The 2018 Major League Baseball Season and Post-Season

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Postby deebster » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:03 am

Baez is unreal (from tonight only)





He gives it everything, every single game
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Postby death is my amigo » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:28 am

I was at that game :)

He’s the fucking best. I felt insane after his game winning .... steal? Feels weird to call it just taking advantage of a throwing error when part of his game is creating those errors
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Postby death is my amigo » Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:54 am

btw to the remaining cubs fans on this board (three? Or four? Ppl tops?) Chstwood honestly looked excellent in his last two innings from where I was sitting. fwiw
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Postby ratbags » Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:30 pm

The blue jays are gonna win 18 games in a row
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Postby WAC » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:22 pm

Weasel and Sleigh both had the same Instagram story of Weasel's husband after getting hit with a foul ball and apparently they didn't know they were sitting next to each other?
He said ALOT of shit last night. And most of it WASN'T how he supported a fascist.
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Postby Weasel » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:54 pm

WAC wrote:Weasel and Sleigh both had the same Instagram story of Weasel's husband after getting hit with a foul ball and apparently they didn't know they were sitting next to each other?


Me, for the past five minutes:

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Postby ecto » Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:19 pm

ratbags wrote:The blue jays are gonna win 18 games in a row

starting when
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Postby i am rich » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:12 pm

fuck, kenny albert and david cones faces on tv at the same time nearly made me retch. pierzynski is just the shit cherry on top
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Postby laserblast » Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:19 pm

if the mets' season has been reduced to playing spoiler for the nationals at least they're doing an okay job of it this weekend
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Postby tgk » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:25 pm

Holler at you fucking later

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Postby ratbags » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:38 pm

ecto wrote:
ratbags wrote:The blue jays are gonna win 18 games in a row

starting when


right now, buddy
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Postby nice pass » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:43 pm

tgk wrote:Holler at you fucking later



yep, peace out affliction bro
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Postby death is my amigo » Sun Jul 15, 2018 3:10 am

Bummed about this Matheny news
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Postby Ted Pikul » Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:25 am

They should DFA Bud Norris too
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Postby shark week » Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:44 am

one time Bud Norris bought me some budweisers at a bar in Baltimore and the only thing i remember from the ensuing conversation was him shitting on team elder statesman nick markakis for being a Christian and for being into guns

i was pretty surprised to read he was all rah rah team rules but maybe he's just a frat boy/pay your dues guy
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Postby reversemigraine » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:12 am

death is my amigo wrote:Bummed about this Matheny news


Jesus why.
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Postby jon » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:28 am

Girardi to STL pretty much has to happen right?
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Postby nice pass » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:29 am

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death is my amigo wrote:Bummed about this Matheny news


Jesus why.

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Postby reversemigraine » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:34 am

Shi(ld)t will be just as unbearable, unfortunately.

He's the literal guardian of one of the team's no-shit-very-real Cardinal Way manuals.

The little leather-bound black book that Mike Shildt revisits every day of the baseball season is embossed with George Kissell’s initials and imbued with the seminal Cardinals coach’s spirit. Coiled within the six-ring binder are notes Kissell kept on everything from playing second base to coaching third base to what it takes to be an “FBI Manager,” his phrase for a manager who is always investigating how to be better.

The book, softened from Shildt’s daily use as he advanced from Class AA manager in 2012 to the Cardinals’ major-league staff this season, is a faithful replica of the notebook the late Kissell kept tucked in his left back pocket. His son, Dr. Richard Kissell, has made about 10 of them and given them as gifts to Cardinals minor-league coaches who knew Kissell — or need to. The book includes copies of George’s lists for every coach and most positions, as well as clips of stories from the Post-Dispatch about Kissell and his six decades in the Cardinals’ organization.
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Postby grayfox » Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:50 am

baez for NL MVP
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Postby ratbags » Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:52 pm

please don't hurt marcus stroman, red sox
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Postby Bob511 » Sun Jul 15, 2018 4:48 pm

I somehow made it this long without realizing Lucas Giolito's middle name is "Frost", as in "nephew of Mark Frost".

Huh.
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Postby bold man » Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:16 pm

girardi to STL seems too perfect
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Postby reversemigraine » Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:21 pm

He announced the game cancellation after Darryl Kile's death, which basically makes him a HOFer for Best Fans.

I'm rooting for a full-on fire sale but DeWitt won't do that.
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Postby Kuboaa » Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:28 pm

Bob511 wrote:I somehow made it this long without realizing Lucas Giolito's middle name is "Frost", as in "nephew of Mark Frost".

Huh.

yep, I believe Giolito's father is a Hollywood producer as well
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Postby Autarch » Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:41 pm

Giolito looked great today. First game I've been to this year where shields didn't start (it had been 4 in a row). A real treat.
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Postby inspectorhound » Sun Jul 15, 2018 11:01 pm

NL OBP UPDATE

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Postby OKterrific » Mon Jul 16, 2018 4:58 am

Kuboaa wrote:
Bob511 wrote:I somehow made it this long without realizing Lucas Giolito's middle name is "Frost", as in "nephew of Mark Frost".

Huh.

yep, I believe Giolito's father is a Hollywood producer as well


he's also one of the dudes in "Invitation to Love"
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Postby Autarch » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:30 pm

god fuck that "support the troops home run derby" interlude. JUST GIVE ME DINGERS!
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Postby death is my amigo » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:47 pm

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