17/18 Fantasy - World Cup Edition

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Postby joe » Fri May 04, 2018 10:21 pm

Trippled Sterling

30 point gap above me, 20 point below me. Probably finish here at 15
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Postby Night porter » Sat May 05, 2018 3:14 am

Need to make up 40 pts on 1st place in my league. Captained Jesus and he's TCed him. :(
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Postby pana » Sat May 05, 2018 9:18 am

stupid Poch/Son
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Postby delgriffith » Sat May 05, 2018 11:11 am

Kane (TC) going great! Ayew missing sitters too.

Can't see myself staying in the top 10k at this rate.
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Postby delgriffith » Sat May 05, 2018 11:39 am

Vertonghen limping off too. Good shit.
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Postby iambic » Sat May 05, 2018 12:06 pm

lol at tcing harry kane
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Postby iambic » Sat May 05, 2018 12:08 pm

I mean not that I should laugh; it has been a woeful year and I've spent about ~20 minutes thinking about my team in 2018
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Postby delgriffith » Sat May 05, 2018 12:46 pm

iambic wrote:lol at tcing harry kane

He's desperate for that Golden Boot! I also thought the fact that West Brom had to win today would leave them vulnerable but Spurs just did their Spurs thing. Oh well.
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Postby delgriffith » Sat May 05, 2018 1:52 pm

pana wrote:sticking with Kane while you're in the lead was the sane thing. i had to take a chance on Sterling/Jesus, ended up with the Brazilian

i was really hoping you'd stay away from Jesus though. regret even more not captaining Sterling now

edit: my captain change didn't "take" somehow. i probably didn't confirm it immediately and then i forgot? Stirling it is, i guess :lol:

Yeah I was wondering what you were talking about yesterday and if this was just "banter."

Cedric doing me a favour here, but I've got no faith in Southampton holding on. Vertonghen getting injured before West Brom scored actually ended up being a stroke of good fortune for me too.
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Postby delgriffith » Sat May 05, 2018 2:24 pm

That goal from Everton took Cedric from 12 points (9 + the full 3 bonus) down to 5 :x Stupid game.
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Postby pana » Sun May 06, 2018 10:15 am

of course Kane blanks and then City/Sterling fail to score at home vs Huddersfield

75% possession, 2 shots on target
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Postby delgriffith » Sun May 06, 2018 10:35 am

Guess I'm relieved Sterling didn't do anything. But now watch Aubameyang score a few after I sold him (and took a hit!) to get in Jesus.
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Postby pana » Sun May 06, 2018 11:57 am

1 down

didn't have to bench Mustafi, Arsene

yet another terrible DGW so far. my top scorer is Vertonghen with 6, who might miss the next one
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Postby delgriffith » Sun May 06, 2018 11:59 am

I'm such a moron :lol:
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Postby pana » Sun May 06, 2018 1:03 pm

eh what's 2 goals, 1 assist, 2-3 bonus in a shitty GW?!

stupid Bellerin decided to show up
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Postby delgriffith » Sun May 06, 2018 1:07 pm

I deserve this. I wonder where I might be in the global rankings if I held onto Auba. At least I covered for myself by betting actual money on him scoring 2 or more today.
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Postby wong » Sun May 06, 2018 4:30 pm

Freehitted shaqiri, auba, van aanholt and gross out. Perfect end to this shit show of an Fpl season
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Postby pana » Wed May 09, 2018 2:13 pm

lol Sterling not even on the bench. Mustafi out and the options on my bench are Lowton (0pts) and Chilwell (out). playing with 10 and the worst TC of all time in a DGW..

edit: whoa, i made Mustafi play 70 minutes
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Postby delgriffith » Wed May 09, 2018 4:32 pm

:lol: Aubameyang has 23 points and counting. Jesus has 4.
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Postby Night porter » Thu May 10, 2018 12:50 pm

Del, you'll like this - look who current global top scorer is this GW and also his mini league 'England'. I'd be sitting third, just ahead of Jimmy.
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Postby delgriffith » Thu May 10, 2018 7:47 pm

lol that's incredible.
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Postby pana » Sun May 13, 2018 2:23 pm

Congrats, Del! First time's the sweetest!



(actually, beating iambic with Giroud was sweeter)
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Postby junglejim » Sun May 13, 2018 4:44 pm

Is Del the champ? Congrats Del!
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Postby wong » Mon May 14, 2018 8:12 am

Congrats Del!

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Postby junglejim » Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:57 am

The piece of shit McDonalds World Cup Tournament is up https://fantasy.fifa.com/en/home
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Postby John Dark » Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:14 am

Why is it bad? It looks more or less the same as FPL.
Now here is the lake. And I still haven't changed.
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Postby joe » Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:01 pm

pana wrote:(actually, beating iambic with Giroud was sweeter)


imagining this as a physical beating with giroud used as a club
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Postby pana » Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:03 pm

my tactics are ancient now and only good enough for top 2-3 finishes so i'm retiring to focus on my trolling, which clearly needs work
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Postby junglejim » Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:29 pm

John Dark wrote:Why is it bad? It looks more or less the same as FPL.

I'm just very dramatic and I hate McDonalds. :oops:

Set up a league here if anyone wants in https://fantasy.fifa.com/en/leagues?code=6A756E676C656A696D5F232335303836322323486970696E696F6E2532303230313823234249474A58435157
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