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Postby big zorb » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:15 pm

I recently told my mom what day I would be flying out and that day she bought me a ticket that turned out to be first class. This is very kind of her as there was no need to do that and I would never allow myself the pleasures of first class.

God is totally kill me for having the audacity to experience a nice thing? Been having a dreadful 2018 and I fear God may not abide my flying so high above my normal level.
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:25 pm

I fear that just as I am ordering another free mimosa and thinking, all right dude, let yourself enjoy this for once in your life, God will hurl the plane into the earth
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Postby blues » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:27 pm

yeah i worry all the time that soon after something good happens something bad will
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:28 pm

always. i had a nice date last night and i'm just waiting for the terrible thing that inevitably comes to happen
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Postby chairkicker » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:34 pm

i'm only worried that god will kill me because i'm an evil man who likes to pour salt on salamanders and pepper over ant hills and scream for hours in the night
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Postby grace cathedral park » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:35 pm

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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:36 pm

don't need the man upstairs in this situation, you'll punish yourself next time ur back in economy class

in the meantime enjoy the splendour and get a heavy buzz on

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Postby bear » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:42 pm

Oof yeah sounds like you're gonna die
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Postby Milk » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:24 pm

i said in a thread last week that whenever i get less miserable i start feeling even more that it'll be found out i have a terrible illness or something because i feel if things really did threaten to become good in my life i would then probably have to die because that doesn't seem possible and it also seems like the most likely punchline to my life.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:30 pm

I never give it much thought
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Postby shark week » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:41 pm

it's actually the opposite for me

if things are going poorly like they are right now i just assume i'll be dead soon
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Postby Self Destructive Zone » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:46 pm

big zorb wrote:I recently told my mom what day I would be flying out and that day she bought me a ticket that turned out to be first class. This is very kind of her as there was no need to do that and I would never allow myself the pleasures of first class.

God is totally kill me for having the audacity to experience a nice thing? Been having a dreadful 2018 and I fear God may not abide my flying so high above my normal level.



All the time. Not God necessarily. I have just always felt that I would never be happy, so when I occasionally feel something like contentment or posssibly even excitement, i immediately also experience darker ruminations. i think the best thing you can do is remind yourself how miserable things are going for someone else and how your pleasure exists because of their pain. that way you will never be happy, but you can enjoy your first class plane ride
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Postby boost » Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:05 am

i hate to say it but your mom might be trying to kill you
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Postby Jeremy » Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:08 am

God didn't even kill Satan.
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Postby Bride of Qualls » Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:14 am

oof, now there's a thought.
ever think God doesn't kill you because good things keep happening to you and He knows those events are only in furtherance of your undoing.
when you bottom out, that's when He'll send the Will. that's when Circumstance will strike.

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Postby That Demon Life » Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:19 am

Yes. All the damn time.
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Postby That Demon Life » Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:21 am

shark week wrote:it's actually the opposite for me

if things are going poorly like they are right now i just assume i'll be dead soon


Things are finally good after about a decade of them mostly being terrible. Been there, though.

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Postby brian dennehy fan » Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:16 am

please don't pour salt on salamanders chairkicker
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Postby Kenny » Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:45 am

Someday the moment you flew in first class to visit your mom will be in the past, which doesn't exist, so just enjoy it while it's happening bb

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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:58 am

yes, well not god necessarily but i think it's linked with ocd. i'm like pathologically unable to be happy for extended periods, or be excited about anything because i (irrationally!) feel deep in my bones that i'll jinx it somehow and get misery back ten-fold
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Postby wintergreen » Tue Jul 17, 2018 4:29 am

my mom once gave me $40 to buy leisure suit larry 3. as i walked to the store to buy it, i was convinced i would be hit by a car, or forget how to walk or something. it was too good to be true.
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Postby Grey Poupon » Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:32 am

actually the cruelest trick is that god kills you for having bad things happen to you

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Postby boost » Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:41 am

so are you going to fart on the plane or not?
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Postby shark week » Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:42 am

That Demon Life wrote:You gonna change your av when Manny leaves?


yes

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Postby dusky » Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:54 am

no but I worry they may demand a blood sacrifice
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Postby Shotfrog » Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:55 am

big zorb wrote:I fear that just as I am ordering another free mimosa and thinking, all right dude, let yourself enjoy this for once in your life, God will hurl the plane into the earth

Don't worry about this happening. Most crashes occur on takeoff and landing.
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Postby Ankh » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:05 am

wintergreen wrote:my mom once gave me $40 to buy leisure suit larry 3. as i walked to the store to buy it, i was convinced i would be hit by a car, or forget how to walk or something. it was too good to be true.


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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:25 am

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:No bc there is no god!!!



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Postby big zorb » Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:45 am

I don't think there is a God but if there is he is definitely the type to smack my plane out of the sky for my hubris
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:26 pm

You get off on a technicality because your mom bought the ticket. But do NOT try to enter the eye of a needle.
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