2018 dystopia logbook: happy piss year

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby walt whitman » Tue Jun 12, 2018 1:06 pm

jesus thats great

i tried explaining libertarianism the other day, i think i'll just send them this short story instead
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:22 pm

tgk wrote:


hope to gather enough content in the near future to create a new thread dedicated to people whalin on some robots
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:55 pm

tgk wrote:


lol 'early insight'. this is about as profound as people inevitably wailing on vending machines a bit
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Postby worrywort » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:06 pm

well how do you explain this!

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Postby mascotte » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:36 am

Raped and decapitaded
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Postby black mamba » Sun Jun 17, 2018 4:24 pm

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Postby Paul » Mon Jun 18, 2018 7:13 pm



The Logan Paul PRESS CONFERENCE was at LA Coliseum and had 12million online viewers lmao

https://www.tubefilter.com/2018/06/15/ksi-logan-paul-boxing-press-conference/
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Postby medicore bob dole gimmick » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:13 pm

Donald Trump Space Force belongs in here
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Postby quilty » Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:33 pm

my secret? i voted for jools stein™
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Postby FourLegsGood » Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:37 pm

P. brilliant of Ready Player One/Soylent to crossbrand as common dystopian signifiers
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Postby Mr Spaceship » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:00 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5892421/Texas-boy-16-reveals-dying-wish-abortion-outlawed-state.html

Terminally ill Texas boy, 16, reveals his dying wish - to have abortion outlawed across the state and treated 'like murder'
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Postby clouds » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:15 pm

it almost like god is late term aborting him
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:39 pm

Mr Spaceship wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5892421/Texas-boy-16-reveals-dying-wish-abortion-outlawed-state.html

Terminally ill Texas boy, 16, reveals his dying wish - to have abortion outlawed across the state and treated 'like murder'


so much for being pro-life
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:40 pm

if you don't cheat playing regular Monopoly then you're doing it wrong
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Postby NegativeCapability » Mon Jul 02, 2018 3:09 pm

I wish more young people were this principled. Salute to a real one.
My views on democracy and oppression are aligned with most liberal views.
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Postby Kenny » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:33 am

Mr Spaceship wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5892421/Texas-boy-16-reveals-dying-wish-abortion-outlawed-state.html

Terminally ill Texas boy, 16, reveals his dying wish - to have abortion outlawed across the state and treated 'like murder'

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Postby john plainman » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:07 pm

nah I think that's pretty good
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Postby an otter » Thu Jul 05, 2018 1:24 pm

https://www.theverge.com/2018/7/5/17535814/uk-face-recognition-police-london-accuracy-completely-comfortable

London police chief ‘completely comfortable’ using facial recognition with 98 percent false positive rate
The technology is being trialed in the UK but has so far led to zero arrests
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Postby Esteban » Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:49 pm

We should really eat them while we have the chance

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Postby Brain Stew » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:14 pm

Mr Spaceship wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5892421/Texas-boy-16-reveals-dying-wish-abortion-outlawed-state.html

Terminally ill Texas boy, 16, reveals his dying wish - to have abortion outlawed across the state and treated 'like murder'

Wasn't there a Mr. Show sketch like this?
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