2018 dystopia logbook: happy piss year

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Grey Poupon » Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:26 am

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never
be
thinking
My listening experience in balanced mode reveals the great depth of EARTH
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Postby oh! it's max! » Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:42 am

seriously.
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Postby office plant » Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:58 am

i want that chicken
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:00 am

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Postby oh! it's max! » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:02 am

i fill my hole with dominos sometimes
seriously.
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Postby bongo » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:02 am

i hate america
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby Kenny » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:03 am

delgriffith wrote:

"Well, FarmersOnly.com did swing for the kidney replacement, but they did brand the side of it with their logo"
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:03 am

We did it, we're actually living in Infinite Jest
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Postby uncledoj » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:07 am

Fuck. How is any of this real.
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Postby Durham » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:35 am

Came here to post the dominos pothole

Atmosphere of reality denial is accelerating
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Postby bongo » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:36 am

Eyeball Kid wrote:We did it, we're actually living in Infinite Jest


dominos to fill in president trumps concavity
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby brent » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:40 am

Russell Weiner, president of Domino’s USA wrote:Have you ever hit a pothole and instantly cringed? We know that feeling is heightened when you’re bringing home a carryout order from your local Domino’s store. We don’t want to lose any great-tasting pizza to a pothole, ruining a wonderful meal.
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Postby object » Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:41 pm

delgriffith wrote:


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Postby object » Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:42 pm

america is finished
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Postby object » Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:43 pm

what are the good chinese soundcloud rappers
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Postby cartola » Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:57 pm

bongo wrote:i hate america

Oh no you didn't
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:13 pm

They should call him Reverend Right because that's what he was all along
badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:17 pm

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby john plainman » Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:38 pm

new lows, every day
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Postby john plainman » Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:40 pm

yea burn it down

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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:44 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:


fuckin scumbag.

i talked to a friend who lives near there and says the guy has lived at the lake for a while and a bunch of people have pitched in and helped him buy new stuff

blech
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Postby uncledoj » Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:04 pm

That asshole indiscriminately throwing a homeless man's things everywhere while people stand around and helplessly complain seems like a pretty good encapsulation of where this nightmare country is at right now
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Postby Kenny » Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:30 pm

would love some internet vigilantisim on that fucker
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Postby Gussie Fink-Nottle » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:18 pm

I'd pay some good money to be able to tinker with that guy's brain.
It is mating season for the pterosaurs, and this well-endowed male wants YOU to fly with him.
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Postby Gussie Fink-Nottle » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:20 pm

Not in that Borgesian 1,000 year prison sentence way though, I just want to crack his skull open and pour some acid in there.
It is mating season for the pterosaurs, and this well-endowed male wants YOU to fly with him.
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Postby wendy » Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:07 pm

Gussie Fink-Nottle wrote:I'd pay some good money to be able to tinker with that guy's brain.

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Postby dada » Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:28 pm

uncledoj wrote:That asshole indiscriminately throwing a homeless man's things everywhere while people stand around and helplessly complain seems like a pretty good encapsulation of where this nightmare country is at right now
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Postby tgk » Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:55 am

sounds good to me
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