Fuck, marry, kill

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby blab » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:25 pm

Twin brothers Jonathan and Drew Scott aim to help couples find fixer-uppers and transform them into dream homes

wait Norm does third bro make appearances on the show
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Postby boost » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:26 pm

are they all gay or?
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Postby black drum » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:27 pm

And then their rascally goth brother J.D. (Jrew Donathan) does hijinks.
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Postby blab » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:27 pm

i think i'm going to go "kill" on the hijinks bro
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Postby boost » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:29 pm

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:
bongo wrote:who are these dudes

They are canadians


which one would get groped by justin trudeau?
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Postby boost » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:30 pm

vro vs vro the show where they each flip a brick
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Postby brent » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:32 pm

sincerely had no clue there was A Third Brother
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Postby shankly » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:32 pm

have there always been 3? what the fuck?
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Postby tgk » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:34 pm

As always my answer is to kill chip and joanna gaines
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Postby bongo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:40 pm

what do these dudes do
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby bongo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:41 pm

how do you guys know about these dudes
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby blab » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:41 pm

the television
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Postby RIXX » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:44 pm

pass

they look like uncanny valley people to me
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Postby bongo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:47 pm

is hgtv just a channel of people smiling and walking through ugly houses
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Postby tgk » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:47 pm

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:Bingo, we answered you on the last page.

They are hgtv stars.

I spent 11 days in the hospital on bedrest watching hgtv so I wouldn't have a panic attack.


I did the same thing when I was recovering from surgery, something about hospitals and hgtv just got together.
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Postby bongo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:53 pm

that seems cool and good
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Postby tgk » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:58 pm

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:
tgk wrote:
Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:Bingo, we answered you on the last page.

They are hgtv stars.

I spent 11 days in the hospital on bedrest watching hgtv so I wouldn't have a panic attack.


I did the same thing when I was recovering from surgery, something about hospitals and hgtv just got together.

It's the lowest stress tv. You don't have to pay attention, but if you do, it keeps your mind off your broken body


I could watch any of those shows but I couldn't take "My Lottery Dream Home"
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Postby RIXX » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:07 pm

i binged like five seasons of parks & rec when i tore my ACL. very low stress show as well

i was high as fuck on hydrocodone watching leslie knope, my mom was bringing me meals, I think Dallas even beat the Heat in the finals that year too. It's lodged in my mind as the happiest I've ever been, just pure bliss
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Postby def from above » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:10 pm

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:Image

Drew JD Jonathan


aaaaaaand i'm straight

thanks a lot norm
What had happen was...
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Postby Stuntman » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:15 pm

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:For stuntman

Image


They look like an unused character model from 2001's computer animated smash hit Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
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Postby alaska » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:21 pm

J.D. is freaking wild
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Postby alaska » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:22 pm

He's a goddamn chameleon. First he's a Panic at the Disco guy, then he looks like Wack Jim Carrey
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:44 pm

bongo wrote:is hgtv just a channel of people smiling and walking through ugly houses


Yeah

It's the only reason to have cable
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Postby trouble » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:48 pm

which one has the most money i can take in a divorce, ill marry that one
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Postby trouble » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:49 pm

. wrote:
bongo wrote:is hgtv just a channel of people smiling and walking through ugly houses


Yeah

It's the only reason to have cable


sports!
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Postby black drum » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:39 pm

Here’s an insane real fact that I just learned: JD is the lead singer of Alexisonfire.
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Postby blurst of times » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:50 pm

is their last name really property? i guess it's fitting that they would host a real estate show...
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Postby gandhi » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:06 pm

This is a wonderful thread
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Postby hbb » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:56 pm

brent wrote:sincerely had no clue there was A Third Brother


This whole thing is giving me the creepiest feeling, like physical shivers. Has he been there all along?
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What had happen was...
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