2018 dystopia logbook: happy piss year

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

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I'm starting a BTEC in engineering at Tynemouth College
My thermos flask leaks parsnip soup on the metro clogging up the keys of my MacBook
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Postby grace cathedral park » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:56 pm

That’s actually pretty sick I just needed something in the OP
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Postby grace cathedral park » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:57 pm

Also Newsweek has gotten real bad
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:58 pm

Cape Town might run out of water soon
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Postby trouble » Wed Jan 03, 2018 6:39 pm


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Postby dvr » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:10 pm

2018, where reality and a 90s sci-fi anime become one
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Postby NegativeCapability » Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:07 pm

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Postby Robo-Chachi » Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:08 pm

In 2018, being killed by a sex robot would probably be one of the more desirable deaths.
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Postby iambic » Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:21 pm

Bleak New Game Trains Teachers How to Survive School Shootings

There are three playable roles in the new simulation: teacher, shooter, and officer. As a teacher, the person in training must corral panicked students and find a safe space in order to save lives. As the shooter, the person navigates the school to find targets and randomly kill. As an officer, the trainee must find and kill the shooter.

“The more experience you have, the better your chances of survival are,” said Tamara Griffith, a chief engineer on EDGE. “So this allows you to practice and have multiple experiences [and] know what works and what doesn’t work.”
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Postby Durham » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:11 pm

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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:17 pm

ahhhhh
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Postby Paul » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:17 pm

iambic wrote:Bleak New Game Trains Teachers How to Survive School Shootings

There are three playable roles in the new simulation: teacher, shooter, and officer. As a teacher, the person in training must corral panicked students and find a safe space in order to save lives. As the shooter, the person navigates the school to find targets and randomly kill. As an officer, the trainee must find and kill the shooter.

“The more experience you have, the better your chances of survival are,” said Tamara Griffith, a chief engineer on EDGE. “So this allows you to practice and have multiple experiences [and] know what works and what doesn’t work.”



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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:18 pm

fuck
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Postby Shalabi » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:23 pm

2018 dystopia is lit!
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:51 pm

I had a dream last night that Palestine was occupying me!
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Postby light rail coyote » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:44 pm

iambic wrote:Bleak New Game Trains Teachers How to Survive School Shootings

There are three playable roles in the new simulation: teacher, shooter, and officer. As a teacher, the person in training must corral panicked students and find a safe space in order to save lives. As the shooter, the person navigates the school to find targets and randomly kill. As an officer, the trainee must find and kill the shooter.

“The more experience you have, the better your chances of survival are,” said Tamara Griffith, a chief engineer on EDGE. “So this allows you to practice and have multiple experiences [and] know what works and what doesn’t work.”


when i was a TA, our school shooting training amounted to telling us to lock the doors and calling an emergency number and asking for "dr. strong," which would then automatically connect us to campus security.
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Postby Grey Poupon » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:14 pm

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Postby marble » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:36 pm

wasn't that literally in a black mirror episode like 2 weeks ago? the world is insane
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Postby Annie May » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:35 am

Can't wait until the giant pizza ovencar splatters a pedestrian
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Postby freezinseason » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:55 am

i think autonomous vehicles are probably a lot longer away than boosters would have you think
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Postby camping » Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:27 pm

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Postby Stuntman » Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:40 pm

Durham wrote:https://www.polygon.com/2018/1/8/16863932/ugandan-knuckles-meme-vrchat

every word of this
every last word


I have not been able to escape this shit for the past few days.
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