Hereditary (6/8)

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Fake computer crashes dining
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:32 am



this has all the buzz

and buzz is hot
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:33 am

trailer has me stoked
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Postby bongo » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:38 am

fucking horror buzz

i need to never buy in and just rewatch spoorloos
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Postby bongo » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:38 am

and yet.. also stoked
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Postby aububs » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:39 am

going into this one cold

complete blackout
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:41 am

i am such a wimp with spooky movies that a lot of times i try to look up spoilers ahead of time and also see if there's jumpscares, but it seems like the plot twistiness/mystery of this is kinda the point? maybe i'll get some of my horror-nerd friends to watch with me so i'm not by myself
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:43 am

can we get a gif of the furious chopping->frantic headbashing
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Postby aububs » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:44 am

i watch a lot of horror, and a lot of it really scares me. i scare easy. so i have a thing i do where if I'm watching and it feels like really scary stuff is gonna happen, i look at the top right hand corner of the screen and blur my eyes a bit. so it looks like I'm still watching but actually I'm averting my eyes.

little tip for all my fellow horror weenies there
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:54 am

Dead_Wizard wrote:can we get a gif of the furious chopping->frantic headbashing


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Postby Poptone » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:55 am

bongo wrote:fucking horror buzz

i need to never buy in and just rewatch spoorloos



it's A24, i think their track record leads me away from cynicism on this
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:59 am

this has all of the elements to scare me

children with weird faces
ann dowd
toni colette screaming
dollhouses
people on fire
more screaming
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:01 pm

also if you think about it

family is the scariest thing there is, right?

plus ann dowd
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:05 pm

Rainbow Battle Kid wrote:i am such a wimp with spooky movies that a lot of times i try to look up spoilers ahead of time and also see if there's jumpscares, but it seems like the plot twistiness/mystery of this is kinda the point? maybe i'll get some of my horror-nerd friends to watch with me so i'm not by myself


this looks like it's gonna have a lot of same elements of the wan/blum movies, which is sudden background movements, fucked up 'black hole sun' faces, spooky kids, fakeout jumps scares followed by *real* jump scares, loud on-the-nose soundtrack

this looks like it will be good like conjuring was good, which is to say pretty good but let's not get too worked up about it
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:06 pm

aububs wrote:going into this one cold

complete blackout


Yeah. Going to attempt to not even watch the trailer over the next 5 months.
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Postby bongo » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:07 pm

Poptone wrote:
bongo wrote:fucking horror buzz

i need to never buy in and just rewatch spoorloos



it's A24, i think their track record leads me away from cynicism on this


you know that now we're all double fucked bc of this post right
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:10 pm

But, Blacksugar. The hype!

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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:11 pm

insane, traumatic, pants wettingly
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Postby internetfriend » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:12 pm

BlackSugar wrote:
Rainbow Battle Kid wrote:i am such a wimp with spooky movies that a lot of times i try to look up spoilers ahead of time and also see if there's jumpscares, but it seems like the plot twistiness/mystery of this is kinda the point? maybe i'll get some of my horror-nerd friends to watch with me so i'm not by myself


this looks like it's gonna have a lot of same elements of the wan/blum movies, which is sudden background movements, fucked up 'black hole sun' faces, spooky kids, fakeout jumps scares followed by *real* jump scares, loud on-the-nose soundtrack

this looks like it will be good like conjuring was good, which is to say pretty good but let's not get too worked up about it

i haven’t watched the trailer but yeah this is a good characterization of this kind of movie (e: meaning the kind blacksugar is describing, not Hereditary, which i know nothing about)

ready for american horror movies to have a Shift. it follows was good but otherwise the last few years have been not so hot imo
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Postby bongo » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:13 pm

i just read a review where the critic said it "will make yerba mate shoot out of your butthole"
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Postby bongo » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:13 pm

really already scared actually
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:14 pm

BlackSugar wrote:
Rainbow Battle Kid wrote:i am such a wimp with spooky movies that a lot of times i try to look up spoilers ahead of time and also see if there's jumpscares, but it seems like the plot twistiness/mystery of this is kinda the point? maybe i'll get some of my horror-nerd friends to watch with me so i'm not by myself


this looks like it's gonna have a lot of same elements of the wan/blum movies, which is sudden background movements, fucked up 'black hole sun' faces, spooky kids, fakeout jumps scares followed by *real* jump scares, loud on-the-nose soundtrack

this looks like it will be good like conjuring was good, which is to say pretty good but let's not get too worked up about it


the fact that so many of these elements are introduced in the trailer leads me to believe that that's not what this movie is about at all actually
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Postby bongo » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:16 pm

wait why are you imbeciles watching the trailer
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Postby bongo » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:16 pm

IT is the worst movie ive seen in my thirties by a far margin
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:17 pm

loaf angel wrote:
BlackSugar wrote:
Rainbow Battle Kid wrote:i am such a wimp with spooky movies that a lot of times i try to look up spoilers ahead of time and also see if there's jumpscares, but it seems like the plot twistiness/mystery of this is kinda the point? maybe i'll get some of my horror-nerd friends to watch with me so i'm not by myself


this looks like it's gonna have a lot of same elements of the wan/blum movies, which is sudden background movements, fucked up 'black hole sun' faces, spooky kids, fakeout jumps scares followed by *real* jump scares, loud on-the-nose soundtrack

this looks like it will be good like conjuring was good, which is to say pretty good but let's not get too worked up about it


the fact that so many of these elements are introduced in the trailer leads me to believe that that's not what this movie is about at all actually


yeah all the scary trailer parts are in the opening credits and then it becomes a coming of age comedy set in 1950s queens
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:18 pm

Who legitimately thought IT was going to be great? I mean, it was fine. I enjoyed it. But I wasn't expecting actual horror out of it.
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:20 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:


i swear to god i fall for this pitch every time
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:20 pm

Look, I'm sorry, Blacksugar. You're going to poop your pants and your date is going to walk out of the theater and you're going to be ruined.
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:21 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:Who legitimately thought IT was going to be great? I mean, it was fine. I enjoyed it. But I wasn't expecting actual horror out of it.


I feel like there was a lot of hype from people who fondly remembered the miniseries and thought, ok awesome now we get a real r-rated version of this thing
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