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Postby A WOMAN IN TROUBLE » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:48 am

in bed: elvis was a sweaty mess and brando was an animal

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Postby A WOMAN IN TROUBLE » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:48 am

oh well top of the page, to ya
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:49 am

Did she sleep with hot elvus or sweaty mess Elvis?
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Postby A WOMAN IN TROUBLE » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:54 am

even if it started as the former, he became the latter
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Postby Franco » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:55 am

End of an era:

So this is what Taylor Swift was doing over the Fourth of July holiday.

Instead of hosting a star-studded party in the United States, the "Delicate" singer was enjoying a break from her reputation stadium tour with boyfriend Joe Alwyn in Turks & Caicos.
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:55 am

A WOMAN IN TROUBLE wrote:even if it started as the former, he became the latter

So true
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:56 am

Omg Taylor swift I don't care
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Postby Franco » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:00 am

During a particularly bad rough patch with Brando — she had discovered a woman’s nightgown in Brando’s closet — Moreno read a gossip item about Presley wanting to meet her. To spite Brando, she agreed. (Ironically, Presley was “obsessed” with Brando and even styled himself after Brando’s “The Wild One” character.)

But the King was no match for Brando.

“My dates . . . nearly always concluded in a tender tussle on my living-room floor, with Elvis’ pelvis in that famous gyration straining against his taut trousers. I could feel him thrust against my clothed body, and expecting the next move . . . but it never came,” she writes.

“Grinding” was all Elvis wanted to do. According to other girls, it seemed to be his modus operandi.
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Postby bro tones » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:01 am

Celiac Cruz wrote:there is no surprise at all marlon was better than elvis


yeah remember when quincy jones said brando would fuck anything. dude even fucked a mailbox, iirc.
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Postby goofjan » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:33 am

I heard Bradno even fucked paintings, clouds, concepts and ideas. A true fucksman if there ever was one.
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Postby NegativeCapability » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:41 am

bro tones wrote:
Celiac Cruz wrote:there is no surprise at all marlon was better than elvis


yeah remember when quincy jones said brando would fuck anything. dude even fucked a mailbox, iirc.


Eh big deal I mean we all fucked a mailbox before.
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Postby bro tones » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:48 am

let he who is without mail cast the first fuck
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Postby bro tones » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:48 am

or is it fuck the first box?
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:51 am

Something tells me you don't need to be a talented lover to fuck a mailbox, but even still, I just assume that Brando was more open-minded sexually. Pretty funny that Elvis was really only the king of over the shirt stuff
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Postby Franco » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:57 am

A little less penetration a little dry action
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Postby aububs » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:58 am

please don't shame elvis for his fondness for dry riding

with his jackhammer hips I'm sure he could generate a very agreeable friction for both himself and his partner
no buddy not really
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:00 pm

Franco wrote:A little less penetration a little dry action


:lol:
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Postby NegativeCapability » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:04 pm

An Elvis clone would have been his perfect lover. Fun fact the only way he could get hard and perform was by looking into the mirror first.
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Postby r m » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:13 pm

The difference is that Elvis just ate the butter.
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Postby NegativeCapability » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:34 pm

"Priscilla, baby. You know what would look good on you? My face. I know a terrific surgeon in Mississip. Priscilla! Don't you run away from me!"
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Postby mellowgold » Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:43 pm

TMZ reporting Bieber engaged to Haley omg
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Postby ratbags » Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:51 pm

Good
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I'm unwell
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Postby black mamba » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:53 pm

chad wrote:I'm upset #upsetsummer
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:02 pm

Everyone is settling down. I like Justin and Hailey, does anyone else think they look aike? It's all the hair
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Postby ratbags » Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:03 pm

IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL
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Postby mellowgold » Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:12 pm

idk how to feel
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Postby Franco » Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:25 pm

Tiiiight
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Postby goofjan » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:39 pm

all u gosshawks might wanna check out the new season of the podcast You Must Remember This. She's going through individual stories from Hollywood Babylon. this is like ancient celeb goss that makes today's goss look like nuthin.

http://www.youmustrememberthispodcast.com/episodes/2018/6/26/dw-griffith-the-gish-sisters-and-the-origin-of-hollywood-babylon-fake-news-fact-checking-hollywood-babylon-episode-1
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