NBA 2017-18 Offseason Thread: Bye

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Postby Lucky » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:05 pm

Cavs
Celtics
Zards
Raps
Bucks
Heat
Hornets
Sixers
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Pistons
Magic
Knicks
Nets
Pacers
Bulls
Hawks


Warriors
Thunder
Spurs
Rockets
Blazers
Wolves
Clips
Pels
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Nugs
Jazz
Grizz
Mavs
Lakers
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Suns
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Postby trouble » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:06 pm

last year i watched maybe 18-20 hours of bulls basketball I'm gonna try to get under the single digits this year
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:13 pm

Lucky wrote:Can't imagine the Jazz being better than any of these teams.

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Postby milknight » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:14 pm

why do people think the grizzlies wont be garbage?
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:15 pm

Because they're the Grizzlies. Underestimate them at your peril.
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:15 pm

mcwop23 wrote:i'm drunk and watching kobe's last game



literally cried at the end
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Postby Bernie » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:16 pm

Fuck, I have to root for Dwight Howard this year :(
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Postby Bernie » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:17 pm

I will yell things at him in person for a small fee though
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Postby milknight » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:17 pm

delgriffith wrote:Because they're the Grizzlies. Underestimate them at your peril.

idk dude have you looked at their roster
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Postby Lucky » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:20 pm

they got Mike Conley
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:21 pm

jazz defense alone will get them to 45-47 wins
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Postby just trouble » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:32 pm

delgriffith wrote:Please let me know if you want to be added to the list.

please pencil me in for the utah jazz. full disclosure, however, despite living in slc and a lifelong nba junkie, ive never been fully invested in the team. hayward betrayal did not help matters for 17-18 either. i'm usually more excited about following several young up and coming players and teams. philly, sac, and lakers this year, for example. fuck. season can't start soon enough.
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Postby Bernie » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:33 pm

Seems like there are more than just two warriors fans
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:36 pm

im ALL IN on the nugs being at the top of the tier of west teams that dont matter'
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Postby trouble » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:37 pm

Bernie wrote:Seems like there are more than just two warriors fans


Yeah faxemendo and trouble should be on that list
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:41 pm

trouble has already pledged Applegiance.
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Postby trouble » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:43 pm

I was stupid enough to put that app on my phone and I think it bricked it.
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Postby Marx & Engels » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:43 pm

trouble wrote:last year i watched maybe 18-20 hours of bulls basketball I'm gonna try to get under the single digits this year


I'm gonna go in the opposite direction. Can't risk missing a minute of the David Nwaba experience
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Postby Bernie » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:45 pm

We desperately need a pacers fan. Please be our hero trouble. It can't be any worse.
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Postby goldsoundz » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:46 pm

you can add me to the list of bulls fans, begrudgingly

gonna be real tough to watch this year. i probably won't much.
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Postby Bernie » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:46 pm

Indianapolis is relatively close to Chicago
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Postby trouble » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:46 pm

regardless I #StandForTheApp
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Postby Bernie » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:47 pm

goldsoundz wrote:you can add me to the list of pacers fans, begrudgingly

gonna be real tough to watch this year. I'll probably watch every game.
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Postby goldsoundz » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:48 pm

this thing is fun for messing around with the schedule/predictions: https://playoffpredictors.com/ (they have nfl one too, but fuck the nfl)
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Postby trouble » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:49 pm

i refuse to root for anything in indiana it's fucking backwards shithole whose biggest export the last two decades was a pedophile sub eater.
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Postby Bernie » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:56 pm

Whoa calm down
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Postby just trouble » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:56 pm

trouble wrote:i refuse to root for anything in indiana it's fucking backwards shithole whose biggest export the last two decades was a pedophile sub eater.

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Postby surly » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:57 pm

fuck all your teams and all your players

wall gonna win it all :barney:
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Postby just trouble » Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:02 pm

can watch wall run 100mph at opposition all day.
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