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Postby big zorb » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:12 am

Incessant belching. Why you doing this, Tonya?
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:16 am

record it
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:17 am

So much worse than farting in my opinion.
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:18 am

why fart and waste it, when you could burp and taste it?
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Postby brent » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:21 am

what it smell like
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Postby aububs » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:26 am

does tonya burp incessantly every day or is it just happening today?

if it's just today she's probably a bit gassy, maybe ate too many chickpeas

if it happens every day get her to board here
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Postby warmjets » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:49 am

That's fuckin nasty
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:52 am

Maybe she has an issue and you shouldn't be so quick to judge
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Postby brent » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:58 am

you ever eat a costco hot dog and then have burps that taste just like it for the next hour or so? not great
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Postby big zorb » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:10 am

Today is my first day with Tonya. She is not pregnant. We just got done cleaning the band room. She told me of her ten grandchildren while we did it. She is kind, but she belches often.
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:15 am

belching is also a side effect of Gastroesophageal reflux disease
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:18 am

Just to clarify, when I say it's worse than farting I guess I mean when people do it intentionally (like when people burp the alphabet and shit, or some kid at school deliberately burps in your face) I feel sick. Farting can obviously be hilarious, burping is not.
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:29 am

Yeah I'd rather someone just poop on the floor than here a belch
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:29 am

. wrote:Yeah I'd rather someone just poop on the floor than here a belch

I have some terrific news for you
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Postby Autarch » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:32 am

. wrote:Yeah I'd rather someone just poop on the floor than here a belch


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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:54 am

Kenny wrote:belching is also a side effect of Gastroesophageal reflux disease


Yeah get your coworker some Prilosec
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Postby hbb » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:55 am

. wrote:Yeah I'd rather someone just poop on the floor than here a belch


there a belch
everywhere a belch belch
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Postby big zorb » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:03 am

Man one of the people just discovered my hometown, where they lived until 2006, and I am desperately trying to reveal nothing about myself that will lead to them asking about my parents

Thank God I am leaving in like a month

On the other hand Tonya and I have been cleaning xylophones all morning
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:05 am

Ted Pikul wrote:
Kenny wrote:belching is also a side effect of Gastroesophageal reflux disease


Yeah get your coworker some Prilosec

I started a thread once about a co-worker who went through this and let me tell you it's easier to have empathy for someone suffering when you're not spending several hours a day in close proximity to their lengthy and loud throat-clearings.

He eventually, finally started managing it—I don't know what he takes now, but before it seemed his only form of treatment was downing Tums, which doesn't work with GERD—though it was only after being taken aside by management a number of times because he was driving everyone in the office out of their minds.
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Postby tgk » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:17 am

brent wrote:what it smell like


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Postby big zorb » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:23 am

Just cleaned the band room. It's storming here real bad and people are just walking the halls asking if we should seek shelter. But not me. I'm cleaning the drums.
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:15 pm

hbb wrote:
. wrote:Yeah I'd rather someone just poop on the floor than here a belch


there a belch
everywhere a belch belch

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Postby big zorb » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:17 pm

All the other summer help have been talking about how they approve of what "Trump is doing to the Mexicans"
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Postby big zorb » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:22 pm

Might have to make a paper chain to get through this shit with these racists

See how close I am to the end and all that
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Postby walt whitman » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:24 pm

belching sounds like the least of your worries at this job :(
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Postby big zorb » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:27 pm

Yeah they do seem to be pretty racist, each and every one
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Postby big zorb » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:27 pm

Gonna have to find a secret place to take lunch and breaks
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Postby walt whitman » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:35 pm

maybe try shifting the workplace culture to farting instead of belching

try ripping a real musical one in front of Sally or whoever
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Postby big zorb » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:42 pm

Yes, everyone here is the dreaded white working class Trump supporter
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Postby big zorb » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:44 pm

I will say that people are insanely lax about how long breaks are here, which is cool

But they're all racists so
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