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Postby dvr » Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:03 pm

Rixx and Kenny, pick up the phone in the morning and make an appointment
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Rixx and Kenny, pick up the phone in the morning and make an appointment
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Postby dvr » Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:05 pm

I only told you twice because I care
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:26 am

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:I have a brain tumor and I'm cool

My mom has this too.

I've had something like twenty moles removed; I lost count a while ago. All benign so far. Both of my parents have had melanoma and were successfully treated for it. So you're probably fine.
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:28 am

I on the other hand am covered in ugly scars.
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Postby mcwop23 » Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:19 am

i think they’re cute
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Postby fester » Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:49 pm

I just had a spot frozen off my head and I could only find disney, snoopy, and hello kitty band-aids in our house. I went with snoopy.
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Postby WAC » Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:49 pm

tex porneau wrote:Also on the sunscreen shit. A lot of brands are kind of bullshit, but I've had multiple derms recommend this one specifically and apparently even the notably beautiful ZAC FRIGGIN EFRON touts it.
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This has to be good if the most beautiful celebrity I know endorses it, and also Zac Efron
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:30 pm

It's been a week and they haven't called me yet :x
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:42 pm

delgriffith wrote:It's been a week and they haven't called me yet :x

That means you're good as dead
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:43 pm

Should we call this guy about his leg cancer?
Nah he's prob dead
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:44 pm

Norm!
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:45 pm

Well, if there was a 75% chance that someone was dead, would you call them?
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Postby shankly » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:47 pm

waiting for medical results is the worst. last summer i needed to get blood work done, and 2 weeks in a row, they called me up and i assumed i'd get the results. nope, each time they were calling to tell me they'd lost my blood and i'd have to come in again.
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:47 pm

Probably not. Hell I don't blame them!
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Postby Geoff » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:48 pm

you'll be ok del
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:54 pm

Geoff wrote:you'll be ok in hell
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Postby :? :? » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:56 pm

"Diagnosis: your mole was delicious"
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:57 pm

If it makes you feel better, a ton of blood clots just came out of me instead of pee :)
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:03 pm

shankly wrote:waiting for medical results is the worst. last summer i needed to get blood work done, and 2 weeks in a row, they called me up and i assumed i'd get the results. nope, each time they were calling to tell me they'd lost my blood and i'd have to come in again.

That's a whoopsie
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:07 pm

Hm so I just got a call back and apparently it was abnormal, and the doctor used a lot of words I didn't fully understand but said they couldn't rule out a melanoma, but stressed that if it was a melanoma it would be "in situ" (the least severe kind?) and said I needed to schedule surgery so that they could remove it.

I guess I was right to worry? Can someone now help me not worry about the rest of it. I'm kinda just sitting here in a bit of a daze.
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:08 pm

Think of it this way: You're doing exactly what you should be doing. If it's a melanoma not knowing and going on as normal is worse
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Postby VHGisdead » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:12 pm

sorry del, that sounds really stressful. It still sounds plenty likely that it's not melanoma and if it is you caught it early and it's being taken care of
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:18 pm

Probably not gonna be able to play soccer for a while :x
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Postby :? :? » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:22 pm

Del I will take your position on the ole soccer team
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Postby fuckles » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:25 pm

shankly wrote:waiting for medical results is the worst. last summer i needed to get blood work done, and 2 weeks in a row, they called me up and i assumed i'd get the results. nope, each time they were calling to tell me they'd lost my blood and i'd have to come in again.

was your clinic, uh how do i put this... ..... run by vampires?
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:48 pm

Scheduled for next Wednesday. Kinda wish I could just have it taken out tomorrow.
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:27 pm

I've concluded that this "sucks" but will make for a good story someday, and give me a good excuse to not go to the beach (a place I am rarely comfortable) anymore.
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:50 pm

Well, if they scheduled it for next Wednesday, that means you have at least a week to live so jump out an airplane and Rob a bank or something. It's illegal to arrest someone during surgery
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Postby scramble » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:20 pm

dammit just looked and a mole on my ass cheek looks different than i remember and is larger than 6mm :(
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