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Postby Self Destructive Zone » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:00 am

just found out that brett kavanaugh regularly goes to the church i go to every now and again. what should i yell at him?
giant screens with skies exploding/thumping bass and power chords/we got a preacher if you're listening/he'll play his guitar if you're bored
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Postby easy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:01 am

"god won't save you"
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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:02 am

just got a shiver down my spine imagining the fallout from a vertical video of some Trump admin dipshit getting yelled at in a church
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Postby easy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:09 am

"...yyouUSTOLEMONEYFROMTHECHURCHCOLLectionplaa..."
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Postby grammatron » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:18 am

Just go up to him and say, "Dude, c'mon. Knock it off."
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Postby mites » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:27 am

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Postby deebster » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:26 am

Today in America:









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Postby loaf angel » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:55 am

:(
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby guaranteed mediocrity » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:14 am

Image

Did somebody say 'black boys'?
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Postby saranclaps » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:52 am

i saw fastly dns error on a gop subdomain and i got so excited for five minutes that the gop website was vulnerable to a subdomain takeover. it was maybe the most excited i have ever been. i imagined crafting a resignation letter on letter.gop.com for rhonda mcdanny excoriating trump and the party.
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Postby ratbags » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:54 am

Damn dude that would've been sick
session to session
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Postby saranclaps » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:55 am

i would have been able to actualize my "modern day yes men" fantasy.

i'm kinda sad now.
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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:59 am

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Postby saranclaps » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:07 am

this made me feel better
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Postby saranclaps » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:05 am

i guess i now need to find someone to do a maga hat stealing thing but fradulent to trick trump in hosting them at the white house and then record themselves insulting trump constantly
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Postby jewels » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:01 am

Bad craziness wrote:


I might join twitter just to like this.
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Postby jewels » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:06 am

i just remembered that i have a twitter account, I made jokes with it. Remember when twitter was for jokes, and for people making fun of it, "why would I care what you had for lunch?"

and not for the second by second description of how the world is horrible.
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Postby powderfinger » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:58 am

I've cut my Twitter checking by at least 80% since Kennedy announced his retirement and my brain is better for it.
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Postby identikit » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:06 am

that deebster post up there with the collection of videos is just.
is there anything more effective, or is this the best shot we all got - have your phone ready and upload this shit?

these people seem to be proud of what they are doing (the bus video in particular), are magas & co celebrating this stuff on r/donald by now?
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Postby Sam Bash » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:41 am

identikit wrote:that deebster post up there with the collection of videos is just.
is there anything more effective, or is this the best shot we all got - have your phone ready and upload this shit?

these people seem to be proud of what they are doing (the bus video in particular), are magas & co celebrating this stuff on r/donald by now?


I would say a rear naked choke on that Hillbilly Jim looking bastard would've been pretty effective
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Postby identikit » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:51 am

when I visited my mom in 2016, we sat in the local city train, my mom on the opposite seat, right next to her a woman that resembled an older version of the one yelling about muslims on the bus up there.
that woman kept shouting that someone should control the ID of a passenger wearing a headscarf. I was waiting for my mom to verbally go all out, but instead I saw her ramming her elbow into that woman as hard as she could. mayhem ensued ("assault, she ASSAULTED ME!") and my mom kept repeating that she suffered from a rare allergic arm spasm... we got out of that train asap.
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Postby emotional fascism » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:12 am

powderfinger wrote:I've cut my Twitter checking by at least 80% since Kennedy announced his retirement and my brain is better for it.


I just followed more cat twitters. it added much needed balance between panic attacks.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:39 am



dear god no
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Postby Franco » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:50 am

powderfinger wrote:I've cut my Twitter checking by at least 80% since Kennedy announced his retirement and my brain is better for it.


turning point for me too
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:59 am

Can't wait for the Studio 60 reboot!
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Postby jewels » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:01 am

They are rebooting the very concept of talking
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Postby jewels » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:02 am

delgriffith wrote:Can't wait for the Studio 60 reboot!


We need it more now than ever
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:17 am

Franco wrote:

Darla’s back


somehow I mentally skipped over the "sunscreen is a hoax" bit before

that's fucking amazing
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Postby jewels » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:19 am

Isn’t there a boarder here who thinks sunscreen is a sham?
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:21 am

NOT ME
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