So is Papa John's gonna get a new name now

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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:31 pm

It's not like Subway was called Jared Fogle's Sub Shop or something.
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Postby FourLegsGood » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:32 pm

Papa John's (once removed)
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Postby Hideaway Lights » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:36 pm

Yes

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Postby Jeremy » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:36 pm

They actually changed Jared Fogle's name. He used to be named Jared Sub.
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Postby Milk » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:48 pm

i'd say no based on the fact that neither Hulk Hogan or WWE changed their name.


And if you're trying to tell me Hulk Hogan isn't WWE's founder...well....ive got news for you.
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Postby Riverchrist » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:51 pm

Father John Crusty
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:51 pm

Obviously they'll immediately remove his face from all advertising, but the name of the company is so unavoidably tied to the guy who appeared in every commercial and ad they did....
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Postby coop » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:53 pm

Mr. John was my father's name. Please, call me Papa
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Postby jack » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:53 pm

welcome to papa adolf's
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Postby Sobieski » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:57 pm

WWE did change their name, but it was because of the pandas
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Postby FourLegsGood » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:58 pm

[Papa John} Schnatter apologized earlier in the day after Forbes reported that he used the racial slur while participating in a role-playing exercise designed to prevent public relations crises.


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Postby Destroyevsky » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:02 am

baba john's
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:04 am

Does Peyton Manning still own some Papa John's franchises
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Postby worrywort » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:07 am

Ruth's Chris's Papa John's
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Postby pissydan » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:10 am

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As life would have it, Johnny did somebody wrong and they filed a complaint.
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Postby saranclaps » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:14 am

It's fucking amazing this dude hadn't already been exiled from public life in the past nine months given that he has a 25-year history of predatory behavior towards women.
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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:28 am

Eyeball Kid wrote:Does Peyton Manning still own some Papa John's franchises

I believe so. They're best buds.
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Postby Beaver King » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:30 am

Easy pivot here guys - Papa Peyton's Pizza
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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:32 am

Papa John's Racist Spaghetti Co
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Postby Beaver King » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:33 am

noooooo not you too joe

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Postby mites » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:33 am

[E]nternal House of Papa [Johns]
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Postby Beaver King » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:33 am

sick ass cargos though
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Postby Beaver King » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:34 am

like what is happening in that lower calf cargo
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Postby scrambled » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:40 am

name themselves after the garlic sauce
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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:46 am

how did this douche manage to create a pizza empire anyway
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Postby kid8 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:48 am

Slap a John.
This sucker's electrical.
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:49 am

its probably insanely easy to create a pizza empire but were all too lazy to try
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Postby kid8 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:51 am

You know how little ceasers has the pizza! pizza! catchphrase? Check this out...

Pizza Pizza Pizza!
This sucker's electrical.
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