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Postby bongo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:10 pm

i told my wife last night that i want to “work with plants” but felt like an imbecile immediately afterwards but that’s really real

what’s the codecamp equivalent of a botany ms
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Postby john plainman » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:11 pm

have you considered park ranger
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Postby bongo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:12 pm

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Postby Flossed Out » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:13 pm

I would love nothing more than to be able to walk across the street every morning, go into Prospect Park, spend the day emptying the full garbage cans and putting in empty bags, and then walk back home where I would shower and get faded. I don't think I could afford my rent if I did that tho.
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Postby Ankh » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:13 pm

warehouse
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Postby bongo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:15 pm

i’m an absolutely terrible software developer and i will never be good and never really actually care
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Postby john plainman » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:15 pm

I miss my park maintenance summer job where I spent half the time lying under a tree next to a weedwhacker, smoking cigarettes and reading Nabokov short stories
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Postby bongo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:16 pm

seems right that only mysticbros have posted in here so far
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Postby blab » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:17 pm

there was someone, i think sobieski (?), that mentioned being a burnout stoner oyster farmer. those aren't exactly plants but they behave somewhat like plants.
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:18 pm

I have a friend who works in the parks department for Santa Cruz county, if you feel like moving to SC and starting from the bottom I could see if there are any gigs
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:18 pm

You have to move to SC before I do that, I mean
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Postby brent » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:19 pm

I'd be happy as hell to work in a garden center/nursery if I could make a living wage
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Postby chandler » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:19 pm

stay outta santa cruz
i've been getting really into pestcest too lately. haven't really been able to find much good ant stuff, though. anybody have any links to some good biting vids/pics?
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Postby otis » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:19 pm

even as an ecologist (i work with aquatic plants), i spend at least half my time in the lab behind the ol screen. such is the life.
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Postby bongo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:19 pm

fine to start from the bottom anywhere. never done anything else really.

i could start adjuncting again but like, i don’t want to participate in that exploitation defined market
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:21 pm

I don't want to do labor or work at a computer, it's tuff
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Postby blab » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:22 pm

Where do florists get all those pretty flowers
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Postby bongo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:27 pm

warehouse seems fine actually
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Postby twoboys » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:27 pm

You could learn a trade. My friend is almost done with a plumbing apprenticeship and I'm envious of how much time he gets to spend looking at house guts instead of email guts.

Or, according to the BLS, the country is gonna need a bunch of new solar photovoltaic installers and wind turbine service technicians between now and 2026 https://www.bls.gov/ooh/fastest-growing.htm
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Postby powderfinger » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:28 pm

I'd probably try to get in the door at a cabinet or machine shop.
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Postby twoboys » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:30 pm

brent wrote:I'd be happy as hell to work in a garden center/nursery if I could make a living wage


Working in a nursery is great. I spent 8 hours a day walking around with a hose and filling bags with dirt.
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Postby bongo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:30 pm

man maybe i’ll just be a masseuse
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Postby sordid affair » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:33 pm

maybe not a ranger, but some sort of parks job might be a good fit. i've really liked all of the folks i've encountered who help maintain and advocate for city and county parks
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Postby gallits » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:34 pm

go to a restaurant and ask if they need any help in the back
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Postby scramble » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:35 pm

bongo wrote:i’m an absolutely terrible software developer and i will never be good and never really actually care


good, because most of these types are shitty people. plenty of other things to do.

just beware that warehouse bros tend toward misogyny, racism, etc.
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Postby jingleheimer » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:35 pm

An acquaintance I knew in high school that made skramz music now works at an Armstrong Gardening Center. This thread reminded me I should apply to a job there. Thanks for this.
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Postby john plainman » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:35 pm

my county park maintenance coworkers in 2007 would certainly be diehard trump supporters now.
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Postby gallits » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:36 pm

gallits wrote:go to a restaurant and ask if they need any help in the back

don't do this
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Postby howiep » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:40 pm

My buddy worked for the parks department outside of Aspen in the summers and then would just be a ski lift operator in the winters. Seemed like the best thing ever.
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Postby compatibility mode » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:41 pm

Step one) buy a boat
Step two) sink the boat
Step three) start a gofundme
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