village » Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:46 am

Bride of Qualls wrote:Papa John's founder resigns as chairman over N-word controversy
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When discussing how he would distance himself from racist groups, Mr Schnatter said that Colonel Sanders, the founder of KFC, had never faced criticism for using the N-word, Forbes reported.


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Postby important dentist » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:48 pm

papa john being forced to say the n word tweets will be good forever
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Postby DasLofGang » Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:00 pm

i'm not, like, defending colonel sanders here, but is that even true?
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:04 pm

DasLofGang wrote:i'm not, like, defending colonel sanders here, but is that even true?

https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/2018/07/13/kentucky-fried-chicken-founder-colonel-sanders-racist/779789002/
Long story short: there's no proof that he did.
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