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Postby ratbags » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:52 pm

toronto gets boban
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:53 pm

I’m assuming if you’re bringing in Parsons it’ll be a Luol Deng deal where he barely plays because he sucks.
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:54 pm

jalapeño ranch wrote:I’m assuming if you’re bringing in Parsons it’ll be a Luol Deng deal where he barely plays because he sucks.


yeah it just sucks to have dead weight in a pretty deep, dynamic team
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Postby wario lopez » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:56 pm

gallo plus filler could work
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Postby Lucky » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:56 pm

wait wtf they wanna give up the 4th pick just to get off Parsons? I haven't kept up with nba news today
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:57 pm

toronto doesn't have the best history with big italian men
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:58 pm

This draft class kinda sucks so why not now
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:58 pm

Tom Cruise wrote:wait wtf they wanna give up the 4th pick just to get off Parsons? I haven't kept up with nba news today

https://theathletic.com/392853/2018/06/14/scotto-2018-nba-mock-draft-version-4-0-as-lottery-picks-are-shuffled-trade-talks-continue/
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Postby lordofdiapers » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:59 pm

That contract is one of the worst of all time
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Postby Lucky » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:59 pm

that article is mostly blocked for me
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Postby trouble » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:10 pm

luol deng doesnt suck he's just old and missing half a spine thanks to the bulls doctors
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Postby Lucky » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:11 pm

Kinda blows that the draft is before free agency otherwise the Cavs could send Love there for Parsons and the pick. Grizz would do that, right?
Unless LeBron tells them he's leaving before the draft, anyway.
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Postby trouble » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:13 pm

more importantly he's my friend
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Postby Lucky » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:13 pm

trouble wrote:luol deng doesnt suck he's just old and missing half a spine thanks to the bulls doctors


KD is faring pretty well without one

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Postby WAC » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:43 pm

jalapeño ranch wrote:The Grizzlies are trying to give up their pick to anyone who’s willing to take Chandler Parsons’ contract, and the Hawks are willing to take on dead weight for picks. This seems like a no-brainer to me, especially for a pick that high in the draft.

Also it’s kind of sad that the Grizz still believe they’re a 50 win team.


I think they might be more gauging interest that desperately trying to find someone to dump it on. I think I'd wait until I was on the clock to make a move if there's a possibility Doncic falls to 4.
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Postby WAC » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:56 pm

wario lopez wrote:gallo plus filler could work


Not sure where I'd stand on a Gallinari + 12th pick + 13th pick for Parsons + 4th pick for either side. You'd save ~8 million over the same number of years with Gallinari, but you're only getting a slightly less bad contract over the same number of years, and the draft is pretty much Memphis's only hope for adding a star player in the near future. For LA, I'm not sure I'd want to piss away cap space when there's going to be good players available at 12 and 13. I don't get the idea that this draft sucks.
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Postby Lucky » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:01 pm

Cleveland really seems like the only destination that makes sense.

Playoff or playoff-contending teams with actual good players on contracts that match Parsons' ($18.8m+) shouldn't want any part of this.

Tanking teams don't have good players on contracts like that, or at least not good enough to give away a 4th pick for: Bazemore, Schroder; Batum, Howard; Barnes, Matthews; Deng; Noah, Hardaway, Kanter; Fournier, Biyombo... etc. (I've seen fans of every tanking team throw up trade proposals on reddit/realgm already)

Harris and filler, or uhh Gallinari and a pick, would work for the Clippers but idk what they're trying to do exactly? I guess they're 'retooling while staying competitive' rather than hitting the tank, so taking on Parsons' doesn't make much sense from that perspective.

The Cavs have a good player on a matchable contract and will probably be looking to tank the next few years so taking on Parsons doesn't matter.

Love + Korver for 4 + Parsons + some scrub to match salary, or Love + Osman for 4 + Parsons.
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Postby buriedinspace » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:30 pm

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jalapeño ranch wrote:The Grizzlies are trying to give up their pick to anyone who’s willing to take Chandler Parsons’ contract, and the Hawks are willing to take on dead weight for picks. This seems like a no-brainer to me, especially for a pick that high in the draft.

Also it’s kind of sad that the Grizz still believe they’re a 50 win team.


I think they might be more gauging interest that desperately trying to find someone to dump it on. I think I'd wait until I was on the clock to make a move if there's a possibility Doncic falls to 4.


Yeah, but if it's a matter of 'do we trade him to the Hawks or will Doncic be on the board'... the Hawks are the pick before them. So they just need to take Doncic to take the possibility off the table.

Hawks plus Doncic and say, Jaren Jackson? That's a kinda fun young starting five: Schroder, Doncic, Prince, Collins, Jackson.

Maybe you could somehow convince the Grizz to take Bazemore's contract? Bazemore for 4 + Parsons? It'd still save them money and if they 'want to compete' Bazemore is still a guy who'd be in the mix for the Grizz.

There's talk of 19 for 14 + Faried's contract with the Hawks too, wasn't there? Or maybe just taking on Faried for 14.

If somehow, which obviously seems unlikely, the Hawks managed to take on Faried and Parsons and ended up picking 3rd, 4th, 14th and 19th, could get off Bazemore? Faried expires the next year, if you could find a suitor for Plumlee and Schroder (maybe as a package for an expiring?), you'd have a ton of young talent and a ton of cap room year after next. It's not the worst way to rebuild.
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Postby milknight » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:35 pm

i hate all those hypothetica deals for the clippers
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Postby milknight » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:35 pm

if tobias makes another leap hes a borderline all-star imo
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:36 pm

you don't want demar?
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Postby milknight » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:36 pm

hell no
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Postby milknight » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:37 pm

i wouldnt even do tobias for demar straight up
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:37 pm

what a mean thing to say
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Postby milknight » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:45 pm

did someone say gallo and a pick for him? id be fine with that
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:47 pm

it's off the table now. enjoy missing the playoffs.
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Postby milknight » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:47 pm

hell no was harsh i just dont want to lose tobias. demar would be fun for the right price. i also thought he was older than he is for some reason
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Postby milknight » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:48 pm

ratbags wrote:it's off the table now. enjoy missing the playoffs.

missing the playoffs is where im a viking
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:48 pm

who would you trade for 2018 Mike Bibby though

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